The ABCs of the Alphabet

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a weekend of telling stories for an internet livestream way back in 2004... shane

bugbee hosts with co-hosts doug mesner & amy stocky. the concept was to do a radio show without the need of a specific topic or guest to lean upon, this was meant to mock talk radio shows who have to cling to topics rather than the talk, the story, the communication to a listener... this was to practice and strengthen the art of telling a story as well as create a 30 min radio show for an internet radiostation and podcast.

Transcripts with timestamps to the right of the speaker are fully auto-generated and unconfirmed by manual effort.

Letter A

Unknown Speaker  00:00

Whoo ha ha AEC see Isaac is it oh so sad because I will see you soon as they decide so so the idea girls will all join together on the letter D ea, ea. T. Do you do at the end of

Unknown Speaker  00:37

the day di, di di Di Di, di you are gifted

Unknown Speaker  00:49

Thank you. Jay Jay. Jay, Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay, Jay. Jay, you

Unknown Speaker  01:15

a good day

Shane Bugbee  01:46

Hello, let's put that on pause. Dog. Yes. Can't even hear you. Try it again. Okay. Oh, there we are. Very good. Amy. Hello. I can barely hear you.

Amy Bugbee  02:04

Hello, hello.

Shane Bugbee  02:06

Didn't I teach you how to talk in the mic?

Amy Bugbee  02:09

I'm talking right into it. All right.

Shane Bugbee  02:12

We're reprised privacy. I wrote prettier. How do you say that? Reprising Yeah. We're reenacting our roles in the 911 broadcast right now. Refusing to talk.

Doug Misicko  02:28

Now I did last time remember your rights here.

Shane Bugbee  02:33

So what we're going to do is 26 half hour shows. And the only thing we have to go on is they're all going to start with the letter A or B or C, something like

Amy Bugbee  02:45

that, an order of the alphabet.

Shane Bugbee  02:48

And we we wrote down lists of things and we talked about doing for an hour show and bands that start with the letter A or B or C we really don't have a name but the alphabet show the alphabet show Doug says the ABCs of hate that you know how typical Phil? Phil how your brother would be disappointed.

Doug Misicko  03:08

Yeah, he probably worried so difficult. Yeah.

Shane Bugbee  03:12

What was the best thing about meeting him? It's expected

Doug Misicko  03:15

it should be the ABCs without w is our world is a world without

Shane Bugbee  03:20

W What do you mean without W?

Doug Misicko  03:24

You know they call the president? W

Shane Bugbee  03:27

our world is dominated by W but it wasn't

Amy Bugbee  03:32

speaking of a asphalts stripe CD out.

Shane Bugbee  03:36

No, no. We're talking Hey, now see? See asshole. animosity, aggravation.

Doug Misicko  03:43

And then sub phallic. Oh, hey, that's my favorite a word that

Shane Bugbee  03:47

you can get the fuck out.

Doug Misicko  03:48

No means born without a brain.

Shane Bugbee  03:50

Really? What does that word again? And then so phallic. Now you're gonna start a school.

Doug Misicko  03:54

It's like Joe Coleman's Jr. You know, the kids with the clap sets and little jars and shit.

Amy Bugbee  03:59

Happened to Princess?

Doug Misicko  04:01

Pickled babies. Wow. So

Shane Bugbee  04:02

that is what happened to Princess kid. And a phallic Jelic

Amy Bugbee  04:06

born without a brain.

Doug Misicko  04:07

Oh, really? Do you smoke crack?

Shane Bugbee  04:09

Was that the name of a death song? A brain

Doug Misicko  04:14

couldn't tell you. But what does it what does that again and then so phallic. And I said a phallic? Yeah.

Shane Bugbee  04:21

I got it. Well, we're onto another one.

Doug Misicko  04:23

making up words. Doug's just fucking with true word medical.

Shane Bugbee  04:28

Yeah. So hey, good stories. John. Dawg. You gotta get stories about NFL Vladik.

Doug Misicko  04:35

I never met, but if anybody's willing to sell me one.

Shane Bugbee  04:39

Is that a pickle punk? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah. born without a brain. Wow.

Amy Bugbee  04:43

Maybe that's what Joe Coleman had was princes son.

Doug Misicko  04:48

And you can say that to people and they will know what you're talking about. You can say what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you anencephalic

Shane Bugbee  04:55

just gonna say you're a fucking asshole. That starts with a yeah And I love the asshole. Okay, Amy and Amy, my favorite a word of off, Amy. Beautiful, Amy. You're sweet. Remember when I first met Amy? On the streets of Chicago, she was running to the streets angry looking for a mad fix. zactly something like that.

Amy Bugbee  05:23

Have you heard that in a commercial recently? No. So angry.

Doug Misicko  05:27

Angry.

Shane Bugbee  05:28

But you know, I told earlier good story. I think about something about Angel we said was we started talking about the idea of doing the show. And I said, Well, Doug, you know, we can talk about anything at all. And I said, I knew this escort girl who had came, we were hanging out after one of her first experiences as an escort. And she had told told me that the gentleman had requested a finger up the ass. A S. and, you know, she thought she was freaked out by it. But when she pulled out her finger, there's a piece of corn on it. And so I don't know if she eat it. No, I you know what? She I don't know. Maybe if she higly I paid extra she may have that's why she was so filled out. But um, you know, when she told me the story, I sort of laughed I said, Well, maybe she get yourself a pair of rubber gloves. Be prepared for the work, you know that you're doing, pretend you're milking a cow, or whatever, and just go at it, get the rubber gloves on, and, you know, go to town and these people, she was really disgusted by the it wasn't the act of sticking the finger up the ash. She thought the guy was weird. But it was the part of pulling the piece of corn out on her finger. And it just felt there.

Amy Bugbee  06:41

She must have been really digging around in there because it's really hard to grip on to stuff when you're in there.

Doug Misicko  06:48

Or maybe it was sitting right at the rim you never know.

Amy Bugbee  06:51

Must have been Yeah. Or she had really long fingernails or something. She

Shane Bugbee  06:54

also said that it was common and a lot of the girls that worked at that trade said it was common that guys did not wash and had really they were dirty and a lot of the girls had figured that was they were clean for the wives but they got dirty down there for the girls because it was like a humiliating act almost. You know, you have to go down I mean for 200 bucks, and it's nice and dirty and sweaty.

Doug Misicko  07:18

And I guess that's the reason to do it.

Amy Bugbee  07:20

Well, I gotta get anal story. Oh, okay. One time. I stuck a candle in the skies. But

Shane Bugbee  07:32

I love this story. I've heard it before. Usually when Amy tells me the story, I have my pants down and we're in bed and it's romantic. And I say tell me a story about your past.

Doug Misicko  07:40

Was he asleep? No, no, he

Amy Bugbee  07:42

was right away.

Shane Bugbee  07:43

This is a good story. Okay, take your pants off if you wanted to get right all right.

Amy Bugbee  07:47

So so this guy started getting into you know, having his ass worked. And so I had gone to this candle shop and gotten all these long pillar candles.

Shane Bugbee  08:00

Hold on. Well, I mean in chocolate. Doug just looked at me like it was me. explaining it was I do like my ass work. Okay.

Doug Misicko  08:09

Your boy you're eating nutty chocolate, I realized

Amy Bugbee  08:12

was a born again Christian. I once dated. Okay, so he really like to have the ass worked.

Doug Misicko  08:19

He was he born again at the time and still getting the password. Oh, yeah.

Amy Bugbee  08:24

He I think he thought he could convert me. So. But look who what really happened, you know? So anyway, so I get these pillar candles and I'm sticking it in his ass, you know, in and out in and out. And of course, his ass is really hot. And oh,

Doug Misicko  08:40

do you mean hot looking? No. I mean, it was frictions creating heat,

Amy Bugbee  08:45

heat. Yes. And the candle starts to get really soft. And so I'm thinking, Ah, it'll be cool. It'll be cool. And all of a sudden,

Doug Misicko  08:53

it was cool. All that out.

Amy Bugbee  08:57

The candle was gone. It was just the wick. It all broke up and inside of them. And I didn't tell them or anything. I just had to go eat poop it out later, but it probably had to go to the doctor for that. No, I'm sure it came right out.

Doug Misicko  09:15

I don't know. I've never had a foreign object in my ass though. But I saw in Jackass dude stuck a little car up his ass and then he went to the doctor and got the X ray. Did you see that? And they told him it wouldn't come out on its own.

Amy Bugbee  09:32

Well, that's I mean, candle wax is gonna just ooze out when you poop dog think I gotta

Shane Bugbee  09:37

ask. All right. Well, I've never had grass worked.

Doug Misicko  09:41

I just I don't know. I don't know.

Shane Bugbee  09:44

You can say you don't like unless you've tried it.

Doug Misicko  09:46

I guess I guess you guys perhaps Perhaps you ever thought about it now?

Shane Bugbee  09:54

Sweaty down below thinking about it.

Doug Misicko  09:55

Now if it did I do it but it hasn't. So I haven't you know,

Shane Bugbee  09:59

there's the process. stayed up there.

Doug Misicko  10:01

This right here. Male G spot.

Shane Bugbee  10:03

And I would have to agree with that

Amy Bugbee  10:06

a gay man told me that before.

Shane Bugbee  10:09

I said I would have to agree with that. Then you have to say next right about a gay man once told me and now I'm looking at you again. Exactly. Doug's given me the one brown eyes got

Amy Bugbee  10:18

it was a gay guy. Another

Shane Bugbee  10:20

fucking beat your fucking Scullin like a goddamn white man. Where I live radio. I just told the whole email group to join in another gay man. That

Amy Bugbee  10:32

was gay guy. DJ Oh, you know who used to date was Daniel Day Lewis. Anyway,

Shane Bugbee  10:39

we'll save that for DS tune in in a couple weeks when Amy tells you about Daniel Day Lewis get his ass worked. Yeah.

Amy Bugbee  10:45

I was having a after hours breakfast with some gay guys at this restaurant. And the guy was telling me how men really love to get their prostate massaged, and that it makes them have bigger and better orgasms. And so you know, I was like, Hey, I've got to try this out. And it was true all you could feel it. You could feel the prostate getting bigger and bigger, the more excited the guy got and then when you know they shot, you know, it would get real big and then it would shrink back down again. You know, it was weird. It's weird.

Doug Misicko  11:18

Night Well, I hear a legend in urban legend that old men you know, of course they need to get their prostate worked or else they get prostate cancer. No, if you stop shooting loads sick pulls up in your prostate and that's why old men get prostate cancer. Oh, really? Yeah, but friend of mine Monty claims that if you go to a general practitioner when you're an old man, they'll put on the rubber gloves jerk you off. And tickle work your ass their finger. Oh, he claims I just don't think I don't know.

Shane Bugbee  11:52

It feels therapeutic to me. I don't know.

Doug Misicko  11:54

i Yeah, it was a fucking thankless job, I would think but

Shane Bugbee  11:58

Oh yeah. I got I wouldn't go to a doctor. I mean, I'd head for the Bunny Ranch. That's why if that were the case, I'd be paying some fucking hooker 300 bucks an hour to work my fucking prostate. Okay. I got to be some old man going to the doctor for that. If you're going to pay someone pay a hooker.

Amy Bugbee  12:16

I guess that's my doctors make the big bucks.

Shane Bugbee  12:20

That's man you can if you can pay enough for that.

Doug Misicko  12:24

Ashcroft.

Shane Bugbee  12:25

You think they make Ooh. Hey, speaking of Ashcraft nice t shirt. You got their fellow?

Doug Misicko  12:31

Why thank you. It's a John Ashcroft. Doug drew a

Shane Bugbee  12:35

really cool t shirt. He's an artist, a fine artist. I like to call him but and you know, his talent is he can draw and he's got one eye. That's, you know, non joking.

Doug Misicko  12:46

How do I do it with just one I don't know. You stick.

Shane Bugbee  12:48

You see, he sticks the pen in the bad eye. And he draws with his head. That's the great thing about Doug.

Amy Bugbee  12:53

You're not joking that he does that he does have one eye

Shane Bugbee  12:56

but I'm not joking. But I'm just teasing Doug. He's a good Irish just because he's a smart kid. But Doug recently sat down and did a nice t shirt that we're going to be selling on three ring radio.com and evil now.com and dis genex.com and horror of horror.com We're all gonna sell the shirt. And it says dog.

Doug Misicko  13:15

Fuck John Ashcroft. Right.

Shane Bugbee  13:18

And it has a really cool drawing of John Ashcroft on it. And so you brought up Ashcroft that's a beautiful a. He's, you know what, that's the song we should be playing.

Amy Bugbee  13:29

You got to play

Doug Misicko  13:30

the ego. So you're listening to it all day. Like,

Shane Bugbee  13:36

I love the song. It's one of my favorite of all time songs.

Doug Misicko  13:40

I heard he wrote songs I wrote about it before, I think he's even been on late night shows.

Shane Bugbee  13:44

Well, let me tell you, I played this song almost a year ago. And I've been playing it for about nine months now. Okay, so when you see it in the new movie, what's the guy's name? Michael Moore. All right, right. He's related to the guy in the process.

Doug Misicko  14:04

Right Robert? grimston. Robert,

Shane Bugbee  14:06

right hey, they're related if you didn't know that, but anyway, we're gonna get on to that with the PS Ashcroft. This great song and I'm gonna play it I think in a second I'm gonna find it on the computer and play it as craft as craft the parlor. That's the point I'm making. As craft. I just

Doug Misicko  14:26

got to add I think is craft is the worst fucking thing to ever happen all of us. I don't know what you do is such a scourge on the planet, but

Shane Bugbee  14:36

I'm with you, man. I mean, I think the tanks will be rolling down the street after this next election.

Doug Misicko  14:42

We're Focht now they're talking permanent Patriot Act.

Shane Bugbee  14:45

Right we're fucked in the ass with like ask crowd isn't asked. Right. I don't have I mean Bush put him in office though.

Doug Misicko  14:53

Do you pointed him he pointed all the losers as as Croft last elections Senator in Michigan Spence Abraham last fuckin election gets appointed head of the department of energy

Shane Bugbee  15:06

here it's playing right now I can't turn it down below me stop this. See that was as craft sorry go ahead I'm sorry.

Doug Misicko  15:20

Oh no that's fine yes Croft was singing the world standstill and Ashcroft sings

Shane Bugbee  15:28

as Croft is a real fucking cunt.

Doug Misicko  15:30

He's like Nero. He'll be singing is the American empire burns,

Shane Bugbee  15:34

who's Nero?

Doug Misicko  15:35

He's the Roman Empire. Roman Emperor. He was supposed to have been standing outside singing while the Empire burned. Fucking hedge and De Niro

Shane Bugbee  15:44

hanging with dog is like hanging with the goddamn teacher in my head starts to hurt after a while. And you're, I thought you were talking about Robert De Niro. I was like, oh, yeah, huh? What movie was that? Doug, that's why Doug comes down all the way from Detroit to hang out with a simple folk like me. So I could feel smarter than his friends. Okay. On

Doug Misicko  16:07

the other side of the tracks, right. Yes, neighborhood Shane.

Shane Bugbee  16:13

Yeah, so Ashcroft looks good on that commercial for that Michael Moore movie. Fahrenheit. 911.

Doug Misicko  16:20

Yeah, that was the footage of the same song you got. So what you're saying? Yeah. Okay.

Shane Bugbee  16:25

You want me to play that song? Well, to hear it right now. Go ahead. We got we got 13 minutes. We're doing a half hour show and you should tune in again, wherever you're hearing this on the many stations that will be carrying this wonderful show. What's the name of it again? ABCs. Of Fate fill.

Amy Bugbee  16:43

Fill the alphabet show the

Shane Bugbee  16:45

alphabet show. We're all gonna have our own names after a while Amy's call it the alphabet show. Doug has the name the ABCs of filigree fuckery and I'm calling it yeah, that's my word. fuckery isn't it? Well, you

Doug Misicko  16:59

better go

Shane Bugbee  17:01

motherfucker bitch fuckery is my word motherfucker. My word motherfucker and

Doug Misicko  17:05

using dumb factory but fuckery to describe time foolery and you know grab ass what?

Shane Bugbee  17:11

Listen, you fucking cunt. I've been using fuckery for 20 years. When you were still sucking your mama's tip when I was sucking your mama's tip before you are round by the use of fuckery motherfucker all right in all fuckery Yeah, that's my name of the show pure fuckery letter fuckery something okay. I'm gonna play John Ashcroft for you actuals as a play playing Doug Doug Hello. I don't know All right, I'm gonna figure out how to do this. And by shozy We're gonna have this shit taken care of

Unknown Speaker  18:01

to Golden Golden's.

Unknown Speaker  18:02

Oh

Unknown Speaker  18:10

oh hi cheese never saw before Oh,

Unknown Speaker  18:18

from rocky coast to Golden shores.

Unknown Speaker  18:21

Oh, let the mighty Eagles service healing pleadings

Unknown Speaker  18:37

as the land beneath her sings.

Unknown Speaker  18:39

Only God love other kings. Let the mighty Eagles oh, oh.

Unknown Speaker  18:59

This country's far too young. She's still got to live

Unknown Speaker  19:06

with God. No other kings. Let the mighty Eagles Oh

Unknown Speaker  19:20

no, she's cried a bit for what we've put her

Unknown Speaker  19:23

through. She soared

Unknown Speaker  19:27

above the lifted lamp. Guard sweet freedoms though. In the dues the dance the watch fires of a nation torn by Whoa.

Unknown Speaker  19:41

She's far too young to die. You can see it in her eyes. She's not yet begun to fly. It's time to let mighty Eagles the

Unknown Speaker  19:55

Eagles saw Oh Oh like she's never saw before Oh, from

Unknown Speaker  20:06

rocky coast to Golden shores

Unknown Speaker  20:09

Oh, let the mighty Eagles service healing wanes

Unknown Speaker  20:24

as the land beneath her says things only God

Unknown Speaker  20:32

no other key things. Let them mighty soul Oh,

Shane Bugbee  20:43

you've got to love the fucking John Ashcroft. I love him.

Unknown Speaker  20:52

God loves them. Yeah,

Shane Bugbee  20:55

that was a good song. You know you love it, Amy.

Doug Misicko  20:57

Oh yeah. You see sung man at a press conference? Yeah,

Shane Bugbee  21:02

you know the better a look at my list of A's is addiction.

Doug Misicko  21:08

Never had one. Not at all. Not that I can think of.

Shane Bugbee  21:13

I would have to say um, if I were to label you have one addiction it would be pissy All right.

Amy Bugbee  21:23

You know, you're never supposed to speak of that.

Shane Bugbee  21:25

No, I mean, I didn't speak of anything but his love of pussy. Doug has a fondness of policy and he's very obsessed. They're not around with that is good. You know? Nothing wrong with that at all.

Doug Misicko  21:36

Yeah, get can get counterproductive at times. I would have a fucking Empire by now. Right? Right. I mean, he has too much fucking time.

Shane Bugbee  21:44

I can't. That's no joke. He brings fucking girls over all the time. Anytime we're doing work now. And when I spoke about this 24 hour show or this 911 show last year on September 11. We did the first 24 hour internet radio broadcast. Yes, we are three internet celebrities. Well, we did the first 24 hour internet radio show. We did. It's documented. The first right? Yeah, you can't listen to we're history bitch. You're talking to Brian fucking Franklin right now. Okay. And Betsy Ross over here. We're history

Amy Bugbee  22:25

Dolly Madison,

Shane Bugbee  22:26

Dolly Madison. All right.

Doug Misicko  22:29

You're driving it something like that? I was. Yeah. What? Addiction?

Shane Bugbee  22:35

Oh, yeah. Right. Not history. Right. Right. Addiction though. I have as you can see from my Rotunda bill, I have a lot of addictions, not just food. But I really love weed. I love weed like a fucking heroin addict loves heroin.

Doug Misicko  22:52

I haven't seen you smoke. I've been here all week.

Shane Bugbee  22:54

I don't have any motherfucker going nuts about it. You know, I break. I got a friend who makes it or is he's involved in the pipe trade glass pipes, right? And he'll send me he'll send me like 30 glass pipes, like five $10 apiece, piece or whatever, I'll smoke out of them. And when they get good and resonant, I smash them and open them up and scrape the rosin. And I mean, ami freaks out because I am a real fucking I've got a real bad addiction to weed when it's weird to have an addiction to weed like others have for cocaine or heroin or something, but I really do. But I wouldn't have it for any other drug. I don't have it for cocaine. I wouldn't. I'd have a really, I guess I have a very hardcore, addictive personality. So it's easy for me to become I can't say cocaine or heroin. I guess I probably would grab on to anything I could. I'm just addicted to getting high. I like to get fucked up. We saw this great movie with Madonna or something as this guy. We're flipping channels. It was great one night and this guy drops to his knees because I fucking knee these

Unknown Speaker  23:59

things. cocaine, alcohol, mocking me these days.

Shane Bugbee  24:05

And it was so great to listen. I'm like, I came in the room and I'm like, I fucking know how you feel. Dude, I fucking need these things. I need these things. Oh, it was loud.

Doug Misicko  24:17

Sounds good. I think I'll take one up. And addiction. Well, you need like fun. Yeah. Well, sounds like it gives your life meaning.

Shane Bugbee  24:25

You don't want it almost does. The drugs you feel like they need you. It's like a It's almost like a stalker kind of love. I know that weed loves me.

Doug Misicko  24:33

It's a symbiotic relationship feed off, man. And it's more than

Shane Bugbee  24:36

the ritual of it smoking Amy talked about the ritual of smoking is setting up the bong and

Doug Misicko  24:41

walking around naked with a doll blade. No. Okay,

Amy Bugbee  24:44

you're gonna have to do a whole half hour on weed for Wu.

Shane Bugbee  24:48

No, we'll split it up. It'll get boring that we only got five minutes left. How

Amy Bugbee  24:51

long is your song? Two minutes and 44 seconds. So

Shane Bugbee  24:54

we've only got a couple of minutes left but addiction. What a bitch. It can be fun at times. It's Only bad addictions are really only bad when you don't have the drug to fill the addiction. When you don't have the pussy. You that's the only time it's bad the addiction is great when you got girls willing to come down for 24 hours show and be locked into a room for 24 hours without you know that it's it's fun when you have you know those things to come for you. And when you don't it's bad.

Amy Bugbee  25:21

It's not good from the outside looking in whether you have them or not. What do you mean when you look at me being addicted? Yeah, when you're smoking tons of weed or when I've seen drug addicts doing dope and stuff. It's just it's not attractive.

Doug Misicko  25:36

Oh, even when I should be writing an article or drawing a picture and I get the call says come on over. All right. The booty call? Yeah, the booty call. I'm on call.

