Podcasts/GodlessRebelution-Ep117

Godless Rebelution 117 - After School Satan Clubs with Lucien Greaves
Aug 8, 2016
Lucien Greaves, co-founder and spokesperson for The Satanic Temple, joined us for a phone interview to talk about TST's latest initiative - After School Satan Clubs.
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Unknown Speaker 1:06 I know mag loves that. Welcome to the godless revolution. This is episode 117. Today is Wednesday, August three. Oh, hmm. That was a military. It was a military day thing. I didn't say IRD. At the end of it.

Unknown Speaker 1:20 I was Air Force we said like first second third. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, that's because Air Force is fucked. Because we're proper.

Unknown Speaker 1:29 On tonight's episode, we have lots of exciting things and stories and Matt's gonna switch things up for us a little bit. We've also got an interview with the satanic temples. Lucian grieves.

Unknown Speaker 1:41 If you're not excited, you probably didn't

Unknown Speaker 1:44 get to talk to us a little bit about the after school Satan Club, which is very exciting stuff, man. I'm excited about it.

Unknown Speaker 1:52 I wish they had that when I was in school.

Unknown Speaker 1:54 I think it would have been really fucking cool. They would have kept me from, you know, shooting things in the backyard with my BB gun. Shed and starting almost burned down the house one day,

Unknown Speaker 2:07 you were a fucking Hellraiser.

Unknown Speaker 2:09 I was a latchkey kid with no parental supervision from the hours of like three o'clock until six or seven. And we would get in a lot of different troubles.

Unknown Speaker 2:17 You really needed Satan in your heart had.

Unknown Speaker 2:21 Yes, Satan could have been providing me some valuable lessons in I don't know science and art

Unknown Speaker 2:28 and actually, you might find a way to make fire work better with science.

Unknown Speaker 2:32 Ooh, yes. All the hellfire and brimstone? Yes. That would have not helped me not burn down the house. It would have not helped me not burn down the house.

Unknown Speaker 2:42 But then also with your science. You were learning what puts fire out? Sure. Hopefully.

Unknown Speaker 2:47 Depends on the fire. Right? Well, yeah, but

Unknown Speaker 2:49 there's every fire we put up by something.

Unknown Speaker 2:51 Speaking of fires, you were awfully busy yesterday. Yeah. Will Happen.

Unknown Speaker 2:55 Lightning Bolt decided to catch the fucking desert on fire. Damn that God's

Unknown Speaker 3:00 in this desert. What's to set on fire in the desert?

Unknown Speaker 3:03 shitloads of fucking grass and sagebrush and trees and old barns and

Unknown Speaker 3:09 sounds like a forest old barns. Yeah, there is down in the middle of the desert. There

Unknown Speaker 3:13 was we're sitting out there watching, watching the fire coming at us getting ready to do a back burn the burn off before can get through a house. And we're looking at the like, Whoa, that got really big really fast, like, yep, that's the barn.

Unknown Speaker 3:25 So let's back burn. So in other than, you know, sleeping out in the sun. So ginger when

Unknown Speaker 3:32 the fires burning, and it's kind of spreading out on its own and doing its own thing. And it's coming towards an area where you don't want it to come towards you can actually burn off the grass around that area where you can control it. So that way when the fire meets that burned area, it can't burn any further past it doesn't have anywhere to go doesn't have anywhere to go. So if you go ahead of it, and you burn all that available fuel up in that area for a certain distance, the fire will hit it and it's it's done. So you're

Unknown Speaker 3:55 just setting an area where it's already burned. There's no fuel there. So the fire has to stop.

Unknown Speaker 4:00 Yeah, so we're doing a controlled burn that we can control ourselves.

Unknown Speaker 4:04 It's like digging a ditch kind pretty much here.

Unknown Speaker 4:08 Yes, we're firefighters. It's what we do. Well, it

Unknown Speaker 4:11 sounds like you're making fires. Well,

Unknown Speaker 4:13 sometimes you got to make a fire to fire the fire. Got to fight fire with fire. Yeah, exactly. Awesome.

Unknown Speaker 4:22 I am surprised you didn't take that softball.

Unknown Speaker 4:24 And we're out there in an area where there's no hydrants. So water conservation is huge. And what took us know we're probably 30 minutes from getting back to a water source we fill up so we had to do a lot of driving back and forth.

Unknown Speaker 4:36 So if you're setting the fire to stop the other fire, how do you keep your fire from spreading

Unknown Speaker 4:40 we have the fire trucks already positioned there that are full of water so we can actually lay down a little bit of fire in a spot and control it and put it out so it's not growing on its own so you can actually control the growth of the fire versus having one just start up and be like well that thing's already got fucking 10 foot flames rolling through the desert and I see so There's there's a method to the madness of it sure there is in the area where we were going to start when was next to a road so it couldn't burn towards the home that was already there so it burned that area along the road so

Unknown Speaker 5:09 when it met that area there's a home out in the desert

Unknown Speaker 5:11 oh there's a bunch of homes out there yeah that's what we were I took my job was last night was trying to protect the homes

Unknown Speaker 5:17 so it looks very fun

Unknown Speaker 5:20 Yeah, it's exciting time except for when you get back at like midnight like well now we got to clean shit

Unknown Speaker 5:26 dammit I still have to work talk we guys just work I mean you're basically working we're there so time right um yeah, we're there for what is it? 324 hours

Unknown Speaker 5:35 324 hour shifts were on call the entire time so if something happens like that you want to rule that we have as if we worked all night long on that fire and I was supposed to go home this morning. They will pay me eight hours of overtime to sleep so I don't have to drive home

Unknown Speaker 5:49 Oh that's nice. No rest is nice so so that you don't die on the way home pretty much well that's that's probably a pretty good idea.

Unknown Speaker 5:57 Yeah, probably if you get recalled in and your work more than like 12 hours you're allowed to stay at station to sleep so if you say that again? So if there's on big fires like last night we there's nobody on Dugway if Dugway had a fire on it we were not homeless were there oh yeah, empty the entire department on this fire. Okay, so they will recall guys that are at home to come in and fill in positions in the station or to actually go and help fight the fires

Unknown Speaker 6:19 well far away from Dugway was the fire about 15 miles I thought I thought it was like out on Dugway No, that was that was out on BLM land. So well that's fun. Yep. Yeah, I was out golfing and that's kind of Yeah, I know it was pretty harrowing it got really windy and I saw some lightning in the distance No, I thought to myself oh it looks like it's that's gonna start some fires yeah in the desert. And it did and it did I got home and Ryan's at Me sent me some information and pictures of the fire out in the desert a cool

Unknown Speaker 6:59 video of in a big giant jet dumping like 10,000 gallons of fire retardant on it that thing was pretty cool. Flying literally like 100 feet off the ground. Yeah, those pilots have some fucking balls.

Unknown Speaker 7:11 It looked like it dropped like past the fire. Yeah, cuz

Unknown Speaker 7:14 that will that chemical it lay down they play it in front of the fire. So when the fire gets to it, it's supposed to be a chemical that the fire can't burn Okay, so it's a fire retardant agency so it's not in to put on that fire itself it's a put a line in front of the fire so when the fire reaches that,

Unknown Speaker 7:28 so it's no it's not to put the fire out it's to create a line where the fire should hold like you did with your back burned. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 7:34 yeah, so that's that's what the goal of it is but there's never 100% saying that that fire camper and throw it or jump over it or something like that.

Unknown Speaker 7:41 Yeah. So see, did you find any fires yesterday? Matt? I'm not sure didn't so we we were all at the atheist of Utah camping trip over the weekend. Which was a whole lot of fun.

Unknown Speaker 7:57 Well, there were fires there.

Unknown Speaker 7:59 There were there were a few different fine I didn't try to fight any

Unknown Speaker 8:02 like some people on the trip.

Unknown Speaker 8:04 I did Yes, someone someone I don't think they were really fighting the fire so much is just had a fight with it getting their ass kicked by it yeah, getting get their ass kicked by the fire got burned pretty badly.

Unknown Speaker 8:21 And I was not there that night. When the firefighter.

Unknown Speaker 8:24 Yeah, I need to follow up with them and make sure they're okay.

Unknown Speaker 8:28 Well, it's not so bad that it's life threatening. At least at this point. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 8:31 But I mean, still, that's gonna leave a nasty scar.

Unknown Speaker 8:35 It's gonna be a big scar there for sure.

Unknown Speaker 8:37 The only problem with third degree burns they burn too deep and get blood poisoning. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 8:41 I don't think it was. I had to go to that.

Unknown Speaker 8:43 I had a buddy deal with that. Really? Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 8:46 How did he get burned that way? Was this another hot fucking poker when you're?

Unknown Speaker 8:50 It was it was the same night. One of the guys that took part in the hot poker burning party got lead poisoning. And he called us up it's like, Hey, I got my I got this weird, like black line going up my arm. I don't know what it is to go to hospital. Yeah, go to the hospital. And you call later I'm like, No, you'll be fine. It's almost in my shoulder. Like you go to the ER you went to the ER and they said if you would have waited till morning you probably would have been Dex once that reaches your heart. You're fucked. Ah, Dale, I think button necrotic blood cells that are dying on his way up his arm. Dale,

Unknown Speaker 9:21 huh? Yeah, I had a lot of fun on the camping trip, though. We had probably between 4050 people. There's a good camera people there. We all we all went camping at the current Creek Reservoir in in Utah. And it's boating with Kevin on Friday. But my truck kind of got fucked on the way up there. Right outside Heber, it started making a whole lot of noise. It sounded like I had rocks under the hood. And I grew increasingly concerned about its ability to make it up to the campsite. I made it up campsite just fine. But then of course, I was terrified that I wasn't going to get back to civilization. I don't think and we were good like 45 minutes at least away from even mobile phone service. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 10:12 And plus about 16 miles but nasty washed out dirt road.

Unknown Speaker 10:16 Mm hmm. Yeah, the Yeah, total washboard road that was a real pain in the ass. So Ryan here was kind enough to to delay his own leaving the campsite to go home and take care of ship before he had to go work the next day to drive me all the way from the campsite. All the way down the mountain into Heber where we acquired some things that we thought might help the truck oil which is a good one.

Unknown Speaker 10:46 What's a good help?

Unknown Speaker 10:47 Yeah, yeah, I'm actually really glad that we thought to check the oil before we left we otherwise we would have just

Unknown Speaker 10:53 bought stuff that we didn't need. Yeah, we

Unknown Speaker 10:55 would have gone into and then come back up and still had no oil and fucking truck that didn't work. So check the trips. Check the oil before we left and it was bone fucking dry. So got some oil, a thermostat? Initially, we thought it was a water pump because it was a belt broken and missing and

Unknown Speaker 11:10 being full of smog pump on it and what you don't need

Unknown Speaker 11:13 now I'll tell you going for missions. You Right, right. Yeah, it's good for missions. Bad for everything else that for helping a truck run. Well, we're not being very environmentally conscious. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 11:24 but you only drive this truck literally. Twice a year maybe? Oh, yeah.

Unknown Speaker 11:28 Yeah, I put less than 500 miles on this truck every year. It's I use it once, maybe twice a year to go camping. And then like taking up the pride maybe. Yeah, and that y'all Yeah, I'll use it in the you know, to haul shit to the Pride festival. I'll be hauling you should to the Ogden. Yeah, Festival this weekend. But yeah, so Ryan was kind enough to take me all the way into town all the way back, and then still have to drive all the way back down out of the mountains again to get home. So thank you very much, man. Hi, welcome. I really appreciate that a whole lot. I owe you big time.

Unknown Speaker 11:59 Like I told you, you probably would have done the same thing for me this now. You fucking

Unknown Speaker 12:05 know i Absolutely. But I I appreciate it so much. Yes, it was. It was very awesome of you.

Unknown Speaker 12:11 That's what us humans do not like the Christians

Unknown Speaker 12:15 to help one another. Yes. And Matt also was up there. I was Matt did not arrive on Friday though. I did not.

Unknown Speaker 12:24 Matt doesn't know days.

Unknown Speaker 12:27 I don't understand how you got that mixed up. Like, like,

Unknown Speaker 12:31 I don't know. I don't know either. Everything said the 29th.

Unknown Speaker 12:36 Well, and then even like texting you and then you know when are you? When are you coming up and all that kind of stuff? And yeah, I don't know. I was I was kind of funny. But Matt arrived Saturday after Ryan had,

Unknown Speaker 12:50 well, I I actually was going to be there Friday. But then they decided to do construction on Provo Canyon. And it was backed up like 12 miles, all the way all the way up into Orem. It took us 10 minutes to go like a quarter of a mile and we're still screwed. Yeah, we were blocked from my house, so I'm like, fuck it. We'll go tomorrow.

Unknown Speaker 13:09 Yeah, I don't. I don't fault you for that one that would suck.

Unknown Speaker 13:14 Daniel's fucking adorable when she's drunk by the way. Yeah, she she's adorable all the time anyway, but she's She's funny. She's funny.

Unknown Speaker 13:23 Yeah, definitely extroverted.

Unknown Speaker 13:25 Yeah. Yeah, it was. She's dancing and singing and yeah, it was fun.

Unknown Speaker 13:31 I thought she was gonna fight that fire too. For a minute.

Unknown Speaker 13:36 She, she got a little stumbly It was fun. played a lot of played a lot of fun games, sat around listening to music hung out with a lot of really cool people. I had a great time. Yeah. So a whole lot of fun. No, no fights or no drama or anything. Yeah, it was just a nice kickback weekend of excessive drinking and playing with fire. Yep. And voting and chit chat and use Matt and I had a pretty good conversation about psychopaths. Oh, you did have I told

Unknown Speaker 14:07 go starts but again. Oh, did you? Yeah. When everyone else went to sleep, and there's like eight of us left up around when you gotta

Unknown Speaker 14:13 get hometown.

Unknown Speaker 14:16 Here's a guy named Matt Gien. He was the inventor of the first pocket pussy. That's right.

Unknown Speaker 14:22 That's terrifying.

Unknown Speaker 14:22 Yeah, no, no, I

Unknown Speaker 14:23 told us how you meant to the first pocket. Jesus Christ. I

Unknown Speaker 14:26 just realized what you meant by that. Yes. Dude, I took me a minute. Yeah, that's not terrifying. Yeah, a minute. Okay. Jesus Christ, man.

Unknown Speaker 14:41 I don't know what he had that but he definitely did have a vest of human skin with nipples sewn on the front. He

Unknown Speaker 14:46 had a he had a taxidermy animal in which he had implanted one of these women's vaginas into and they theorized that he used it to pleasure himself.

Unknown Speaker 15:00 Yeah, he was uh, he was a pretty good dude.

Unknown Speaker 15:03 Again, yeah,

Unknown Speaker 15:04 it's what you do when you're in Wisconsin.

Unknown Speaker 15:06 Pretty much me I know my run attacks German animals.

Unknown Speaker 15:09 So were you just relating stories of what had been had done? Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 15:13 I was just having fun town fucked up stories around the campfire intervale still fucked up.

Unknown Speaker 15:17 It's, it's it's a pretty sad state when you're trying to come up with ghost stories and you're able to pass on a Dahmer for a worse story. Yeah. For a guy from your state. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 15:29 Huh? Well, yeah, we had we had that. That was a whole lot of fun. coming up this weekend, we have the Ogden Pride festival, that atheist of Utah will be participating in

Unknown Speaker 15:42 which if I read it what I realized that was this weekend. I want to take an overtime. Oh, yeah.

Unknown Speaker 15:46 It's it's a smallish festival and it's it's it's not like all weekend or anything. I think it's like a six hour six or eight hour thing. Kind of, you know, during the day into the early evening,

Unknown Speaker 15:58 where did they do that? Yep. Okay.

Unknown Speaker 16:03 I don't know I will be backing things into the truck and driving it wherever.

Unknown Speaker 16:09 I didn't know if it was a little park down on 20 historic 25th Street or if it was done

Unknown Speaker 16:12 better. You know, I didn't I haven't attended the Oregon broker festival yet.

Unknown Speaker 16:17 Honestly, this might be the first one. I didn't know they had one before.

Unknown Speaker 16:19 Yeah, I've I've gotten to the Provo pride. Yeah, well, I think last year may have been the first usually the last year the year before was the first Ogden Pro.

Unknown Speaker 16:27 So I knew that I knew the Moab the Provo and the Salt Lake Pride festival. I didn't realize I couldn't had one too.

Unknown Speaker 16:32 Yeah. And I we were out of town, but I wasn't on the board anyway. And so it was just so I didn't participate but I will be there this year. All right. It should be a good time. Hang out with some hang out with some of the LGBT peoples in the Ogden area. A good people's Yeah. I like them very much. Most of them there's some assholes there for Is there any

Unknown Speaker 16:57 every group has access? Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 17:00 God can help you. God does. The Help. TOMMY I didn't got help my innocent friend died for no reason. But the guilty run free. Okay, fine. Forget the one about the countless wars declared in his name. Okay, fine. Let's skip the random meaningless murder for a second shower about the racist, sexist. Phobia soup we've all been drowning in because of him.

Unknown Speaker 17:54 We got a bunch of different things to cover tonight. Maybe we should start with a Trumpy. Oh, what

Unknown Speaker 18:01 do we got for Trump?

Unknown Speaker 18:02 Well, his entire campaign is going down in fuckin flames. I mean, the

Unknown Speaker 18:07 Titanic stayed afloat way better.

Unknown Speaker 18:09 You know, just there. There's just so much fuckery going on in his campaign. Over the weekend. I was watching my one of my news programs the Meet the Press. Yeah. And Donald Trump had had made all of these terrible comments about the Khan family. Oh, yeah. Because he or con who had spoken during the Democratic National Committee convention for the Democratic National Convention.

Unknown Speaker 18:40 And he does Trump had

Unknown Speaker 18:42 he did this Trump a bit which he is, was every right to do had a right to do I mean, he talked about, you know, of course, the cons are a Muslim family who lost a son in Iraq, and they were immigrants. Yes. And they're immigrants. And they lost a son fighting for the United States. Who was

Unknown Speaker 19:03 a I want to say is their son was he was one of those posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor because he had sacrificed himself to stop a suicide bomber who actually detonated himself and he died in the process.

Unknown Speaker 19:14 He did win an award. I'm not sure which award it was for sure. But So Donald Trump had a had a big problem with what Mr. Khan said, because during Mr. Khan's speech, he Mr. Khan asked a question. He said he was talking about Donald Trump and he is he saying that, you know, Donald Trump wants to block Muslims from entering the country. And you know, is is xenophobic and, and then he said, you know, is have you even read the Constitution, sir. And he pulled out a, you know, a pocket copy of the Constitution and I will lend you mine. Yeah. For you to read it. Donald Trump lost his fucking mind about it, and had all of his surrogates out on the news programs. Saying that Mr. Khan said that Donald Trump has never read the Constitution which couldn't be any farther from the truth. Of course, Donald Trump has read the Constitution. But that's not what the guy fucking said. Have you? Yeah. He said, have you read it? But of course, Donald Trump surrogates all go out there and twist shit and fucking lie through their teeth. And you know, Mr. Condon said that Donald Trump hasn't read it. That's not what he said.

Unknown Speaker 20:22 And then Mr. Trump said, since his Mr. Khan's wife was on the stage next to him, and she was a woman. She was not allowed to speak. And that's why she stood there silently, right of the truth behind or said, No, anytime it comes to seeing or talking about my son that's that died in war, because it's very hard to speak.

Unknown Speaker 20:39 She gets too emotional, emotionally, and it's very difficult for her to speak about it.

Unknown Speaker 20:44 I guarantee she was asked if she was asked to speak and if she would have wanted to speak, she probably could have gotten on the microphone and spoke. But it's still a very traumatic thing that their family had to go through. And she still has a hard time with it. So she didn't speak.

Unknown Speaker 20:55 Yeah. And and like I said, the entire Trump campaign is just in full meltdown. Yeah. So on Sunday, they had Paul Manafort doing an interview, and during the interview, I've never seen previous to this interview, Paul Manafort. Dumble stammer say, um, anything ever on any of the interviews that I've ever seen him do. And in this one, it was just, I mean, he stammered his entire way through the interview, and looked looked like he was about to bolt from the set at any moment, just because he was having such a hard time defending all of this bullshit that Donald Trump is has been doing lately. And at one point, Paul Manafort even confused President Clinton and Secretary Clinton and and in making reference to them, and the Khan family mentioned, President Clinton mentioned President Clinton and Secretary Obama, and then went on to continue stammering things and then he mix mixed up another name later in the interview. I mean, it was a terrible fucking interview. He went down in flames in this interview. And since then, it's just been one thing after another of Donald Trump's campaign surrogates and Trump himself, losing their fucking minds and just shitting all over themselves on television.

Unknown Speaker 22:19 Also, don't we have Trump? Well, you had the Trump Russia thing going on this weekend? Then? Then Trump also said, Well, you, Russia one, invade Ukraine, like,

Unknown Speaker 22:29 I've already done that.

Unknown Speaker 22:30 They Yeah, they

Unknown Speaker 22:33 move on Ukraine.

Unknown Speaker 22:34 Or Trump asking, Well, why don't we use nukes are just sitting there collecting dust? Why would I Why are you alone? If we can't use them? Yeah, that's why not like he's confused on why we don't use nukes.

Unknown Speaker 22:46 Yeah, so So I saw an article earlier about this. Just about all of the missteps, really recently within the Trump campaign. This was on MSNBC or on NBC news.com. And I said that just within the last 24 hours. In a Washington Post interview, Trump declined to endorse House Speaker Paul Ryan against his primary challenger. Trump reiterated that he hasn't endorsed Senator John McCain and said that the one time prisoner of war, quote, has not done a good job for the vet. So should he slept out at Republican Senator Kelly Ayotte saying, she has given me zero support. He suggested that Americans should put their 401k funds or should pull their 401k 401k funds out of the stock market. As if that's a thing. Yeah. He said he's always wanted to receive a Purple Heart. But that having one gifted to him by a supporter was much easier. Oh,

Unknown Speaker 23:44 that one there? I'm like, really? You just said that with the guy in front of you. Yeah. You just said that.

Unknown Speaker 23:50 Yeah. In in a large speech that is being recorded and broadcast in front of people. Yeah. It's my guess that Donald Trump has no fucking idea. What how you how you earn a purple. Okay.

Unknown Speaker 24:03 That's why I said I've always wanted to perform like, you know how you get a Purple Heart and join the fucking military and get wounded motherfucker. It's not something it's like, a lot of people aren't prideful over a Purple Heart. Like it's not something you want to get. It's not an achievement you want to have Yeah, a bronze star a Silver Star? A medal of honor. While you're still alive. Yeah, those are things that people don't try to get but that are given to them. That's something that's they take pride in.

Unknown Speaker 24:28 Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure they're very, very, very few people who join the military wanting to get a Purple Heart.

Unknown Speaker 24:34 Well, I've had even heard people say a purple hearts and award for the enemy.

Unknown Speaker 24:38 Oh, I guess I can kind of see that.

Unknown Speaker 24:41 Because that's they want to do. That's their that's their award for hitting. Yeah, especially to take you out of combat.

Unknown Speaker 24:47 Hmm. Continuing the list of things that have happened within the last 24 hours. Trump has said that the handling of sexual harassment has got to be up to the individual

Unknown Speaker 25:00 unless that person is a cop they can't really handle it themselves.

Unknown Speaker 25:04 He accused cuz cuz your con of being bothered by his plan to keep terrorists out of the country and said that he had no regrets about his clash with the family. When he questioned Mrs. Khan's silence during Mr. Khan's speech and all that other bullshit, he has appeared to feud with a crying baby during a rally. Oh, he did. If you did, I don't know that if you did with the baby so much as the mother. And he kind

Unknown Speaker 25:31 of called the mother stupid too, and the whole thing

Unknown Speaker 25:33 and so so here's the thing, right? If you have a crying baby somewhere, the courteous and right thing to do the correct thing to do is to take your baby away from the crowd, so you're not disturbing every she might

Unknown Speaker 25:48 have been doing that. Because then the whole thing in the beginning of the baby starts crying. Trump goes off. I love babies. I know right, baby, I love it. You're okay. You're okay. I love babies. You're okay. So it's like, okay, I'll sit down again, then. Yeah. Like, hey, yeah, I was kidding. Yeah, get that baby out.

Unknown Speaker 26:03 If they're under 10. Don't fucking take them anywhere. They stay at home until they're 10. Because I don't want to deal with your shitty fucking kid. You're not gonna be able to handle or you're unwilling to teach.

Unknown Speaker 26:14 Yeah, I don't wanna have Yeah, fucking kids either. Don't let them pee on me. But and so I was getting to the point where, you know, he said this, you know, the baby's crying. And Donald Trump says, oh, and the crying baby. Oh, I love I love babies. I love it. I can dry. Yeah, it's fine. Don't worry about it. You know, the kids crying bla bla, we

Unknown Speaker 26:32 have all the same points of view. So it's really easy.

Unknown Speaker 26:36 We sound so similar. He gets me. But so so he says all of this to the mother, who may have been just seconds before then wanting to take the child out. But then he says, Oh no, keep the baby here. It's fine. I love babies, which I'm not surprised about at all. He probably falls. He probably falls asleep to that. But so he says no, the baby's fine. And then he goes on with his speech. And then the baby's still crying. And so he turns to the mothering again, it says, I'm just kidding. I want your phone to take the baby out of here. Did

Unknown Speaker 27:06 you actually think I like to sound a crime? Yeah. Do

Unknown Speaker 27:08 you actually think that I like the sound of crying babies? Like some people, right? Yeah. Like you just told her that it was fine to keep the baby there. It's I mean, in my opinion, she should have left you know should have taken the baby out but after the guy who she is there to see says no. I like the sound keep the beta here. What is she supposed to do? Go fuck you. I'm leaving. No, she he he made it clear why wanted the baby to stay there and then later chastised her for remaining like what a fucking asshole.

Unknown Speaker 27:40 Was he being sarcastic by chance?

Unknown Speaker 27:42 No, he didn't know he was in his

Unknown Speaker 27:43 own. Yeah, tone was consistent to the whole thing.

Unknown Speaker 27:46 Yeah, actually. Hang on one second. I will find rather

Unknown Speaker 27:50 because if he because if he went over to Ernie was like, Well, you know,

Unknown Speaker 27:54 he's all podium the whole time. Okay, but

Unknown Speaker 27:55 if he's like, No, seriously, I love the sound of crying babies. Like who doesn't lean on me like everyone loves the sound of crying babies. Don't worry about it. Keep your baby here. What that's screaming and crying while I'm trying to give a speech. I love the sound of it. Then I would be kind of on his side because he did get the fucking hint and take your shitty kid out of here.

Unknown Speaker 28:15 Well, yeah, it was not sarcastic at all. He okay. He. He wanted the baby there. It was just a

Unknown Speaker 28:22 like a PR move that he couldn't keep up for more than 30 seconds. That's

Unknown Speaker 28:25 that's kind of the way I think it was gone. Let's get the volume up.

Unknown Speaker 28:29 Okay. The biggest in the world Chinese back. Don't worry about that baby. I love baby. So I love bench. I hear that baby crying. I like I like it. What a baby. Baby.

Unknown Speaker 28:44 Oh, he's doing PR so yeah. Don't

Unknown Speaker 28:46 worry about running around. Like don't worry about it. Yeah. It's young and beautiful and healthy. And that's what we want. Okay. But by luck, luck. We have the piggy bank. They have ripped us to shreds ripped us absolutely to shreds. Actually, I was only kidding. You can get the baby out. That's all right. Oh, worry. I think she really believe me that I love having a baby crying while I'm speaking. That's okay. People don't understand.

Unknown Speaker 29:23 People don't understand the words that are coming out of my mouth when I tell them exactly what. Like what oh, man, what a giant fucking

Unknown Speaker 29:30 thick move. If you want to say if you were around. Yeah, I've been like, Hey, could you please remove the baby from the room? It's a little distracting to other people in the room? No, I'm sorry. Could you just take them out?

Unknown Speaker 29:43 That would be different. And you can you can say it kindly. Like, Oh, I'm so glad you came out here. But you know, we're trying to do this. Would you mind stepping into the hall? Yeah, it's getting a little distressed. And I'm saying Oh, I love the sound of crying. Yes. Don't worry about it. The mother's like oh, I need to get it. No, it's fine. Keep the baby here. I love the sound of crying baby

Unknown Speaker 30:00 I'm competing for a chance to to obtain one of the most difficult jobs on Earth. I can't stand a baby at one time while I'm talking.

Unknown Speaker 30:11 What does he do when Putin puts on a diaper and starts crying?

Unknown Speaker 30:16 I don't know. I don't know. How does he stand the sound of himself crying all right. Continuing list he reiterated that if the election is rigged, I would not be surprised. The sitting president of the United States President Barack Obama publicly called Trump unfit to serve, and urged Republicans to withdraw their support for him. Like they support him already. Yeah. Trump spokesman Karina Pearson's suggests that Obama and Clinton are to blame for the death of who am I on con, the con son who died who died in 2004, when neither were in the executive branch at the time.

Unknown Speaker 30:55 I was listening to this on CNN today, the PIs fight they're having going on. She's like, well,

Unknown Speaker 31:00 well got that clip. They bow later. Oh, do you? Yeah, we'll, we'll play that one later. Because she's such a shocking count about it. She just keeps trying to roll through it and lie and just

Unknown Speaker 31:12 like she's swimming in a ship pond trying to stay clean.

Unknown Speaker 31:15 Yeah. And ally of Paul Manafort told colleague, CNN colleague, John Harwood at CNBC, or I'm sorry, NBC colleague, John Harwood at CNBC, that the campaign chairman is quote, mailing it in, leaving the rest of the staff quote, suicidal. Sitting GOP Congressman Richard Hanna, HP had Meg Whitman and former Christie aide Maria Camila, all said they plan to vote for Hillary Clinton. The Washington Post released a transcript of its full interview with Trump indicating among other things, that he paused five times during the interview to watch television coverage in the middle of the sit down. A GOP source told NBC is Katie Tara that writes Priebus is apoplectic over Trump's refusal to endorse Ryan and is making calls to the campaign to express his quote, extreme displeasure. And the last bit of the quote that I posted here on Facebook says what are we missing? Any one of these items would be problematic on a normal campaign day. This all happened since 8am. Yesterday. Yeah, this is within 24 hours. All of this shit happen. This is a day of Trump. A Day in the Life of dipshit.

Unknown Speaker 32:32 Fucking

Unknown Speaker 32:34 I hope they donate his brain to science brain. It's unbelievable.

Unknown Speaker 32:42 The thing that thing that's crazy, too is the amount of people are leaving the GOP right now saying I do not support this. How many people have left the Democratic side? The Democrat side? Because Hillary

Unknown Speaker 32:53 depends on us. Yeah, I mean, do for her. Yeah. But unfortunately,

Unknown Speaker 32:56 out in the media, like no, I do not support Trump. Someone like yeah, you know, I will. There's a lot.

Unknown Speaker 33:03 There's a lot of Democrats too. Are there all the Bernie or Bust folks?

Unknown Speaker 33:08 Yeah. Yeah. But you see a lot more than a foreign language. Okay. Hillary is the candidate we will support.

Unknown Speaker 33:13 Man, Hillary, there's still a fair number though.

Unknown Speaker 33:17 Maybe they're not getting the same press as well. No rights haven't?

Unknown Speaker 33:22 It's still a fair number. Okay. I mean, these are the two most disliked candid Yes, you know,

Unknown Speaker 33:28 yeah. Yeah. In the history of presidential politics here in the United States. They are the most disliked candidates on each side. True. But yeah, just have the entire Trump campaign has turned into a giant shit show than it was which I didn't. I mean, I'm sure I figured it's possible that it could get worse. But this is, this is like, nuclear option. No pants. Shitting is a waste of everybody's time.

Unknown Speaker 33:58 So Donald Trump doesn't want some of the debates to change or Kevin canceled because they take place near an NFL football games. Yeah, I think he should have those happen, because that's beneficial to him. If there's less viewership, that's beneficial to him because he says the most fucking crazy shit he doesn't. He doesn't believe that. No, no, he's an extreme narcissist. Or maybe he realizes fuck whenever I talk.

Unknown Speaker 34:22 No way. No way he realizes that. No, I

Unknown Speaker 34:25 don't think I think he has no introspection. Really?

Unknown Speaker 34:28 Oh, no, I think he's, he's fucking he's a sociopath.

Unknown Speaker 34:31 So I posted out on Facebook earlier today that I think I think he knows he's not going to win. I mean, there's something in his brain that knows he's going to have his hair handed to him. This is a bad deal. Yeah, that's a bad deal. I know these business things. This is not a good deal.

Unknown Speaker 34:48 Well, every one of his business deal ends this way. So he's got a lot of experience.

Unknown Speaker 34:52 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's Yeah, he is. He's preparing people. For for the loss. Meg is in studio with us. And she's pointing at the screen. Which same egg. Oh, yeah, we

Unknown Speaker 35:04 didn't even say people already like saying it's rigged. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there's

Unknown Speaker 35:09 Yeah, he's priming. Um, yeah,

Unknown Speaker 35:11 I will. And I had posted that on Facebook earlier that I'm fairly certain that he knows he's not going to win and that the longer he continues his campaign, the worse it's going to be. And the worse his beating is going to be at the polls, and I think he's going to walk away.

Unknown Speaker 35:30 I think that'll be hilarious.

Unknown Speaker 35:34 I really do. I think that he's going to step away and discontinue his campaign after winning the nomination for for the Republican.

Unknown Speaker 35:46 If he doesn't walk away and he stays in this till the end. Do you think there's a possibility of a record landslide?

Unknown Speaker 35:53 Oh, yes. I absolutely do. I think he I think he will lose in a landslide if he continues. What to

Unknown Speaker 36:00 look for the large, largest differences for election. Yeah, for landslide election. I could look that up. See.

Unknown Speaker 36:06 I mean, Roman Dewey, you know, we were talking pre show. We were talking pre show that after the RNC can after the RNC. Yeah. Yep. Trump had a six point bounce he was he was leading Hillary Clinton by six points. After the DNC Hillary Clinton is now beating him by nine points. So that's a 15 point swing in one week. Yes. That doesn't take into account any poll that would have happened to have since Sunday, when this show really took flight.

Unknown Speaker 36:41 And I think they said that was one of the largest bounces in history as well. For

Unknown Speaker 36:45 Oh, yeah. One of the largest swings. Yeah. Between the two parties or candidates. Yeah, I don't I don't know about that. But I mean, it's it's a huge, it's a huge swing. Either way. I mean, 15 points is that's a big, that's a big difference. That's huge. You know, week. Yeah, that's, that's a big fuckin when it comes down to like, two or three points. Yeah. And it's not going to be two or three. Well, no, no. Like I said, after, after the past few days. The I would imagine that the next poll will have her ahead by 11.