Shane Bugbee  25:50

Here that ladies. That's Doug Ed. Pussy. I'm call on call. Dick. What's your website? Again? Dis Genex. Yeah, ladies, I'm telling you. This dude has a trail of fucking pussy. And he takes two or three of them out at a time. No fucking shit. Okay, oh, I'm good. Breaking the guy cut. Oh. Oh, that was your brother. Sorry. Notice he's not saying anything. But Amy, you were saying how gross it looks. It is for me. It's beautiful. When I inhale that weed, it's like butterflies open up.

Amy Bugbee  26:27

You know, I love to smoke weed as much as the next person but I can take it or leave it. I mean, there's days when maybe I have a bad day and I think oh man, I'd really like to get stoned. And I do love the ritual of filling the bong and smoking the bong or rolling a joint you know stuff like that. I love the smell of weed. But if I don't have it, I don't care. I mean, I've been smoking weed for more than 20 years now. You know, so?

Shane Bugbee  26:53

Yeah, but you suck it down like an attic until it's gone. When it's gone. You seem to act like it's okay. Or whatever. It's cool, but I've heard you say I could use a fucking weed right now. Sure I can fucking use a joint was sometimes.

Amy Bugbee  27:07

Exactly that sometimes I have a bad day I come home. I think Man,

Shane Bugbee  27:10

y'all get on your knees.

Unknown Speaker  27:11

I need these things. You know what

Amy Bugbee  27:13

I've known so many addicts throughout my life. My parents were addicts to cigarettes and stuff. My sister was an addict. Everyone I know everyone I've been surrounded with as an addict. So I've never been addicted

Doug Misicko  27:25

for a timeframe I smoked weed regularly for I pain. But when the pain went away and stopped smoking it

Shane Bugbee  27:33

it was a good medicine for you. Yeah, well addictions get bad because you really need so much I know with weed. I can't just get a joint and smoke if I get an eighth. I fucking smoke that thing in a night and I wake up the next morning I'm grumpy motherfucker because I don't have anymore and I can go through about an ounce a week. That's about 200 bucks a week.

Amy Bugbee  27:56

When we used to buy ounces every week Shane would get down to about an eighth and then he'd be really angry and mean

Shane Bugbee  28:03

oh god she's setting up the goddamn divorce thing right now she's gonna call these

Amy Bugbee  28:07

we didn't cover abuse the other a word

28:09  Shane Bugbee

Oh god. Good thing we only have a minute left. That song is not getting played. Well, what's the name of the song public assist to play that for pee pee P we'll play it for p so you don't get disappointed too much. Abuse, real good. You wanna fit abuse into a minute and a half? Go for it. Mic’s yours.

28:29  Amy Bugbee

Oh no, no. No thanks. Abuse. Y’know, it’s just something that happens.

28:35 Doug Misicko 

It can be an addiction, too.

28:43 Shane Bugbee 

Yes, it can be.

28:45 Doug Misicko 

But I think more often the person getting abused is addicted to it.

28:52 Shane Bugbee 

Yeah, sometimes I think it’s a two way street, but that’s just...

28:58 Doug Misicko 

...Or at least just as often.

29:00 Shane Bugbee

Just as we got literally a minute that's a real hot wanted to talk about in a minute. And you know what, it's it goes back and forth. And you know what it really depends. Sometimes it's a product of your environment and your circumstances and your lack of cash. And sometimes you Dick It's hard when you're beaten on someone. And that's what separates the characters that are going on. Me and Amy have had our problems, but I could tell you, my dick doesn't get hard when I'm arguing with her and shit shrivels inside me.

Amy Bugbee  29:11

I guess we can talk more about it for D domestic violence.

Shane Bugbee  29:15

D I wanted to talk all about my dink deck. My dork could talk about that for my hog. The problem with

Amy Bugbee  29:23

abuse though is you got 20 seconds they don't ever treat like there's all these things for battered women but there's nothing for the men who are by

Shane Bugbee  29:30

everybody. We've got 20 seconds Amy Thank you. This Gen x.com horror of horror.com and evil now.com my consent feiyr.com and three ring radio.com Goodbye everybody the ABCs of abuse next week be. That was great. Yeah well I think it's gonna go great

Letter B

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Letter C

Unknown Speaker  00:02

things that start with C. Who cares about other things? C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. Oh, go get go get go get a start with C. O. C is for group. That's good enough for me. C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. C is for group that's good enough for me. Oh cookie cookie cookies starts with C. You know what are? A round cookie with one bite out of it looks like a C. Round donut with one bite out of it also looks like a C. But it is not good as a cookie. And the moon sometimes looks like a C but you can't eat that. So C is for cookie. That's good enough. That's good enough for cookie cookie cookies. Go get go get cookies

Shane Bugbee  01:24

you know, you ever wonder why farts are funny? I wonder. Anyway, this is an ABC kind of show. Okay. And this This show is C and my name is Shane. And you could find out more about me on mycuntsonfire or evilnow.com Mycuntsonfire.com, uh, clubhate.com, threeringradio.com. I'm here with my lovely wife, Amy. Thewhoreofhorror.com. And our acquaintance. I don't know if I'm gonna call him a friend yet. Doug. Doug MiSeq noise is I think, how do you say the last name? Messner. Missy. You know, I don't even know this guy's last name. So that's why I say his acquaintance. Doug Messner.

Amy Bugbee  01:53

That's me.

Shane Bugbee  01:54

And our acquaintance. I don't know if I'm gonna call him a friend yet. Doug. Doug [unintelligible] is I think, how do you say the last name?

Doug Misicko 02:04

Mesner.

Shane Bugbee 02:05 Mes-- Mesi--. You know, I don't even know this guy's last name. So that's why I say he's an acquaintance. Doug Mesner.

Amy Bugbee  02:17

Do we need to start again?

Shane Bugbee 02:19

Should we?

Doug Misicko  02:20

No, no, no.

Shane Bugbee  02:21

No, I mean, I've already broken the guy, called him everything else. Mesner, it's his Nazi name. He's actually got Jew blood in him and doesn't want you to know that his last name is s-k-y and not s-k-i. But, Doug, does dysgenics.com He doesn't really do anything with it. It's a cool domain name, he has about five seconds with the reading on there, but the guy has like books and books written.

Doug Misicko  02:45

you know I'm not HTML savvy. And I don't get to a computer very often.

Shane Bugbee  02:50

Blame it on your addiction. If you miss 'the A show' go back and find out what Doug's A addiction is, his addiction is, and find out why Doug can't get his work done.

Doug Misicko  03:01

A is for addiction. Not for what I'm addicted to?

Shane Bugbee 03:05

Right. But we're on C.

Doug Misicko 03:06

Cuz,I don't want people to speculate. Okay.

Shane Bugbee  03:08

And we started this C show with the great one of the greatest songs of my childhood. C is for Cookie. Cookie, Amy, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C. my wife makes fucking kick ass cookies. Really good. It's so good. I probably gained about 50 pounds over it. And I tell her family you know you're lucky she's with me. Because I'm I'm the one jumping on all the fucking cookie landmines she's laying down. I'm the one that's gonna die in five years from heart disease. And it's all thanks to Amy's cookies. They're good though. That's a tested that's a testament to how good our cookies are. I will be dead have diabetes and heart disease. Well before my...Well, I'm asking for it. But you know-- r

Amy Bugbee  03:51

but they're super healthy. The got unenriched flour, unbleached.

Doug Misicko  03:57

they're better than cannibalism.

Shane Bugbee  03:59

I don't know about that partner.

Doug Misicko 04:00

I don't know.

Shane Bugbee 04:01

Well, you're right. human meat is poisoned. Gross. Sick fucking I hate human beings.

Doug Misicko  04:06

You'd never do it?

Shane Bugbee 04:08

Just because they're disgusting creatures.

Doug Misicko 04:10

C is for cannibalism.

Shane Bugbee  04:10

I mean, let, let amy talk about cookies though--

Doug Misicko 04:14

All right.

Shane Bugbee 04:15

--before we jump into canabalism. I wouldn't. I don't think I'd eat humans because they're just I don't really want to hang out with them. They're filth. Amy. Cookies.

Amy Bugbee  04:22

Cookies. I love cookies.

Shane Bugbee 04:24

Come on.

Amy Bugbee 04:24

I love to bake cookies. I bake all kinds of cookies.

Shane Bugbee  04:29

Got any good cookie recipes right off the top of your fucking noggin? She's got some secrets and she gets pissed in the kitchen that people fucking watch when she makes stuff.

Amy Bugbee  04:38

Yeah, I gotta hide stuff behind things when people are in there.

Doug Misicko 04:40

C for kitchen!

Shane Bugbee  04:42

Yeah, or C for fucking cunt.

Amy Bugbee  04:46

I don't know I got some good sugar cookies, but I'm not giving out the recipe offhand.

Shane Bugbee  04:51

Or you make a good Laci Peterson. What is it called? Lavender--

Amy Bugbee  04:53

Lavende r Cookies. Those are pretty good.

Shane Bugbee  04:56

Do we have that recipe available?

Amy Bugbee  04:58

I could go get it.

Doug Misicko 05:00

What's it have to do with Laci Peterson?

Shane Bugbee  05:01

It's her recipe.

Amy Bugbeee 05:02

It's her favorite cookie.

Shane Bugbee 05:03

You know what? We will go get it when we play a song. We're gonna play a song, Amy is gonna go get that Laci Peterson recipe when we play a song. You're gonna love the recipe. Lacey Okay, here's the deal with the lacI Peterson lavender cookie recipe. When you wrote to Scott Peterson before he was in any kind of contemptuous situation,

Doug Misicko  05:24

I guess in case anybody doesn't know Laci Peterson was murdered--

Shane Bugbee 05:26

Right.

Doug Misicko 05:28

--and her husband Scott Peterson is blamed. She was pregnant at the time.

Shane Bugbee  05:32

Wow you should have your own radio show, Doug, because I assume people know about murders--

Doug Misicko 05:36

Well you never know.

Shane Bugbee 05:37

--like you assume people know about fucking brainless kids and that kind of asinine word. Check 'the A show'.

Doug Misicko  05:42

Anencephallic.

Shane Bugbee  05:45

But, Laci Peterson, I guess made this wicked lavender cookie, and her family when you sent in a donation or condolence or something for her death. They would send you back her lavender cookie recipe-

Doug Misicko 05:58

Oh.

Shane Bugbeee 05:59

-with a purple and white ribbon. To remember Lacey and her--D-...hr killed her. I'm looking for a C word. That cunt. You know they sent a--Connard! That's the kid's name--Ah 'C'. Yeah, Doug, you mix me up here, Doug. I'm shaking up here.

Doug Misicko 06:23

How'd I do that?

Shane Bugbee 06:24 You explained who Lacey Peterson was.

Doug Misicko 06:25

Oh, okay.

Amy Bugbee  06:26

Let's get back to cannibalism.

Shane Bugbee  06:29

Cookies. Lavender cookies. We're gonna get the recipe after a song. Cannibalism, exactly. I don't think I'd eat human flesh just because they're sick fucking people. I'd eat maybe someone like you, I'd make you into a jerky? Because you live a good lifestyle. You're a vegetarian mainly, a little fish. We have a healthy lifestyle. So that kind of meat I would think about. You're a little lean, but I think would make a good jerky.

Doug Misicko  06:52

I'm honored. Shane would eat me. You know?

Shane Bugbee 06:54

Dead? Dead, motherfucker, dead. Motherfucker.

Doug Misicko  06:55

Right, right. Right, right. I mean, so I transcend the average filth though at least.

Shane Bugbee  07:01

Well you do. You're healthy. You healthy live healthy. I mean, myself. I know I'd be a good piece of meat because this gut I have. It's gotta be $100,000 Man. I eat really fucking nice food. Good shit.

Doug Misicko  07:13

I hear we compare favorably to pork.

Amy Bugbee 07:16

That's what they say.

Shane Bugbee  07:17

long pork? Isn't that the name for human flesh? Long pig.

Doug Misicko 07:22

Hm, could be?

Shane Bugbee 07:22

Long pig. That's it long pig. Sorry.

Doug Misicko  07:24

I thought one of the interesting anthropological facts about cannibalism is tribes will either eat their own or they'll eat their enemy. They never do both.

Shane Bugbee 07:34

Really?

Doug Misicko 07:35

Yeah. We've never found tribe that does both. They either eat out of respect or they eat out of hate. They don't eat out of respect and hate.

Amy Bugbee 07:43

Interesting.

Shane Bugbee  07:43

That's, that's interesting. I can see Eating out of hate.

Amy Bugbee  07:46

Well, I always say if, um, if it got to a point in the world where there weren't grocery stores to go buy meat at. I'd become a cannibal because I could much more easily kill another human being then I could go out and kill a deer or rabbit because I like animals. But I could go out and kill people no problem and eat 'em.

Doug Misicko  08:06

Oh fuck, I do it for a midnight snack. When it was coming to be y2k, and they're saying everything was going to shut down I thought 'Fuck it'll take two hours for him out resorting to cannibalism,' you know?

Shane Bugbee  08:19

I don't know though because I probably just turned to veggies. I'd probably start you know, pulling bark off the trees and I don't want to...I'm not saying I couldn't slaughter animals or something. I just don't think I think it would just be more practical to eat what's in my backyard. I wouldn't necessarily want to hunt because I'd still want to create or paint on the cave walls or do something like that where I...I don't know.

Doug Misicko  08:42

Stalingrad. During World War Two. The provisions were cut off. Nazis were surrounding the city. They weren't getting any food, any resources. I guess, cannibalism, There's black market human meat being sold.

Shane Bugbee 08:54

Really?

Doug Misicko 08:54

Yeah. And they had like, you know, like anti cannibal vigilante forces, you know?

Shane Bugbee 09:00

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what I have heard stories about? I have some family and they were Chicago cops. And they tell these really gruesome stories and, you know, they would say 'oh, you're into serial killers. That's nothing.' And I'm like, 'Oh, really?' And they go, 'Oh, man. These fucking projects'--Cabrini Green. 'C'. One of the most infamous housing projects. The star of Candyman, Clive--. Clive Barker. Hey, Clive, we can do him in 'C' the star of his movie. Candyman, Clive Barker, Cabrini Green. Wow. Three C's. I wonder if Clive had that intentionally?

Amy Bugbee 09:34

You never know.

Shane Bugbee 09:37

Oh, I'm getting spooked by C. Um. My point is the guy told me a story about how they'd go through the projects. And they'd see that folks there would have a barbecue pit in their tub. Like they put grates and the stove in the tub. And they'd roast up people. Babies, mainly. Like, these folks would have babies and they'd roast them up to eat.

Doug Misicko 10:00

And when was this? What time period?

Shane Bugbee 10:01 And this is a Chicago Cop. This is a Chicago cop. You go down and look at the--

Amy Bugbee 10:04

Now.

Shan Bugbee 10:04

--the photos. If you go, they keep photo archives of all this at the-- What's that called? The--

Amy Bugbee 10:09 The Historical Society?

Shane Bugbee 10:10

Historical Society. And you can...this is in police records. This is not a shit story. I mean, this is coming from a Chicago cop, a real dude and a real good guy. And he's telling me these stories. I think he was doing it in a way to try to give me the real...keep me in the real about serial killers and shit like that. He thought I was like, I was making an idol of serial killers. And that's not my angle. You know, I'm not--. I don't make idols of that shit. But his story was true. To the point of I remember him telling me he had photos. Maybe he showed us photos and stuff like this. And it just that's what he talked about. In the projects, they'd eat their own. They need the kids and--.

Amy Bugbee  10:52

Waste not, want not

Shane Bugbee 10:53

Yeah.

Doug Misicko  10:54

Chikatilo. Cannibal. See.

Shane Bugbee 10:56

Oh! I love him.

Doug Misicko 10:57

Yeah. He's a Russian too. The Russians are fucked up on cannibalism.

Shane Bugbee  11:01

He's good serial killer. I remember being in Austin, Texas, right before that Butthole Surfers thing and I made a stencil of his head because he was just making the news and I was spray painting all over the town. Chikatilo, you know, just putting his head all over the town.

Doug Misicko  11:13

Yeah that wild fucker, they had to put them in a cage during communism.

Shane Bugbee  11:15

Communism. C. Chikatilo. C. Cannibalism. We are 'C motherfuckers'. CCCP.

Doug Misicko  11:21

Pumping out all the C's.

Amy Bugbee  11:23

I was gonna say we went to Donner park before but that's D but they were cannibals.

Shane Bugbee  11:28

Cannibals they...Cannibals. Yeah, tell him about Donner park, Amy. That was a good story. I liked going there.

Amy Bugbee  11:34

Oh, it was cool. We went there. And we had just seen a documentary about it. So we had all the info. So the lady led us in the museum for free. And she told us that they have reunions there every so often for all the descendants of the Donner party. And they had, when they were rescued, they were rescued a few at a time because they couldn't take them all at once. They had to keep leaving some of the people there. And the last guy that was left there was totally insane. And he just started hacking off the people that were there as arms and legs and eating them and stuff because he just went nuts. And so the descendants of his family at the reunion none of them will wear name tags because they don't want everyone to know.

Doug Misicko  12:10

Oh, like when we went to John Wayne Gacy's gravestone, remember?

Shane Bugbee  12:15

Yeah, his stone. He doesn't have a stone. But you know he's laying next to his mom and dad. You know it because there's a plot there.

Doug Misicko  12:20

Right, unmarked graves.

Shane Bugbee 12:21

Right.

Doug Misicko 12:22

It's a strange idea. Why be buried at all, you know? Why be dressed up to get buried at all?

Shane Bugbee  12:27

I don't understand why he got buried at all. That's such a fuckin' waste.

Amy Bugbee  12:29

Cemetery. 'C.'

Shane Bugbee  12:31

There you go. Yes, cemeteries are for cunts.

Doug Misicko 12:35

Chris. Correct.

Shane Bugbee 12:35 My favorite 'C' is 'cunt' and I just love saying 'cunt'. It used to be a dirty word. It's no longer a dirty word. I think Sex in the City and shows like that used it as shock value and it's, now, it does not upset as many women as it used to five, six--Oh! Remember when we went across the country. C. Cunt-tree. Another C. I have a 'cunt-tree' in my backyard. I have the finest collection of nipples and dried up cunts you'll ever...Next to the Sheriff of Plainfield, anyway. We went across 'cunt-tree'. And I took a wickets. They had these stores in Colorado, and they were called the C store.

Amy Bugbee 13:12

Oh that's right.

Shane Bugbee 13:13

And at that, and at that time, I said 'cunt', and Amy was a little shy. That's you know, she doesn't like vulgarity. She's, she's raised proper. And, you know, the C word was the way I said 'Oh the C's though. That's funny. Fucking take a photo of the C store for all those fucking cunts in your life.'

Amy Bugbee  13:28

Oh we were laughing our heads off about it. What do you think? I was uptight?

Shane Bugbee  13:30

Yeah you were. I'm just--No, I'm not saying you're uptight at all. You're being uptight about being uptight, though. That's that's a fact.

Doug Misicko  13:35

You know, a book was put out called Cunt. I think that really was to the effect of the word because it's like a feminist book.

Shane Bugbee  13:41

You know? You're the only fucking teacher here. You're the only fucking person crackin' spines, buddy. I'm mean the spine of a book, ya puss.

Doug Misicko  13:46

All right, I mean, right. That's great.

Amy Bugbee 13:49

When my dad was also--.

Shane Bugbee  13:50

You also work in Borders. He's gonna-. Every time a 'C word is gonna come up, any word. You know, there was a book called 'demented eggs'. You know book--You work at Borders, man!

Doug Misicko on Black co-workers and cunnilingus

13:58 Doug Misicko 

I used to work with coloreds, and they always talked about cunnilingus.

Shane Bugbee

Oh!

Doug Misicko

They always did, every night, it was the fucking topic. “Did you do it?” Y’know?

14:07 Shane Bugbee

They don’t though, Coloreds don’t eat pussy.

14:08 Doug Misicko

Some of them... It was a big debate. Some of them would talk about...

14:09 Shane Bugbee

No, they don’t!

14:10 Doug Misicko

“Do you eat pussy?” And others would... No, some would say they did, and others would say “Fuck, no!”.

14:13 Shane Bugbee

We’re talking coloreds at the letter c. You’re funny, Doug. No really, I went to I lived in a really black neighbor with a black family for a while. And I was the big deal on the block because I was a white guy and all the girls were real friendly to me. 'Hey,' and it was funny because I was like a younger guy maybe 18 or whatever. And they're trying to get me 40 yards to get me drunk and stuff and I'm like 'what's the deal?' and you know--

Doug Misicko 14:43

He was the white chap? C.

Shane Bugbee 14:44

Yeah, chap chap yeah, C. But the older brother tells me 'Hey, man, they know white guys eat pussy. but us black--us niggas, As he said--niggas we don't eat pussy. A real nigga doesn't eat pussy. And I'm like, really? But it's so nice and 'we don't eat pussy, motherfucker.' That's it. And that's how they were And that's it. When this was a neighborhood where at night you had to get in at night when it got dark, packs of dogs came down the street and chased you to eat you. It was a fucking straight up, fucked up neighborhood. And anyway,

Amy Bugbee  15:13

when my dad was a fireman, and they'd go to a fire and there'd be someone inside they got burned up. They call them 'crispy critters'. That's 'C'.

Shane Bugbee  15:22

Oh man, and Amy used to wake up in the morning with her cornflakes--'C.'--and have to listen to these fucking stories from her dad about 'crispy critters'. 'C' again. You cunt. Not Amy, the cunt. You, the listener are the cunt. Amy is the whore, of horror.

Doug Misicko  15:42

So anyways, back to the cunnilingus. Did the colored girls appreciate this Chicago chap for his cunnilingus Yeah.

Shane Bugbee  15:51

I couldn't I couldn't hang. No, I was too shy. I ran from that shit.

Doug Misicko 15:56

You couldn't chow on that.

Shane Bugbee '15:57

No, I couldn't chow on that. But I did. I do look back on it. Finally--

Doug Misicko  16:01

You couldn't chow the carpet.

Shane Bugbee  16:03

No, I was I was afraid. I was afraid.

Amy Bugbee 16:04

The colored carpet.

Doug Misicko 16:05

Chow the colored carpet.

Shane Bugbee 16:08

I was afraid of the cultural barriers there. I was just afraid. It was a scary thing hanging out the whole black neighborhood, period. So I was, my eyes were wide open freaking out all the fucking time--Cockroaches. And that same house, live in this family in the basement. And the first night I'm there, you know the lights go out and I'm sleeping in the basement on a couch and they put linoleum down it wasn't like a basement basement. It was like a half built basement. And I remember we turn off the light and I woke up in the middle of light, night, light--in the middle of the night. And it looked like the wall was moving. You know, I thought man I was smoking good weed or something. And I turn on the light and the whole fucking wall, it was brown. What is it? Paneling? And it was all covered with cockroaches moving, the whole wall was moving. The next morning I'm freaking out. Holy fuck, but I've got nowhere to go. I'm homeless at this point. You know? So I'm with the colored--cockroaches. All 'C' words. And I remember going upstairs the next day. Is there something wrong Amy? I thought maybe I said colored the wrong way. Did I say 'nigger' and not 'nigga'? Amy's looking at me, giving me the eye.