Unknown Speaker 37:19 At least Yeah, I don't doubt it. So

Unknown Speaker 37:22 I imagine that he is going to step down. He will not continue his campaign. And then one,

Unknown Speaker 37:29 I just hope he does it after states already set on their ballots.

Unknown Speaker 37:34 Yeah. Yeah. I, I mean, it's, it's really, it'd be the first

Unknown Speaker 37:39 time I don't know if there's ever been a time in history where a presidential candidate has been selected by their party has stepped down.

Unknown Speaker 37:45 I don't know. I'd have to look into the history of that. But it's certainly not happened in during my lifetime.

Unknown Speaker 37:51 I don't think it's ever happened.

Unknown Speaker 37:52 It would be interesting off to do a little bit of research on Yeah, if I know for sure. Because this this is, you know, we keep we keep saying that, you know, there's no way Donald Trump is gonna win. This is the weirdest election ever. You know, what's the next weird thing that can happen? I think that'll be the next weird thing. Yeah. Yeah, that will that will be the next weird thing in this campaign cycle. And it

Unknown Speaker 38:15 just showed how he has been making a complete mockery of our fucking election system.

Unknown Speaker 38:20 But we're not on purpose. Is that so many fucking people have had a hand in making this happen. Yes.

Unknown Speaker 38:27 Yeah. I think it's his supporters that make a mockery of it. Yeah, no, anyone's allowed legions

Unknown Speaker 38:31 of people that fucking voted for this. Yeah. Fucking clown. Yeah, anyone's allowed

Unknown Speaker 38:35 to throw their hat in the ring but people like him should be immediately laughed off the stage.

Unknown Speaker 38:39 This Yeah. Narcissistic sociopathic. Yeah, it's

Unknown Speaker 38:43 all it's man. It's all the fucking y'all states. Yeah. So tired of them fucking ruining. Go to school and then vote school then vote. The UFC order. Yeah, Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, it's

Unknown Speaker 38:56 a fucking mess.

Unknown Speaker 38:59 And I'm not just talking about Jesus. I'm talking about all organized religion.

Unknown Speaker 39:06 exclusive groups

Unknown Speaker 39:09 created to manage control. A dealer. Can people hooked on the drug of hope? His followers nothing but addicts who want their hit of bullshit to keep their their dopamine of ignorance addicts afraid to believe the truth, that there's no order. There's no power that all religions are just metastasizing mind worms meant to divide us so it's easier to rule us by the charlatans that want to run us. Oh, paying fanboys of their poorly written sci fi franchise Don't listen to my imaginary friend Why the fuck should I listen to yours?

Unknown Speaker 40:06 We wanted to do some sandwiches between the the Trump stories Okay, and on that brought some fun stuff. What do you got for us?

Unknown Speaker 40:13 Do you want blood pressure medication stuff? Or?

Unknown Speaker 40:17 I don't know, is it isn't gonna make me Rayji Yep. Okay, let's

Unknown Speaker 40:21 go through those first

Unknown Speaker 40:22 rage. Alright.

Unknown Speaker 40:25 So is everyone aware that Obama has commuted the sentences for 214 federal prisoners?

Unknown Speaker 40:31 Yes, no that was today, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah.

Unknown Speaker 40:34 I was not aware of this.

Unknown Speaker 40:36 Yeah. 214 federal prisoners you know, they they were vetted and everything there were minor drug charges, serving life terms,

Unknown Speaker 40:43 like you had some weed your job for 33 I got an island.

Unknown Speaker 40:50 So let's see what wonderful and kind things the Republicans on the Fox news site had to say about this. Most of them are not racist Christians, as they're so fond of telling us. I'm not a racist, but and we're better to find truly honest thoughts without the facade of socially acceptable phrasing. Then internet comments. Trump 2016 save what's left

Unknown Speaker 41:14 of what the cookies

Unknown Speaker 41:17 they were all black. Every single one of them Oh, geez. Oh, that's nothing. Wow. He has the authority but of course, misuses it. life sentences mean, just that. Oh, well. Trump for President. Obama is a backstab chump and is always against law abiding citizens. Always. Yep. Obama needs to be impeached. I don't care if it's the last day of office, impeach arm yourselves. Criminals are coming with two M's coming. They're coming. Black men are dangerous. They have an odor. They have an odor about them to the fuck Yep, the inner city equivalent of an ISIS talent dump from Gitmo.

Unknown Speaker 42:02 Wow, these people are nice.

Unknown Speaker 42:03 214 drug addicts released on the streets of America.

Unknown Speaker 42:08 I would bet that most of them were not addicts. They are dealers. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 42:13 Yeah. We got to dumb it down from for the blacks. These are these are weird comments on Fox.

Unknown Speaker 42:20 What does that even mean? I don't know. I

Unknown Speaker 42:21 guess people the the previous comments weren't able to be understood. I'm not.

Unknown Speaker 42:27 I'm sure there's people of Fox going. You know how to say having someone point out how racist all these comments are. And they're reading through them like, hello.

Unknown Speaker 42:37 On the ticker on the bottom of the screen. Oh,

Unknown Speaker 42:39 I've not seen the word nigger once you're right. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 42:44 Gathering voters one crime at a time.

Unknown Speaker 42:47 Voters he doesn't get to be voted in again. I know

Unknown Speaker 42:51 how many most I believe felons cannot vote no. Right. So well. Gun.

Unknown Speaker 42:56 Yeah. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 42:57 How many were straight Christian white men? Probably zero.

Unknown Speaker 43:01 Well, once you go to jail, you're taking the asshole time. So you're no longer straight?

Unknown Speaker 43:04 I would bet that 90% of the over 90% of them would would say they're Christian. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 43:09 yeah. But here's the thing. They're they're there. None of them are straight white Christian men. Because those guys don't get life sentences for drugs.

Unknown Speaker 43:17 Yeah, black people do true. Yeah, that's the fucking problem. Yeah, agreed. School then vote.

Unknown Speaker 43:26 We owe quality we already

Unknown Speaker 43:27 have a criminal problem and our failure and chief lets more out thanks Barry. I thought he only releases terrorist but he hopes a lot of them will join the BLM so yeah. Is a felon with a life sentence any different how?

Unknown Speaker 43:48 I'm sure this guy would would call these people terrorists no matter what.

Unknown Speaker 43:53 Yeah, yeah. Or thugs? Yeah, yeah. Stinking blacks man. Oh, nothin two F's. Nothing good about them.

Unknown Speaker 44:01 Em. We got a problem in this country. Yeah, we

Unknown Speaker 44:06 do called religion. You mean in this post racial united? Yes. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 44:09 It's called Trump to putting our men in blue in harm's way doesn't surprise me at all.

Unknown Speaker 44:15 How how? Why? Why? Why would

Unknown Speaker 44:20 violent criminals nonviolent Never a good sickle cell when you need

Unknown Speaker 44:26 102 These people know

Unknown Speaker 44:31 me. This is on the website, folks. Wow, this is on the Fox News website. It's fucking horrible. To think that 610,000 men died to free the slaves only to get Obama

Unknown Speaker 44:45 what yeah.

Unknown Speaker 44:47 What How does that even work that he's what?

Unknown Speaker 44:51 I'm as I'm confused as well.

Unknown Speaker 44:54 It's Fox News. I pray the released commit heinous crimes against any liberal piece of shit?

Unknown Speaker 45:03 That's very Christian. Oh

Unknown Speaker 45:04 yeah. How Christian and how not racist?

Unknown Speaker 45:06 I pray that they will commit crimes against liberals. Yep. So who are they praying to? The God who would allow this?

Unknown Speaker 45:14 No they got prayed to I mean one

Unknown Speaker 45:16 oh, this is the God of love though dag God of mercy, the God of forgiveness, the one they always talk to us about,

Unknown Speaker 45:22 yeah, in this Christians mind, their God wouldn't allow that kind of thing to happen, right unless they really really wanted to unless this person really really wants it to then yeah, their God would allow that to shut up. This is

Unknown Speaker 45:33 why you know when when when we talk about this major difference between the God of the Bible, the Old Testament God and we bring up all these inconvenient facts about the Bible. And they and they spew on this bullshit about love and mercy and forgiveness and all that shit. Like we're idiots and don't know what we're talking about. And then they turn around and this is this is why they like the Bible because it's exactly what they really think allows them to be justified. It's exactly what they really think. But they know that we're not going to accept that. They know that that's not socially acceptable. So they give us all this love mercy bullshit, but it has nothing to do with it. A bunch of caulk chittery get your guns now. Already got them just buying high cap magazines gonna need them. So please tell me more about responsible gun ownership. And how the y'all states need more?

Unknown Speaker 46:22 Well, since they're dis releasing some 200 black folk I'm just gonna go on the streets and shoot every fucking black folk I see because they might be one of them released felons from the jail. Just got to keep my neighborhood safe got to stand my ground,

Unknown Speaker 46:35 huh?

Unknown Speaker 46:37 At symbol 14 more votes for Hillary and demons see rats win at all costs. That is an Alinsky manifesto, manifesto per artist purchased by the Bozo.

Unknown Speaker 46:51 I would imagine that it was kind of hard to to decipher what the meaning behind a lot of these because of the I'm thinking that this grammar and spelling

Unknown Speaker 47:00 decade has hit the keyboard a few times. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 47:02 I think so. I think he passed out and banged his

Unknown Speaker 47:04 head on the keyboard just checked I'd like to do right now.

Unknown Speaker 47:07 We can only hope we can only hope that they all hang out at the new Obama Library in Chicago,

Unknown Speaker 47:13 Chicago.

Unknown Speaker 47:16 So thank you once again, Fox viewing Republic. So does that mean my brother lives in the Congo? Apparently so?

Unknown Speaker 47:23 I guess ago, I guess I guess I'm going to the Congo in September. Fuck me

Unknown Speaker 47:27 your blood pressure, Dan. I'm okay. Yeah. I'll live

Unknown Speaker 47:33 you know, I won't stoop to their level and say I wish violence upon them because I don't I just wish they would read a book.

Unknown Speaker 47:40 I sometimes I do. You will stoop to their level or sometimes I wish violence upon

Unknown Speaker 47:45 them. Oh, but it's

Unknown Speaker 47:47 not the proper thing to do. Because you don't want to stupid their level button. Sometimes people forget to check their brake lines. I don't know. Sure. Just

Unknown Speaker 47:59 I don't. I don't. I don't fucking I don't even know what to say.

Unknown Speaker 48:05 I know. That was only though. I mean, there was like, 1500 on there or something. Oh,

Unknown Speaker 48:09 there was so much headshaking in this studio, as you're going through all it's probably an earthquake in China. And facepalming. And, yeah,

Unknown Speaker 48:19 but but but I mean, you know, I don't I don't air that out. Because I think it deserves time for what it is or that I you know, have any particle of me that agrees with anything they're saying. I do it to show who these people really fucking are when they're online and anonymous and posting comments right after they've read an article that they're emotional about, and who these kinds of people are that are voting for Trump that are out there trying to dictate how this country should be and they're such fucking asshole despicable human beings that can't even see beyond their immediate noses. enough to understand that Well, I mean, part of it part of it has to be the fact that they grow up in these rural areas and don't ever encounter anything different. You know, the most distant person they meet their second cousin and then a fucker well that's who they're for him that's that's the only person they can legally wed you know, so

Unknown Speaker 49:13 well, because mom that's already taken. Right. Exactly. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 49:19 You know, so they just don't they just don't even have the perspective to be able to vote properly or to be able to understand what what the problems are in this country. But I'm just so I bring that on here to illuminate how it's it's not a it's not a thing. We get on here and say, Oh, these people are despicable. They fucking are. Yeah. You know, it's not just that we differ in opinion or political politically or anything. They're fucking bad people. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 49:44 yeah, we don't we don't just point to their political opinions and ideology and say, Oh, clearly, they're uninformed and therefore stupid. They are uninformed and stupid. And they prove that to everybody time and time again, over and over every fucking where they go. Leaving their trail of bullshit and, and racism and xenophobia everywhere they smear their greasy acids,

Unknown Speaker 50:08 but they're not like friendly. Nice stupid like Down syndrome. They're assholes.

Unknown Speaker 50:14 Yeah, I fucking

Unknown Speaker 50:16 I think it's time we institute my, my birth

Unknown Speaker 50:19 program your your birth program for who's your final solution?

Unknown Speaker 50:25 No no. So to help control population in any given country when you're growing

Unknown Speaker 50:33 this is still taking a hard a hard turn

Unknown Speaker 50:37 it is it is crazy Tron it passed possibly semi crazytown

Unknown Speaker 50:40 okay let's just not calm Gen X or social No

Unknown Speaker 50:43 no no no it's not that it's it's it's based off of your income not your like hey are you social Ryan? Is are you? Are you socially? Are you stable right now? Are you stable enough to be able to afford to have a child and raise that child? Are you? Are you set into a job in which you are stable to make continue making that money? And are you fucking at least educated in ways of raising a child before you fucking go and just put your dick in anything and fucking have 20 of them?

Unknown Speaker 51:10 So if you're like Mississippi and your state has a collective IQ of 35, you're disqualified.

Unknown Speaker 51:15 Well, there'd be there'd be waivers probably. But if you're if you waive the waivers? Yeah. Like okay, you're you make you make good money. sunrays. You can we know you can do a good job. We'll fucking turn off the thing that fucking

Unknown Speaker 51:28 says We know you're fucking stupid. But you make enough to hire somebody to help you who may not be Yeah, like you.

Unknown Speaker 51:33 You can afford to have a child. Like you can't just get a car without fucking having money. We can well you can but you could probably gonna be fucking it up. People that have kids without fucking knowing what it's gonna take like, Oh, it's a gift from God. And my fifth one. Can I get money? Really?

Unknown Speaker 51:50 I mean, you can't really control that though. There's no way to

Unknown Speaker 51:53 Oh, you didn't see the product scientist event? Did you?

Unknown Speaker 51:56 Ryan's views and opinions are not necessarily godless revolution.

Unknown Speaker 52:00 It was a crazy one show we're talking about like he was Steve how to control overpopulation and one time Yeah. And well, we mean that some guys that were so firefighters. Yeah, I wanted to make sure.

Unknown Speaker 52:11 Why don't you just not go to a few fires that would work.

Unknown Speaker 52:15 If we were sober. I just

Unknown Speaker 52:17 wanted to make sure it wasn't me during one of my you know, super drunken blackout.

Unknown Speaker 52:21 No. So we had seen a thing where a guy had basically invented a switch for testicles to turn off to shut off the the tubes so that sperm don't get

Unknown Speaker 52:32 out. Crickets, you install a stent and a

Unknown Speaker 52:35 valve? Pretty much yeah,

Unknown Speaker 52:37 pretty much pleasant.

Unknown Speaker 52:39 blaring going to do this to every person.

Unknown Speaker 52:42 Oh, yeah, you get it at birth. Once those nuts drop you get a valve that's not an earth well after burn. That's why I said once you're not drop.

Unknown Speaker 52:53 Okay, so don't go to medicine.

Unknown Speaker 52:57 People got to realize I'm not being serious with this right now to

Unknown Speaker 53:00 be under the GMO debate.

Unknown Speaker 53:04 Well, no, cuz we're not we're not engineering them from birth to

Unknown Speaker 53:08 like the forebrain wiping out a whole region of people.

Unknown Speaker 53:12 We're not wiping them out we're just saying wait to have kids until you fucking mate until you're setting a job and you can actually financially afford to have a child and you have a home and education and you're you got some education and you know, it's not you're educated

Unknown Speaker 53:25 and you get some money

Unknown Speaker 53:28 till we can realize that until we know that you realize it's a bad thing to leave your child in a hot car and go play Pokemon GO

Unknown Speaker 53:37 But doesn't every doesn't every gas station cashier deserve to have seven unwanted children know

Unknown Speaker 53:42 that we pay for that we

Unknown Speaker 53:43 pay for that that's um like if you if there's some sort of like control over you know having children say no you can as many as you want like No Hey, we got to watch this you can just fuck on a China China yeah a little bit not as extreme as China saying Well China get rid of the outlaw now.

Unknown Speaker 54:01 I think the way to sell that is just a lot better education system. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 54:06 Then people would like hey, well, I can get this thing called a condom. And I don't got to worry about that.

Unknown Speaker 54:10 Yeah, yeah, and the way to solve the the poor education is to fucking get rid of religion.

Unknown Speaker 54:16 But since we can't get religion they won't ever educate them. It's just fucking forced to people that are religious. Not that fucking kids. I think we can't do that.

Unknown Speaker 54:25 I think that might give atheists a bad name.

Unknown Speaker 54:27 I'm don't take me serious don't quote this on any fucking thing if anything ever fucking happens we get anywhere with this fucking podcast.

Unknown Speaker 54:35 Let's just cut the whole thing I'm fucking around all right moment of silence here. Okay, good cleaning. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 54:44 Okay, start out really rely on

Unknown Speaker 54:47 people got to realize not to take the deaf too serious sometimes. Yeah, wherever

Unknown Speaker 54:59 people say in their worship some key to happiness he unzoom Pavan, I'm not crazy enough to believe that store should have reality so far he's not good enough skate, go for me.

Unknown Speaker 55:35 Well, shall we do our interview? We got with Mr. Lucien Greaves.

Unknown Speaker 55:41 Let's do that. Okay.

Unknown Speaker 55:42 I think that sounds like a fantastic idea.

Unknown Speaker 55:44 I try fuck the show up.

Unknown Speaker 55:47 We'll give him a call. And we'll give them a call here a little bit more about the after schools Satan club. So

Unknown Speaker 55:56 let's see what the Satanic Temple thinks about social Darwinism and Duffy ism. Okay.

Unknown Speaker 56:01 And I know he doesn't have a whole lot of time. I actually just contacted him last night, while I was out golfing, and was just thinking about, you know, I read some of the stories and heard about the after school satanic club or after school Satan club, and was on the seventh hole Valley View, and was playing like shit, and had a few beers. And I thought, I should see if Doug can join us on the show. And so I sent him a text and he's a nice guy. Yeah, super gracious and said, sure. He's got a meeting tonight that he has to go to, so we can't keep him too late. So we shuffled our schedule around a little bit to accommodate and he was kind enough to cut into his what I'm sure is super, super busy day to come on our happy little podcast. So we appreciate it a whole lot. lusion scammer call? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, well, Hi, there. How you doing?

Unknown Speaker 57:07 Good. How are you doing really well, man.

Unknown Speaker 57:09 Thank you very much for agreeing to do this on such short notice. I really appreciate it.

Unknown Speaker 57:14 I might as well. I've been doing enough interviews the last couple of days.

Unknown Speaker 57:19 Yeah, I'm sure. So I know that you got your meeting in what? In an hour. Is that? Right? In an hour. Okay. And is that an online meeting? I'm guessing. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 57:30 Yeah. Okay. Google Chat, Google Hangout. Okay.

Unknown Speaker 57:35 Well, we'll, we'll, we'll make sure that we get you out of here in time to get set up for that and give you some time in between the do whatever you need to do. But I again, thank you very much for coming on the show. Again, always good to hear your voice. What's, how's everything going?

Unknown Speaker 57:49 Oh, you know, pretty mild, really? Not a whole lot going on? Yeah, not really even sure what we're going to talk about.

Unknown Speaker 57:58 I don't know, the way the press has been doesn't seem to mild?

Unknown Speaker 58:02 No, no, not at all. In fact, since Monday at about 8am, it's been non stop for me, and for other chapters.

Unknown Speaker 58:11 So we wanted to call and talk to you about the after school Satan club.

Unknown Speaker 58:16 And right. Well, you know, I think this is the the biggest Satanic Temple story to date. Yeah, judging by the volume of calls and everything else. I don't think it's been this heavy before. Really? Yeah, even with the monuments. Wow.

Unknown Speaker 58:35 I wonder if maybe the media is a little bit primed? Because you've been on their radar before and rather recently that maybe they I don't know,

Unknown Speaker 58:43 or is it? The National ask? I

Unknown Speaker 58:45 think that's part of it. I think I think part of it is that now people largely expect that we will come through on what we're saying we're going to do because we do. Yeah. It's a good reputation to have. Yeah, yeah. And and the right to think so we were fully prepared. We have a curriculum built. We have the volunteers. We're ready to go into the schools and we're ready to do this.

Unknown Speaker 59:11 Yeah, this is awesome. So this is this is kind of in response to the good news club, right?

Unknown Speaker 59:16 Yes, it's very much in response to the good news clubs and we're we're there in the schools because of the good news club presidents and I was on some, some CNN subsidiary station today. debating a love supposed to be a debate with representative from the child Evangelism Fellowship and the child Evangelism Fellowship is the organization that masterminds, the good news clubs, and it's the Liberty Council, the same organization that represented Kim Davis, the Kentucky county clerk who wins sign the gay marriage certificates. They have advanced their agenda To the point where schools really have no option but to let any religious group in to present their after school clubs. And it's interesting. With the first Washington Post article, Washington Post reached out to the Yeah, the head of the Liberty council was who they reached out to and Mat Staver. And he said at that time, and this was just a Sunday, you know that this printed that we did have a First Amendment right to do what we're doing, which is consistent with his position on religious liberty overall. So you almost had to respect it. But just yesterday, the Liberty council released a press release where he is saying, in fact, we have no right to go in and disrupt the schools and that the Liberty Council will act pro bono on behalf of any of the school districts that are trying to fight to keep us out.

Unknown Speaker 1:00:54 Yeah, that sounds a lot more like them. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 1:00:57 Yeah. Yeah. I don't think they anticipated that the story would get this big either. And, you know, we, originally in our press release, specifically thank to the Liberty council for opening the door, and allowing us into the schools. And I think they were probably suffering some backlash from that. Along with it, that initial statement really kind of affirming our, our Thank you there. And I think that that didn't go well. Probably with their base.

Unknown Speaker 1:01:26 Yeah. Are you getting a lot of the Why do you hate religious freedom or what's what's the harm and just letting them you know, practice their religion, as you know, the way they see fit? And all that kind of stuff? Well,

Unknown Speaker 1:01:38 I think we made it very difficult. You know, we prepared for this in advance, had our talking points all lined up, set up a website for it, before anybody saw it coming. And so we come up with a position that's really difficult to argue, and you can't really say what's wrong with religious liberty? Because that's what we're saying, right? This is, this is very much an expression of religious liberty. And to say that somehow it's not is is just incorrect. But so typically, the religious liberty is, is this kind of government viewpoint neutrality that doesn't reject a claim of religion just based on the symbolic structure, whatever else?

Unknown Speaker 1:02:23 I see. So So typically, though, it is that one right way street for them, you know, it's Christianity or nothing. And I think it's, it's interesting, though, how many times you guys have put them again, put them on the ropes or painted them into a corner on this kind of thing. It'll be interesting to see now

Unknown Speaker 1:02:39 that the Liberty council at least has really weighed their hypocrisy bare, you know, now now they've they're quite openly not pushing for religious liberty, but for religious privilege for their definition of what is the the appropriate religion?

Unknown Speaker 1:02:56 Yeah, the argument I've been seeing quite a bit coming out of the state of Utah is people are saying that you should not proselytize to children that young and it's incorrect. And a lot of them don't know about the good news club and their whole goal of actually proselytizing, the five to 12 year olds, are the fact that they've got nearly 303,560 Good news clubs and public schools in the United States. And right, and

Unknown Speaker 1:03:19 I've tried to stay on message. Every time I've done an interview, I've made very clear that this is in response to the good news clubs. And I make it very clear also that the presence of good news clubs isn't benign. It's not simply a club that's coming in saying, alright, you know what, we'll take the kids who want to come to this and sign the permission sets. I mean, that that is the that's the ideal for the after school clubs. People say there's there, it's not part of the the school curriculum and children will somehow know the difference, even though the permission slips and propaganda are being circulated throughout the school. Right. Which, you know, that's bullshit as well. Yeah, but, but the child Evangelism Fellowship is very open about their mission. If you look at their website, their goal is to train children to evangelize to other children and coerce them into coming to their way of religious thinking. And that that's really deplorable. And along, along with those lessons, teaching these kids that they're sinners that they'll burn in hell, that the wages of sin is death, and all that other superstitious bullshit. And I've been making clear in the interviews to that our actual curriculum for the after school Satan club doesn't include items of religious opinion. We say nothing about the good news clubs within that curriculum. These are actually critical thinking games, puzzles, stories, art projects, that type of thing. Things that are appropriate for those ages of five to 12 in the curriculum was put together by One of our, one of our chapter heads in Los Angeles, working with the lead on the curriculum, who was Amy masky, who helped put together the camp quest curriculum for secular kids. So it's a very, very well thought out well done curriculum. And we feel that just our presence alone as the Satanic Temple executing this after school club, will make kids think differently of people who embrace the blasphemous when they're being fed these ideas of hell and eternal damnation and torture, and they see people who self identify as Satanists coming in and being productive moral people that they can look up to, it gives the lie to that entire superstitious structure that they're being spoon fed. So that's what that's what I try to get across. When people ask well, wouldn't it be better if you called it the science club or the humanist club? No, I think there's actually a very positive message that comes with calling it after school Satan and it being executed by the Satanic Temple, we have no interest in preserving this idea of Satan as the symbol of ultimate evil. That's never been a constructive paradigm. It's always been destructive. It's always been something with which people have justified witch hunts, putting people in prison on false accusations. It's always been something by which we've created out groups. And when people are forced to think about symbolic structures, and how different tales different symbols can mean different things to different people in their left did not then judge people for what they know of their real actions in the real world, we will be living in a better place. So I'm, I'm losing patience on the question of wouldn't we be better off rebranding in a way that made the ignorant people more comfortable? force people to think less? No, I think we'd be taking something vital away from this entire thing. And I think that's half of the fight. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:07:04 exactly. I've seen people do it, once you call it? All sorts of things. Like you're just saying like, that's not the point that this this is part of the fight the party invite

Unknown Speaker 1:07:14 in why why should we? Why should we make ourselves more palatable to people in that what we feel is a very destructive mindsets? Why should we allow people to go on feeling that, that, that anybody who self identifies as a Satanist must necessarily be a homicidal maniac, or whatever else? I mean, panic, and that it just is just as in recent history in the 80s, and 90s. And we see just how these mythologies are still very destructive. And these are these are things worth questioning. And these are things worth shaking people up over making them re examine.

Unknown Speaker 1:07:53 Well, yeah, and you shouldn't, you shouldn't have to play into the religious narrative behind this. You shouldn't have to play into the Christian religious narrative behind it. You don't have to play by their rules. You don't have to allow them to define who you are, what you're doing. And by like,

Unknown Speaker 1:08:08 the thing is, is a CF doesn't recognize the Catholic churches as legitimate Christians. And the most amazing thing happened to me today, when I was talking to the representative from the child Evangelism Fellowship

Unknown Speaker 1:08:20 ominously,

Unknown Speaker 1:08:21 he insisted that I'm not a real Satanist. And it made me think, now what kind of world are we living in? Where the child Evangelism Fellowship is accusing me of not being a statement? It's amazing. What did he mean? Well, he meant that because it's a non theistic viewpoint where we're atheists masquerading as Satanists, because, you know, they're in the mindset that if you're not engaged in grovelling worship of a literal deity, that you don't have religion, you don't have a moral structure, you don't have ethics and you don't have, you don't have anything any basis for which to to, to predicate your your entire existence. It's just a very basic mindset.

Unknown Speaker 1:09:08 I would be willing to bet that even if even if you could prove that, I mean, not that you do, but even if even if part of it for you guys was the grovelling worship of Satan, he still wouldn't be willing to go far enough to say that you have a moral moral system or moral structure. Because that's counter to

Unknown Speaker 1:09:25 Oh, yeah, not quite. Right, obviously. But but but the the real point to me was that that they are a very, and actually actually in a minority as far as Christians go in their, in their evangelical fundamentalism, and I feel of course, a lot of Christians would be disgusted knowing knowing exactly what they believe. So to call it say, we're not Satanists is. It doesn't come much from it doesn't doesn't mean much coming from an organization that doesn't recognize Catholic churches Christian I'm sure they don't recognize Mormons as Christian. And that that should, and that that that should be a point being made in Utah. I know that the idea of the after school Satan club is causing quite a stir in Utah, but I think if the, if the Mormon community was aware of the what the CF really represents, they wouldn't be so quick to defend them.

Unknown Speaker 1:10:19 Yeah, do you know how widespread is this ETF? Are they in all 50 states, or the good news clubs?

Unknown Speaker 1:10:25 I'm pretty sure yeah, that they cover all 50 states. I mean, the fact that we have what, somewhere between 1520 chapters now I don't even know. And that we have nine chapters already. Already positioned to do this in this initial rollout. It says a lot for just how prevalent the good news clubs are. And you know, nobody's traveling a couple hours out to do this. This is just in their local locality. And since the new struck on Sunday, we've gotten flooded with emails, and we've gotten flooded with emails from people who claim they have degrees in education or their parents with kids in schools. And they want to help us establish after school Satan clubs in their schools, because they know the good news clubs are there. And it's not because they have a particular affinity for identifying with with Satanism, but they understand what we're doing. And they've, they've long been distressed at the presence of the good news clubs in their schools. And now we're getting these stories coming forward, these anecdotal stories of people saying their daughter came home crying, because these kids were trying to trying to harass her into into submitting herself to Jesus Christ and coming to The Good News clubs and stuff like that. And this is the kind of shit the CF is training kids to do in public schools. And this goes back to the 2001 ruling, a horrible ruling, I think in the Supreme Court, it was the Liberty Council representing the good news club versus a school, Milford Middle School. And in that ruling, they decided that they didn't look at it as an establishment clause issue as to whether you could have a religious group in schools, they turned it into a free speech issue and said you couldn't abridge the free speech of a private group coming in from the outside to do after school clubs. And religious speech needs to be treated as any other type of speech. Or else it was viewpoint discrimination, which I think is utter bullshit, you really can categorically deny things like religion and politics in a partisan way being presented in a partisan way. And in schools, they do that all the time. What you can't do is preference one point of view over another. If you say now that the after school Satan clubs can't come in, but the good news clubs can, then you're dealing with viewpoint discrimination. And I think now everybody has to reexamine this and determine what they're going to do. Because they don't want us to get to even the first step of being able to distribute our permission slips throughout the schools, which is the position they're looking at right now. Now, they have to consider how they're going to handle these requests.

Unknown Speaker 1:13:08 So have you heard Have you gotten any pushback from anybody who's actually tied to the school district? I mean, I know, I've seen comments from a lot of, you know, concerned parents or concerned Christians, that Satan may have influence over their children. But has anybody at the actual school district level offered any pushback on any of this?

Unknown Speaker 1:13:28 Some school districts have reached out and and simply said, here's our usage of facility documents that you requested, because we did ask for those. And we want to be sure we're being treated in a way that conforms with their pre existing conditions within the usage of facility standards. And we've had, we've had some say to the press, that, that so far, essentially, there's nothing wrong with our request. And they're indicating that they have no grounds with which to turn us down, begrudgingly. Tucson, reached out to us, and they had their lawyer write to us. And she wrote that she wanted us to take their school and school district off of our website, because the information was inaccurate, there was no, there is no after school Satan club operating in their school district, and we needed to get rid of this immediately. And I wrote her back immediately. And I told her that our website, in fact says it always has said that their school district in that school is a place that we applied to present our curriculum, therefore our site was not in need of revision. And now we're also hearing from Tucson and I think maybe one other school district, that they have a standard in which we need a faculty sponsor to be in the school. And we're looking at this and that that we don't think will fly legally, for one thing, we're probably going to ask them to assign a sponsor. And if they don't, that might, it might get legal from there because, in essence, they would just be passing down our rejection down the chain. But it would still be a government employees saying, No, we don't want you represented here. I mean, you can't just simply say, Okay, we're passing this down to the teachers or another member of faculty, to decide whether you can come in here or not, because there then it does become an establishment clause issue, because then you're preferencing, the good news clubs, and you're excluding us, essentially, we don't think that's going to fly, but Tucsonans trying really hard to allay the fears of parents and put out this impression that they're going to easily keep us out of the schools. And that's not the case.

Unknown Speaker 1:15:51 Yeah, I know that here in Utah, they have to have a faculty advisor, as part of any after school club. And that if nobody will step up to bat and volunteer, then the school is supposed to assign it to a teacher. And you know, that that has led to some issues in the past where, of course, you know, like, the Gay Straight Alliance, or any or any school clubs like that, where you may not have any faculty members who are necessarily open to supporting anything like that, or, or, you know, using any of their time in support of those clubs, they have a hard time finding a faculty member to do that. So then they just end up assigning it to somebody who has to begrudgingly do it, and then ends up, you know, making it a really terrible experience for a lot of people who are involved. Well,

Unknown Speaker 1:16:45 that's, you know, I assume that that's what it has to be, that's the only legally sound option is that they'll have to assign one. And that's why I think our next option will be, you know, asking them to assign us a somebody on the faculty, I will actually I think our first step might be actually reaching out and seeing if somebody will do it. Because that's not out of the question. You know, there's there's no shortage of messages we're getting from people in schools, saying that they want this at their schools, whether they're willing to publicly stand up for it or not, is a different story that might they might feel that that is going to have a negative impact on their career or whatever else. But I really don't see that as being legitimate grounds for them to keep us out. I think they're, they're trying their hardest. And I honestly don't think that their legal counsel misread our website. I think their legal counsel was trying to intimidate us into taking their their name and school off of the website, knowing full well that what we stated on the site was accurate, because I find it hard to believe that their ability to read that was was so lacking.

Unknown Speaker 1:17:52 Yeah, I'm sure it was just a shot across the bow that to try to scare you into into taking it down.

Unknown Speaker 1:17:57 It's interesting how, how much attention Arizona wants from you all the time.

Unknown Speaker 1:18:05 Yeah, yeah. Well, you know, it's interesting, we, we probably filing in Scottsdale, because they, they just said we couldn't open, open with a prayer. But when Phoenix, you know, we were going to sue them. But because they they had gotten rid of their, their prayers. And then they then they brought it back after our time passed. And they said, Okay, now we have this kind of Chaplain system in place where you need an approved chaplain to give your invocation or something like that, which we feel would would definitely be a violation. If if a chaplain wouldn't represent us, you know, from their chosen fire department or whatever else and and read our invocation. If they're reading the other invocations, they would need to be trained or whatever in the basics of what we're presenting or for where they would be violating our rights. But in order for us to be able to press this suit, actually and have standing, they would need to act upon their new policy, they would actually have to have somebody do this this invocation through the chaplain policy before we could claim that we were denied and they haven't done that so far. So it looks like all of this was just kind of this blustering maneuver is kind of a cosmetic cry to battle were some of the council people said we're not standing up to this and then they they kind of sign when we let the issue go. So it looks like in effect, we won Phoenix but it could come up and be an issue at any at any time in the future.