Amy Bugbee 17:17

I burped. Excuse me.

Shane Bugbee 17:18

Oh burped. B. That was last show Amy --but the wall moving---and the next day and I went up and the fucking sink is like a third full of fucking cockroaches because it left the water you know like dishes in there and shit. And all the cockr-- and these fucking third, I mean it was infested, motherfucker, infested. And I was you know, it freaked me out but you don't have a choice. A roof over the heads better than in the park.

Amy Bugbee  17:41

You know, how do you take care of cockroaches?

Doug Misicko 17:44

No, how?

Amy Bugbee 17:45

Light one on fire and the rest of them will run?

Shane Bugbee  17:48

Really?

Amy Bugbee 17:48

Yeah.

Shane Bugbee 17:49 What do you mean? How's that work?

Amy Bugbee  17:51

I was at a party one time and people had real bad cockroaches and they were running all around the walls and stuff. And the guy whose house it was just took his Lighter and lit one of them on fire and the rest of them bolted.

Doug Misicko  18:06

I guess they're smart as far as bugs go. That's what I've heard.

Shane Bugbee  18:11

Well, I didn't like living there but--

Doug Misicko  18:14

I hear there's bums that eat them too.

Shane Bugbee  18:16

I can see that I can see eating bugs for-. That's what I would eat, if we were talking about cannibalism. That's probably what I would chow on is bugs and shit like that. I wouldn't want to work all fucking day building fires and I'm fucking you know, I'm not I'm

Doug Misicko  18:30

You'd just snack. Snack on the cockroaches.

Shane Bugbee  18:33

Yeah, I would eat bugs. I would eat. I would eat leaves. You know, I wouldn't want to kill birds or frogs or, might fish. I probably fish and eat a lot of fish.

Doug Misicko  18:42

you'd eat chives and corn.

Shane Bugbee  18:44

Yeah, corn. Oh, corn. Another corn story.

Amy Bugbee  18:47

We have chives growing in the backyard.

Shane Bugbee  18:49

Oh yeah. We have a beautiful garden. But that's not. That's 'G'. C. We do have a beautiful garden. Chives, fresh vegetables, fresh. Fresh herbs. Yeah, Doug's falling asleep. What a cunt. Male Cunt.

Doug Bugbee 19:05

Chives. And Herbs.

Amy Bugbee  19:06

What's your problem with chives?

Doug Bugbee 19:07

I don't have a problem with chives cause they're in the 'C'.

Shane Bugbee  19:10

Doug's too cool. I told, I told, ere's what I told Doug. He'll be a real man when he knows how to make a chicken broth. Chicken. 'C', bitch.

Doug Misicko 19:20

By Christ.

Shane Bugbee 19:21

By Christ. Hey, we're gonna play a song right now. Amy Why don't you tell the folks tell them in your DJ voice what this song is Amy.

Amy Bugbee  19:28

It's Chris Connelly. 'C'. Double 'C'. And the song is 'Come Down Here'. Another 'C'.

Shane Bugbee 19:36

You fuck.

Doug Misicko  19:36

I liked The Cocks better

Shane Bugbee  19:38

RevCos great.

Amy Bugbee 19:39

That starts with 'R'.

Doug Misicko 19:40

What?

Shane Bugbee 19:40

But don't don't fuck with Amy, yeah. You don't wanna fu--

Doug Misicko  19:43

I'm not fucking with her. I know she knows what's up.

Shane Bugbee  19:46

Yeah, she does know what's up with music. That's no doubt. Amy's hard.

Amy Bugbee  19:48

We're low on the 'R's, okay?

Shane Bugbee  19:52

Amy is hardcore when it comes to tunes and she took over. We did the show. I said what tunes we play Amy walked in with two arms full of vinyl, Record Player, CDs. I mean, she took the opportunity to be DJ so she's playing all the tunes, Chris Connolly. What does this cunt of corn?

Amy Bugbee  20:10

Come down here.

Shane Bugbee  20:11

Okay. Do I gotta come down there to play the CD? Oh wow cunnilingus I got we're gonna play cunnilingus during the song

Amy Bugbee 20:20

Get over here, you Cock.

Shane Bugbee 20:23

Whoa give me that fucking nice tasting cunt of yours. Can you tell I'm not colored?

[SONG PLAYS UNTIL 25:39]

Shane Bugbee  22:29 Hey everybody, hey, hey. This is the C show. What's wrong, Amy? Amy's gonna--We're about four minutes left in the C show. We're doing like an impromptu talk show radio, internet radio show. And we decided just to do the ABCs of filth, hate, whatever Doug's calling it. Amy's calling it the alphabet show and I really have no name for it. It's just a fun concept to do. We talk a lot and we thought we'd catch it on microphone. We got some good stories. You missed Amy's anal story, candles and anal. You missed Doug's Beanie Baby story for 'B'. Fucking good story though. And this week, if you if you missed something, you missed it. C is for cookie, motherfucker. Cookie, motherfucker. And Amy's got a good cookie recipe. Go ahead, Amy.

Amy Bugbee  26:24

All right. It's the Lacey Peterson lavender cookie recipe. I had a hard time finding lavender. But if you call around to health food stores, someone's bound to have it. All right, 5/8th cup butter, a half cup sugar, one egg, a tablespoon of lavender flowers, one and a half cups all purpose flour. And sugar, powdered sugar. And lavender flowers, another tablespoon. Okay. So you put all the butter, the sugar and the egg all together. I add a little vanilla, but that's me. And then add in the flour. Well, you mix the lavender flowers with the flour and then you add that together and you bake them like 350 for about 15 minutes and they gotta get golden brown. Otherwise, if they're chewy, they're really disgusting. They have to be crisp. And then you put the lavender flowers in the powdered sugar on the top there. Okay, I mean, there are different, something different.

Doug Misicko  27:39

The didn't please her husband.

Shane Bugbee 27:41

Pardon me?

Doug Misicko 27:43

They didn't please her husband.

Shane Bugbee  27:45

You know, that'a what I thought when they sent me--.

Doug Misicko  27:47

It wasn't enough at least

Shane Bugbee  27:50

when they sent that. Now that recipes from Laci Peterson, the dead woman and her husband's on trial, and you know, he's gonna get get off. I mean, he is. But this is a recipe they sent out when you sent them a condolence letter. 'C' for condolence. This is the alphabet show the ABCs of filth, whatever you want to call it. My name is Shane. Evilnow.com.

Amy Bugbee  28:21

I'm Amy from whoreofhorror.com and I'll post that recipe on there.

Doug Misicko  28:26

And this is Doug from dysgenic.com

Shane Bugbee  28:28

Doug Messner

Doug Misicko  28:32

Yeah, not a whole lot on the site, but you can email me at overlord@dysgenic.com And I may or may not reply because I'm in an elitist snob.

Shane Bugbee  28:42

Well, that's been another fine show.

Amy Bugbee  28:46

We never even got to converts.

Shane Bugbee  28:48

Converts? Who's converting? Con? con con. Those fucking. Con, exactly, ex cons, cons. Oh, we forgot Christians. I know. Doug has been on his knees. Yeah, we're about to cut off here Amy. So I'm gonna play I don't know. Any other C's? Convert, Christians, Cunts, cocksuckers.

Doug Misicko  29:14

Cocaine.

Shane Bugbee  29:15

Oh I had cocaine down.

Doug Misicko  29:16

I know. I had a cocaine story to.

Shane Bugbee  29:18

Hey Doug, check this out. Check this out. We got we've got 30 seconds. Take a whiff of that. Good. That's cocaine. Check it out.

Doug Misicko 29:28

Oh I guess it is

Shane Bugbee 29:29

Take a sniff. Just take a sniff so you can smell what it smells like

Doug Misicko  29:32

I've smelled it before. I've tasted it before.

Shane Bugbee  29:35

I had a friend of a friend. I had a friend that gave me that today. Said hey man, someone left us at my house. You want it? You guys do drugs? Amy. I think in a past life was a Coke Whore. Because she's like, 'I'll take that motherfucker.'

Amy Bugbee  29:50

I was never a coke whore. Give me a break.

Shane Bugbee  29:53

Alright, we're signing off. Everybody goodbye and tune in next time for Ds, for dickhead and dumb. That was awesome we're gonna start a show up pretty quick right now we're just gonna start them out you know so we're gonna Amy a couple of seconds and we're just going to start the D show how about---.

Letter D

Unknown Speaker  00:13

Every day in my eyes all have sinned and come short of the glory of God. Romans 323

Unknown Speaker  00:27

Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved as children obey your parents

Unknown Speaker  00:42

child is known by doings proverbs 2011 44. Season we'll talk about it so we don't lose

Unknown Speaker  01:05

weight Psalm 3413

Unknown Speaker  01:28

Isaiah 4522 Block Mr. Boyd again done

Unknown Speaker  01:42

thanks to the Lord for His good

Unknown Speaker  01:49

alphabet not the Spirit First Thessalonians 519

Shane Bugbee  02:01

First, okay, we're gonna stop that sounds bad. It's the ABCs of the Bible. And it's fun to listen to, but probably good enough to scare everyone away. My name is Shane. I'm here with Amy. Hello, and Doug. Right? We're working on. It seems like I'm doing all these shows in a row. And I am and we are. But we're working on an impromptu type of talk show. We didn't come up with any topic but a letter and the first thing that comes to our mind when we say a letter this week or this show, I shouldn't say this week because we don't know how the stations that will take these shows and play them. But this show is D. And that's our topic. That's our letter for the day. And we just whatever comes to our mind first with the letter D we just tell a story if we have one if we can squeeze one out. Last couple of shows a b and c he missed Angel. Some good angel stories. You missed them good Beanie Baby story, some cookie recipes. And now it's D. who started last time. C was cookies. B was Beanie Babies A's and I think dog has to start. Oh, you're right. I forgot we have a dog and the D. No big headed dog is his technical nickname Ron. So

Doug Misicko  03:15

it's so it's my letter. Yeah. God damn right. Well, I got GE Right. Right, right. Damn it. Damn right. So I got another highfalutin word like a head for a such a dick. But it's defenestration.

Shane Bugbee  03:31

What's wrong with you, man? Are you going to be a professor? Oh, are you going to be in 12 years a professor like some professor where people call Do you understand what he was about 15 years ago,

Doug Misicko  03:41

and believe me they don't have a dictionary here. So I I have this in my head. Anyway. We don't What the fuck do you think we are? Why didn't consult a dictionary here.

Shane Bugbee  03:55

You don't want later. We're going to have for AI. We're going to insert a dictionary in Doug's rectum.

Doug Misicko  04:03

Anyways, defenestration is when you jump out a window, and I have a story about that. A friend of mine stole a skull for me, out of a crypt what is definitive what the faulted fenestration is when you jump out of a window, why can't you just say jump out of the window or crazy motherfucker? Because if you're writing like an obituary or something sounds better. If you say, if you say one word he died of defenestration.

Amy Bugbee  04:30

Where did you find out about this ever say how people died in obituaries?

Doug Misicko  04:34

But if you were gonna write an obituary,

Shane Bugbee  04:36

no, your eulogy? No, if you were gonna buy it, right obituary, where did you find out about this word though? really dug?

Doug Misicko  04:43

I don't know. It's just one of those. You know, you

Amy Bugbee  04:45

know, Doug reads Dix, the dictionary Wally's.

Shane Bugbee  04:48

I know Dick But

Doug Misicko  04:52

anyways, he steals a skull out of a crypt in France, and he crashes it to get out it was one of those. This is a story about your friend you Yeah, the drunken murderer jumped out of a window. Yeah, but and his defenestration? Yeah. But he had this skull. And then this is in France, he went to France, and he figured out like this skull, but it's crypt tour, so he has to crash it a fucking skull. You know? As you know, they, they look for people stealing that shit.

Shane Bugbee  05:22

And this is a drunk. Yeah, that's the drunk we drew on his D for dry. We drew on his face with markers when he passed out and he's a total dick. Okay, so he's he's the Triple D threat here. Now he suffered from the Spanish defender.

Doug Misicko  05:37

Yeah, yeah. Anyways, he got roaring drunk that night in France. What a dick. And then he was having nightmares about this skull he stole. So this led him to jump out a two story window.

Shane Bugbee  05:51

And where's he from? Detroit. Wow, he's got the four DS going around and we can make a nice picture of him. His face with Dick drunk the Federation Detroit.

Doug Misicko  06:02

Alright, and right. I tuned from Detroit. So it stands to reason. Yeah. Doug from Detroit. Yeah, it's everybody's fall as they say it is. Detroit. Oh, fuck yeah. I was worse when I was a kid. You know, they used to have Devil's Night. Full Swing. Oh, no, they burn they burn that city down every year. And I was hoping they would burn it down again. Pistons one, but you were just telling me I didn't even hear the news. Nine people got shot.

’’’Shane Bugbee  06:34

But about the Devil's Night. When did that stop? Because that was going on until about fucking what, four or five years ago?

Doug Misicko  06:40

Yeah, it was going strong. Everybody go out and fucking burned down.

Shane Bugbee  06:43

Eight years ago, huh? It was a you know what I mean? He was first getting married and stuff like that. We went through Detroit. That was shit that was on fire. And it wasn't no devils night. It was like Tuesday, June 3, or something is fucking shit was on fire.

Doug Misicko  06:56

Or she was burned all the time. I was in a hospital in Detroit once and I looked out from my room. And I got a good view of the city and I could see a couple houses burning. I mean, you think there'd be nothing left to burn in this fog? And it's not just devils night. Oh, no. Is it like arson capital? It's where it's at. I mean, but sometimes I've heard different stories I've heard sometimes it's people collecting. I don't know, like the landlord protect, you know, collecting property value somehow by burning this place down, or concerned citizens burning down a crack house because it's been condemned, and nobody's going to do anything about it. And other times, it's just silly little shits running around lighting shed on fire because that's what they want to do.

Shane Bugbee  07:38

Hey, I saw the m&m Eight Mile movie. They burned a building down in there.

Doug Misicko  07:41

And it was a good deed.

Shane Bugbee  07:43

Yeah, well, yeah. What a dick.

Doug Misicko  07:44

Yeah. And best thing you can do to Detroit is burn it all down.

Shane Bugbee  07:51

And why is that Doug? Is it the colored

Doug Misicko  07:54

place is just a shithole. I mean, they're not gonna do anything with it. Bucket is your carpet vomit and start again.

Shane Bugbee  08:00

What's your D word? Ami or D you got a neat thing to throw out there D

Amy Bugbee  08:05

def drugs Doom and Dennis doll?

Shane Bugbee  08:09

Well, you're gonna have to start with one of them with a story. So we went over drugs with addiction. So why don't you do death? I mean, you've got a lot of good death stories. As matter of fact, if you want to check out Amy's website horror of horror.com There's some really fucked ups that Amy's tales of woe on there are some really fucked up stories and some of them are true. The ones that you would think are not true, or the true ones. Let me tell you that. And I know this. I just know where Amy came from. I know I met some of her friends. And you know, I've hung out with Amy long enough to know that that shifts that she's in the real Amy lives in the real man and now is Charlie's I say in the real All right, motherfucker, don't correct me. corrections on see it's the real, and Amy's all about the real. Okay. And that isn't the now it's the past. Okay. Tell them a death story. Amy. Maybe one that's not on your website? Because I know I've heard stories about Amy having boyfriends that drove around with dead bodies in the trunk. Amy had a boyfriend that was slash a pimp that got shot dead in a phone booth. Amy watched the person get their head stepped down to the brains popped out of the top.

Doug Misicko  09:28

So you never met a jealous ex boyfriend? Hey,

Shane Bugbee  09:31

I wouldn't give a fuck. They won't want to meet me. I don't give a fuck how bigger friends are what they do. They better kill me. I fuck them up. And I'm not talking either. I mean, don't fuck with me. That's it. I'm a survivor, bitch. You know what I'm saying? Alright,

Amy Bugbee  09:49

right you know, I have so many dead people. I'm going to do a book dead people I

Shane Bugbee  09:55

used to know great store. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, great idea because Oh, I know it's gonna get stolen now.

Amy Bugbee  10:02

I think people know enough dead people to fill a book.

Shane Bugbee  10:05

The lie. It's some current like Jim go to listen to his still dead people I used to know, even though he's never left his fucking typewriter. Oh, I forgot that see for Kant.

Amy Bugbee  10:15

Oh, I gotta get one. In fact, I was just reminded of a story recently because

Shane Bugbee  10:20

story I'm sorry to interrupt dead people. I used to know that's a book Amy's going to work on. And that's a great working on it. Yeah, right. She's worked. Right. And that's a stellar idea. Because tell him about that book. How many people are dead that you know, and I just named off four off the top my head?

Amy Bugbee  10:34

Yeah, geez. I don't know. Probably a couple 100 I probably know quite a few.

Shane Bugbee  10:39

A couple 100 is exaggeration. Okay. 100. I mean, Amy does know how many how many of your girlfriend's have ended up in the lake over here? A couple, two or three right couple? Yeah. And hopefully shit. No shipment will read a paper story. There'll be some of the news. There was a girl that have been late game because I bet that's one of my friends. And sure shit. It is. This is the killing fields out here. That's Cal city, the Calumet region. So talk to me. So I've had a lot of sugar, chocolate and coffee.

Amy Bugbee  11:07

Well, we recently Shane had a friend over from serial killer Central. And we were taught case central case central.com Joe, and we were talking about serial killers in this area. And there was one guy who was gutting hookers, and we couldn't remember his name. So I did a search on my local newspaper website. And I found this crime I've had forgotten all about. When I was a kid. I knew this family, the Knicks edge family. In fact, I dated the youngest nixes in junior high, but the oldest one, Eddie went to school with my sister. And this other guy we knew peewee who was like this hat guy who never went to school ever in his entire life. I think he dropped out in second grade. And he owed Eddie Nick's edge and this other dude some money. So they ran into him at a bar and he and they invited him back to his apartment. So they get him to the apartment and Eddie Nick's edge his friend and his friends dad, kill, PeeWee and the guy he's with, throw them in the trunk and drive around with them for about a week. And anytime they drive up to their friends, hey, how you doing? They drove up to the woods and they'd be like, hey, look what we got in the trunk and they'd open the trunk and show everybody they're dead friend who is this now the dead front is peewee peewee graves. fitting name, huh?

Shane Bugbee  12:29

Is that his real name?

Amy Bugbee  12:31

Yeah, it was Ernest graves. This is real names. Everybody. I always knew him as peewee and when they got caught, of course, you know, driving around showing people your dead friend in the trunk. Of course, they got caught and the guy who him and his father were two of the killers. He admitted later that he had killed like eight eight girls and dumped him in Powder Horn Lake so he turned out to be a serial killer for hot up.

Doug Misicko  12:59

Death. So the friend of yours was the guy who was killed not

Amy Bugbee  13:03

I need two of them. I knew Eddie Nick's edge one of the killers. And I knew peewee the Kili as it were.

Shane Bugbee  13:11

And this is totally separate from the other guy you dated that had a body in his trunk?

Amy Bugbee  13:14

Yeah, totally different.

Shane Bugbee  13:17

That's funny deal. You know, we should have waited for the end of the show for that one. I don't know what to say anymore. Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

Doug Misicko  13:25

I know you put a dirty sanchez on both of us.

Shane Bugbee  13:29

I've seen a couple of deaths I saw I saw someone not as personal but I did see someone thrown on the third rail once right in front of me and get electrocuted. That was you know, Oh, really. As far as death goes, though, I did grow up in a funeral home. At least I spent my summers in a funeral home so it was really weird. I used to help set out flowers for funerals, and stuff like that. And I always like the first couple of times I poke at the eye. You know, see this body laying there in the face. The skin didn't look real. It's all makeup and stuff like that. And I'd poke the face I'd like poke the cheek. And I remember the first time I did it, I poked it. And it crapped it all cracked apart. And I ran I run up the stairs

Doug Misicko  14:14

on run Krakow like the makeup coming right right.

Shane Bugbee  14:17

Well, I didn't know at the time why? It took a couple of years for me to understand why it cracked I thought it was crumbling like glass or something. Yeah, it was like oh my god, I fucking ran out of it. Right after a couple more years seeing my uncle prepare bodies and stuff I had and I'll talk more about the funeral home and if in a couple shows, but finding out more I found out that I cracked the makeup. It was so much makeup caked on there. That That cracked or something like that. And I remember getting in trouble that day. My ankles like what happened Who taught you know did that? And you know, I said I ran into him with a flowers. But they knew I was lying. And they looked at me then like I was a sick demented person you know, and When it finally came out what I did for a living and it was on the cover the reader and all the serial killer stuff I saw whatever they call my parents say, see, we told you he was fucked up, you know, whatever. And anyway, that's I can't top Amy's death stories

Doug Misicko  15:15

with you. There's death D. Dana Plato.

Shane Bugbee  15:19

Yeah, Dana, why did you want to ask me about Dana Plato? I don't really talk about that too much now. But

Doug Misicko  15:24

why not?

Shane Bugbee  15:26

It's a horrible thing. I didn't like it. I got it out of my system with that book and CD I did. And I left it behind. That's why I did that book. And CD was hard, hard to deal with. Tell you the truth. It was really hard. It took me probably took a year out of my life. And, you know, made me reassess things. It was a real hard thing. I know people Hard to believe, you know, there I am taking 10s of 1000s of dollars from extra and the National Enquirer and other people that do stories and stuff. But, you know, at the fucking time, you know, I do this for a living, I don't have a job. So when someone offers me five grand to talk, I talk. And I did it for all the right reasons. But I What else was I gonna say about it? You have a specific question. It was horrible. The whole experience is horrible. Have to be friend, someone. And then. And then I guess my whole problem always is with potential. I don't mind the person dying. I don't mind a drug addict. But it's the ones that break my heart are the ones with so much potential great potential, they can do something. And Dana Plato had. She started you know, I made friends with her. And she had so much potential and so much creativity and a lot of life in her and she really wanted to live that life. And she's full of that and had potential to do something cool. And do something with her controversy. And it was a sad thing. And I was so close to it. Like she literally died on the phone to me and I was on the phone with her every day. For fucking 60 days, dude fucking eight hours a day. I listen every aspect of her life. So I understood she was getting out of the gutter. She was really, you know, I can understand that. And it was I don't know. Is there something specific? No, I want to know about that. I mean,

Doug Misicko  17:13

I really don't know the story that much. I was never I didn't really know her I didn't you know, I don't know what she I've never seen anything she was in or

Shane Bugbee  17:21

Dana Plato. Before your time, I'm a little older than you I grew up watching Dana played on TV and she was about probably a little older than older than me. But she was different strokes, different strokes. And I'd seen that it was like a pre pre pubescent type of AD D different strokes, right? It was a pre pubescent type of love affair TV love affair. I think I whacked off to her one of the first whack apps I had or something like that. So it's that base, you know, I found that she was stripping in Vegas and wanted to exploit her and you know, get a sniff of that crotch or something. And you know, when it worked out, I wanted to bring it up to Chicago to get her top off on the internet or something to make money and we became friends and shit. We were starting to work on a nice book a Coffee Table Book of Memories and shit like that. And you know, and I know that sounds weird that it but it sucked because she had potential. She had potential it sucked to go through that shit as

Doug Misicko  18:20

well. There seems to be controversy on the internet. Not about Dana Plato. No, but about Dirty Sanchez. Now, when you're giving a Dirty Sanchez, do you stick your finger in her butt? And rub it over her upper lip? Or do you stick your finger? Your own ass and then smeared across her upper lip? Or doesn't matter?