Unknown Speaker 1:19:45 Yeah, I know that. The the Granite School District here in Utah where this is this is going to be put in place is one of the first schools at Vista Elementary. Yeah. The person running their social media account for for the school has been Been doing a pretty excellent job of throwing in a little bit of humor here and there and just being very open and answering a lot of questions which I was honestly surprised to see that from somebody in a school administration here in Utah, but it was a welcome surprise.

Unknown Speaker 1:20:16 Well, I have, I haven't had the time, actually, to see what's been going on in some, I haven't even had the time to look at the interviews that some of the chapter heads have been doing. I mean, it's just been so busy, and it's been so slammed, that I just haven't been able to keep up. So I would be interested in seeing that at some point. But it really does look like some of the school districts are going to say, Okay, this is, this is what you, you can do, and you're going to do it in Furthermore, it honestly looks like we will get students signing on for it, too. We, you know, it's hard to know how many messages are coming from any of the schools we've reached out to, we've gotten so many messages from people saying that they would love to sign their kids up for this kind of thing. And that, you know, that was actually kind of unexpected.

Unknown Speaker 1:21:06 Yeah, there. I saw several comments from people here locally, who were very much excited about the program coming to their school and wondering how they can sign up. And we're wonder

Unknown Speaker 1:21:15 if it's coming to their school. Hey, when we have this at our school, yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:21:19 yeah. And you're planning to roll this out? Yeah, you're planning to roll is

Unknown Speaker 1:21:24 good. The thing is, is is, you know, I don't want to overvalue this, but I feel like this will have a long term effect on our culture, especially when people think about Satan and Satanism, and it has an effect for the better. And that's why I'm losing tolerance for that question, why wouldn't it be better because it's something else? I think we're making so much progress in making people think differently about this, this very basic issue, that I I, I sometimes lose sight of the fact that how even even other atheist supporters or secularists can't see the value in that.

Unknown Speaker 1:22:02 Yeah, I hear those kinds of complaints. You know, I was hearing those kinds of complaints about the Satanic Temple long before you guys started talking about the after school Satan program. What? What kinds of I think we talked a little bit about what what kinds of things that kids will be learning, you said that Amy masky from Camp Quest has helped develop the curriculum for this.

Unknown Speaker 1:22:24 Yeah, yeah. In you know, in that vein, there's basic science education projects, art projects, songs, book reading, that type of thing. And she's built a seasonal curriculum that goes along with each month, depending on you know, what, whether and holidays take place at that time. I mean, it's really beyond reproach, if they're going to scrutinize the curriculum for for problems, it would be it would be hilarious to see them put our curriculum alongside the good news club curriculum, and try to try to make ours out to be unfavorable compared to theirs. I mean, as this goes forward, I have high hopes that it will really underscore how ludicrous the entire argument is. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 1:23:16 So So is this going? Is any of the curriculum going to be tight or somewhat similar to like, the The Big Book of activities where, you know, Satan was thrown in there every now and then? I mean, is the curriculum going to be very secular? Is it or is it going to, to highlight or mention?

Unknown Speaker 1:23:34 Oh, we could very well use that that imagery? Yeah. But in the big book of activities, there's that imagery, you know, there's, there's, there's pentagrams and things like that. But there's there is no, no satanic philosophy. There's no religious opinion beyond that. It's just it's just part of the background ambience of the of the imagery in there. And I think that just kind of goes along with showing kids that there is nothing to fear from symbols, you know, there's, you're still holding on to vestiges of superstition. If you're going to argue with me that no, it goes too far to do that. No, it doesn't. I saw an ignorant comment online where somebody was commenting, after after an article about this, saying that the whole Satan thing is similar to running a Hitler club in two, to advance a respect for German history or something like that. And I was thinking, wow, that analogy would only hold if Hitler hand actually existed, but hordes of people, every so often intermittently burned people at the stake for being Hitler, or sent them to prison on false accusations. Accusations of being a Nazi in a world where Nazi Germany never took place, then that stupid fucking analogy might have a little bit of relevance. What's going on here? But it doesn't.

Unknown Speaker 1:25:05 So so how is this? How is this being funded?

Unknown Speaker 1:25:09 Well, we're crowdsourcing on this one too. And that's a real real. That's a real kind of bizarre situation. Because right now, with all the press, we've raised around between 13 and 15 grand for this. And the thing is, that might be a lot of money. You know, because we were going to have printing costs we might have, will likely have facility fees with the schools, we're going to get supplies for the clubs and that kind of thing. In that case, you know, even if it's just if it's just nine chapters doing that, that's plenty of money. However, if we're fighting legal battles, which we probably will, and we have to get different legal representation likely in any district, we need to fight a legal battle, and we do not get pro bono support, then that's, that's no money at all, even the 1315 Grand is, is nothing if that's the case. So we're either going to end up with an excess or just, or just barely anything at all. So we set a goal of 40,000 on a on a crowdfunding page on the after school satan.com website. However, in this case, I was clear that if we end up in a situation where we get pro bono support, or no resistance, or whatever else, and we have excess funds, the rest of that could be migrated to the reproductive rights campaigns or whatever other campaigns we're doing to advance secularism or whatever. So in that way, it's unique in our campaigns, because the other ones, we definitely knew we'd need all those funds to go towards those campaigns. But we're being transparent about it. And we're being clear that we have no idea what the outcome on this could be.

Unknown Speaker 1:26:58 So you say 13 to 15,000. When was the campaign started?

Unknown Speaker 1:27:04 Roll That's Sunday, along with the Washington Post piece, you know, you know, we were working? Well, we were speaking with Katherine Stewart, who wrote The Washington Post piece, of course, in advance of the piece coming out. So I knew the Washington Post piece would would come out. And that would be in Washington Post coordinated to release the piece when we wanted to release our campaign. So it's been since Sunday.

Unknown Speaker 1:27:33 Wow. So just a few days raising that much money. That's awesome.

Unknown Speaker 1:27:37 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's been it's been a huge amount of press. It's just been it's been more than I can keep up with, like I said,

Unknown Speaker 1:27:46 Yeah, well, and again, thank you very much for taking time out of your busy, busy schedule to talk to us here in Utah. I really appreciate it, man.

Unknown Speaker 1:27:54 Thank you so much.

Unknown Speaker 1:27:56 So how is the prayer thing going? Have you accepted Jesus yet?

Unknown Speaker 1:28:00 Oh, you mean Franklin Graham? Yeah. Yeah, that was a real honor. He prayed that he prayed that or actually was asking everybody to pray. I think that they could make me soft. And I know I tweeted, like a smartass that Satan could make me hard against.

Unknown Speaker 1:28:22 Well, I just figured that, you know, surely with 1000s of Christians praying for one individual soul, or one individual heart to be changed. That should happen. Like quick, fast, and in a hurry. Jesus listens to the tweets. Yeah, yeah.

Unknown Speaker 1:28:37 You know what we should really ask Franklin Graham, what the timeline is here, and when we can expect Jesus to act on it. I remember when we were doing the black mass event at Harvard, I got a I got a message from a some some Catholic at the Divinity School saying that since we were insistent that we weren't using a consecrated host, nor were we actual Satanist. Because Satan is of course, I suppose to, in his mind, uphold this value of, of the power of the consecrated hosts. And naturally, some, some blessed cracker doesn't mean shit to us. And I asked him if he'd be willing to submit to an experiment in which we, you know, take some consecrated hosts and take some non consecrated hosts, and mix them up and see if we can tell which is which, by lightly insulting some not too much so that we cause the apocalypse. But you know that we have some predictable standard, like, immediate bad weather or something like that. And, you know, he didn't take up the offer on that kind of experiments.

Unknown Speaker 1:29:45 It's weird. It's weird how he wouldn't do that. I mean, surely his God would show up and defend that but

Unknown Speaker 1:29:50 I thought they're supposed to test test their faith all the time.

Unknown Speaker 1:29:55 Well, you know that that, but that gets back to the value of having self identified Satanists in the elementary schools where they're trying to sell hellfire and damnation. I mean, you're five to 12 years old is confusing time and the church, the child Evangelism Fellowship, they know that they want to target that age range, because they've done the demographic reports. I mean, they post this stuff this is in there, this isn't their materials. This is this is the age according to them, where you can really beat superstition into somebody's head in and get them guilty for life put the fear of God into them.

Unknown Speaker 1:30:30 They're no.

Unknown Speaker 1:30:33 Yeah, I forgot where I was going with that, you know.

Unknown Speaker 1:30:37 So we went back to

Unknown Speaker 1:30:39 the original point somehow.

Unknown Speaker 1:30:40 So you want to roll this out nationwide? I know that it's it's not, it's not being started at a school in every state in the nation initially, how were the first schools chosen? Because they

Unknown Speaker 1:30:54 were, you know, our current existing chapters look to see what was going on local to them within reason for them to be able to carry this out, get volunteers to go there, and not be too terribly, terribly much of a burden. And, you know, nine chapters found good news clubs operating that close to them and elementary schools that this was a worthwhile proposition for them that they could, they could reasonably execute. So that's how it was chosen. We just had local representatives, they're willing to do this. But now we're going to be talking, of course, about what we're going to do with all these volunteer requests we have. And I see no reason why if people have resumes and the credentials that we can look at, and we'll run a criminal background check on everybody, that we can't give the curriculum over to them, give them the materials and let them do a after school Satan Club, where they have good news clubs represented as well. And I think savers is very much wrong from the Liberty Council, he made some comment recently, where he felt that interest would would fade away very quickly in this setting, nobody would participate. If the messages were getting RND indication that that's not going to happen. Yeah, it sounds like this will only grow. Yeah, yeah, people are very enthusiastic for it. And it's just, you know, it couldn't, it couldn't have rolled out better on our end, you know, you never know, with something like this, you never know, how it's going to affect people how big of a splash it's going to have in the media. If, if the media will generally stay on point or whatever else. And, you know, I think we've done as good as we possibly could have with what we wanted to do with this campaign so far.

Unknown Speaker 1:32:46 Well, I think in today's day and age where so many kids are latchkey kids, you know, you've you've got both parents working, or a single parent with, with children who has to work a little bit later where the kids get out of school, and they're looking for something for kids to do and providing something where they're learning great things, I think is going to naturally draw a whole lot of attention. Like you're going to get a whole level.

Unknown Speaker 1:33:09 Yeah. And that's something that's something that the good news clubs have always counted on. They love to be able to proselytize the kids who are just thrown into this because their parents need them to be at school an extra hour afterwards instead as a screw it, you know, let them get some Bible learning or whatever. On the other side of that, I bet there's going to be parents who are saying, you know, Satanic Temple, I don't give a shit. You know, it's a sounds like a fine programming to me. I'll throw them in. I need them in school an extra hour rather than paying for daycare, whatever. So I feel like yeah, we probably will have we probably will have kids at these

Unknown Speaker 1:33:43 at these clubs. Yeah, absolutely. Um, so what, what's the latest with gray faction,

Unknown Speaker 1:33:51 gray faction. Waiting, we're going to turn in our petition against Neal brick, who is a self proclaimed former Illuminati super soldier who undermine control was forced to rape people and murder people. And now he's in charge of other people's mental health as a licensed counselor. We're going to turn in our petition to have his licensure examined at the end of this month. And we'll see how that goes. I got another letter from California about their investigation of Ellen lachter Who you who is also a terribly delusional conspiracy theorists to weave tied to the death of an eight year old child if anybody's not familiar with that, check out Gray faction.org where we have all this material. But you know, a lot of other projects were kind of pushed in the background a little bit for for the purposes of working on the after school clubs. But one thing that's going on with gray faction is that I'm in talks with A very, very professional and, and well regarded documentary crew that's specifically interested in this whole idea of the gray faction. And this, this narrative arc of the Satanic Panic from the 80s and 90s, producing the type of satanist that I am and other people in the Satanic Temple are today, fighting against Satanic Panic narratives and kind of bringing the fight back to the the witch hunters. And in bringing it full circle, so they see this kind of great narrative arc that they want to possibly do a feature length documentary about. And I have high hopes for that project.

Unknown Speaker 1:35:43 Yeah. That'd be awesome. Well, I don't want to I don't want to keep you too late. Where can people go to get more information about all of these different programs?

Unknown Speaker 1:35:53 Well, our primary website is Satanic Temple calm, but the specific website for the after school Satan program is after school, Satan calm. And next week, we should already have some of our merchandise in the after school, Satan T shirts and that type of thing. And of course, you know, merchandise sales go towards their campaigns too. So check out shop satan.com

Unknown Speaker 1:36:18 Will Lucien Greaves of the Satanic Temple. Thank you very much for joining us. I really appreciate them. And I know you're super super busy. And I can't tell you I can't tell you enough. How much I appreciate you spending a little bit of time with us tonight.

Unknown Speaker 1:36:31 Thank you. Always a pleasure. I will talk to you again soon.

Unknown Speaker 1:36:34 Yeah, awesome. Well, thank you very much.

Unknown Speaker 1:36:37 All right. Good night. Sounds like I might need to get myself another t shirt.

Unknown Speaker 1:36:43 He's always good. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 1:36:44 I think that guy, someone,

Unknown Speaker 1:36:46 someone posted on the grant. I think it's Fox 13 news article about it. Like, Oh, that guy who runs a Satanic Temple. He used to be a part of, of this group, the temple of Satan, Mystic members, and he got kicked out because you so extreme, and also like, I'm like, well, buddy, I'm like, I've happened to have actually talked with the guy who runs the Satanic Temple a few times. And I can tell you, you are full of shit.

Unknown Speaker 1:37:12 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about?

Unknown Speaker 1:37:14 Like, why don't you go to their website and do a little research on him. He has nothing to do with them. And it's also this the Satanic Temple, not the Temple of Satan.

Unknown Speaker 1:37:22 Like, fucking Yeah, most

Unknown Speaker 1:37:25 people have no idea what they're talking about. When you talk about the Satanic Temple, they get confused with the Church of Satan. They use those interchangeably. Yeah, yeah. And so many people have had a negative experience with the Church of Satan. They they hear the Satanic Temple or anything to do with Satanists, and they automatically tied to the Church of Satan and say things like Dan Finca, yesterday I was chatting with on his Facebook Timeline, because he had posted a story about the after school Satan, and said that, you know, ordinarily, I don't much care for what the what the satanists are doing. But this is pretty great. I made a comment and just said, you know, what, what is it? What is it that you disagree with? Or they disagree with? Because I'm a huge fan of this sample? And if there's something or some reason that I should not be I'd like to know, like, they do a lot of really great stuff. Yeah. And we had a little dialogue back and forth. And it was it was made clear that yeah, he has it confused with the Church of Satan. And he said that he would go and do a little bit more research and I'm sure that when he does, you'll find out that the Satanic Temple is an awesome organization that he should absolutely want to support. For more information again, you can find links to all of these initiatives and programs that are being run through the Satanic Temple by visiting the Satanic Temple comm where you'll find out more things about the reproductive rights campaign, gray faction and the after school Satan club. Yes. Should be a whole lot of fun I look forward to Peace be with you.

Unknown Speaker 1:39:02 Thanks for coming out y'all. Hoo boy. Or to turn out well, it is a big day. Today we answer main cans most pressing question. Namely, what the hell's going on? Now preacher, customer here are use not only is there a god, he's going to call him down right into this room. And we're all going to talk to him. Like they write print, you gesture, something like

Unknown Speaker 1:39:34 that. What I say?

Unknown Speaker 1:39:38 My position in all of this is that preacher Custer, like every single preacher priests in holy man since the dawn of time, is fully shit.

Unknown Speaker 1:39:52 That when a true God,

Unknown Speaker 1:39:55 the only real God is the God of meat.

Unknown Speaker 1:40:01 What else we got on deck tonight?

Unknown Speaker 1:40:04 If you want to do this thing here, which is pretty fucking funny, we got a I don't know what's going on right now.

Unknown Speaker 1:40:11 I don't know what's going on right now.

Unknown Speaker 1:40:12 I think I thought I thought you were giving him an opportunity to provide a lead into the next

Unknown Speaker 1:40:17 oh we are. John Cleese has got his own new churchy starting up. But yeah, I like John Cleese Church of JC capitalists was John Cleese.

Unknown Speaker 1:40:25 Oh from the church.

Unknown Speaker 1:40:29 Oh, yeah. Well, John Cleese, JC Jesus Christ. No, JC John Cleese.

Unknown Speaker 1:40:35 Only John Cleese can have those Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:40:38 so sorry, I wasn't G mag.

Unknown Speaker 1:40:41 John fucking Cleese, man.

Unknown Speaker 1:40:44 He's a Monty Python the Fawlty Towers. Basil Fawlty lease. He's awesome.

Unknown Speaker 1:40:51 He patented walk? Yes. He has his own walk. Really? Mag doesn't know that. You didn't know that? No, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. I'll find a video of it. I could, I could probably do it. You kind

Unknown Speaker 1:41:04 of lift your leg up.