Shane Bugbee  18:45

Are you asking me

Doug Misicko  18:46

I'm asking you I thought I remembered he Sanchez master.

Shane Bugbee  18:49

Oh no, I don't like that. I would never do that in a second. Just because I like a prostate rub once in a while has nothing to do with human oleation degradation, degradation or you know gross.

Amy Bugbee  19:05

Can you imagine the mixed drink dirty Santa?

Shane Bugbee  19:09

I would imagine a dirty sanchez though the whole trip on that is to fucking do that to someone who doesn't like it you know? It's like humiliation right?

Doug Misicko  19:15

All right. It's like the guys go out to get the prostitute and stay all dirty. Don't clean themselves. You talking about it?

Shane Bugbee  19:22

On a or some further back and yeah, yeah, I would assume that's something that you would do to an unsuspecting victim for sure. Yeah, you know serve and protect man you got to be protecting yourself. Watch out for that fucking stink finger rub it on your nose.

Doug Misicko  19:39

Don't let somebody hold your head under the covers.

Shane Bugbee  19:43

What song we play an AMI. You gave me a song here.

Amy Bugbee  19:46

What is it? Dye wars.

Shane Bugbee  19:48

Are you gonna keep pumping out this fag tunes or what? You got any venom in the mix? All right, well, DJ I'm not gonna fuck with you too much. I'm gonna say dye wars all you know and just

Amy Bugbee  20:00

I'm gonna have to do another D song for E because I got nothing for E Eazy E. Oh there we

Shane Bugbee  20:05

go easy motherfucking e e that's what I got when I look flip on page e it says ed the creep and E easy motherfucking E and of course my favorite subject Eagle die wars a good song I think right Alright, enjoy the song kiddo.

Unknown Speaker  21:31

This is

Unknown Speaker  21:49

Matt

Amy Bugbee  22:43

You

Shane Bugbee  25:45

song ended pretty abruptly. Let's go were that was Chris Connolly was or no. They sound the fucking same to me gay and Doug loves them and that the letter is D and this is an impromptu type of talk show we're doing where we have not really a topic we're just using a letter. You

Doug Misicko  26:09

know what I wanted to ask you to? I don't know if you'd be covered the fucking door you had a story somebody's trying to bust down your door

Shane Bugbee  26:20

we'll use that for another one break in a robbery or something like that break. I was gonna say dad, but I can't I don't know the door. I'll go door fucking door. Amy. You want to talk about the guy tried to break in the door. Remember? You guys Doug. What did that talk about? Okay, we live in Hammond, Indiana. Home and the fucking asshole can't dirtiest pot dirty D a dickhead politicians. They don't do anything here anyway. I'm taking a train to the city once and I see this dude hanging out in the corner. I get really creeped by it. i Come on, talk to Amy about it. And she says Oh yeah, the guy was creepy. You know he's over here over there. I shut the door lock things up. Well, sure is shit. The next Saturday I'm sitting on the couch. And I hear someone trying to fuck and like they try to open the door first. And then they knock and then they're like trying to open it. I open the goggle the fuck do you need? And he goes oh, you know like he was I was looking for some kids. He walks away while I call the fucking cops Fuck this shit man try to break in. When I go get my my beater. You know, my big stick my axe handle. And I go out there to fucking you know, do the smackdown or something. I'm worried someone tried to break into my place. Cops. And I got two minutes here but the cops come. Hammond dickhead cop cops. And they beat his ass on someone's porch like they're beaten him like Rodney fucking King. It was it was great to see because the Asheville tried to break into my house. I wish they would have shot him fucking dead. But they really beat his ass and the guy fought back a lot. So there's the door story. How do you like that door? They're in my office with the big inch gap there. On the top right now. Yeah,

Doug Misicko  28:05

good for the winter. Oh, yeah. Well,

Shane Bugbee  28:08

I have a hole in my bathroom ceiling. So in the winter, I sat her I wonder why I got a walk in case in pneumonia. And then I figured it out was the draft from the hole in my bathroom. And then no door there. You're speaking a door for D and this big fucking gap in my door. That's how I had gotten walking pneumonia. So you get this breeze from the doors. Yeah. So Doug wanted me to talk about door for D boring. I wanted to say dad, or my brother Derek or the one of the bigger influences on me. Growing up my real like my father was my father but my dad was Steve Dahl. This is a like a DJ in Chicago. If you got a doll.com D H L you'll see. He's the guy who did oh, Disco Demolition. He's the guy who did that. And growing up, it was cool. I'm like a fucking teenager. 10 years or whatever. And he's, he's getting on the radio breaking disco record. Disco sucks disco suck. So it was real cool to drive up to the local disco. And he'd have the van out there. And all these fucking prime fucking pieces of pussy hanging on him. And there everyone's smoking weed and he'd open up the van door and it's a loop man known as a DJ but he's nationally known and rare. Wango Tango is playing right and Ted Nugent big speakers. And they're blaring in at the disco causing trouble. It was cool. Anyway, we got 30 seconds. I'm Shane. Evil now.com Amy,

Amy Bugbee  29:31

Amy horn horror of horror.com

Doug Misicko  29:33

Doug just genex.com

Shane Bugbee  29:35

Yeah, tune in next time for the letter E I think we talked we'll be playing some Eazy E

Amy Bugbee  29:40

no more industrial music till P

Shane Bugbee  29:44

Oh, come on. Amy. I'm not giving you grief your your music tastes are unprecedented. I'm sure everyone's entertained. I'm just giving you know, I give everyone a hard time. The love of my life Amy. Horror horror.com See you later everybody. All right I say we take a break and if anyone is listening on the live server I'm going to play some

Letter E

Unknown Speaker  00:00

Oh It sure has been a long day.

Unknown Speaker  00:06

But there's still one thing I have to do before I fall asleep.

Unknown Speaker  00:09

What this does,

Unknown Speaker  00:11

I have to sing my ABCs so I won't forget them. A B C, D, E F G, H i j k, l m n o p, q r s, t, u, v,

Unknown Speaker  00:27

w

Unknown Speaker  00:28

x, y and z. Now I know my ABCs Next time won't you sing with me?

Unknown Speaker  00:39

Very nice big

Unknown Speaker  00:43

of you get to sleep

Unknown Speaker  00:45

like that. I know that you can

Unknown Speaker  00:49

actually be but I don't count. I count their bags of war. Listen. Bah Baa baa black sheep. Have you any? Yes sir. Yes sir. Three bags. One for the master. That's one bag of wool. And one for the dame. One plus one is two. That's two bags of wool. And one for the little girl who lives in the lane. Two plus one is three. That three bags of wool. Baa baa black sheep have you any bird? Yes sir. Yes sir. Three bags throughout the county by itself

Unknown Speaker  01:32

what about you Barry? How do you get to sleep

Unknown Speaker  01:36

I just look at all the little stars through my window and wonder what?

Unknown Speaker  02:15

Prairie That was beautiful.

Unknown Speaker  02:17

Yes. Let's all sing love Straub.

Unknown Speaker  02:32

See which way to go

Unknown Speaker  02:42

twin flame tween

Unknown Speaker  02:56

night young well. Good night everybody.

Shane Bugbee  03:19

Hey, wow, we took a 10 minute break and it feels like we're starting a whole new day. This is the ABC Alphabet ABCs of the alphabet show. Now ABCs of the last like the ABCs of the alphabet. That's my name now. Your name was as your brother would say. Very typical ABCs of hate or lost or something. Lunge was filth and yours was alphabet show. And I'm combining the two and saying this. This is the ABCs of the alphabet. And to to this show. It's not asked for stuttering it's E. E is the letter today. And Amy. Anything from E let's just start naming off a couple E's and we'll see what sounds the best. We'll go with the story.

Amy Bugbee  04:14

Me first

Shane Bugbee  04:15

well just name off a couple of your ease dunking them up. Okay.

Amy Bugbee  04:18

The expo excrement air.

Shane Bugbee  04:21

No Expo. Let's not talk about personal stuff. And remember, okay, this is the ABCs of the alphabet. It's a I don't know how to describe it to you. To you. I say it's impromptu type of talk show radio internet radio show.

Doug Misicko  04:35

Impromptu talk,

Shane Bugbee  04:37

right? And this is volume one we plan on doing the ABCs of alphabet Volume Two possibly if this works out, well. Doug's we're gonna get to ask for sleep soon.

Amy Bugbee  04:49

And the only criteria of our subject matter is that particular letter of the alphabet,

Shane Bugbee  04:56

right? We just say whatever comes to our mind first excrement I Love Why don't love it but that we did talk about dirty sanchez yesterday. I guess we have a running VM which had the ABCs of shit or something because we had the anal we had the thing A and we talked about a finger corneum and he said a corn coming out of a hookers on a hookers finger and what else Dirty Sanchez for de that's the smearing shit on your lip and not on your lip but on your victims lip.

Amy Bugbee  05:26

Talked about black women and cutting goalless or whatever.

Shane Bugbee  05:30

That's nice shed. Yeah, but that's not we're talking to excrement right?

Amy Bugbee  05:35

Oh, I thought we were just retracing, okay,

Doug Misicko  05:37

yeah, she's implying that because they're black. It's like waking shit.

Shane Bugbee  05:40

I say AMI AMI

Amy Bugbee  05:43

What do you guys ever eat?

Shane Bugbee  05:45

Well, I have Eazy E easy motherfucking Excuse me. And at the creep and ego dog what do you have for IE?

Doug Misicko  05:56

I had another ad but I had Gien I thought

Shane Bugbee  06:00

again right you know this is a I had him for je geen he's cool. But this is a good way to start the shows from now on since we're doing this right off the cuff we should just name off our list two E's and go with the most exciting because I got to say door sucked my dick for D when you said door my door Yeah, well you can talk to me about that any time I was like Door Door versus dad I gotta get dad ask open story any day man or something. But anyway,

Amy Bugbee  06:26

what else do you have for eat dog?

Doug Misicko  06:30

Again, endowed you eugenics Oh, you

Shane Bugbee  06:35

got to do that.

Doug Misicko  06:36

Yeah, and evil now? Yeah, that's in and times which I feel I have to explain you know, they did that whole and time series.

Shane Bugbee  06:45

I don't understand that. That's good. excrement, excrement and endowed are the running themes of the show. We it is the ABCs of film

Doug Misicko  06:54

anima should be in their animal excrement.

Amy Bugbee  06:57

Oh, you're right.

Shane Bugbee  06:59

Why don't you start with one of your stories dogs and she seemed to have a good story there. For which one or I mean anyone jump in what do you want to do Amy? And times and times Amy's picking end times?

Doug Misicko  07:10

You guys haven't heard anything about this? I don't know what the fuck there's like some fucking 15 book series out it just ended recently but written by two fundamentalist Christians all about the end times. Jesus comes back down to earth. Final book you know his bullshit it sells a lot it's like New York Times bestseller stuff it's filthy people love it and it's it's scary it's scary that a lot of people buy this this shit

Shane Bugbee  07:40

you know I wonder why when we did be We didn't say book because Doug has to guide them bring up a book every fucking thing which is cool. I love that you are a bookworm. I love books. I don't have enough time to read them and that's cool. So n times explain more What do you want to is that it?

Doug Misicko  07:55

Well they actually did like a made for TV movie with fucking Kirk Cameron in it.

Shane Bugbee  08:01

Oh Kirk Cameron the guy from yeah so I

Doug Misicko  08:03

thought you would have heard of this you know he's a religious

Shane Bugbee  08:07

you gotta wait why would we know about a pitch

Doug Misicko  08:09

because you guys seem to know about film because he had made for

Shane Bugbee  08:13

TV but you keep implying we don't addiction or we'd know about Kirk Cameron

Doug Misicko  08:19

for TV when it came out on DVD

Shane Bugbee  08:22

to cut you with the fucking knife K for cut at night image. It can be the que que que no Kirk Cameron yet Amy he was a really he's a religious coup.

Amy Bugbee  08:31

Isn't that the guy from that?

Shane Bugbee  08:32

Right? wouldn't wouldn't start with the girl that was in Playboy, right? That's freaky. He's in this Christian movie and it was on ABC or major motion network or whatever. I don't really know. Amy was just talking about them trying to put God into TV more so it ties in with end times.

Doug Misicko  08:50

There's some there's some pop star bitch I think she's oh shit I have no idea who she is but my brother sent me an article about her where she's bad mouth and Britney Spears for looking like a sloth and telling all her listeners that they should refrain from sex you know practice abstinence which is

Shane Bugbee  09:10

what that was Britney's sales pitch when she was doing all that shit for the longest time

Amy Bugbee  09:17

or something

Doug Misicko  09:18

no I don't think so. She like that

Shane Bugbee  09:21

No, no Mandy Moore is not like that. I don't think

Doug Misicko  09:25

she'll maybe she'll they're peddling or is like

Shane Bugbee  09:29

I don't know but fuck them all.

Doug Misicko  09:34

Yeah,

Shane Bugbee  09:35

then times is that

Doug Misicko  09:36

it? Is about it

Shane Bugbee  09:39

all right, well, the ease is gonna be for silence

Amy Bugbee  09:42

Yeah

Doug Misicko  09:45

enema now you well you haven't again story at least you get at least got it. One at Densmore. Yeah, I

Shane Bugbee  09:52

haven't had gained story. To admit to stealing the game stone I don't remember if I've done that on the air. I think I have. I'm not necessarily admitting to actually taking it. But I had a hand in obtaining the game stone. Let's let me let me phrase it that way. Well fuck it. I'll tell you I took the fucking thing. How about that? And it was for a good reason. I know it sounds crazy and odd for good cause Well, really, this is my I know this is maybe twisted, but it's not when you hear it. We go up I got to see at Greenstone right. And I've been there before, fun to go up and visit. It's always cool to go to Plainfield and have a slice of ham at the local place and pretend to eat and flesh and shit. You know, so it's cool. And, you know, Amy, we've been up the playing field before. It's a fun time. And creepy. Yeah, Amy, Amy's got a good story about playing field and stuff. It's fun. So I go up there, and I'm at the stone and it literally says, and you'll see pictures on my site evil now.com From time to time, and I saw gravestone rubbings of the head gain rate gravestone, and in the rubbing jewel even see a 666 carved in the head of the stone. Look over your shoulder, Doug, there's a rubbing 666 carved in it. Yes. And it said I masturbate to your picture every day written in big black mark on the front of the stone over this cross. And on top, it said something about worshiping again. And I was looking at it, I had a kick out of it. It was funny it see a syringe sticking out of the ground and whiskey bottle roaches, it was fun for me. But I look over my shoulder. I said grandma and a family and they're going to put flowers on their relatives grave. And I didn't like being there. Because I don't like to bother other people with my fun and games, really, I don't want to upset them in their eyes. They have every right to be putting flowers in the grave and respecting their dead relative and I feel sort of odd being there. But I understand that this game stone belongs to the world. It belongs to my world. It belongs to our world. You know what I'm saying? That right, Amy? It belongs we would enjoy seeing that we don't have any problem looking at that. And it's not. It's not like that those people had a problem see bikers over my head gains don't add gains get more visitors than, you know, people that are probably worthy, worthy folks, you know, productive individuals and their society. And so I said fuck it. I'm taking this out of here. They're going to cheer me as a hero. I'm going to take a Tabor parade leaving town.

Amy Bugbee  12:28

Let's face it, you're getting the worst kind of people up there. If they're writing I masturbate to your photo every day and stuff. Like I have no respect for the people in the town. Yeah.

Shane Bugbee  12:37

And I had some respect for hard working productive society they have there. And so I took the Greenstone out of there with a couple of drug addict Mexicans and you know, paid them five bucks ahead and you know, and they took it out of there with me and it was it was interesting to say the least, and about a month later it pops up on the news at games don't stolen. And you know, we had it. Amy. Where did we have that stolen for the longest time

Amy Bugbee  13:09

in our van as the passenger seat? Yeah.

Shane Bugbee  13:13

So it was interesting. A lot of our friends would have to sit on the cushion then they'd know that we're sitting on Edgar in stone and I made a ton of grave Robins not a ton but a lot of multicolored grave Robins which no one's ever really done with grave Robins. I happen to know this. trace the history of grave Robins I've never seen a multicolored grave Robin, but that again no one's had a grave Robin sit in their basement for months to play with. So it was cool a lot of friends came over and took photos with it at Gaines cool as far as serial killers go. I don't really console consider him I like a serial killer. Just a eccentric eccentric another E word. I just considered him an eccentric I mean he was

Amy Bugbee  13:55

he was mostly digging up people really? Yeah

Shane Bugbee  13:57

digging up experimenting with dead bodies making furniture

Amy Bugbee  14:02

skulls for soup bowls.

Shane Bugbee  14:04

I think some of his kills were accidental really? Or you know misplaced you know I think he's like He was like a big bear that loved him so much he hugged them and just crashed him and crushed the spine or something he

Doug Misicko  14:17

wasn't a big guy

Shane Bugbee  14:18

No but I'm I'm I mean to put it like you know like a bear would or friendly big person big retarded guy in a mindset we would hug and break you like Frankenstein you know with the kid the girl right? Girl and picked it up and just broke the girl in half you know that's that's how it was. And so I saw again as someone like that really not meaning to kill you just like Dahmer just didn't want you to leave. Yeah, didn't want to kill you. He just didn't want you to leave. Right You know, so that was at Dean.

Doug Misicko  14:48

I know nothing about gains. Later years ago after he was caught his incarceration. I know nothing about oh, well that's

Shane Bugbee  14:57

interesting in itself for sure. You know he's lived in a state like psychology war didn't talk much. You know?

Doug Misicko  15:02

He's he they put him in psychiatric

Shane Bugbee  15:05

Yeah, he was imprisoned in a mental institution till the end of his life

Amy Bugbee  15:09

for like 35 years or something wasn't a real long time. Did he

Doug Misicko  15:13

have any public statements on you do a couple interviews

Shane Bugbee  15:16

with police lawyers, stuff like that, but not much. I mean, at one point it was That's all he would tell people. Everything that's to be said has been said. And that's any Ollie would ever say to people who worked at the institution.

Doug Misicko  15:28

Sounds like people we've been trying to talk to you lately. Yeah. Well, you

Amy Bugbee  15:32

know what the Sheriff of Plainfield said, This is good. That Ed gain had the finest collection and nipples he'd ever seen.

Doug Misicko  15:42

Was Was he serious that he'd seen more that he'd seen more than Ed's collection and nipples?

Amy Bugbee  15:48

I think it's possible in playing field

Doug Misicko  15:51

you know cutting off the nipples is sounding like it's really common remember that's

Shane Bugbee  15:56

that's a that's a fucking crime. You know, we get to and I plan on talking just about my nipples and waving them around for you. Yeah, nipples don't fight you next time

Doug Misicko  16:07

inspect your salami on your pizza. Especially in this neighborhood. So

Shane Bugbee  16:15

II ego a what is that skinny puppy song starts with an E of somebody eviscerate or something like that?

Doug Misicko  16:22

No, you're thinking assimilate and that's a similar

Shane Bugbee  16:26

you know, we should have never took that break

Doug Misicko  16:29

so far

Shane Bugbee  16:32

is we made it to D he's fucking crashing.

16:36 Doug Misicko 

I thought I thought by now I'd be spouting off about eugenics.

16:41 Amy Bugbee 

Well, get spouting.

16:42 Shane Bugbee 

Get spouting, bitch. Spout, bitch, spout. Where’s that timer?

16:53Doug Misicko 

Now eugenics for those who are unschooled--

16:56 Shane Bugbee 

Alright, I think we’ll play eugenics after Easy E.

17:00 Doug Misicko

Oh yeah, go ahead. Yeah, why not?

Shane Bugbee

I think we’re gonna play one song. You got Easy E in there?

Doug Misicko

He’s a good case for eugenics, yeah yeah.

Shane Bugbee

He’s a good case for eugenics. There you go.

Doug Misicko

He’s E.

Shane Bugbee

Easy motherfucking E

Amy Bugbee  17:08

I think it's

Shane Bugbee  17:11

just one easy motherfucking II Eazy E E

EAZY-E - Real Muthaphuckkin G's

17:36 [Intro]

Compton, Compton, Compton

Ah, real motherfuckin' G's

Ah, real motherfuckin' G's

Ah, real motherfuckin' G's

Ah, real motherfuckin' G's

[Verse 1: Eazy-E & Dresta]

Ayo, Doctor, here's another proper track

And it's fat, watch the sniper, time to pay the piper

And let that real shit provoke

See, you's a wannabe Loc and you'll get smoked and I hope

That your fans understand when you talk about sprayin' me

The same records that you makin' is payin' me

Motherfuck Dre! Motherfuck Snoop! Motherfuck Death Row!

Yo, and here comes my left blow

'Cause I'm the E-A-Z-Y-E and this is the season

To let the real motherfuckin' G's in

You're like a kid, you found a pup, and now you're dapper

But tell me, where the fuck you found an anorexic rapper?

Talkin' 'bout who you gon' squabble with and who you shoot

You're only sixty pounds when you're wet and wearin' boots

Damn, E, they tried to fade you on Dre Day

But Dre Day only meant Eazy's payday

All of a sudden Dr. Dre is the G Thang

But on his own album covers he was a she-thang

So, nigga please, nigga please

Don't step to these motherfuckin' real G's

[Chorus: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known—

[Verse 2: Dresta]

Every day it's a new rapper claimin' to be dapper than the Dresta

Softer than a bitch but portray the role of gangsta

Ain't broke a law in your life

Yet every time you rap you yap about the guns and knife

Just take a good look at the nigga and you'll capture

The fact that the bastard is simply just an actor

Who mastered the bang and the slang and the mental

Of niggas in Compton, Watts, and South Central

Never ever once have you ran with the turf

But yet in every verse claim you used to do the dirt

But tell me, who's a witness to your fuckin' work?

So you never had no business, so save the drama, jerk!