Unknown Speaker 1:41:06 I probably do the John Cleese work when I'm sitting with your back. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:41:10 you gotta be like, kind of all crooked backwards. And yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:41:14 yeah, he has his own walk. Alright, so this is the John Cleese Church of JC capitalist.

Unknown Speaker 1:41:21 Here is an important announcement. We've decided to found a church on this website. Because we believe that even if we save just one solitary soul from eternal torment, then the founding of this church will have been worthwhile, especially as it gives us huge tax advantages. Now, we're going to call ourselves the church of JC capitalist, because here in the United States of America, Christian teaching is of course, the cornerstone of the capitalist system. Tele evangelist in particular setting a fine example. It was all in the accumulation of great personal wealth, and illustrating the worldly rewards that real faith can bring us if we are truly humble, and have good marketing skills. Now, people have said to me quite critically, that Christ spoke a lot about the poor. So what is our church doing about their well as Christ himself so rightly said, Blissett are the poor, so they're alright, he will get their reward in heaven, no need to worry about that. The Church of JC capitalist is founded on two sacred principles. One, our focus groups tell us to target very anxious people with weak egos who are desperate for certainty. So this church will be very authoritarian, telling our members exactly what to think and to do. And we guarantee to make them positively glows self confidence, because anyone at all who disagrees with us, will go to hell, and be tortured with red hot, pointy things for ever and ever. Amen. And the second principle is, morals are only about six. So, send money now inquire about different levels of membership. And remember, a one time gift of $10,000 guarantees you enter into heaven with one special guest of your own choice, plus a beautiful frame certificate to that effect, signed by me Join Now.

Unknown Speaker 1:43:34 He makes a sign of $1 sign. Did you notice that's what was on the Pacific cross around his neck? Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 1:43:41 I thought that was pretty funny.

Unknown Speaker 1:43:43 I like that I hadn't seen that was that.

Unknown Speaker 1:43:45 That was I think it just came out this past week. July 28. I didn't actually go to his website to find out if they're actually he didn't make a website or just mocking religion again.

Unknown Speaker 1:43:58 I like that. I like John Cleese a lot. He's my favorites of the Monty Python crew.

Unknown Speaker 1:44:04 He's one of the best that's still around. I think. He's very

Unknown Speaker 1:44:07 funny. They're all very fun. Yeah. I like him. I like him in particular. I always have.

Unknown Speaker 1:44:12 I wouldn't mind seeing spam a lot. spamela Yeah, you wouldn't mind seeing so I would like to go see it. Yeah. That's the their play. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 1:44:22 Is it? Is it based on the Holy Grail?

Unknown Speaker 1:44:25 I'm not sure it's based on the Holy Grail, but I know they wrote it. Yeah. It's not them in the touring show of it. I guess they only did a performance of it themselves. Like once. Yeah, and they broadcast it live, which I know you can buy on DVD.

Unknown Speaker 1:44:39 I was not aware of that. Yep. I'll check it out.

Unknown Speaker 1:44:42 We would like to know how.

Unknown Speaker 1:44:52 Hey, how dare you. Kiss shouted us like that. We should be screaming you six

Unknown Speaker 1:45:09 and you made a baby cry. I

Unknown Speaker 1:45:12 told you the white guy.

Unknown Speaker 1:45:15 What else you got mad? I got a thing. Okay.

Unknown Speaker 1:45:19 You got more shenanigans.

Unknown Speaker 1:45:20 I should do I shenanigans. Yeah, I thought you said shit Madigan's

Unknown Speaker 1:45:24 for some reason, that might be a good way to say it. So this

Unknown Speaker 1:45:27 could probably easily become a new segment. I'm gonna do half of it now we'll do half later, but because it's so easy to find material for they're a bunch of tiny stories that I would never otherwise bring to the show. Yeah, that don't particularly relate to atheism, per se, except that they're all a demonstration of what a fucking asshole God is.

Unknown Speaker 1:45:56 Okay, I'm kind of excited about this. All right.

Unknown Speaker 1:45:59 Gods an asshole. Alexandria Peter, Peter Kirk, met a woman online and really fell for her. After two months chatting to his dream woman Kirk decided he couldn't wait any longer and had to meet her in real life. This is sad. The 41 year old Dutchman flew almost 3000 miles to an airport in China where he waited for her for 10 days was catfished. She didn't show up. In fact, Kirk's wait for his love interest would have been longer but he was hospitalized for exhaustion. He's a diabetic and gods and asshole. Henry Bromberg from Deerhurst in Gloucestershire, suffered from hypoplastic left heart syndrome a rare condition condition meaning that one side of his heart only one side of his heart function despite undergoing 38 operations, including three open heart surgeries and a few regularly using for medications 24 Boy nicknamed half a heart Henry

Unknown Speaker 1:46:55 Oh, that's that's nice and his friends died at age nine. Oh,

Unknown Speaker 1:46:59 he wanted to be a doctor. gonna happen an asshole. A young girl named Karina. Is this an uplifting segment? This is great. A young girl named Karina films her mother setting a butterfly. She's watched grow from a caterpillar free from a net. No. She even gives words of encouragement from behind the camera shouting go to your nature place. The butterfly takes off don't go there. And five year old Karina bids a fond farewell before a previously unseen bird swoops down and picks

Unknown Speaker 1:47:31 it off. It's almost as bad as the rabbit one ha ha.

Unknown Speaker 1:47:35 The butterfly is no more and gods and asshole fuck you

Unknown Speaker 1:47:39 God. beautiful butterfly.

Unknown Speaker 1:47:42 I was just trying to teach her a lesson. He said Dick sometimes life is difficult.

Unknown Speaker 1:47:49 I hate butterflies. Jack the Yorkshire Terrier who hit the headlines in 2015 When he reached the age of 25 was killed this morning after being locked in the jaws of a 25 year old.

Unknown Speaker 1:48:02 What was he locking the jaws of

Unknown Speaker 1:48:04 a Lakeland terrier. Oh, the incident took place along the Marina of Hartlepool when Jack was who's 117 in dog years was waiting to have his leash put on by owner re been Mr. Button said out of nowhere the black terrier raced over and bid the elderly pet on the side Mr. button says that he fought for little Jack's life for three minutes by punching the other dog but it would not let go. Gods and asshole fucking

Unknown Speaker 1:48:30 I was just wailing on this other fucking dog. But are these are these pretty good or that dog had lived a long life?

Unknown Speaker 1:48:39 He probably should have went out in his doggie bed. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:48:43 let me do a couple more. And then if we don't want to pick it back up, that's fine. Meg's grimacing,

Unknown Speaker 1:48:47 I'm gonna I'm gonna need a hug after this.

Unknown Speaker 1:48:51 According to Chief, Ralph Milton, with kurtik Fire and EMS, the boy and his family were preparing to go back into their vehicle after spending time at the beach, WMC and reported as the boy and his father were getting into the car the boy was struck by lightning. Oh child suffered burns from lightning strike and went into cardiac arrest. The family put the boy into their SUV and met EMS partway he was taken to the hospital where he died. God's an asshole.

Unknown Speaker 1:49:19 I just have one question. Does no one die in the annuities?

Unknown Speaker 1:49:24 I don't think oh, these are all about death. Right? So God

Unknown Speaker 1:49:29 really is an asshole. That's part of life. Yeah, well fuck that part.

Unknown Speaker 1:49:34 Very last.

Unknown Speaker 1:49:36 Unless you're religious then you

Unknown Speaker 1:49:37 can skip the that's the middle.

Unknown Speaker 1:49:40 Yeah. Larry the lobster gain fame after it was spared from a boiling pot in Florida, but main officials say the Christian crustacean did not make it to retirement. Officials say the decades old 15 pound lobster succumbed during its journey from the sunrise Florida restaurant to the Maine State aquarium the state at the aquarium in West Boothbay Harbor, unpacked the lobster and found it dead. On Wednesday, a rescue group had stepped forward to save the lobster after the restaurant owner called the TV station in Florida last week to show off the lobsters unusual size was estimated to be between 60 and 110 years old. Holy fuck gods and asshole. It was how old again between 60 and 110

Unknown Speaker 1:50:25 they packed it on ice to send it that doesn't bring salt water they put it there I think there was salt water in there too.

Unknown Speaker 1:50:33 I hope there was some water was like that. was like I'm gonna ship you human from Florida to Maine with no oxygen.

Unknown Speaker 1:50:40 Yeah, I thought you put them on ice to keep them fresh ish after they were dead right eat

Unknown Speaker 1:50:44 them. Right. Maybe the stove maybe?

Unknown Speaker 1:50:48 Doesn't start running by the time it gets to wherever it's good.

Unknown Speaker 1:50:50 I think in that one maybe maybe the restaurant was the asshole because they forgot like, Oh, you didn't want to eat them you wanted to preserve

Unknown Speaker 1:50:56 Oh, right. Shit. Fuck. Dammit. I eat. I feel such an ass. My bad y'all.

Unknown Speaker 1:51:05 I always mix up eaten live.

Unknown Speaker 1:51:08 This sorry guys. It was my fault. I totally forgot.

Unknown Speaker 1:51:11 I thought the aquarium wanted a big dinner.

Unknown Speaker 1:51:13 We're getting blazed in the parking lot of fuckin totally blew it off man. Shit, man. Sorry.

Unknown Speaker 1:51:19 Too many bath salts and Zika virus. I'm a zombie.

Unknown Speaker 1:51:23 So sorry. Yeah, yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:51:25 these are these hit Are these like I like I'm like, Okay, one more and then and then we'll come back someone die. That's an asshole. Florida has confirmed 10 more homegrown cases of Zika in people infected by local mosquitoes, leading federal health officials to advise women who are pregnant or considering becoming pregnant to avoid the area just north of downtown Miami where Zika is spreading

Unknown Speaker 1:51:49 this almost your plan right? Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:51:51 well, this will be another part of one of Ryan's things. He's gonna say that he does not mean to be taken seriously whatsoever. But I believe a combination of Zika virus and bath salts in Florida will create the zombie apocalypse.

Unknown Speaker 1:52:02 That's probably solve so many problems bunch of

Unknown Speaker 1:52:05 pigheaded zombies. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 1:52:09 That was that was that was

Unknown Speaker 1:52:12 that was case sensitive cases bring the number of Zika infections spread by local mosquitoes as opposed to foreign travel to 14.

Unknown Speaker 1:52:19 Now 14

Unknown Speaker 1:52:22 individual cases of local Yeah, in Florida. Wow.

Unknown Speaker 1:52:25 There's also one NASA case here in Utah where it's believed the person contracted it after coming in contact with someone who already had the Zika virus caretaker. Yes. Yep. So there's there's at least one case knowing where it's true where it's transferred from a human to aid another human without sexual contact? Yes. As far as

Unknown Speaker 1:52:43 Oh, well. They said as far as they're admitting to caretaker in air quotes. Uh huh.

Unknown Speaker 1:52:50 We know what they take care of. Alright, we can move on. I'll

Unknown Speaker 1:52:54 come back all the happy endings.

Unknown Speaker 1:52:57 I'll come back to the rest later.

Unknown Speaker 1:53:00 Look at us down here. Hearts for the greed, hate and doubt, series winning and you're losing. So if we are your children, why don't you act like a father takes the time out of your busy schedule and answer some goddamn questions.

Unknown Speaker 1:53:21 So Ben Sleepytime, Carson was welcomed from his coffin from one of his many naps, to step forward and say that the Kazmir family should apologize to Donald Trump. Donald Trump is if you can wrap your fucking mind around that. Wait, who the Khan family that the Khan family should apologize to Donald Trump, not the other way around? Not Donald Trump apologizing for for mocking a gold star? Mother. Yeah. But for, but they should apologize to him. Hey,

Unknown Speaker 1:53:58 we all Trump has made it perfectly clear. He doesn't like trap captured or killed

Unknown Speaker 1:54:04 Muslim soldiers. Oh, soldiers.

Unknown Speaker 1:54:08 I think he likes all of the killed Muslims. Yes, yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, that's, yeah, that may be part of this. So he doesn't hate Muslims. He likes all of them that are dead.

Unknown Speaker 1:54:17 He looks all the dead ones. I love Osama bin Laden America.

Unknown Speaker 1:54:22 What do you think of Donald Trump's reaction to that Muslim American family who lost a son a captain Captain kind of who died fighting for the United States in Iraq back

Unknown Speaker 1:54:32 in 2004. What did you What was your reaction to Donald Trump's statements in the aftermath of what those are grieving parents said. But,

Unknown Speaker 1:54:42 obviously, you know, any family who loses servicemembers, people for whom we should have great sympathy, and certainly I feel very much for those families recognize that they are grieving and very often You know, they will say and do things out of that grief, I think we should just give them a pass and move on. And, you know, I'm hopeful that we should

Unknown Speaker 1:55:09 give them a pass and move on. Give them a pass for what? Yeah, what the fuck did they do wrong?

Unknown Speaker 1:55:16 Nothing, we

Unknown Speaker 1:55:16 should give them a pass for doing what Ben fucking Carson

Unknown Speaker 1:55:20 having a son who gets killed. Dan,

Unknown Speaker 1:55:23 as time goes on, everybody on both sides of the aisle will simply adopt a position that we're not going to make these the issues, we're going to talk about the real issues that affect America. I can't get that point across enough people, all of us, Americans, we have some real serious issues here. If our founders had gotten caught up in all these little things, and not dealt with the big issues, we wouldn't even have this country today.

Unknown Speaker 1:55:54 Should Donald Trump apologize to those parents?

Unknown Speaker 1:55:58 I think, you know, should clearly move on. I don't think it would be harmful. If, you know they apologized to him and he apologized to them. But I don't see that happening.

Unknown Speaker 1:56:14 You don't you don't need to see them apologizing to him. And of course you don't see Donald Trump apologizing to them, because he's a fucking so why should they apologize to him?

Unknown Speaker 1:56:28 Well, for one thing, you know, if you accuse someone of something that's not true, it usually is a reasonable thing to acknowledge that.

Unknown Speaker 1:56:38 What did they accuse him of nothing,

Unknown Speaker 1:56:40 but Trump can accuse people of the time.

Unknown Speaker 1:56:43 Yeah, Donald Trump does that. Fucking Trump accuses he done a fucking Trump. Donald Trump accuses people of doing shit all the time. That never fucking happened.

Unknown Speaker 1:56:52 He accused the father of not letting the mother speak because they're Muslim. Yeah. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 1:56:57 Right. So you so

Unknown Speaker 1:56:59 you would you would like to see as an apology from those parents? Is

Unknown Speaker 1:57:02 that what you're saying? I would say, you know, rather than make this a one sided issue, why don't we all just say back off a little bit. We have such important issues to deal with. And, you know, let's just call a truce.

Unknown Speaker 1:57:19 But it is a one sided issue. You've got Donald Trump being a fucking coach about Trump. You've got done a fucking Trump being a fucking cunt about this. It is a one sided issue. He's a gigantic fucking asshole.

Unknown Speaker 1:57:32 Well, I think the real issue that Ben Carson is worried about is where his fucking pillow when

Unknown Speaker 1:57:39 this nap time.

Unknown Speaker 1:57:40 And the best way to call a truce is simply to say I'm over that you're over that I'm sorry. I said this If it offended you other side.

Unknown Speaker 1:57:50 I'm sorry. I said that if it offends otherwise, you don't care if it if it didn't offend you that I'm not sorry about it at all.

Unknown Speaker 1:57:58 Is it? Is it illegal in this country to offend someone that doesn't know

Unknown Speaker 1:58:04 what they're talking about? It seems

Unknown Speaker 1:58:05 that way has been no fucking clue. Yeah, Carson always seems that way. ever seem to know what's going that's why he

Unknown Speaker 1:58:12 was really hard to listen to if you add by the way.

Unknown Speaker 1:58:17 Oh, boy, buddy, come on. He's really hard to listen to if you have ears.

Unknown Speaker 1:58:21 He's a walking Xanax advertisement. Absolutely.

Unknown Speaker 1:58:25 I'm sorry if it said that. Because that's not our issue. You know, our strength as a nation is through unity. It's not through division division will destroy us a house divided against itself.

Unknown Speaker 1:58:37 You know, like a house that would build a fucking wall on its border of a house that would say that people of a certain faith cannot come into the country, or that's not divisive.

Unknown Speaker 1:58:47 Or a country that espouses a two political party system. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:58:52 no. Fucking moron. Stuff cannot stand. That's what we need to be concentrating on. Not these peripheral issues that don't mean anything. We just seem to be addicted to. Things that don't mean anything.

Unknown Speaker 1:59:07 Yeah, the grief of these parents means marketing nothing. Donald Trump mocking them means fucking

Unknown Speaker 1:59:13 the sacrifice of Captain con means nothing. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 1:59:16 fuck you, Ben Carson.

Unknown Speaker 1:59:19 Why did bad things happen to good people?

Unknown Speaker 1:59:24 Yes. You see when I created humanity, I want to do to have everything joy, love, but also everything that makes you a person. Do you understand? Yeah. But why?

Unknown Speaker 2:00:01 Some uplifting things. Whoa, whoa, I know.

Unknown Speaker 2:00:06 You haven't had one uplifting thing all night.