Niggas straight kill me, knowin' that they pranksters

This is goin' out to you studio gangstas

See, I did dirt, put in work, and many niggas can vouch that

So since I got stripes, I got the right to rap about that

But niggas like you, I gotta hate ya

'Cause I'm just tired of suburbia niggas

Talkin' about they come from projects

Knowin' you ain't seen the parts of the streets, G

Think you started tryna bang around the time of the peace treaty

Wearin' khakis and mob while you rhyme

Little fag tried to sag, but you're floodin' at the same time

And your set don't accept ya; scared to kick it with your homies

'Cause you know they don't respect ya

So, nigga please, check nuts

Before you step to these motherfuckin' real G's

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[Verse 3: B.G. Knocc Out]

Well, it's the Knocc Out, definition "Original baby gangsta"

Approach me like you hard, motherfucker, I'ma bank ya

Shank ya, with my fuckin' shank, if I have to

Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg are fuckin' actors

Pranksters, studio gangstas, busters

But this time you're dealin' with some real motherfuckers

G's, nigga please, don't try to step

'Cause if you do, then a peeled cap is all that would be left

See, young niggas like me will break you off somethin'

Claimin' my city — but Dre, you ain't from Compton

Niggas like y'all is what I call wannabes

And ain't shit compared to real motherfuckin' G's

[Chorus: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

[Verse 4: Eazy-E]

I never met a O.G. who never did shit wrong

You tried to diss the Eazy-E, so now, nigga, it's on

You and your Doggy Dogg think that y'all hoggin' shit

Both of you bitches can come and suck my doggy dick

Beatin' up a bitch don't make you shit, but then again

Some niggas think it makes a man

Damn, it's a trip how a nigga could switch so quick

From wearin' lipstick to smokin' on chronic at picnics

And now you think you're bigger

But to me you ain't nothin' but a bitch-ass nigga

That ain't worth a food stamp

And at Death Row, I hear you gettin' treated like bootcamp

Gotta follow your sergeant's directions

Or get your ass pumped with the Smith & Wesson

Learn a lesson from the Eaze

Stay in your place and don't step to real motherfuckin' G's

[Chorus: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now

[Outro: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]

Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless

Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

Boy, you should've known by now: Eazy Duz It

Eugenics

21:44 Shane Bugbee 

One way or the other bad brother and that was easy to the motherfucker. And that was Doug Doug's not really into Negros. You know, that was fun. Yeah, you don't really like rap there, either. "N" is for "Negro". We'll talk about that later. You know, I live with a Negro family. Ok. Eugenics. Doug at dysgenics.com . Doug is the king dysgenics guy there, or no, he’s the Overlord. I’m sorry. Overlord@Dysgenics.com is his email. Amy’s here with us. WhoreOfHorror. I’m Shane. Many websites. EvilNow, ThreeRingRadio, etcetera, etcetera. We are doing an ABC’s of the alphabet, and it’s an impromptu type of talk radio show, and the only thing that we’re starting off with is a letter, and we just go at it, and the first thing that comes to our mind, we rap about. So Doug had brought up eugenics.

22:57 Doug Misicko

Yeah, eugenics. Right right, right, right. No, no, no. Eugenics is the practice of proper breeding to produce a better gene pool, and a lot of people try to say that it doesn’t work, and that you can’t breed people better because of too many variables or anything else, but everybody knows through common sense that’s a bunch of shit because we’ve seen horse breeders, we’ve seen animal breeders, we’ve seen everything else. I mean, people give a shit about the papers when they get their dog. People give a shit about those things because they know it works. We know there’s facts of heredity. We know that smart people can have a stupid kid, and you know, stupid people can sometimes have a smart kid, but that’s called deviation from the mean, and it’s not uncommon. That happens, but nonetheless, I feel there should be a eugenics policy, or at least something to curb it’s opposite, which is dysgenics, which is producing inferior breeds through, like fetal alcohol syndrome, or crack babies, or whatever. We shouldn’t promote that, and often people will ask me, you know...

24:08 Shane Bugbee 

Oh really? Lots of people ask professor Doug. “Oh, people will ask me...”

24:11 Doug Misicko

People will often ask me “How can you promote an idea like eugenics? Who is qualified... Who’s going to decide who is qualified to have a kid, and who’s not?” You know? And I always tell them that I would be happy to decide. I would be happy to put up some kind of standardized test, like driving a fucking car, Y’know?

24:33 Shane Bugbee 

So you would decide?

24:35 Doug Misicko

Why not?

25:36 Shane Bugbee 

Why? Why is the real question.

24:38 Doug Misicko

Well, I think there’s a certain set of rules...

24:40 Shane Bugbee 

Are you a painter? Do you make twelve thousand dollars a year?

24:42 Doug Misicko

We’re gonna get to that. We’re gonna get to that on "G".

24:46 Shane Bugbee

What are your qualifications, sir?

24:47 Doug Misicko

Right, right. My qualifications is that if nobody else is willing to decide, I will!

24:51 Shane Bugbee

• laughs* Doug, I think this is why we like you.

24:54 Doug Misicko

That’s right.

24:55 Shane Bugbee

Doug, I think this might be why we like you. It’s not just your quirky look.

Amy Bugbee  25:07

It's kind of an E word. I-

Shane Bugbee  25:10

Oh, wait, we've only got five minutes left. That's a start. You know, Doug almost told me last night. He's like, I go. So we started talking he started talking about I'm sorry to interrupt your eugenics. Doug has one eye got a no joke.

Doug Misicko  25:24

Oh my god, I got two fucking eyes and one's mangled and scarred. And that's it.

Shane Bugbee  25:29

Okay. Okay, one doesn't quite work, right? It's not

Doug Misicko  25:32

like I got one in the center of my head.

Shane Bugbee  25:39

You're fucking wonderful. That's great. You're right. He has one broken eye. And the other night we're talking about college, but then he tells me he's to smoke some weed to help out with design. It was a good medicine help. We felt that right away went right to the spot. And you know, he felt not as fucked up as pills. And I said, so we're talking about I said, what? I don't understand what happened here. I really I wasn't asking what happened and I don't understand how this weed helped. I want to know what did you have cancer? The eye is the you know, poked out. You know, he's like, I don't talk about that. I don't tell anyone that. I'm like well, you're talking talking about you got them. I man you're talking about smoking weed for your bed. I said what's wrong? And I say why? You got bum eye? You know, like, oh, man, My knee hurts. How do you get a bum knee? How can you tell the weather with your bad knee? You know, someone's fucking broke my knee and a horse. Dog won't talk about as I come on, dog.

Doug Misicko  26:36

I told you it's an injury. What kind of situation it doesn't. Oh, look, I don't tell you. I'm gonna tell whoever the fox listening. I mean, come on. Dad. It was an accident. I didn't you I didn't I've never even told my main

Shane Bugbee  26:51

kids a fuck man yet. I'll tell you made a lot of things. Start talking

Doug Misicko  26:55

about that. No, no, no. Carry on.

Shane Bugbee  26:59

No, really? Well, what's the big deal though? Really? Why is it so personal? It just wanted things. I don't know.

Amy Bugbee  27:06

I don't I don't know. Something really embarrassing.

Shane Bugbee  27:09

Yeah, like so I got it. If somebody somebody who's running with scissors, right? It's got to be somewhere he would be Pat failing his own eugenics test. It's one of those things where Okay, dude, if I tell you this, I would be put in the oven man. My own oven. My test. I failed. This is there you have all the qualifications to do the eugenics test now, because you failed your own test at some point.

Doug Misicko  27:34

I'm not that's not true.

Shane Bugbee  27:35

Did you stick your own electrical socket?

Doug Misicko  27:39

Put my fucking eye in there. Yeah, there's your reason. I used to stick my eye on everything.

Shane Bugbee  27:47

Now the dogs are cool, straight shooter and he's a cool guy no matter what.

Amy Bugbee  27:52

Well, you know, did you ever hear about the one eyed prostitute and at the Everly club in Chicago? She had a glass eye and she would take it out so men could do the No way. Yeah, this was in like the 1880s this is

Shane Bugbee  28:09

well documented. This isn't what Amy's stories were you don't know whether to believe or not until you get to know her and, and you've seen the blood on Amy's hands up to her elbows. This is a real story.

Amy Bugbee  28:19

Wow, this club was run by the release. I've heard of the Everly club man. Yeah, they had a one eyed prostitute there.

Shane Bugbee  28:26

So Doug, we've got a job for you. Is that what happened?

Amy Bugbee  28:28

Are you a descendant?

Doug Misicko  28:30

I can't take my eye out. I don't have a glass. I got my original parts.

Amy Bugbee  28:35

But you have a detached retina right.

Doug Misicko  28:38

I had a detached eye it's detached a few times. And they had to cut out scarring and all that other shit.

Shane Bugbee  28:43

I think you hit the scissor on the point. Amy when you said he asked me something so fucking stupid. He doesn't want to admit it. And he was experimenting on myself. I can make my brown eyes blue.

Doug Misicko  28:58

The knitting needle was so beautiful. I want to look closer. Right

Shane Bugbee  29:05

you know we got great. Two minutes let's come up with all the reasons

Doug Misicko  29:11

let's go on to another ie you got evil now at the beach Oh yes, the guy from that comic that was from there from like the gift box comic

Shane Bugbee  29:31

his brother over breadsticks? Is that a good one is I like the I in the electrical socket. Dog is about storm out of

Doug Misicko  29:43

the fucking knife.

Amy Bugbee  29:44

Well there's eyelash curler No,

Shane Bugbee  29:45

it's fucked up is the next one is F so I fear what Doug does with fat now. I'm setting the stage for fucking ritual abuse. Go ahead, Amy. Talk to talk to God.

Doug Misicko  29:59

Ciao. Talk to me. Don't talk to me talk. Talk amongst yourselves. For feelings.

Shane Bugbee  30:11

I think we lost a friend. All right, this is the ABCs of the alphabet or something like that. We're just bringing up a letter and talk about stories. That

Letter F

[singer]  00:00 A C D E F, G, H, I J, K L M N O P, Q R S and T U V, W X and Y and Z. I just said my ABCs now it's your turn. Follow me: A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P, Q R S and T U V, W X and Y and Z Happy happy all are we, now we learned our ABCs. Now we learned our ABCs.

Shane Bugbee  01:21

Hey everybody. Yeah maybe Cs of, I can't still fucking remember what you said before - filth. Hey, F. We're on F this uh, this show. We're on F. We just finished up with I. We're on F and (Doug interjects: E) Oh, I guess (Amy: You're delirious) it wasn't I it was E - what a slip. Okay, we just, we just finished up with the letter E. And now we're on F. And this is a show what, it's like a talk show but the only subject we have here we just start off with the letter we toss the first thing that comes to our mind F. Oh I'm dead here I'm dead. We're gonna end the show with fat. I wanna start it with fat. Oh God, I am fat. Okay, yeah, so we can start with F there. Fat, I have, so we started the last show was pretty fun. We started with talking about a bunch of things and we just pick things to talk about. On E Doug had spoke about eugenics and he brought up Ed Gein for me to talk about, was good conversation. Amy, F, What do you have for F, I have I have my man Farrakhan. Fat of course, that's, that's my middle name. Fucked up - I like to get, and failure. Right next to fucked up. You know, I like to get fucked up and it makes me a failure sometimes. Amy, what do you have for F? Oh, I have fuck too. But that's just you know, I don't want I, again, I don't want to be cursed by Doug's brother. Or maybe we can get him on the phone for a couple of these shows. Because he's just gonna sit there. Very typical. Very typical. Not surprising. I think we have to introduce the audience to your brother now. You think he'll come on the air, Doug?

Doug Misicko  03:27

I don't have his number on me.

Shane Bugbee  03:29

Can you call your dad?

Doug Misicko  03:30

He doesn't have his number. Those two don't talk.

Shane Bugbee  03:34

Oh, I'm sorry. That's sorry. How about your mom?

Doug Misicko  03:38

My brother doesn't talk to my parents.

Shane Bugbee  03:40

Right on I like your brother. I don't, I didn't talk to my parents for 16 years.

Amy Bugbee  03:46 Would that be a Feud?

Shane Bugbee  03:47 Feud, Family Feud, Doug! Come on. Give us a story. No, okay. Doug's like "leave me alone. Fuck you, fatty". Come on, say it Doug. Come on Mr. Nice!

Doug Misicko  03:58

No, no no. Just, you know, the private shit and there's no reason - I'm a very closed individual.

Shane Bugbee  04:08

Well, we were talking about anal I forget what was it, no Dirty Sanchez. Okay, forget it. That was a couple shows ago.

Doug Misicko  04:14

Well, I was wondering about felching.

Shane Bugbee  04:16

Oh beautiful, you do have the ABCs of filth on your mind, bro. Felching. What else?

Doug Misicko  04:20

No, I know but no, but well felching we I gotta clarify what what exactly felching is

Shane Bugbee  04:26

Felching is taking a straw and sucking the cum out of an orifice. (Doug: All right), isn't that it?

Amy Bugbee  04:33

I don't know. What is it?

Shane Bugbee  04:35

Felching is it was it started in the gay community, what, at least what they rumored is, you would cum inside the ass and then you would take a straw and suck that cum out.

Doug Misicko  04:46

That well. I think it also applies to there's a vaginal felching right...

Shane Bugbee  04:51

Right, but that's where it started. That was the origins of the joke. The felch joke, but sure. Now that's a big deal in porno now. They do do a lot of that. Yeah, very erotic.

Doug Misicko  05:00

Oh yeah, it's a big turnon to people.

Shane Bugbee  05:03

It's not just the ass though it's also vagina. Oh, there was that great thing Clerks where they talked about snowballing. Remember, they kept talking about snowballing, and they were like, what's a snowball? It's like, oh, when a girl gives you a blow job, she she takes the load in her mouth and she spits it back in your mouth. It's something like that. They're like, oh, dude you've done that? You know, it's it was in Clerks. It was a funny scene, but reminds me of felching. (Doug: Yeah it's pretty bad) Have you ever felched, or been felched? Are you a felchee, or a felcher?

Doug Misicko  05:31

No, no, I got snowballed too un-, unwittingly. I'd have to punch the bitch.

Shane Bugbee  05:37

Really? You make them brush their teeth afterwards? There ain't no making out if they had your dick in their mouth,

Doug Misicko  05:42

Right? Listerine first.

Shane Bugbee  05:44

Really?

Doug Misicko  05:45

Yeah. I'm one of those dudes though. Like soon as I'm done I'll, I'll wash off first you know what I mean?

Shane Bugbee  05:51

So you're washing your dick in the sink. Your dad comes in, grabs you by the head and says son that was from that was we watched the movie the other night Bully, and that was in the scene. We thought it was we didn't understand was the father raping him, loving him? What? (Doug: What was being implied?) Yeah, he's washing his dick in the sink. His dad comes in and says Son, I have an electronics store for you and grabs him by the face anyway. So have you've ever been felched?

Doug Misicko  06:13

No, no.

Shane Bugbee  06:15

Are you a felchee, or a felcher?

Doug Misicko  06:16

I'm neither - none of the above.

Shane Bugbee  06:17

If you were in prison, and you really had no choice. What would you pick?

Doug Misicko  06:21

Oh, somebody would be sucking the cum out of me.

Shane Bugbee  06:24

I see. So you're the ass-fuckee? Not the ass-fucker.

Doug Misicko  06:28

Oh, well, I guess you're right, that would imply I need to be ass-fucked.

Shane Bugbee  06:32

You are the ass-fuckee, buddy, you admitted it.

Doug Misicko  06:35

Well, no, I'm assuming you'd have to suck my own cum out. They'd have to have a straw up my urethra I guess.

Shane Bugbee  06:40

Well, that's a whole new fucking... (Amy: Youch) Yeah. All right. Well, felching any other Fs there?

Doug Misicko  06:45

Fisting.

Shane Bugbee  06:46

Oh, God you are- what happened, is it the pins, did the pins do it to you, fisting? We went over butter fisting though. Now Amy's a professional butter fister. Anyone would like to apply to be fisted? Male or female? I'm sure Amy will just stick a fist in any of you. Whoreofhorror.com.

Amy Bugbee  07:04 You could put in an application.

Shane Bugbee  07:06 Did we all introduce each other this time? I don't think we did (Doug: Yeah it could be...) this is Doug. He runs a website called Dysgenics and it hasn't been run since 1988. (Doug: That's right). There's cobwebs on it. And you when you go to there. It's funny. You'll see these- the only thing he's done his brother put up these HTML style tumbleweeds that blow across it. It's really modern Flash. Flash of tumbleweeds rolling. And Amy does Whoreofhorror.com. A fabulous horror writer and lovely wife and a mother of my many books and dogs. You know, it's a wonderful life we have here and I'm Shane, evilnow.com Among other things, Michael, mikehuntsonfire.com. And so there's our introductions. Amy, what do you have for us?

Amy Bugbee  07:54

Not much good. (Shane: Not much good?)

I have something I can't read my writing. I don't remember what it meant. Fat food force fiends fuck factories fist fire and fill.

Shane Bugbee  08:05

Boy I love that right in a row keep saying it, I'm gonna take my pants off. What was the force? Or forced? e-d or force?

Amy Bugbee  08:12

You know, I just put force but forced either/or.

Shane Bugbee  08:16

I like that one. Forced, force?

Doug Misicko  08:19

What about fire?

Fire

Shane Bugbee  08:21

Oh, fire. Your father was a fireman. That's great. We were talking a little bit about crispy critters, when we talk C. (Amy: That's true.) Talk to us about being the daughter of a fireman. I know being the husband of the daughter of a fireman has been a pretty creepy experience. Just to hear some of her stories growing up listening every morning at the breakfast table listening about how her father took burned babies, dead people out of buildings. That's what she grew up on. Amy, got any stories like why your dad quit the fire department? He just told us that really emotional story. And it was it was something a little touching.

Amy Bugbee  08:58

Well, he was eligible for retirement for a while, but he kept staying on and what finally made him quit was, he had gone to an early morning fire because firemen work 24 hours at a time so he would start work at like eight in the morning and get off eight the next morning. So I guess early the morning before his shift ended, there was a fire in this apartment. He went there. And the police were there and the mother this woman was there and she said that she couldn't find her daughter, that there was a fire in the closet, but the policeman had looked in the closet and didn't see any children. The mother had looked in the closet said she didn't see any children. A couple other firemen had gone in to look for her and didn't see her and I mean it's a closet you know, you would think it would be really easy to find a child in a burnt closet but in fires you know, nothing is as it seems and there's smoke and stuff like that. So my dad went in and looked around and carried the little girl out. And of course she was dead. And he put in his retirement papers that day and moved to Minnesota shortly thereafter. And read in a newspaper article a few years later that this woman had had another baby and done the exact same thing. So the little girl hadn't started the fire like they had thought. The mother had put the kid in there and lit the closet on fire to get rid of her and she did it to another child a few years later.

Shane Bugbee  10:26

No fucking way.

10:27 Doug Misicko 

See, and she’s probably had ten more kids. That’s what I’m talking about with eugenics. Fucking people should be sterilized.

Shane Bugbee  10:35

We're on F, motherfucker. (Doug: Yeah I know, but still.). You felching, fisting, fuck. Wow, that's- that's fucked up. For sure. That's, look, at fucked up for sure. Wow, that's that's crazy that she went on to start keep killing like that. That's that's. That's sad. What do you think after all those times of your father carrying out babies? I wanted to ask him this, but I couldn't because he seemed to be really upset by that, sorry. I wanted to ask him what was different about that one than the others? What do you think it was, just too old and sick of seeing it? Too many years doing that?

Amy Bugbee  11:04

Well, yeah, I think it was just the straw that broke the camel's back. I mean, my dad, you know, before I go to school, my dad would come home from work and talk about stuff that had happened. And, you know, there were just so many stories like that, there was one where they went into an apartment, like a garret apartment, you know, an attic apartment that had burned and the guy and his children couldn't get out because they had put the refrigerator in front of the back door. And so they didn't, they didn't know anyone was home in the apartment. And my dad at the time was a lieutenant. And they're the first ones up the ladder. That's- that's the promotion you get after driving the fire truck. You get to be the first guy into the burning place. (Shane: Wonderful.) And so he went up in there and no one told them that there was anybody in there and so he was walking around and kicking toys and debris and he kicked some dolls out of the way and realized that they weren't dolls that they were children. And it ended up being seven kids and their father all in the apartment dead.

Shane Bugbee  12:12

Fucked up. F, our letter for this week. Thanks, Amy.

Amy Bugbee  12:17

Sure! Well, that goes even beyond his own injuries and being airlifted to hospitals and helicopters and stuff like that. Yaknow.

Doug Misicko  12:23

This is a great Father's Day story.

Shane Bugbee  12:25

Father F we're on the letter F we're doing a show. This is I'm Shane. Amy, Doug. One funny part to end the fire/fireman stuff on a rather funny note. F, funny sort of I mean, we watched this movie Backdraft once and I watched it with Amy, this was when we were first dating or maybe when we're first married. I don't know.

Amy Bugbee  12:46

We were first dating.

Shane Bugbee  12:51

Okay, and the firemen are all smoking in the movie. And I'm like God, what the fuck is this? You know, and Amy's like, Oh no, that's true. Every fireman smokes, they smoke like fucking fiends. And all of a sudden Amy pulls out this picture of her old man. Her father, F, and he's coming out of a fucking hole burned hole in the floor, smoke rising from the floor. Girl, you know, wood on fire in the background. And he's fucking smoking a cigarette. still burning building around him, smoke everywhere, smoking a big fucking cigarette. And you know, he had confirmed that they all firemen smoke crazy. Crazy man crazy.

Doug Misicko  13:29

Maybe they all secretly have some kind of arson fetish too.

Amy Bugbee  13:32

A lot of them do. A lot of them are arsonists.

Doug Misicko  13:34

I think that was part of the profile for like, you know, serial arsonist, they think well, you know, I think they do a profile. It says well, he's probably a fireman. You know...

Shane Bugbee  13:44

Yeah. I'm gonna tell her to let you in on something, maybe Amy will make me edit this out of the show. But you fuck with- you fuck with Amy or anyone in our family. All of a sudden something starts on fire. And that's your house? And that ain't no joke, so I ain't saying nothing else but, a couple people that have fucked with the Stockys all of a sudden their shit burned down.

Amy Bugbee  14:03

Hey, hey, hey, no last names. (laughs)

Shane Bugbee  14:07

We'll bleep that out then. Fuck with Amy. And you know, whatever. They can't prove nothing, and they ain't going to. No, it's old old news.

Amy Bugbee  14:16

No, even some of the firemen my dad worked with (Shane: What are we playing for F?) were convicted for arson. They became firebugs.

Shane Bugbee  14:22

Yeah, so arson for sure firebugs, F. You know what after we play an F song here. I want to talk about food and fat these are something I'm obsessed with. I'm big fat lard ass. And I- we talked about addiction A and one of the things that I have, not an addiction but as a definitely comfort. I found is stuffing food in my fat face all starting with the letter F so fuck you. I've grown, you know. You know what? I have enjoyed eating though and I enjoy food and I gotta tell you I've got a really expensive bag on my fucking stomach here. bag of fat. I have to say I've got about 100 grand in fat because I eat prime rib I eat some good you know filets I eat salmon and you know really good meat and good food I don't just I could appreciate fast food but I don't eat a lot of garbage food like that. You know shit food. I make a lot of food at home. I'm trying to teach Doug, you know to be a man you have to know how to cook. At least a chicken, base something I mean, he's a vegetarian. He's going to eat bark soon.

Doug Misicko  15:30

Yeah, I hardly ever even use the microwave.

Amy Bugbee  15:35

We actually have two. Fields of the Nephilim or Faith No More.

Doug Misicko  15:38

Oh, oh Fields of the Nephilim or Faith No More.

Shane Bugbee  15:42

Ouch. That's a hard one. Faith No More is very cool. But Fields of the Nephilim I say we stick that one in. Have you ever heard them? (Doug: I don't know.) What. Oh, we ain't playing that fucking old school Faith No More. Oh, no. Here we go. Yeah. Fuck, Chuck. We know the deal. Who's producing..?

Doug Misicko  16:02

Right...mic Ben?

Shane Bugbee  16:04

Oh, I just turned my own mic down and that my friend is a sin. I gotta figure out how they...

Amy Bugbee  16:09

So if it was Mike, Pat and Faith No More who'd been on there. No problem.

Shane Bugbee  16:13

No, I wouldn't put Fields of the Nephilim I have a great. I have a great respect for Fields of the Nephilim not only because, anytime when we were dating, we used to fool around to Fields of the Nephilim so I like that- song eight. I like Fields of the Nephilim. I think they're a significant bend culturally. You read about them in interviews plenty. I mean, Amy turned me on to them. And like I said they bring, give me a sort of a pudgy because we always fooled around when you were dating and listening to Fields of the Nephilim so I think that was Amy's fuck music. Let me tell I think when she got you into her web, the fuck music came on. It was Fields of the Nephilim. I dig it though. But I think they were culturally significant because I'd read about them in articles about punk rock bands and death metal bands and black metal bands and gothic bands and industrial bands. And they all brought up Fields of the Nephilim and this, what's the gentleman's name that runs the band?

Amy Bugbee  17:05

Carl McCoy.

Shane Bugbee  17:06

McCoy, what song am I playing here?

Amy Bugbee  17:08

number eight, For Her Light. F.

Shane Bugbee  17:12

Oh look at you. For Her Light.

[Fields of the Nephilim - For Her Light plays]

Shane Bugbee  17:15

Alright, we'll be back.

Letter G

Unknown Speaker  00:00

E, F, G, H, I J, K, L M N O P, Q, R S and T U V, W X, and Y and Z. I've just said my ABCs now, it's your turn. Follow me.

Unknown Speaker  00:25

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I J, K, L M N O P, Q, R S and T U V, W X, and Y and Z. Happy, happy all are we. Now we learn ABCs. Now we learn our ABCs...

Shane Bugbee  01:05

You dumb fucking cunt. Hey, Doug.

01:16 Doug Misicko  Yeah?

01:17 Shane Bugbee  We're on now. And we're doing the letter G right now.

Doug Misicko  01:21

Okay.

01:23 Shane Bugbee  Yeah, you could sip your soda pop.

Doug Misicko  01:24 Why not?

Shane Bugbee  01:26

So what we started last night. You know, we're doing this in a couple of days. Oh, that microphones... And what we're doing is a half hour talk show. And it's the only- I always say is- what we call this yester- "The ABCs of Hate" or "Filth" and "The Alphabet Show"? And it's basically a half hour talk show. The only thing we're going to start with is the letters of the alphabet. So we did A through F, yesterday. And we're going to do G through Z tonight. And we do a half hour, we just say the letter and the first thing that comes to our mind. And we say the letter "G", we start talking about and trying to tell stories and trying to tell stories. Well, we're gonna have to. So we're on the letter G. And here comes Amy, she's late. Ayy-mee.

Doug Misicko  02:20

Late to the studio.

Shane Bugbee  02:21 G to G for- I don't know

Doug Misicko  02:23 For Gary, Indiana.

Shane Bugbee  02:24

Gary, Indiana. Holy fuck.

Doug Misicko 02:25 The shittiest shithole.

Shane Bugbee  02:27 Michael Jackson's shithole. And I don't mean the fun shithole. *laughs* Amy knows all about Gary.

Amy Bugbee  02:37

It's party spot. Real good party.

Shane Bugbee  02:39

Yeah. You know, we live we live right down the block from Gary. And I mean, like little 15 minutes from the murder capital of the United States. Detroit thinks they have that title. But Gary's taken that over and exceeded and that's full of steel mills, old steel mills, closed down steel mills.

Amy Bugbee  03:00

Whole cities of steel mills.

Shane Bugbee  03:03

Do some talking, Amy. Tell us about Gary. Gary's your "G".

Amy Bugbee  03:07

Is that my "G"?

Shane Bugbee  03:09

You'd have a story about it. What else do we have for G? Last night- Oh, yeah. Last night, we started to- find my notes here. We started just by saying letter. You know, we started talking about what we had down for the Gs or whatever. What do you have down Amy? Anything? I've got I know I had G-spot down. But Amy?

Amy Bugbee  03:28

Go, gas, gag, gaggle. I don't know. Gardening...

Shane Bugbee  03:31

Amy will attest to that. I've never found the G-spot. So.

Amy Bugbee  03:35

Oh, that's not true.

Shane Bugbee  03:37

Have I found it?

Amy Bugbee 03:38 Of course.

Shane Bugbee  03:37 Really? "Of course."

Amy Bugbee  03:41

We wouldn't still be married if you didn't. Come on.

Shane Bugbee  03:47

I don't know if I found it or not.

Doug Misicko  03:48

You should be told. You should be told these things.

Shane Bugbee  03:50 You know, I've

Amy Bugbee  03:51

We've talked about it in detail. I thought.

Amy Bugbee  03:54 We did?

Amy Bugbee  03:55 Haven't we?

Shane Bugbee  03:57

Did I have a glazed doughnut around my face?

Amy Bugbee  04:00

Maybe.

Shane Bugbee  04:02

Maybe? I see you smoke some weed, Amy. Without me. Uh-huh. And what is that with green? G. You smoke the green? Come on, Doug.

Doug Misicko  04:14

Gregory Reed.

Shane Bugbee  04:16

Oh, Gregory Reed. We pray- we- Do we have his phone number?

Doug Misicko  04:20

Oh shit. Yeah, we do. Yeah, I do.

Shane Bugbee  04:22

Let's Let's call him real quick. Amy.

Doug Misicko  04:24

Let me explain who Gregory is. Well then explain. Gregory is a self-appointed expert in occult crime.

Shane Bugbee 04:34 Fuckface.

Doug Misicko  04:35 Yeah, he claims that there's a satanic cabal, murdering thousands each year. (Second one there.) And we call him the other day and we're calling him on his bullshit. He's saying there's a body pile being hidden by Satanists somewhere in Colorado. And we asked him for the location because we said we'd be glad- (Hey, you might want to start 67 Because we call remember we He called him the other day.) Anyways, they're gonna give him a call pretty soon. But he claimed also to have a 15,000 page dossier chronicling the crimes of the supposed Satanists, this "satanic cartel", as he called it, and we callrf his bluff. We told him to fax it over to us. We told him to tell us where the place is in Colorado. We told him we were doing a story. We basically ripped him apart. Now Amy is going to do the follow up call. Yes, it's Gregory. Remember?

Amy Bugbee  05:32

You guys didn't prepare?

Doug Misicko  05:34

You're doing the fact checking. We claim he's a he's a pedophile. *call goes to answering machine* Noooo.

Greg Reed (Answering machine)05:34 Hi, you've reached the number of Dr. Greg Reed with ORCC. Please leave me a brief message with your name and number, and I'll get back to you. Thank you.

Doug Misicko  05:34 See, he calls himself a doctor. He's not a doctor. We found out he's a painter.

Amy Bugbee  05:54

This is message is for Mr. Reed. My name is Amy Stockey. Location, my number is 219-931-

Shane Bugbee  06:13

Okay. I couldn't even hear that. No, I can't hear anything that you're saying. Hello? Alright, keep talking please, Doug?

Doug Misicko  06:23

No. Well, anyways, what Amy was going to do is try to call Gregory Reed and claim that we had turned in an article about him that wasn't very complimentary, and we're gonna see what his follow-up response was to her follow-up questions. As to our accusations of pedophilia and all the rest and ignoble behavior and lying. Which I feel very strongly is what he has done.

Shane Bugbee  06:51

Hey, Gregory Reed. It was fun talking to him. And when you hear the show that we did I get to- What's wrong, Doug?

Doug Misicko  07:02

I'm lost without it.

Shane Bugbee  07:06

There's your note pad. It sounds good flying at your head.

Amy Bugbee  07:12

Is that a good sound?

Shane Bugbee  07:14

Yeah, it sounds good. Gregory Reed then. It was cool. Well, we got him on the phone. I was asking him genuine questions. And he kept saying, "I can tell by your tone where this is going." And I had no tone, really. It was his own bullshit that Doug is whole- When you hear this interview, though. We played a little bit of it earlier. But when you hear it, it's funny because he, it he- he lets us know that he's a painter. And he's a youth counselor. And I want to know why the cops would hire him to do any kind of occult investigation. So I asked him his top top five or ten books that- that he had gotten his education from because he said he didn't go to school for it.

Doug Misicko  07:54 Yet he's a doctor.

Shane Bugbee  07:14 Yeah, he starts stuttering, he couldn't even name off one book. It was really funny. No.

Doug Misicko  08:00

Well, he named off two after you really pressed him on it when he claimed there were hundreds and one he mentioned we had already mentioned is being bunk and another one was just a common occult bookshop staple called "Black Magic" by Cavendish, which really doesn't tell you anything about a satanic "cartel".

Shane Bugbee  08:20

Well, Gregory Reed is barely a G, so let's get on with the G for "garbage". Anything else? Come on? It's boring.

Amy Bugbee  Garbage.

Doug Misicko  GG Allin.

Shane Bugbee  GG Allin, now that's exciting. Fucking Doug's the guy who suggests "door" for D and "Gregory Reed" for G. Gregory Reed being so fucking boring I'm falling asleep here... GG Allin, now that's cool. Where's my G- did we ever find my GG Allin CD?

Amy Bugbee  08:42

No, we never did find it. We found the case, but it was empty.

Shane Bugbee  08:48

And I guess that's my fault?

Amy Bugbee  08:51

It's just one of those things that happens.

Doug Misicko  08:53

Maybe we can just throw shit at each other.

Shane Bugbee  08:55

I like that. Or bean dip and pretended it's shit.

Amy Bugbee  Yeah, I'll go get the beans.

GG Allin and sexual assault attempt

Shane Bugbee  Yeah, well, GG Allin was great. I did the- GG Allin, I got a GG Allin story.

Amy Bugbee  09:06

You have a good GG Allin story.

Shane Bugbee  Which one?

Amy Bugbee  09:06 About when you used to write to him and talk to him.

Shane Bugbee  09:12

Yeah, so I used to write to GG Allin and longtime ago I used to do a zine. And GG Allin- we were corresponding before he went to prison. And after he went to prison- you know when you're in prison you really looking for people to call, and so he would call me collect all the time. When we talked for a long, long time and he did the his the GG Allin Manifesto, I think it's called. The GG Allin Mission. He wrote that for me, it's circulated widely now but that was written for my zine Naked Aggression. Originally, the- his mission statement. And the one thing I remember about his phone calls, he'd always talk about is- "People. Fucking people. They don't want to get close to me. They want to hang out with and they get too close to the fire and they get fucking burned, baby burned." And I always remembered that when he got out of prison, he invited me down to the show. They had- he had a couple of shows in Chicago. He's like, "Hey, why don't you come down and you know, have some beers and hang out." And I said, "Dude, I'm not getting too close to the fire, man."

Doug Misicko 10:09 That's goddamn right.

Shane Bugbee 10:11 Not at all. And later on, I had met a gentleman by the name of Mark Fagula Hayner. And "Fagula" was his real name, too. And he had toured with GG Allin and did a video did some video, GG Allin. And he talked about the time his- it was funny, hetell me, "why I hung out with GG Allin. And then one time he got drunk in a hotel room, and he tried to rape me." And I go, "Well, tell me about it." He's like, "Dude, he jumped on top. He's fucking beat my head. He's like, he was punching me, really beat my ass and trying to get my pants off," and he had his pants off, GG Allin was naked with a hard-on, fuckin' trying to rape Mark Haner. And it was really funny, like, "What happened, Mark?" And he looked- he started you know, that time when you could tell someone's lying when they pivot their eyes? You know, they don't look you in the eye. Marks like, "Well, I got out of there, of course. I kicked him in the head and ran out of the room." To me, when I heard that story right away, I said, dude, penis touched hole or something. Like, like, I think there was more than- I think his pants may have came down... And I didn't say he actually raped him. Because he did follow through with the rest of the tour.

Doug Misicko  11:13

Oh...

Amy Bugbee  11:14

What can you do though? I mean, you know-

Doug Misicko  11:16

I don't think- GG wasn't actually a big guy, was he?

Amy Bugbee  11:19

I don't think Mark Haner was any match for him, though.

Shane Bugbee  11:22

You don't have to be though. It's those crazy fucking skinny fucks like you got to worry about because they got nothing- They just go crazy. It's called "retard strength."

Doug Misicko  11:28

All right, well, well, and I would I would obtain retard strength. Somebody's trying to rape me.

Shane Bugbee  Wouldn't you?

Doug Misicko  Fuck yeah.

Shane Bugbee  11:36

Right. So I think it's retard strength. I think GG Allin and had retard strength from the get-go.

Doug Misicko  11:41

...I guess so.

Amy Bugbee  11:42

I don't think Mark had retard strength.

Shane Bugbee  11:45

I think Mark had a confusion in his mind. "I want this. But he isn't- hasn't showered for days." That's torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool.

Doug Misicko  11:57

It's all fun and games till somebody starts throwing shit.

Shane Bugbee  12:00

Or pokes their eye out.

Doug Misicko  12:03

Right. So I'd never go to a GG show. We've already got one base covered.

Amy Bugbee  12:08

Yeah, right. I remember him touring and thinking, "Huh, that might not be the show to attend."

Doug Misicko  12:14

Oh, hell no.

Shane Bugbee  12:15

I found the Geeg.

Amy Bugbee  12:15 Excellent.

Doug Misicko  12:17

GG Allin. Or George- or George Michael.

Amy Bugbee  12:23

Didn't the Secret Service visit you because of GG Allin?

Shane Bugbee  12:27

Oh yeah, yeah, that's the story. That's why I asked which one. I couldn't remember. Yeah. Okay, so I got the- I am, I'm one of the people that you can tell you've met. Okay, you met me over the radio here. But I got a visit from a Secret Service, and it was after GG Allin and wrote the "Mission Statement" for Naked Aggression. He had also come up with a single- I think on the other one, but he has a single called "Kill the President". And it is it was like, "Kill the president fuck the pigs"

Doug Misicko  12:54

Hey! that's a it's quite a concept. (Shane Bugbee: Right?) Right.

Shane Bugbee  12:59

He, he going to put the CD out real quick. He had this this the site. So I get this. He puts it out. I have a review of it magazine. And I think I was running an ad for him for the same day where the Secret Service is looking for GGL and right before he goes to prison, and they come to a house. I'm living at this little Italian lady's house, on our couch in the basement. And the Secret Service comes there to question me. And it was wild why- it was really fucking scary man because they are like the Men in Black. They had the black suits and the black glasses. And after they talked me for a while they understood I was just you know, a kid, no harm, no foul. So the intimidation tactic stopped, and they laughed a little. And I'm like hey, that's really cool car and I'd ask him something to come on here and check out the trunk. It was like an intimidation tactic. I pop his trunk open, and this is before home computers now. I'm talking- this is before the big home-computer explosion. This is what tech technology wasn't as it is now. I wouldn't be so freaked out today had I've seen this. Rhere was literally a whole trunk full of computers and shit like that with like dot matrix printers paper you know paper the one off all TV I like TV screens in the middle and-

Doug Misicko  14:17

Like they're running an office from their trunk.

Shane Bugbee  14:20

Yeah, like they can run your fucking name you know and shit and get your whole fucking family [burden?] that they had the shit right there. And I was like, you know, it was- it was- it was there they had the tools, they had the tools to take you down right there.

Amy Bugbee  14:34

Imagine now how much more advanced they are.

Doug Misicko  14:37

Well now you gotta magnetic strip on your ID.

Amy Bugbee  14:40

I took a money order to a currency exchange, and they took a picture of me like a retinal scan or something.

Doug Misicko  14:47

That's fucked up because our IDs weren't even meant to be like national ID cards like they're used for now. Used- but they're not you know, used to identify- It was meant to be just a driver's license to license you to drive not to identify you to to law enforcement.

Amy Bugbee  15:02

it's really scary and it's a law not to carry one right? Some kind of identification.

Doug Misicko  15:07

Yeah I think so. I think I think in some states even if you're not the one driving, you get pulled over, you don't have any form of ID over a certain age, I think they can screw with you I think they can pull you in and check you, check- I could be wrong but I mean, if I am wrong now I will not wrong for-

Amy Bugbee  15:29

Stick around just like income [unintelligible] that was supposed to be temporary. Income tax was supposed to be a temporary measure. That's right that when the-

Doug Misicko  15:44

how do you feel about Greek openings?

Shane Bugbee  15:47

Are you talking about our film opening? "My Greek Wedding"? I loved it. "My Fat Greek Wedding"? I'm fat, man. I love Greek openings- Are you talking about ass play? "Greek" as in ass play? I know that I have Greek friends and they all say you got a Greek time that was all those motherfuckers digging in each other's asses, [unintelligible] fucking 'em like fuckin' mad. I think-

Doug Misicko  16:09

Well, that's what they're notorious for. They say a Greek person is somebody who believes in widening the circle of their friends. (Shane Bugbee: What was that?) The definition of a Greek person supposed to be somebody who believes in widening the circle of their friends.

Shane Bugbee  16:26

"Wide."

Doug Misicko  16:30

"Gopher holin'." Ever hear it? (Shane Bugbee: "Gopher hole"?) Yeah, gopher holin'. And it's like if you really got to take a shit real bad and it's just kind of peeking out. Or if you just kind of putting your head in a little bit, you know you're gopher holin'. Just a little bit, a little bit in the hole or a little bit out of the whole, you're gopher holin' on

Amy Bugbee  16:49

I was just gonna say, is that one of your accomplishments in the Urban Dictionary.

Doug Misicko  16:54

I didn't- In fact, I haven't looked it up there.

Shane Bugbee  16:56

That's one of his accomplishments in life. Putting in "gopher hole"

Amy Bugbee  17:00

Someday in a thousand years, all your words will be in the regular dictionary.

Doug Misicko  17:06

It's true. Webster's soon enough

Amy Bugbee  17:09

Instead of Greek or Roman origin it will be "Doug"

Doug Misicko  17:16

"Gastronomic"? (Shane Bugbee: "Gastronomic"? Speak up.) I don't know I don't have any anecdotes that are gastronomical.

Amy Bugbee  17:26

Hmmm. Baking soda helps. Have you ever used baking soda and warm water?

Doug Misicko  17:33

"Worm water"? What's that.

Shane Bugbee Warm water.

Amy Bugbee  17:37

You mix a little baking soda in with some warm water like a shot. (Crosstalk, Shane Bugbee and Amy Bugbee repeating "warm" and "worm")

Doug Misicko  17:51

It's that Gary, Indiana, accent. (Cross talk about smoking something from bag.)

James Earl Ray's Brother

Shane Bugbee  18:03

But baking soda and warm water will help my gas, like, better than everything, and you know who will agree with me on this? We hit it off famously after we said we [unintelligible] both you guys talking to James Earl Ray's brother on the phone.

Doug Misicko  18:16

Nobody noticed you had gas yesterday. Yeah, I didn't know that.

Shane Bugbee  18:22

I did the James Earl Ray's brother had- had we- we got along famously after we agreed that we use baking soda and warm water get rid of our gas problems.

Doug Misicko  18:30

Yeah, that was a common linkage there, huh? That's why you talked to him for gastronomical advice?

Shane Bugbee  18:38

I do love getting advice from people like that but he was an old man. He was a good was cool. He was uh he invited me to James Earl Ray's funeral. You know, if I could have done anything that was the one thing I'd like to- like to have done. And I regret not getting it do that because it's such short notice. When I heard he died, I called his older brother in the funeral. Good to go to the guy accused of shooting Martin Luther King because I really didn't like Martin Luther King. I think he was [asking for it].

Amy Bugbee  19:03

We're supposed to go down there like the week before he died. We had plans because Shane had been talking to his brother, and they had found common ground the baking soda and warm water use.

Shane Bugbee  19:18

We've been going on for hours about me. I'm a special kind of guy and let's just talk about "G".

Doug Misicko  19:23

And you brought up James Early Ray. I know that's not-

Shane Bugbee  19:25

You know as I look at you, I think "gay". (Doug Misicko: Really?) Gay. Yes. I don't know why.

Doug Misicko  19:30

No, James Earl Ray. Do you remember the stories-

Shane Bugbee  19:32

Amy brought up gay when she was looking at you the other night. She said, "I just think gay." And now that's all I can think when I'm looking at Doug. Why do you why do you think "gay" when looking at Doug's eye?

Amy Bugbee  19:40

Hmm, I don't know. It must be [unintelligible] thing. Yeah. And the butterface discussions.

Shane Bugbee  19:46

Yeah, it's the butterface discussion.

Doug Misicko  19:47

Do you know the story of James Earl Jones getting presented the plaque for like Black History Month

Shane Bugbee  19:56

Yeah, and it says, "James Earl Ray" on it? You know it was some guy.

Doug Misicko  19:58

You know it was. You know, they said it was a mistake (Shane Bugbee: Some fuckin' Klansman, fuckin' fucking with him.) No, no somebody on his last day of the job was pissed his job or something. (Amy Bugbee: Or they smoked too much weed.) (Shane Bugbee: Amy, Amy...) Smoked the good one. The nugget-

Shane Bugbee  20:12

Thanks for bringing the fucking show [down]. (Amy Bugbee: Ohh nooo.) Now it's the Cheech and Chong Show. (Doug Misicko: The green.) So you're more fuckable- and I don't mean in the physical way. I could fuck with you more when you're stoned and I'm not. (Amy Bugbee: Are you playing GG Allin now or what?) Yeah, you want to play a song? (Amy Bugbee: Oh, we're not playing-) Which one? Well, we're playing "Unrest", but we have a choice from here's some GG Allin this is off the CD Freaks, Faggots, Drunks and Junkies, "My Revenge" (Amy Bugbee: Masterpiece.) Yeah, we can play "My Revenge". "Dope Money". "Be My Fuckin' Whore". "Suck My Ass It Smells". "Dog Shit". "Wild Riding".