Unknown Speaker 2:00:10 It's true. I honestly I thought those would be doing better. Oh, they're funny. As I was going through this morning, I was gonna be awesome. No, I got here and Ryan's welling up with tears. And everyone's looking around the room and wondering if my

Unknown Speaker 2:00:23 dog story was sad. That's like three marriages. Like

Unknown Speaker 2:00:28 in that butterfly. Everybody hears a story like you become the beautiful butterfly,

Unknown Speaker 2:00:33 like 25 years. Yeah, I guess that's true.

Unknown Speaker 2:00:37 I'm talking The Seven Year Itch could happen at least three times.

Unknown Speaker 2:00:45 And I care way more if a dog dies than a person generally.

Unknown Speaker 2:00:48 depends on the person

Unknown Speaker 2:00:49 and the dog dog,

Unknown Speaker 2:00:51 I suppose. But generally, dogs are better. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 2:00:55 Unconditioned

Unknown Speaker 2:00:55 stories make me sadder. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that's why you caught me in that

Unknown Speaker 2:01:01 dogs are better. No, I was saying Ryan was tearing up.

Unknown Speaker 2:01:04 We're like she's

Unknown Speaker 2:01:07 poor, but I can't die in that I love I love Turner and Hooch but I can't watch it.

Unknown Speaker 2:01:13 That's a real that's not that's not a very sad one. When I pointed out a Marley and

Unknown Speaker 2:01:20 Me when that dog sacrificed himself for Tom Hanks at the end of the movie. That's fucking sad. Tom Hanks had a good relationship with that dog at slavery old man's dog.

Unknown Speaker 2:01:31 A lot of shit up man.

Unknown Speaker 2:01:33 Yeah, what that that was part of the love process. But in the end that dog was love. He lost it. Oh. Well, I don't know where this is going.

Unknown Speaker 2:01:46 You want to do more God's natural or you got something else or what do you want to do?

Unknown Speaker 2:01:51 I got a couple of other stories if you want.

Unknown Speaker 2:01:52 Okay.

Unknown Speaker 2:01:55 Oh, this one's actually pretty interesting. I think you will like this one. Although I've been wrong before today. Christians working in Greece's most notorious asylum Detention Center have tried to convert some of the Muslim detainees who have been held under the terms of the EU Turkey migration deal. On at least two occasions in recent months, aid workers have distributed can conversion forums, inside copies of Arabic versions of the St. John's gospel to people held at the Moriah detention camp on Lesbos, as you do. Yeah. The forums invite asylum seekers to sign a statement declaring the following quote, I know I'm a sinner, I asked Jesus to forgive my sins and grant me eternal life. My desire is to love and obey His Word, close quote. Because of course, the Christians have carefully considered the situation and decided that they'd enjoy being treated in this way where the rules reversed. This is definitely not an abuse of power over a captive audience. No, no. Muslim asylum seekers who received the booklet said they found the AIDS workers intervention insensitive. You think just a little bit? Yeah. Well, it's a big problem because a lot of the people are Muslim. And they have a problem with changing their religions had Muhammad a detainee from ask us?

Unknown Speaker 2:03:14 Why would that be a problem? I mean, the Native Americans loved it.

Unknown Speaker 2:03:17 Yeah. They were trying. They were trying this during Ramadan, the holiest Muslim month, a second series insulting. Ahmed said, quote, we like all religions, but if you're a Christian, and I give you a Quran, how do you feel?

Unknown Speaker 2:03:32 Yeah. Well, you know, if you are a good Jesus lover, you probably wouldn't have found yourself in this situation in the first place.

Unknown Speaker 2:03:38 But of course, trying to point out the double standard to Christians was a vain attempt at getting them to see any other viewpoint, not something with which they excel. detainees allege that the forms were distributed by at least two representatives of Euro relief, a Greek charity that became the largest aid group active and Maria, after other aid organizations pulled out in protest against the EU Turkey deal. The camp is overseen by the Greek migration ministry but a group aid groups perform most of the day to day management. Euro relief said disapproved of the distribution of conversion materials but added it could not rule out the possibility that individual aid workers had distributed the booklets themselves.

Unknown Speaker 2:04:15 We disapprove we're just not going to do anything to change.

Unknown Speaker 2:04:19 If they do it on their own fucking who cares? Day to day really?

Unknown Speaker 2:04:23 We don't. We don't really approve of it. We don't really disapprove of it either. So yeah, I mean, what are they going to do? Well, yeah, what are you gonna do?

Unknown Speaker 2:04:31 It's to go fuck yourself policy. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 2:04:34 You're a relief director Stefanos can't pronounce said I have taken I've already taken action, so that our volunteers know very well, that they should not distribute any kind of literature. Our code of conduct says clearly that this is something they simply cannot do. And if and if somebody does, we're going as an organization to take disciplinary

Unknown Speaker 2:04:55 action in that, of

Unknown Speaker 2:04:58 course, but yeah, of course they still have You're not done anything. Yeah, the ones that have happened. So

Unknown Speaker 2:05:02 yeah, going forward, we may do something about

Unknown Speaker 2:05:07 this. We have things set in place and in case something like this ever happens again.

Unknown Speaker 2:05:12 Again, maybe maybe the third time we'll do something but then maybe not. We'll think about it.

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Unknown Speaker 2:06:16 So I have this clip of Donald Trump accepting this all the non veterans Purple Heart, and I'm just gonna play this okay. It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be the best, the best clip all night. That's woods.

Unknown Speaker 2:06:32 You know, something very nice just happened to me. A man came up to me. And he handed me his Purple Heart. Oh, I said to him, I said to him. Is that like the real one? Or is that a copy? Because they don't want to copy? He said, That's my real Purple Heart. I have such confidence in you. And I said, Man, that's like, that's like big stuff. It's like, get the Purple Heart. Why? Much easier. But I tell you it was such an honor. And maybe I can bring them up on the stage Lieutenant Colonel Lewis Dorfman,

Unknown Speaker 2:07:15 he has to read it off the podium.

Unknown Speaker 2:07:16 I always wanted to purpleheart so much easier. Just having a wounded veteran give me one

Unknown Speaker 2:07:22 and photo up. But the guy does ask, Can I cut your hair?

Unknown Speaker 2:07:39 Really candy floss on top of your head?

Unknown Speaker 2:07:45 Say something. Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 2:07:45 yeah. For him to not say no, I can't. I

Unknown Speaker 2:07:48 couldn't possibly accept something. Yeah. And then and then you go back to the podium and you say, hey, let's hear for our troops. And Lieutenant Colonel Dorfman. Yeah. Even I was able to remember his name after one go.

Unknown Speaker 2:08:03 As I chose Purple Heart. Why don't you

Unknown Speaker 2:08:05 think why don't you? Why don't you come up here on stage this guy represents the troops with for whom we're all very proud. Yeah, blah, blah, blah. Move on. Back then. Yeah. I mean, yeah, you don't accept it. Yeah. I think that I think that was a critical moment that people listening probably didn't. As he walked back from talking to the Lieutenant Colonel. He pocketed the Purple Heart. You can see him pocket it right into his coat.

Unknown Speaker 2:08:30 Yeah, throw it right into his coat pocket.

Unknown Speaker 2:08:32 He goes, No, sir. I'd like you to just keep saying what you've been saying.

Unknown Speaker 2:08:38 Nobody's saying well, actually, we're saying that.

Unknown Speaker 2:08:42 What a gigantic fucking asshole.

Unknown Speaker 2:08:44 I like when he quotes people. They talk exactly how he does. I have such confidence in

Unknown Speaker 2:08:50 you have such call? Yeah. You have all the best words Donald Trump

Unknown Speaker 2:08:55 was, you really are terrific. I was thinking it. And then I met you and confirmed your terrific. Amazing.

Unknown Speaker 2:09:03 You're the best words. Fantastic.

Unknown Speaker 2:09:05 Unbelievable. You're tremendous

Unknown Speaker 2:09:14 I have one last question. You're not

Unknown Speaker 2:09:19 God I got the Omega.

Unknown Speaker 2:09:31 No, you're not.

Unknown Speaker 2:09:32 I am the bright warning. I

Unknown Speaker 2:09:35 just saw you picking your nose.

Unknown Speaker 2:09:37 No, my son I was scratching.

Unknown Speaker 2:09:40 You're an imposter.

Unknown Speaker 2:09:41 I am the Lord. Your god. You're

Unknown Speaker 2:09:45 not God. Just

Unknown Speaker 2:09:50 we have a Satanist opens the city council meeting in Florida with an invocation David suhar from the satanic delivered a unique invocation after several minutes of protest or disruption at a Pensacola City Council meeting on July 14, I want to hear about it here go

Unknown Speaker 2:10:13 regardless with council meeting, July 14 2016 to border at this time, we will have an invocation by David suhar This will be followed by a pledge of allegiance led by Vice President Brian Spencer

Unknown Speaker 2:10:29 so at this point he's coming up to the podium getting ready to read the stuff and or by standing up pointing out their Bibles.

Unknown Speaker 2:10:34 People are objecting already

Unknown Speaker 2:10:40 and they're praying over and praying over him now as he's just standing there

Unknown Speaker 2:10:49 like a whole room full of fucking cowards standing there who are fucking terrified of this man giving a satanic invocation Yes. Yep. So scared

Unknown Speaker 2:11:03 that they're all standing up and trying to shout over him they're trying to they're trying to get their spell out there first

Unknown Speaker 2:11:13 he just calmly standing there they're raising their arms they're like their sleeves yep two minutes laters Leonard said I'll be here all day

Unknown Speaker 2:11:43 Jonathan, I asked you to at least keep it to a low volume versus on us and you can have curses on vacation I can clear the chambers if I like I don't want to have to do that

Unknown Speaker 2:12:06 they had to have authorities coming in or move the disruptive protesters.

Unknown Speaker 2:12:11 Yeah all this religious freedom that they love so much.

Unknown Speaker 2:12:17 And I arginine doctrines born of fearful minds, in darkened madness, embrace the Luciferian Jesus to eat the tree and dissipating our blissful and comforting delusion that esteem that individuals need your creed, actually not their fealty to arbitrary categorization.

Unknown Speaker 2:13:21 So he turned in he was basically talking to one of the people who was there protesting right. And he was singing in that direction. Yeah, conforming to social norms. And someone else in the crowd hear grabbed him and turned him back around. sure that's secure.

Unknown Speaker 2:13:39 I think it's security.

Unknown Speaker 2:13:40 You think? Yeah. Because the guy is in a suit standing I would have like, don't put your fucking hands on me motherfucker. I think he was there to keep order. Yeah. By putting his hands on somebody. Yeah, well,

Unknown Speaker 2:13:52 he's a con Hey, whoa,

Unknown Speaker 2:13:53 turn to the mic. Talk the mic not the people thanks for not interrupting

Unknown Speaker 2:14:23 Yeah, I don't know if that guy was security. Is he? He wasn't I mean, he had to have a badge he didn't. Secret isn't a super

Unknown Speaker 2:14:34 secret security. Yeah, nobody in Florida has a super super secret security super

Unknown Speaker 2:14:39 secret security double stamped a triple stamp. But yeah, I thought that was it had had somebody grabbed me like that like, and it wasn't a gentle like it wasn't, you know, hey, you should turn around. He grabbed him and standardly stand in line around. Yeah, like security

Unknown Speaker 2:14:57 would? Yeah,

Unknown Speaker 2:14:59 I think your security

Unknown Speaker 2:15:01 I think so too. Do you have security at City County? All right, Satan this show up they bring some Yeah. They already showed uniformed police officers walking

Unknown Speaker 2:15:11 out. Well, that was uniformed police officers. Yeah, they don't they just have you know, I

Unknown Speaker 2:15:14 think I think the uniformed police officers were on the

Unknown Speaker 2:15:17 hallway. You wouldn't have somebody in plainclothes as security when you've got police officers there.

Unknown Speaker 2:15:23 As a badge, Johnny's not super secret double stamp security.

Unknown Speaker 2:15:26 He didn't. He might have had it on his belt. Maybe. Detective or something. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 2:15:31 Detective James. He

Unknown Speaker 2:15:33 called him back up for this.

Unknown Speaker 2:15:37 Shoot back up. I have a man in a dark robe chanting at a city council meeting.

Unknown Speaker 2:15:42 What about the building security the officers that protect the the senators or where the city council or whoever? They're super

Unknown Speaker 2:15:49 secret? Double stamped?

Unknown Speaker 2:15:50 Why wouldn't why weren't they the people leading the protesters? Those officers? That's it

Unknown Speaker 2:15:55 because the officers they are but I'm

Unknown Speaker 2:15:58 saying I don't think that guy was ski okay. I think he was just some asshole. All right.

Unknown Speaker 2:16:13 I don't know. I don't know.

Unknown Speaker 2:16:18 None of us do.

Unknown Speaker 2:16:21 He's missing. God is missing. We don't know where he is. He's maybe he's down there. We don't know. God's God's image. He made me say he made me say that. That preacher he made me do it. Guys. Guys. He can he's got this

Unknown Speaker 2:16:52 I think we're at the end, though, tonight. No, we're not.

Unknown Speaker 2:16:56 I have no we don't have Katrina. Well, but the

Unknown Speaker 2:16:58 thing is, is I'm trying to add up all the different times we got going on under things. No, we

Unknown Speaker 2:17:03 got Katrina. We got to do Katrina Pierson at least. Okay. Matt has to do. Well, no, we did. We didn't we were sandwiching the Trump stuff you have. Do you have something else? Very fun that you all like to do tonight? Okay.

Unknown Speaker 2:17:19 Yes, he is. Just finished that. Yes. I could save it. It's not time sensitive.

Unknown Speaker 2:17:24 Okay. You want to save it? You can add more to your gods an asshole list. That's not that long. You can just add more. We can make it a we can make it a thing. Okay, okay. Fine. You have do you have something else? Um,

Unknown Speaker 2:17:42 uh, this one's semi interesting.

Unknown Speaker 2:17:45 Oh, well, then you'll you'll be I'm semi interested. Def gotta

Unknown Speaker 2:17:51 semi

Unknown Speaker 2:17:52 perfect. Jerusalem.

Unknown Speaker 2:17:55 Exquisite mosaics depicting biblical scenes. Hmm.

Unknown Speaker 2:18:00 So they say my favorite kind of scenes now. You and your brother. Yeah, bye bye scenes we mean porn, right? Very biblical,

Unknown Speaker 2:18:07 very biblical scenes. One of Noah's Ark, the other the parting of the Red Sea were uncovered. Archaeologists were uncovered by archaeologists for Jesus Christ archeologists. So

Unknown Speaker 2:18:19 moving on you, bro.

Unknown Speaker 2:18:22 excavating a fifth century synagogue at

Unknown Speaker 2:18:25 hukuk. An ancient Jewish village. Oh, hooks. Okay. Yeah, who's got

Unknown Speaker 2:18:33 near the Sea of Galilee a consortium of universities led by Jody Magnus of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, uncovered the mosaics during its fifth annual excavation in June. Magnus said the mosaics what I'll say

Unknown Speaker 2:18:47 when they get it in the first annual

Unknown Speaker 2:18:50 takes a long time to get that deep.

Unknown Speaker 2:18:53 Oh, yes, it

Unknown Speaker 2:18:54 got to take some shit out slow.

Unknown Speaker 2:18:57 The mosaics like others discovered at the synagogue since 2012 are an extremely high artistic quality based on their artistry and the high number of stone mosaic cubes used in the design.

Unknown Speaker 2:19:09 It's not just stick figures. No, no,

Unknown Speaker 2:19:11 it was It wasn't done by kindergartener in art class.

Unknown Speaker 2:19:15 The Noah's Ark mosaic includes pairs of bears, donkeys, leopards, camels, lions, ostrich, they go on and on and on T Rex, just as described in the book of Genesis do they list all of the kinds, many of them and they're and they appear in the mosaic just as described in the book of Genesis, checkmate atheists. The mosaic of the parting of the Red Sea features Pharaohs soldiers drowning with their horses and chariots quote, of course, the story of Noah's ark and the parting of the Red Sea were known to the Jews as well as Christians at the time because they read the Hebrew Bible Magnus said, Yeah, we have other ancient synagogues where these scenes are depicted, though they are not common in synagogue art, as our site can, as our site can serve a tour, or Cohen worked methodically to brush away the dirt. Little by little, we all stood. We all stood around and began to see animals at some point we realized this was a depiction of Noah's Ark. So they're kind of guessing. Well,

Unknown Speaker 2:20:15 I mean, they got a boat, animals and they got a biblical story. I mean, it's like saying, I got a painting of Reservoir Dogs in my house. Does that mean we're Reservoir Dogs actually happened?

Unknown Speaker 2:20:25 No. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. deciphering. The second mosaic was harder, Magnus said. Quote, we could see little bits of pieces of people, fish chariots. We all stood around and guessed whether the mosaic depicted the biblical biblical story, and if so, which one?

Unknown Speaker 2:20:42 It was probably just soldierly addition we

Unknown Speaker 2:20:44 fit which to which story? Can we fit this in as part of our narrative?

Unknown Speaker 2:20:48 Yeah, yep. Then she says, quote, I won the parting of the Red Sea guess a THON. Oh, he said with a laugh.

Unknown Speaker 2:20:55 This isn't good science. Or archaeology?

Unknown Speaker 2:20:58 Yeah. But the Red Sea mosaic features a twist on the biblical story. A large fish swallowing Pharaohs soldiers.

Unknown Speaker 2:21:07 Well, that's a the fish Jonah. Yeah, yeah.

Unknown Speaker 2:21:12 But rather than being wrong, of course, she says, this represents an elaboration on the very real and historical story that must have been circulating at the time.