Amy Bugbee  20:49

You have to play "Suck My Ass It Smell" in honor of Mark Gainers near-

Shane Bugbee  20:55

me off all the songs. That's a good suck. My acid smells dodgy. But what I'm interested in, in playing actually is the one that number six is called Wild writing. I wonder what he's writing? I've never thought to play subgraphs it's mostly the obvious one but wild writing. Could you imagine Gigi talking about riding a horse or something?

Doug Misicko  21:14

He's riding Hayner maybe it's dedicated.

Shane Bugbee  21:18

Sleeping in my piss. And when we get to wetting the bed I'll talk about sleeping in my purse. Antisocial masturbator that was written for me. last in line for the gang bang also written for me die when you die, which is one of my favorite GGL ins. commit suicide. I'm not telling you to do that but it's a song. crash and burn. Outlaw scum fuck which is also one of my favorite GM sayings. Caroline and Sue Conte sucking cannibal Oh, here's another one that for one family 16 Family young little meat that works for you. That has all the age restrictions written down girls in every country you know if you go to Sweden you get 13 year olds legally correct is that after that I want to kill you and my bloody mutilation so what do we play? You want suck my ass and smell hating? Suck my acid smells Amy we want to hear

Amy Bugbee  22:23

I don't know you're the expert you're

Shane Bugbee  22:25

the DJ alright I'll do what I think we'll just go with the you know I'm gonna play a little bit of that. Here it sounds like while fighting just for a joke shits and grins as they say in Hammond.

Unknown Speaker  23:33

Everybody

Unknown Speaker  23:42

died everyone's afraid what happens

Unknown Speaker  23:58

want to talk about now he doesn't know that stuff knocking straight to

Unknown Speaker  24:27

the horse and I don't care. You can set what you want to say about

Unknown Speaker  24:42

the guy whiskey by the doubt Santa will get some nights and shale. So crunchy

Unknown Speaker  25:06

Everybody stop chronic

Unknown Speaker  25:44

GGL

Shane Bugbee  25:52

dug, pull your pants back up and quit your weapons ship

Doug Misicko  25:57

wasn't he put in his coffin with his pack in his hand?

Shane Bugbee  26:00

Yes. went out of style.

Doug Misicko  26:05

No, he went out puking on his. Are you choking on his own puke? Danny? Yeah. He was supposed to kill himself on stage. Oh,

Shane Bugbee  26:15

no, he had a heroin overdose vomit, you know all that stuff. Wow.

Doug Misicko  26:21

Heroin. Yeah. Okay,

Shane Bugbee  26:23

so why he left us all disappointment he didn't kill himself on Halloween on stage. He disappointed everyone. It was great.

Doug Misicko  26:30

Yeah, you know, I guess it still fits

Shane Bugbee  26:33

everything. Jesus you know Jesus Jesus, man. There's you can't fuck with him either. His philosophy is stage show nothing. That's what's wrong with the fucking youth of today. They have no GG Allen to look at what an extreme is some dude who punched cops in the face when we did the expo. All right. We're gonna end we have two minutes here. When we did the expo the extreme number two, we had a band play called bad luck. 13 right experience, experiment extravaganza. And they came out and they do like fake wrestling and hit each other with ball bats with nails and kill rats and all this shit on stage. Right? Well, because the cops were there. They decided to do this protest where they laid on the stage and act like they're asleep and and play. They didn't do their normal show because we had a lot of cops and stuff like that. And the guy came up to me EliteSingles Yo, this is sort of lame, dude. We expected to be able to do what we wanted. And I said, expected to do what you wanted. And I said isn't GGL and your big role model guy? And he goes yeah, and I go GGL would have said fuck off to these cops. He would have flunked shitting their face. The show lasted about 30 fucking seconds and there would have been a riot. And that's what GG down did and I booked people on the show like you to fucking kill cops to kill kids to smash the fucking venue down burn the place to the fucking ground. Dude. You should have brought guns out and started shooting. I don't give a fuck. Where was your GGL in spirit then motherfucker you laid down on your back like a bitch. The guy looked at me and he they're bigger dudes. And they're scary dudes. And they looked at me and they looked at their guard. They said, You know, you're right. And they knew I was right. And you're gonna say Gigi and your role model then you better fucking be ready to have a 32nd show. Because that's what Gigi Allen shows were they were fucking two minutes, man. They were 30 seconds. When he went to friendly situation when there were no cops. He's in a punk rock bar and he fucking to his show. They wouldn't last but two songs because he started throwing shit and the bounces were beating his ass and he's fighting them smashing bottles on their head. I mean, it was a riot man. He couldn't fucking play anywhere. Seattle was the shit. Quite literally. We have one minute left. So Geez government, fuck him. Burnham guns, government and guns. Exactly. And God, I have this great Malcolm X speech where he talks about it's the ballot or the bullet. It's the Year of an election is we need to vote with the ballot or we need to vote with the bullet. I think we need to vote with the bullet. And if this is Malcolm X speaking, of course, I do not endorse any kind of assassination attempt. Or any kind of Amy's gonna have to get us in trouble again. Right?

Amy Bugbee  29:02

I do. No, no, I learned my lesson.

Shane Bugbee  29:05

No, but this is coming from Malcolm X. You know, it's, I'm talking about history here. Okay, just quoting him quoting right. I could quote Doug Wright endorsing was quoted by quoted dog on what he says off the air. He'd get a visit from the Secret Service and I wouldn't be as special.

Doug Misicko  29:20

All right, I get more than a visit. My real beliefs were known. I think I'd get more than a visit. I wouldn't see what those beliefs are. But

Shane Bugbee  29:29

hey, we do know what we have. 15 seconds. I'm Shane evil now.com That's Doug from dis genex.com. And that's Amy from the horror of horror.com. Check us out and tune in next time for the letter H that's a good one. And oh, make sure the catch the letter. Tony, Spock you hey, go. So I'm going to count I'm gonna wait a minute, Amy while you do this. I'm gonna start the next one and it's just gonna do a Giving

Letter H

Unknown Speaker  00:01

Because you see, it's about a friend of mine. He's from Detroit. And I'm gonna tell you something about him. He's crazy. Why? If you dare him to do something he'll do it provided the money's right. Jesus Christ. I remember the time was in this pet store. We met him at Dollar. He wouldn't met the heads off on them little white rats. He did it. I said, Damn. What would you do for $2? He picked up two more and he beat the head off. Ah, one of them. I laughed so hard. I nearly threw. I said Jay, you the craziest bastard I've ever seen in my entire life. He said that so Kay I'm $3 richer to NAS all those important to him. Ale I remember one time at this party, and we dared him to pee in the Punchbowl. He did it. CJ can be a real ass Oh sometime. But it weren't no big deal to him. Because he could pee right on cue. Are you believing they ship? Cars if not you kiss my ass. I Guaran damn tee you is true

Unknown Speaker  01:50

remember one time we bet him he wouldn't make love to this girl that had VD for $10 He said hell if you double your money. I'll make love to her brother. He would have done it do except we didn't have $20 playing the six. Now why Jay did this year I'll never know. Because when it comes to getting poontang he got zero. This has been

Shane Bugbee  02:25

done, Doug. Amy, you're not going to be happy. When you hear what I played in front of this alphabet show. I play Jeff Foxworthy. The Redneck alphabet.

Doug Misicko  02:38

That man is not funny

Shane Bugbee  02:40

and it's really stupid. Oh really. But you know, that's what happens when you're downloading stuff and just put ABC at alphabet and then whatever. But this is the ABCs of the alphabet or the alphabet of ABCs or the ABCs of filth and or the alphabet show whatever we don't really have a name it's a concept and all our topic is all we do is start this half hour internet talk show with the a letter and this week or not this week but this show is the letter H don't look at my age his motherfucking jerky change your

Doug Misicko  03:16

cheater hot Carl

Shane Bugbee  03:20

god dude don't talk about my name on the weekends don't ever tell people that you call me I'm fucking Saturdays again. The you know the mics are on duck.

Doug Misicko  03:29

Okay, well there's right okay good well your stage now go away.

Amy Bugbee  03:34

Carl. Amy

Shane Bugbee  03:37

it's one Doug shaved my chest

Doug Misicko  03:40

all right actually there's debate as to what a proper hot Carl is

Shane Bugbee  03:43

what is a hot car and why are you all into the film stuff? Are you reading all my pins?

Doug Misicko  03:48

You do have a hot girl pin no I have holiday Sanchez

Shane Bugbee  03:53

it's like you're ripping off the idea that all your words from my own fucking pins and I don't like it

Doug Misicko  03:57

all right, go ahead. You talked about you talked about your hot Carl what is how do you give a hot Carl

Shane Bugbee  04:03

listen I am i Car know what is hot car

Doug Misicko  04:07

what hot Carl's a scat sex act it's got to do a shit

Shane Bugbee  04:12

with you dude.

Amy Bugbee  04:13

Is it when you eat too many hot

Doug Misicko  04:14

peppers. See that's the debate the debate is some people say it's it's when you put plastic wrap over somebody's face and then take a shit on it. Some people say that is in fact actually a Cleveland steamer. Or as other people say a hot Carl is is got. Anyway you caught it. Somebody's taking the shit on somebody else. Some people say it's when you break up with somebody.

Shane Bugbee  04:36

That's me pulling some weed out of a baggie. And then this is a letter H for Hi.

Doug Misicko  04:41

I'm sorry, Doug. Well, okay, you

Shane Bugbee  04:43

want to hit me? No, no getting mad interrupting you.

Doug Misicko  04:46

I am. It's here comes the hot Carl. Now it's when you other people say it's when you leave and you shit on somebody's belongings before you go. No, I'm leaving tomorrow. You know what The train leaves tomorrow.

Amy Bugbee  05:04

That's funny. I had someone shit on my windowsill one time in my apartment and no one would own up to it. They all blame the dog.

Shane Bugbee  05:12

You know, that's a story I'd never heard but you definitely had a hot car. Oh, poor form that you didn't Yeah.

Amy Bugbee  05:18

It just was sitting there in the windowsill and it was a second storey apartment. So

Shane Bugbee  05:23

that's that's hot. As Paris Hilton Nicole Richards say that's hot.

Doug Misicko  05:27

I should have neighbor's doorstep before really I lived in like this apartment complex one floor kind of thing. You know, separate buildings that I was working late night shifts and this person playing music very loud all day and I'd always beat on the wall. But they'd start early. They start at like 6am You know?

Shane Bugbee  05:47

I don't understand where you beat it on the wall just on a different time. Or did you be on a wall because they played well because they're playing music.

Amy Bugbee  05:55

Music

Shane Bugbee  05:56

I'd beat on the wall. It was a perfect relationship. Couple.

Doug Misicko  06:01

So one night, I really had to take a shit. So I just went over there and I showed on their doorstep and the loud music did stop I think they put two and two together. And what was funny is it was kind of hard

Shane Bugbee  06:12 train horn rage. Horn. Right? You missed it.

Doug Misicko  06:16

It was kind of a busy street. You know, I was squatting there taking a shit and anybody could have driven by and

Amy Bugbee  06:22

saw tissue or anything.

Doug Misicko  06:25

I took a few with me and then I finished the job when I you know, I wasn't I guess I wasn't. I wasn't thinking clearly enough to stick the US tissue on the door. Also there would have been there would have been a distinct message to it. I should have written on him beforehand. Fuck you, you know and stuck them. Why did you deal with ah, we went from hot Karl.

Shane Bugbee  06:46

I know you keep reverting back to shit and assholes and I dug Carl dog I'm sending this CD to a psychologist and I'm gonna have analyze your fucking life. But you know what you hear this?

Doug Misicko  06:56

I don't need to be analyzed

Amy Bugbee  06:58

shit taught coming from a dog though who says he's never touched another person's butt or had his own touched.

Shane Bugbee  07:05

I'm sipping a cup of hot coffee hot. Ah, I know that's not the good age like hot Cairo but I'm having hot coffee. And I'm going to hear this. I'm going to try to get as high as Amy but I don't know if that can ever be achieved from the hookah from the hookah. Doug's disgusted from the hookah dug straight edge freaks dug straight and he just wants everyone to consume more and more until they all explode and fat bubble

Doug Misicko  07:32

dad like everybody getting higher on me. It's cool.

Shane Bugbee  07:36

Oh God, Jesus Christ. We missed that for gas where I would have

Amy Bugbee  07:42

was that a busted Daisy? We learned yesterday.

Shane Bugbee  07:46

I did not bust the daisy. And you know what, Doug? That's true. We're talking about the shit and Angel stuff from a guy who's never had a finger up his ass. And that's not you know, I know that sounds like you know, Hey, dude, you've never had a finger up your eyes. What? You could have least slipped your own finger out that one time I think you have you know that? You know the frozen hotdogs story and every high school there's a frozen hotdog person.

Doug Misicko  08:07

Yeah, it all started with me. One frozen hot dog every high school. This is ah,

Shane Bugbee  08:13

we need some eight stories. Amy What are your H words?

Amy Bugbee  08:17

Well, of course horror. I have highpass accuracy home in Hammond homes and home.

Shane Bugbee  08:26

I love it. Well, what do you want to you want to you want to say Doug's been spouting off about something?

Doug Misicko  08:31

HH Holmes. That's Triple H.

Unknown Speaker  08:33

Zack was thicker him. Welcome.

Amy Bugbee  08:36

Say that guy is 100 years.

Shane Bugbee  08:39

Good serial killer but who gives a fuck? Let's get some kids. Or something to go further. Some goals out there. To 300 dead. Ah, ah, anything else? Your horror, horror of horror. Speak up. Let's hear a story about horrors or something from the horror. Well, we

Amy Bugbee  08:56

watched a couple of horror movies just today.

Shane Bugbee  08:59

Yeah, they were cool.

Doug Misicko  09:00

So watched had had

Shane Bugbee  09:02

the monkeys had the best fucking movie in the world.

Amy Bugbee  09:05

Wow. We were preparing and we didn't even know it. Yeah, never

Shane Bugbee  09:09

seen the monkey's head dog. Just watch the tape. And this was the first time you've seen a dog. Give an honest review min.

Doug Misicko  09:16

Ted I thought it was I Well, I'm not sure what movie it was. I mean, I'm not sure what year it was. But it seems well. Well, well before it's time. It seems like you know something like Oliver Stone was probably inspired. Yeah. Yeah, it was very avant garde. It kind of you watch it and it kind of goes it almost seems like it goes nowhere, but it's one of those things you keep watching anyways seems like it's going somewhere if you walk away if you like you're gonna miss something

Shane Bugbee  09:43

sort of like the theme song that they have there. Just when you thought it over the beginning might begin or something like that, that should be saw. And so did you have any respect for the beetle or monkeys? Oh, bad note beetle. Oh my god. I'm a monkey's fan too.

Doug Misicko  09:58

Well, before I saw it, you Before you start, what

Shane Bugbee  10:00

do you think of the Monkees?

Doug Misicko  10:01

No, I always thought what I heard of them that they were just put together as kind of like, a corporate answer to the Beatles some What do you think after you saw that? Yeah, they they obviously weren't, they obviously had their own ideas and their own thoughts, and they seem to mock themselves a lot, at least the image that they were portraying before that a lot, you know, like I what I made of the in one point in the movie, they're playing on stage. And then when they leave the stage, they become these mannequins that are being torn apart by the crowd. And I thought that was very indicative of how they felt of how they're being treated, how they're being portrayed, and how they're owned and know how they're supposed to be these plastic games.

Shane Bugbee  10:40

For age, I do my duty dog do you do yours?

Amy Bugbee  10:45

And it had so many weird little second, like sub stories and plots, you know, like it was really a strange film.

Shane Bugbee  10:52

I like had in more than one way Oh, it was found about getting head is that and this should we I wish we would call the circumcise guy, but I know I noticed since Amy's turned me on to nipple play. I really enjoy my nipples, almost as much if not more than head what? That's in No, we're talking about head and I'm comparing the two I used to really love head but my nipples are so much more sensitive than my penis. And I think it's because I had a circumcision. You know, I think they cut off that feel and the feeling how your nipples feel is probably how your penis would feel it would feel so much better if I wasn't circumcised. I think I wouldn't I will never know that but I really wish I could see my parents and I you know, but that I guess that circumcision, which is we've missed that one. That's the Volume Two of our, our ABCs of hate and filth in the alphabet show that we're doing here. Which is I'm Shane.

Doug Misicko  11:46

And I'm Doug. And I'm Amy

Shane Bugbee  11:49

and I run evil now.com Among other things, my content feiyr.com Three Ring radio.com

Doug Misicko  11:55

and I own the domain name dis genex.com Well, actually, oh, that explorer. Yeah, there's something

Shane Bugbee  12:02

can we well, we live in Hammond, Indiana on Holman on home and if you ever have ever seen the Christmas story that's home in Indiana, which is really Hammond Indiana, he just changed the street name and stuff. And he being Jean Shepherd. But Amy, any Hammond stories Hammond where we live we're broadcasting now is where A Christmas Story The movie is written about this is this is this is the area.

Amy Bugbee  12:28

Exactly. Yeah. Christmas Story, summer story. And then there were a bunch of other movies that Matt Dillon started that are really good to that Phantom of the open her

Doug Misicko  12:40

heart was Matt Dillon. Middelen

Shane Bugbee  12:43

you're cowboy. You don't know who Matt Dillon is? We are old. I think Amy like that's out of his timeframe. That was the eight years he was still fucking into Mama's womb or something. His ball sack

Doug Misicko  12:56

I'm not good with names of actors and everything else. I've never actually even seen drugstore cowboy.

Amy Bugbee  13:02

Have you ever seen the outsiders? No,

Doug Misicko  13:05

there was no there was like what Junior High girls like I thought was

Shane Bugbee  13:09

wrong. No, it's a good it's a good movie. I like that shit. I'm not a junior. I grew like to say I'm a fucking hit. Yeah. Ah.

Amy Bugbee  13:16

For hit you ever seen over the edge? That's a great movie. It's like his first

Shane Bugbee  13:21

Yeah, over the edge is fucking snow or cold man. Really? He's a different generation though. Doug's a youngster, man.

Doug Misicko  13:28

Sorry, you know?

Amy Bugbee  13:29 I'm trying to think of a recent movie. He's been in

Shane Bugbee  13:32

high school. Ah, I bet you we all have good high school story. Oh, fuck, but we only have five minutes each. Cool. We’re gonna play High on Fire. Which song are we gonna play, Amy?

Amy Bugbee  13:40

Oh, you know. They’re all three good. I don’t know.

Shane Bugbee  13:42

Just pick one. Let’s see. What are the names?

Amy Bugbee  13:45

“Blood From Zion”, “Ten Thousand Years”, or “Master of Fists”.

Shane Bugbee  13:51

Master of Fists.

Amy Bugbee

Alright, number three.

Shane Bugbee

What do you think, Doug?

Doug Misicko  13:55

I don’t know. I kind of like the idea of blood from Zion, ‘cause that would make it go over there...

Shane Bugbee

For Zion, or from Zion?

Amy Stocky

From Zion.

Shane Bugbee

Ok, that’s it, How about you, Amy? Are you gonna say...

Doug Misicko

Bleed them dry.

Amy Bugbee  14:04

I'm not gonna go with the only one that didn't get picked

Shane Bugbee  14:07

as a good we'll just play the whole city and forget the fuck the show. will play. Is that one,

Amy Bugbee  14:12

one. Let's start with one.

Shane Bugbee  14:14

Cool, high on fire. And let me let me let your kids know. This is from a demo literally hearing to a demo before this was not released. So you hear an unreleased high on fire. You You know I'm gonna pause that song. And I'm gonna tell Doug the story about high end fire. Let me hear okay, so high in fire they play this expo they're great great music musicians and Doug you've never heard high in fire right? Never. So we turned up the speaker here and Doug is acting like he's mocking my metal this and so I have to explain to him how God like high on fire is so high on fire. They write this album called Jerusalem, this album, okay, it takes them a year to write, dig, they go out to the desert in this little hut and write the song. They write the song on the walls of the hut. It's one song it's 80 minutes long. It took them a year to write. They do it in one take and record it perfect. It's a great job. But it doesn't impress you.

Doug Misicko  16:22

I'd have to hear it I guess. I mean, but isn't that cool? That is cool. I can see an album like that being good. Well, you're

Shane Bugbee  16:28

gonna hear some high on fire right now.

Amy Bugbee  16:29

Well, that's one of the that was sleep though.

Shane Bugbee  16:31

Yeah, that was sleep. That was a bad sleep. That's a different band. But

Amy Bugbee  16:36

Pike is like the leader of med pikes like

Shane Bugbee  16:39

a rock out he's like a Jimmy Page or some shit man he'll you know in the history annals of metal or rock and roll he will be known as one of the great guitar players and you're in do the faggy skinny puppy type stuff which Amy said the thing about skinny puppy is the bad thing about skinny puppy is there's just no heterosexual dudes there.

Doug Misicko  17:02

And I proved heterosexual and it's right at the

Shane Bugbee  17:05

maybe that's why you felt so strongly about proving heterosexual stuff.

Amy Bugbee  17:13

No, just a lot of gays gravitate towards and desert.

Shane Bugbee  17:58

Right

Unknown Speaker  20:00

All right?

Doug Misicko  22:15

My son,

Amy Bugbee  22:18

same was what was that Amy? Matt pike from high on fire, communicated with our turtle and told us its name.

Doug Misicko  22:28

So the turtle told him what his name was.

Amy Bugbee  22:31

Yep, he was over having pizza with us and he asked what our turtles name was. And we said no name had stuck. So he sat there for a few minutes and about a half an hour later, he said, your turtle just told me. Her name is Myrtle

Doug Misicko  22:51

Myrtle of all things turtle ever said. Isn't that a Dr. Seuss book? Myrtle the Turtle?

Shane Bugbee  22:58

I don't know. It could be. But Matt Pike is cool.

Doug Misicko  23:02

All right. I don't I don't doubt that it's name is murder. Is that what you call it?

Amy Bugbee  23:06

Absolutely done. He

Doug Misicko  23:08

was right. Then he was right. Heil. Yep, true. And in there. Hi. Oh, John Ashcroft.

Shane Bugbee  23:17

Heil. Heil, Hitler.

Doug Misicko  23:20

I couldn't think of another he just couldn't do it.

Amy Bugbee  23:24

It's such an obvious one.

Shane Bugbee  23:27

You guys didn't have it? No. Are you? Are you doing an imitation of Doug's brother? That's so obvious. Typical. Typical. Yes. I expected that. Not surprising. I think that's all he said to us all weekend. That's all he said. Isn't an AMI? Not surprising? No, but what do you say to me?

Amy Bugbee  23:45

It wasn't on my list. And it would seem such an obvious one. Your list?