Unknown Speaker 2:21:22 Gotcha. Oh, they were just adding stuff onto the real store.

Unknown Speaker 2:21:26 I wonder. I wonder if it was a catfish? Yes, because there's that strange legend that giant cash that's lives underneath Japan. And that's what causes earthquakes.

Unknown Speaker 2:21:34 I'm not familiar with catch fishes. catch fish, catfish. Catfish, catfish.

Unknown Speaker 2:21:40 I never seen a cat fish.

Unknown Speaker 2:21:42 I've seen people catch catches, just

Unknown Speaker 2:21:46 catches catches finches with their fist. Oh, now Dan, assisting cast finches Danis they go and fist fishes cats. Dan's got a semi any system. Perfect.

Unknown Speaker 2:21:58 And he's catching.

Unknown Speaker 2:22:03 Catching punches. This will undoubtedly become another piece of flimsy evidence used by Christians to prove the Bible rather than understanding that these were made because of the Bible. And that the stories don't quite match. There's also the issue of guessing what the mosaic is about after assuming it's got to be something in the Bible. So there we go.

Unknown Speaker 2:22:24 Know what I think 100% is gonna be

Unknown Speaker 2:22:26 has to be so which story best fits the picture? We're

Unknown Speaker 2:22:29 looking at presuppositional archaeology. Yeah. Man.

Unknown Speaker 2:22:38 If you have questions, comments, concerns, compliments corrections, or concepts for content, contact the show via email at godless revolution@gmail.com by text or voicemail at 33081 Rebel, or Twitter, the Twitter at TJ podcast. Thanks for just

Unknown Speaker 2:22:57 so last up tonight we have

Unknown Speaker 2:23:00 the smartest woman alive. This

Unknown Speaker 2:23:02 is the this is a Donald Trump's aide. She works for the Donald Trump campaign. Of course. This is the same woman who months ago

Unknown Speaker 2:23:12 had the fetus necklace. The bullet necklace.

Unknown Speaker 2:23:15 Yes. Yeah. But she's also the same woman who wasn't the National Enquirer was was pushing out rumors that

Unknown Speaker 2:23:24 she had news. Oh, yeah. Different. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 2:23:29 Women and she was she was one of the women identified in that that has not been proven to bear out to be true. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 2:23:38 He didn't become president. Yeah, I

Unknown Speaker 2:23:40 doubt it much. But here is Katrina Pierson. Trying to explain away a lot of the bullshit that has been happening on the Trump campaign. Yeah, over the last few days

Unknown Speaker 2:23:52 in front of Do you want to apologize to Mr. Khan? Apologize for the timeline. What I was talking about is the fact that Donald Trump has no connection to anything having to do with Captain Khan, who was a brave war hero. The timeline is very simple and true. Alison, Hillary Clinton voted for the war in Iraq. She did not support the surge. Barak Obama made things worse by invading more countries than President Bush.

Unknown Speaker 2:24:23 No. Oh, President Obama has not invaded any countries. But she said he did. More than Bush more than Bush. Yeah. As bad as Bush's Obama's way worse. Obvious, huh. And and clearly, this is all Hillary Clinton's fault, anyway. Yeah, of course.

Unknown Speaker 2:24:40 Engagement and got 1000s of soldiers that were killed

Unknown Speaker 2:24:45 10s of 1000s of soldiers killed. But wait, don't believe the United States has lost 10s of 1000s

Unknown Speaker 2:24:52 I thought we only lost

Unknown Speaker 2:24:54 troops. Look at the faces of everybody else.

Unknown Speaker 2:24:57 Like I roll just like this elite pitch for real like

Unknown Speaker 2:25:01 Donald fucking Trump. She didn't say bingo when she don't have bingo.

Unknown Speaker 2:25:07 He was killed in 2004 when George W. Bush was president,

Unknown Speaker 2:25:11 get out of there.

Unknown Speaker 2:25:14 This guy on the left is just like can I don't I just have no idea what I'd like to comment about how fucking ridiculous this Katrina person start chipping away. Can I just

Unknown Speaker 2:25:25 dress it Donald Trump was in there and I racket to those a fool your cue to your new connection to it.

Unknown Speaker 2:25:32 President get it out.

Unknown Speaker 2:25:35 there that is the only point. That is the only point Donald Trump is being blamed for something he had nothing to do with. But he did not attack the family or blaming president is nothing to

Unknown Speaker 2:25:46 do with the words that you use probably cost his life. President Obama Hillary Clinton changed the rules of engagement that probably cost his life you do acknowledge now that there you were just wrong.

Unknown Speaker 2:25:59 Yeah. So she had said she had come out and said that, that Hillary Clinton and President Obama were at fault for the younger con Lucia his life because they changed the rules of engagement. And that's why he said,

Unknown Speaker 2:26:13 Well, Hillary Clinton was a senator. And Barack Obama was

Unknown Speaker 2:26:17 not a lawyer. Yeah, he was not President of the United States.

Unknown Speaker 2:26:21 Well, absolutely.

Unknown Speaker 2:26:22 That's why he was probably because I was just going through the timeline, because your

Unknown Speaker 2:26:26 timeline. That's why I said probably because people will just fucking hear whatever I say. And if they already agree with me, they're not going to question

Unknown Speaker 2:26:33 Yeah, because I already have a had a narrative. So I was kind of guessing at stuff and, you know, throwing it out there to see what

Unknown Speaker 2:26:39 would stick of course, it's the black man's fault.

Unknown Speaker 2:26:41 Yeah. It's like I was probably born in 1920. Or I might not have been,

Unknown Speaker 2:26:45 probably probably,

Unknown Speaker 2:26:47 I'm lying, because since then, we have had 10s of 1000s of soldiers that have been lost one no and wounded 6 trillion,

Unknown Speaker 2:26:54 not 10s of 1000s of soldiers lives lost.

Unknown Speaker 2:26:58 We have even had a million soldiers in the Middle East. She's yanking these

Unknown Speaker 2:27:02 numbers, how many died in the entire time? We've

Unknown Speaker 2:27:06 about 4000 2001 between four and 5000. Okay in there, so not even a total of

Unknown Speaker 2:27:10 10,000 in the entire time, and definitely not 10s

Unknown Speaker 2:27:13 of 1000s.

Unknown Speaker 2:27:14 And there's not even a million people in our military.

Unknown Speaker 2:27:17 Yeah. Okay. But we have millions injured, yes,

Unknown Speaker 2:27:20 we have more injured that are actually in our military. She's just

Unknown Speaker 2:27:23 making shit up and get away with this stuff all the fucking time. And what's funny is they're calling her out on all of this other stuff, not even catching all of the other lies that she's Yeah. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 2:27:36 Hours later, how can we possibly put any of the onerous on Donald Trump owner resi

Unknown Speaker 2:27:40 onerous? It's not the onerous it's an onerous situation. You can't put the onus on Donald Trump is what you should have said stupid motherfucker.

Unknown Speaker 2:27:51 million dollars later, how can we possibly put any of the onerous on Donald Trump? It is absolutely absurd. And that's why you see all this confusion surrounding this issue, because Donald Trump had absolutely nothing to do and no,

Unknown Speaker 2:28:04 she's confused. The confusion about this issue is because of people like you use

Unknown Speaker 2:28:08 me to pick it up. Fucking third.

Unknown Speaker 2:28:12 Donald Trump for Captain Khan's death. You were blaming President Obama. He wasn't president yet. No, I was talking about Hillary Clinton specifically voted for Obama. That was during that time

Unknown Speaker 2:28:27 period. No, it wasn't Trina you

Unknown Speaker 2:28:29 acknowledge you got Donald Trump did not vote for that war,

Unknown Speaker 2:28:33 not Donald Trump said he said he was supportive of the war before.

Unknown Speaker 2:28:39 Of course, Donald Trump didn't fucking vote for it. He had no, he was not in a position of power to vote. What is he going to do fucking sit in his speaking spell of Donald Trump votes for

Unknown Speaker 2:28:49 this? He probably

Unknown Speaker 2:28:50 did Democrat at that time anyway. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 2:28:53 But Obama certainly didn't vote for it. No, no.

Unknown Speaker 2:28:56 He said he said he was supportive of the war before the invasion.

Unknown Speaker 2:29:04 He was a private point, Allison.

Unknown Speaker 2:29:09 That just proves my point. proves my point. Donald Trump had nothing to do with this.

Unknown Speaker 2:29:21 She's not to be mean. But she probably needs to be hit over the head to be smarter.

Unknown Speaker 2:29:27 That's my point. That's why this this isn't ridiculous conversation. Donald Trump had nothing to do with sending troops like Captain Khan into Iraq to begin with, nor does he have anything to do with opposing it until after the war had begun and wasn't going well. But it doesn't matter. He had nothing to do with this war that sent Captain Kahn over there. I mean, that's the whole point here. Mr. Trump had nothing to do with this, but somehow, Hillary Obama this has been revolving around a war and Donald Trump something that he had nothing to do with,

Unknown Speaker 2:29:57 you know, who did something to do with it. George Bush.

Unknown Speaker 2:30:00 It's revolving around Donald Trump's lack of respect for what's gone on. Yes, since that war was started, or at least toward Captain

Unknown Speaker 2:30:11 con. The troops in general. I mean, he Yeah, definitely that. But yeah,

Unknown Speaker 2:30:16 the reason why this has come up is because of his comments since then it has nothing to do with who voted for it.

Unknown Speaker 2:30:21 And his surrogates, like Chris, Katrina Pierson, who just goes out there and fucking lies about things. Just bald faced fucking lies and making up of shit. While she's being interviewed. 10s of 1000s of soldiers. I know, how did you do your hair to be on CNN? Why did she do millions of our soldiers wounded because of this? What a fucking done

Unknown Speaker 2:30:46 she went to Trump's journal and got all the big

Unknown Speaker 2:30:49 numbers. He went to Trump University. That's what happened. Yes.

Unknown Speaker 2:30:52 On our contouring.

Unknown Speaker 2:30:56 She's making fun of her makeup.

Unknown Speaker 2:30:59 I'm in the business I can.

Unknown Speaker 2:31:03 Alright, so I just had to look it up real quick. So the number, the number the most amount of troops in Iraq at one given time, was 170,000 soldiers. And that was in 2007. Yeah, that was the most one at any given time. Now, everyone I know that's been there has been there three, four times. So we were there for 10 years.

Unknown Speaker 2:31:25 And we've lost 10s of 1000s of those people. No, we've only lost just found 4000. So we've we've had, let's see. 10s of 1000s. That would have to be at least 20,000. Right? To be to qualify as 10s of Oh, yeah. Could 11 or 12,000 be 10s? No, not quite right. No, no, to be 10s of 1000s. You've got it's got to be a multiple of 10. Right.

Unknown Speaker 2:31:50 So all right. I'm just trying to give the benefit but yeah, yeah, so 20 plus 1000.

Unknown Speaker 2:31:56 So, yeah, in Iraq and Afghanistan combined. There were 6840 45 troops that were killed, and there are nearly 50,000 servicemembers wounded or injured.

Unknown Speaker 2:32:08 Are you sure it's not millions? Ryan? So

Unknown Speaker 2:32:10 So 1010s of 1000s of

Unknown Speaker 2:32:12 fires and wounded? Sure, yeah,

Unknown Speaker 2:32:14 I see a five and four zeros for the 50,000. I see no zeros in the 6845.

Unknown Speaker 2:32:22 Well, clearly, that's wrong, because we just heard Katrina Pierson give us the real numbers. Yeah, I guess. And she works for Donald Trump. So she has all the best numbers. This is

Unknown Speaker 2:32:33 coming from Forbes. So her numbers are huge. Yeah. Yeah. 50,000 non fatal casualties in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Unknown Speaker 2:32:42 Well, that's all I have for this evening. Yeah, call on it.

Unknown Speaker 2:32:47 I think so. Okay, this might be a little bit of a long one. It's all right.

Unknown Speaker 2:32:51 They enjoy it. It'll be fine.

Unknown Speaker 2:32:54 We had a regular length show plus Lucian. Yeah. After we cut all your fuckery it'll be a normal ring. True.

Unknown Speaker 2:33:01 Sir, sorry. I derailed it with my fucking crazy rant talks of

Unknown Speaker 2:33:07 social stuff, my errands, my errands.

Unknown Speaker 2:33:13 Next week,

Unknown Speaker 2:33:14 we got a show.

Unknown Speaker 2:33:16 You got to show the week after that, I believe is Matt Dillahunty. Yes, yes. Two weeks from today is Matt Dillahunty. So we'll find out week. Next week, we may be reporting on Donald Trump exiting the race? I don't know. We don't know what's gonna have biting the head off of a small child in the crowd. How

Unknown Speaker 2:33:33 Donald Trump could have exited by the time you hear this? Yeah, he could have exited. While we're recording this. We just don't know yet. That's true. That's true.

Unknown Speaker 2:33:40 I don't know. I

Unknown Speaker 2:33:42 think his ego will keep him in longer than sane person.

Unknown Speaker 2:33:46 Actually, I doubt he exited while we're recording this because he would have exited while recording this. We probably would have heard a loud cheer from outside the house. A lot of rumble.

Unknown Speaker 2:33:55 We are in Utah, which is very much not for Trump. So which see, which seems weird to me. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 2:33:59 But very much for Cruz. Yeah. Mistaken that yeah, it's a liberal state.

Unknown Speaker 2:34:04 No, yeah. It's not at all liberal. They just, they don't like the particular brand of red that they ended up with.

Unknown Speaker 2:34:12 Yeah, Utah's fairly read. I mean, read enough to think it's fairly right. It's deep red. Yeah, it's one of those deep reds where like, the police check on it because like, what have you been getting beat up?

Unknown Speaker 2:34:22 But because of Donald Trump, it is considered purple currently,

Unknown Speaker 2:34:27 which still looks beat up.

Unknown Speaker 2:34:28 Yeah, you voted very heavily for Cruz and Sanders. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 2:34:33 Hillary got crushed here. Yeah, if Utah were to go blue, it'd be the first time in more than 50 years. Which is exciting stuff. I mean, I hope Donald Trump stays in the in the race as long as possible because he's just going to continue harming the Republican brand in general. And I think that's a glorious there,

Unknown Speaker 2:34:54 as if they hadn't already been doing a marvelous job at it. Yeah.

Unknown Speaker 2:34:57 Now it's making Republicans realize it

Unknown Speaker 2:35:00 I only some somebody that's growing, they allowed the religious right to come in and take over their party. And because of it, they want a few elections. But it's also going to be the demise of the Republican Party. And unless they can weed that shit out, they are they will destroy themselves. We hope and they'll never see this truce at Hawes. Yeah, yeah, I'm looking forward to it. It's been a good, it's been a great time to be super into politics. I've always really liked politics, and this year has just been fucking amazing.

Unknown Speaker 2:35:38 The clown show has been true.

Unknown Speaker 2:35:41 I was thinking earlier today that I kind of understand why people get involved with soap operas. And I've for a moment thought, well, I should start cutting those people some kind of slack. And then I reminded myself No, because none of that shit is real, and it doesn't fucking matter. And they get so wrapped up in it. This is real fucking lighter. This affects millions of people, billions of people so

Unknown Speaker 2:36:04 you do understand my superhero argument

Unknown Speaker 2:36:12 but I'm just totally fucking diggin this. And I look forward to the debates. They're gonna be. I just I lay awake at night just thinking about how wonderful the debates will be if Donald Trump stays in the race that long. It's gonna be so fucking much fun. And I hope you guys will watch them with me.

Unknown Speaker 2:36:32 I will I think we'll be here all right,

Unknown Speaker 2:36:36 we're gonna shut things down for this evening. Thanks for tuning in everybody. And we will chat at you next week.

Unknown Speaker 2:36:44 But it's in your earholes bye bye

Unknown Speaker 2:36:49 frenzy eating steak it's slow wait for them to ask you you know based on you don't know that half of you friends I'm to ask you this to the room of people who have rooms of people that they love one day

Unknown Speaker 2:37:37 just because we check the guns at the door doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades on the psychopath sitting next to you on the murder sitting next to you you think gonna get it sitting next to you please don't fall we don't deal with outside is better well, they're saying no commas have a certain smell. Yeah trust issues not to mention they're saying they can smell your intentions. You Lebanon freak show sitting next to you. You will have some weird people sitting next to you you think is sitting next to you that there are laughs please don't forget my friends way for them to ask you

Unknown Speaker 2:39:02 please

Unknown Speaker 2:39:07 You don't know why'd you know you shouldn't have stayed? I tried to warn you just to say.

Unknown Speaker 2:39:57 Now's a good one, Matt. That's Matt's favorite. It's so fucking annoying.

Unknown Speaker 2:40:02 Now I get to fucking dress up as Smokey the fucking bear for the afternoon. Are you sick aside in 100 degree fucking he shot the guy in the neck with an arrow that was on fire. She missed.

Unknown Speaker 2:40:16 She shot him in the neck was she tried to shoot him in the head

Unknown Speaker 2:40:20 or like an app? So you see that target he has in his mouth. So he's a it's a sword swallower. Okay, so he had the target in his mouth attached to like a sword and she was supposed to hit that target she missed and hit him right in the fucking clavicle. Hey, bows lie pops and arrows in the neck.

Unknown Speaker 2:40:40 I'm not sure if it is a compliment that people prefer when we have guests. No, I really I really like your show as long as you guys aren't on it.