Shane Bugbee  23:50

It's on my list. What

Amy Bugbee  23:51

else is on your list?

Shane Bugbee  23:52

Hi. Like I was getting at high school. High school. I had some good stories, but I'm afraid to tell them. I don't know. High School is a drag to me. I hated it.

Doug Misicko  24:04

I fucking hated it, too.

Shane Bugbee  24:05

I know one time I tied a belt around some books and whacked a big fucking linebacker in the head with them because he kept What do you did with every, every time I leave class, he take the history book, which was the thickest book. And he smashed me on the top of the head with it. And it's so hard I was fucking dizzy. You know, like damage as you can tell today. I think he whacked some of my vocabulary out of one of my ears. And so one time I took a belt and wrapped around books. Something like one of my father my uncle would say that said something like that. And I took the idea from something like that whacked him real hard in the head with it.

Doug Misicko  24:47

I want slit at pep assembly on fire and I did not get expelled for all those people. I used to get in trouble for most everything I did and I thought it wasn't fair. And then I was sitting at this boring pep rally because it Caught me trying to leave. And there's a big paper banner, and I just lit it on fire. This thing went up. And I thought, oh shit, it's all over. But they put it out and they never figured it out. And apparently nobody saw me do it. You never got caught the most amazing thing I never got caught for but speaking out whacking you on the head with a big book or whatever. There was a in my high school.

Shane Bugbee  25:27

Doug, you don't mind I'm playing Hitler use songs. It's fine. It's good March there. We got four minutes.

Doug Misicko  25:34

Maybe it can tell us. In high school. I used to have a swim class first hour. And this was when I was like, yeah,

Shane Bugbee  25:42

he's like saying that because I get high. And then I in high school. I always if we had if you had swim class first period, that means you could roast bowls. Yes, I'm stuck in the 80s all day. And you could just say I had a swimming class first period and Cory

Doug Misicko  25:58

major bloodshot, right? Yeah. But anyways, I didn't do that. But we had the stupid teacher in the class who would sit in his office and then we're all supposed to not get in the pool. Don't get in the pool until he comes out and takes attendance which was US lining up and calling off number. Every fucking morning we get there. And there's this fat kid, Jeremy something.

Shane Bugbee  26:19

That's like saying nigger for black guy. You can use a real time.

Doug Misicko  26:25

Pleasant, Pleasantly plump lad. Every morning. Every morning, the dumb shit wouldn't figure it out. This kid would walk out we throw him in the pool. He'd splash around screaming yelling and the teacher would come out and yell at him every time he said it but it happened every single morning. They were so stupid. High school was all provoking people in getting in fights High School

Shane Bugbee  26:57

was all about getting high.

Amy Bugbee  26:59

Yeah, high school was all about getting high not going.

Shane Bugbee  27:04

I dropped out at 16. So then I went back because I got well, I got housed. Let's put it that way. I got a house for a month and a half in a county jail. And residential burglary. And so I went back to high school because that was absolutely the way different experience because it was a different school, right? No, because I was very mature. Having been in a county jail and stuff life is so serious after that. We'll come back to school and they're just fucking kids and they're just fucking off talking about garbage. My life took a dramatic turn at that point. I mean, I was stuck in a fucking building with a bunch of kids and I did not feel like a kid. I thought it's a waste of time to be there quite frankly, I wanted to get a job and try to dig out of the ditch that I was getting into you know, they make it hard to get a job you know you're so young it's hard to get a full time job so it's not that you have nothing to do but commit crimes that you know just because you don't want to go to school as a bad person in jail sounds

Doug Misicko  28:10

like a great resource for our kids.

Shane Bugbee  28:13

Absolutely I tell you I learned a strong lesson I walked the line but I don't think I'm absolutely will not that was a factor definitely experienced and I felt that came out of there Catherine sober person said you do that there's repercussions for what you do. And that taught me to accept responsibility for my actions every single one of them that's why I can say without a doubt to my little brothers that play with other fucking people to problem every situation you're in six weeks in jail during that time I broke I had my pinky broken tried to punch someone I'm not much of a fiber and hit the concrete wall and my pinky because the guy was stealing my food and as a fat fuck not a fight No. Fucking Mike Tyson takes myself and

Doug Misicko  29:00

eats your whole D

Shane Bugbee  29:01

habit to fucking eat his kneecap.

Amy Bugbee  29:04

He broke him in jail.

Shane Bugbee  29:06

I broke my own Pinky. Yes. came out I was in the cast. You see that picture? That one parade picture? Yeah, Pinky with a gay father. It's honestly 26 seconds hermaphrodite the ABC show next week is what letter comes after h i i Da Doug Amy shamed by evil now.com

Doug Misicko  29:35

dis genex.com for more.com

Shane Bugbee  29:37

See you next week I this was h ABCs.

Letter I

Music  00:01

[The Three Stooges - Swingin’ The Alphabet - 1938]

Shane Bugbee  01:31

God making a train wreck out of it, but now that I've gotten high the I show has been destroyed almost with all my fucking up. Okay. What? What?

Amy Bugbee  01:56

Everything's okay. Do you want to?

Shane Bugbee  01:59

Yeah, no we won't start over, we're cool dog. Since this is a half hour talk show it impromptu about the ABCs are not about the ABCs but that's the only topic right? i Yeah, this shows I did you get high to know off the eight show you sound it? Okay, I know I'm high. i

Amy Bugbee  02:23

I wish I wasn't high anymore.

Shane Bugbee  02:27

I drink some coffee. Then.

Doug Misicko  02:28

What were you saying? Really? You're going somewhere that?

Shane Bugbee  02:33

I don't know. Okay, I'm stone. Oh, shit. So eyes anyone? Anyone? Anyone any word? I have Illuminati. But not any really good stories about the Illuminati. I just I just like everything. And everything they do. And next to the Nazis. They got the shit as far as imagery.

Doug Misicko  02:52

Now they're typical. Everybody's everybody blames the Illuminati, whoever that really is, you know what I mean? If that's really there, if it is in Freemasons,

Shane Bugbee  03:04

it may be fun but I 20 years and 1518 years ago I was publishing scenes with Illuminati stuff in it. It still interests me and isn't a very interesting as typical as it is for you. Such a well rounded Gothic kind of guy.

Doug Misicko  03:20

Right right.

Shane Bugbee  03:21

You know some would say the process is typical.

Doug Misicko  03:26

Oh yeah, you know, it does cheer my ass to that we hear all this shit now. Currently

Shane Bugbee  03:31

picture of George Bush's father sitting on the bed with the fucking pyramid is fucking an awesome photo. Have you ever seen that? No, we're sitting Indian style the old man is got his fucking feet together here's a real photo no Photoshop this is back in the day. George Bush's father's feet together sitting there and he's holding in his hands like this is hidden is sitting in himself holding a fork in the pyramid with the eye in

Amy Bugbee  03:58

the eye on New World Order. Yeah. His skull and bones days

Shane Bugbee  04:02

that's from his presidency or running for president right before he was present. Maybe it was from his CIA days. It's from his government days. Skull and Bones is in college so that wasn't from his college days but that was from his government days. I can't say if it was President or it was even the the the lead CIA dude. Yeah, he's like, alright, so dude. Dec fuckhead fuck Hall. Fucking prick. Well, this is the I shall though. So I have to say I hate bush.

Doug Misicko  04:32

There's a picture of George Washington. Masonic not the stinky sweet pink on the apron with the eye and the trash and everything. Where was this? Oh, this is picture George Washington. Oh, yeah. So I was gonna say they always talked about the Christian roots of our nation. That ain't the case. And it really chaps my ass just like three new biographies about Ben Franklin now they they don't not a one of them. Fuck there's boom and go on. It sounds like World War Three.

Shane Bugbee  04:59

Fireworks There's an AI in there somewhere.

Amy Bugbee  05:01

Yeah. Works legal in Michigan.

Shane Bugbee  05:03

Doug. Doug thinks he's in Detroit and l might

Doug Misicko  05:06

just like no just like little black cat poppers and stuff are legal and in Michigan.

Shane Bugbee  05:12

Take a look at that explosion. You guys keep talking. Oh, it's

Doug Misicko  05:15

gonna be a crater.

Amy Bugbee  05:16

You can buy anything in Indiana fireworks wise legally.

Doug Misicko  05:20

Anyways, as saying about Ben Franklin, the guy co authored a book with Francis Dashwood. You know, the leader of the Hellfire clubs in England so they can't say that there was there wasn't really a connection they can't say it's overblown, you know, and yet they never mentioned them biography just like like a champ. My answer is a Jane Mansfield biography on one of the stations and they they mentioned LaVey but briefly saying that it was just like a publicity stunt just like they do that with Sammy Davis Jr. to new new Sammy Davis Jr. Book. One sentence it just says it was part of his wild guy image at the time was just a joke, you know, can't be it gotta make their biographical subject unto themselves, you know, they, they can't tell the truth. You know, they can't tell the beyond what the truth is.

Amy Bugbee  06:07

Their image for biography is not as you don't ever get the truth about people

Doug Misicko  06:12

know, it's wrong. It's wrong. If you're when you're gonna hear about Ben Franklin, the Hellfire clubs you're gonna hear it in a book about the Hellfire clubs, you know?

Shane Bugbee  06:22

To give you a clue before Indiana you can get any anything in Indiana that I were in there and

Amy Bugbee  06:29

I didn't even think about it.

Shane Bugbee  06:32

I just love the dog and so you're hearing Cheyenne run around

Doug Misicko  06:35

I thought I thought we just say Israel but let me go to down

Amy Bugbee  06:40

Israel don't get me started.

':Shane Bugbee  '06:44 Well, you know the funny part is Amy yelled at Peter Gilmore about ILS Peter Gunn was the head dog chief dude of the Church of Satan. And he we did an interview with him on a 24 hour radio show. And Amy yelled at him Did you

Doug Misicko  07:06

beheading an intense intercourse about Israel? Palestine?

Amy Bugbee  07:13

Palestine Hmm Yeah, well, you know, I mean, and it's not even that I know or like any Palestinian people I

Shane Bugbee  07:19

mean, you actually do one Palestinian we know we hate

Amy Bugbee  07:23

exactly so I wish they were dead and then I think genocide may be the one but I've got to say anytime you hear about you know I mean it's just ironic that the Israeli army and the Israeli people are doing exactly what was done to them by the Nazis to these Palestinians they've taken everything from them they've making them live in you know camps and then they're bombing the camps when these people act out I mean, what are they supposed to do?

Doug Misicko  07:52

Well any anytime as well that's what they've been saying about Iraq also Iraq anytime a place is occupied there's gonna be resistance right yeah. So

Amy Bugbee  08:01

which part is might is right isn't it might is right when those kids throw rocks they do a suicide bombing.

Shane Bugbee  08:08

Peter he's not here.

Amy Bugbee  08:10

I'm not yelling at anybody. You know, I'm just saying it's both sides. Might is right.

Doug Misicko  08:18

And Israel Israel,

Shane Bugbee  08:19

Israel and Iraq Amy Ah,

Doug Misicko  08:23

maybe not irate but intense

Amy Bugbee  08:25

there he go. Okay,

Shane Bugbee  08:26

go ahead Amy.

Amy Bugbee  08:27

Well, it's just the same thing both of them are using parts of Midas right to try to get their way you know, it's ignorant

Doug Misicko  08:35

and I have respect for ancient history and archaeology but I would say make the fucking holy land to crater a radioactive waste and then tell them go to town it's all yours all you so let's go ahead pocket Solomon's temple gives a shit it's just it's gone to fucking fire it's gone to fucking fire exactly fence

Amy Bugbee  08:56

off the whole country and it can only be for tourists you know no one can live there.

Doug Misicko  09:01

Yeah free zone un whatever Martial Law No, no, no it was asshole should be there. If people really aren't you have some orthodox religion they shouldn't even be allowed close. They should be taken as terrorists to begin with churches churches or terrorist organizations. They're fucking terrorist organizations perpetuating this idea of a lease on a land written on ancient holy document and it's stupid.

Shane Bugbee  09:27

They've night the church

Amy Bugbee  09:31

we need to ignite some churches here in Hammond we have all the Hammond Baptist it's they've taken over an array whole city blocks they're building something that's like the size of the you know, like a dome.

Shane Bugbee  09:50

That's an Indiana and fuck them and what else do we have for I?

Doug Misicko  09:55

Any abbreviated I'm sure we all have some fairly good inebriation stories.

Shane Bugbee  10:00

Did we get you an E rated at a sushi bar once?

Doug Misicko  10:03

Yeah, it was on. Actually not too long ago, I got an E read because when I got back from Europe, I had some bottles of ABS and I noticed you didn't bring any data. Because we drank it. Yeah, thanks me, dude, me and some of my friends, we drank it and this was the real shit too. You can get some absence without the wormwood and everything that's not hallucinogenic or whatever. But we are drinking the real deal all night. And for me, alcohol usually is just varying degrees of sickness, I drink it, I start feeling a little sick. I drink more I start feeling more sick, but absence was different. I was like, I had that was kind of good feeling or whatever, then drank more and just kind of amplified it. I wasn't getting sick. But later in the night, me and some of my friends started Christmas caroling around my parents neighborhood. And this was just like, last month, you know, this is like, May were Christmas caroling. And my friend Monty started telling these kids who came outside that he was a tutor and to give them a call anytime. That's when I thought the parents come out with a hatchet But to their credit, nobody in the neighborhood called the police. Some lady came over and told my mom the next day. Those boys were really out of hand yesterday. And I knew I knew it must have taken all the balls she had to come over and say that my mom took it for a joke and she laughed.

Amy Bugbee  11:28

Bring out cider any gifts? Money?

Doug Misicko  11:33

Gifts. What?

Amy Bugbee  11:34

caroling? Aren't you supposed to get something for that?

Doug Misicko  11:37

Oh no. They came out nervously chuckled no we moved on Christmas carol somewhere else it was it was alright. And they're very withdrawn neighborhood. Nobody in that neighborhood knows anybody any anything else.

Shane Bugbee  11:48

I used to Christmas Carol. Christmas. Yes and Christmas. And I used to make money. Christmas Carolyn. Capri Carolyn.

Doug Misicko  11:59

The tips are great. Maybe we should do it tonight.

Shane Bugbee  12:03

No, that's an eye Christmas day. Sometimes $20 from someone

Amy Bugbee  12:07

that was back when you were an Oliver Twist? No,

Shane Bugbee  12:10

no, but I've done it. Whatever. Oliver Twist miasma, the fox as well as back hustle and money. Like a fog of war can fool since I was 14. So Oliver Twist my ass. I was making money not spending my old man's hard earned money.

Amy Bugbee  12:26

Good for you. All right. Do you work?

Shane Bugbee  12:29

I didn't complain about one pair of jeans. I bought more with the money I earned. So Oliver Twist my eye as an eye. I deliver Well, it was hard work. It was work. It's not you know, I wasn't doing it to fucking queer off and sing it people. Believe me, I feel odd telling anyone I care about.

Doug Misicko  12:52

So you wouldn't wear you're not high.

Shane Bugbee  12:55

What? I possibly Yes, possibly. All right,

Doug Misicko  13:01

what about engrade? Isn't that one of your favorite words?

Amy Bugbee  13:05

That is one of Shane's favorite words.

Doug Misicko  13:08

And that's one of the first things I think you said to me is I use the word ingrate you both said oh, you know you said I can see we'll get along and Amy said That's his favorite word. First thing we said is that not the very first thing but one of the first

Shane Bugbee  13:22

first memories of birth of Shane for from shrine AMI your eyes

Doug Misicko  13:27

both went up when I use the word ingrate.

Shane Bugbee  13:30

Well that is true there's a lot of integrates I have in grades come in and out of my life there integrates you know, pretty much everyone you'll be an ingrate someday and I'll you'll be labeled as an engraved possibly keeps the one you know how I know this is because everyone says But I'm different. I'm the guy everyone I swear has been engraved

Doug Misicko  13:50

Okay, I can't wait to be among the ranks of notable ingrates is

Shane Bugbee  13:56

notable because when I leave the scene they seem to fucking stick in the fucking bottom of the barrel lower and lower and lower and you don't hear from them again and then

Doug Misicko  14:03

they're committing incest in some backwater town and

Amy Bugbee  14:09

stop and be introspective about it out there ingratitude

Doug Misicko  14:14

but they're not intelligent enough

Shane Bugbee  14:17

know what in great serene grace they should be fucking shot. drawn. The court has hung up

Doug Misicko  14:25

I can add to that. You're right. Being an engraved should be considered a crime.

Shane Bugbee  14:31

I don't like it. Scared simple. Thank you. Yeah. Character flood simple. Thank you. That's it. So I'm asking for what I deserve. Which is probably 1000s of fucking dollars in your first board. Doug.

Doug Misicko  14:44

You're too late for the first one probably. I never met it either.

Shane Bugbee  14:48

None that you know now.

Doug Misicko  14:55

Oh, now it's too bright.

Amy Bugbee  14:58

We need a sunglasses.

Shane Bugbee  15:00

If you want it off I turn the lights off here in the studio. Want me to keep me off?

Doug Misicko  15:06

Doesn't matter. throwing us off with the flashing lights

Shane Bugbee  15:09

trying to keep you awake I'm trying to get not high anymore through strobe light pressure.

Amy Bugbee  15:13

Okay need curtains

Shane Bugbee  15:14

Amy what song are we playing?

Amy Bugbee  15:16

We're playing some Insane Clown pass I don't know

Doug Misicko  15:23

I don't know I see they usually do

Shane Bugbee  15:35

I'd like to sweat

Doug Misicko  15:47

or there is

Amy Bugbee  16:02

you put the CD in. I think so.

Shane Bugbee  16:05

I was playing for Ghazi

Doug Misicko  16:09

almost same band icpm Fugazi beautiful everybody and

Amy Bugbee  16:18

everyone would be running out to get that insane con pass the CD with that song on it.

Doug Misicko  16:23

The last jazzy song

Unknown Speaker  16:32

going on

Shane Bugbee  16:34

now you know someone that works with ICP?

Doug Misicko  16:39

Yeah, he's like their bit she gets some coffee and shit and spray in science or checks and everything he's telling me a story about how he cut a check to Mike Pat and one time I think Pat and contacted them on a sample they used to him needed to cut them a check. Oh no. He tours with them everything else? random shit.

Amy Bugbee  16:59

You ever see that movie? They did big money hustlers?

Doug Misicko  17:03

No, I was you know, I've heard some of their stuff. See, my friend Steve has worked for him for a long time.

Shane Bugbee  17:08

What Amy so fucking high. She put a DVD and Insane Clown Posse DVD in there and fucking told me it's a goddamn CD. I'm trying to play a fucking DVD Ah,

Doug Misicko  17:23

there's another CD in there isn't there? Isn't that two CD c one

Shane Bugbee  17:26

is Hitler use songs. Another one.

Doug Misicko  17:30

Oh, Hitler Youth songs.

Amy Bugbee  17:32

Go back to Ghazi McKay. Oh,

Unknown Speaker  17:39

yeah, yeah. And McCain. Okay,

Shane Bugbee  17:40

Amy, you are right. We can't blame guys. And I like the guys he's talking to Ian Mackay. He should be President really. In Mackay ran for president I'd vote I'd vote for him in a second?

Unknown Speaker  19:59

Right The shower

Shane Bugbee  21:50

fucking forgot Z.

Doug Misicko  21:54

Ian Mackay Ian McKay.

Shane Bugbee  21:55

Yeah. i

Amy Bugbee  21:59

Are you a big Ian Mackay fan, Doug?

Doug Misicko  22:00

Yeah, he's not bad. I like to pay overhead. But they only did that was like what eight tracks and then do another CD exactly. I thought it would have been cool

Shane Bugbee  22:09

Why don't more Why don't you or Amy explain what we're doing today

Doug Misicko  22:15

we're doing the alphabet we're starting each show with a letter and just going. That's our very generalized theme. It's our theme without a theme we bring up a letter first word comes to mind and we discuss this is our panel kinda like those five big, fat black negros and sit and talk about

Shane Bugbee  22:34

rotund. Yeah. Would I use that for the sauce

Doug Misicko  22:38

inflated for?

Shane Bugbee  22:40

Oh god? worse, worse than fat inflated. But like the five big flat fat black Negro, what?

Doug Misicko  22:49

Big? I think it's five big, big inflated negros that discuss things on a show. Oh, no, there's some morning show. Yeah, nevermind.

Shane Bugbee  23:00

Is it the view?

Doug Misicko  23:01

I think that's what it is.

Shane Bugbee  23:02

Are they all negros? I think so. Barbara Walters is on there.

Doug Misicko  23:08

She's a negro. Exactly. She's some No Oh, she's a she's in that word it she's a network nigger, is what she is right. She was paid one time she did an interview with the CEO of Philip Morris to give them good publicity at the time when they were having a lot of bad publicity now Feds not being a network nigger, I don't know what is. Exactly. You know, she talked to him and he was able to cry crocodile tears and talk about what a beleaguered nice man he is and everything else and the guys making a fucking killing off of lying on medical reports. They made the issue into everybody knew that smoking was bad for you. And they took away from the issue of they fucking lied on medical reports and their corporate charter should have been revoked. Anytime you do that you set a bad precedent you should be stopped, had been lying. It would have been different story or killed. Right? What were they lying about on medical records? Yeah, they were lying and saying that there was no evidence that smoking caused cancer and everything else. And I have no problem with a company selling something that's carcinogenic. Something that's going to kill people and everything else. It's fine. People want to take it then after that. It's up to them. Right when they lie about it. That's a whole different story. Same

Shane Bugbee  24:21

thing I was talking about on the the fat, the F show about fat and McDonald's lawsuits and stuff like that. It's the lies that they try to say.

Doug Misicko  24:29

Like this is healthy food, right?

Shane Bugbee  24:32

Well, they just say it's entertaining food. It's not healthy. It's entertainment. It's junk food. It's junk, right? entertainments, like TV, a lot of sitcoms and stuff. It's garbage. It's a waste of time and every breath life but it's an entertainment. There's nothing nutritious about French fries was well they push it like that all the time. I thought there was until I was in my later teens. They But then the basic food groups Well as I said, I'm the fat show on the app show that didn't get recorded and I have to re record as I said then the the food groups are the wrong shape in the first place when you look at the food groups they teach and health class so they teach you the wrong way they teach you that breads are a very important part of your diet when it's not as important as you know they, it's they're up. The food groups are upside down from the beginning. And McDonald's does promote themselves as every fucking What did you say? Snickers used to promote themselves as

Amy Bugbee  25:32

a Snickers bar a day helps you work rest and play.

Shane Bugbee  25:36

That's obscene. That's what I'm talking about that kind of double mass marketing is is the problem with their message they're lying. When McDonald's says you get the five basic food groups when you get a burger and fries they're fucking like there's nothing there. Maybe you're getting some salt when you get in too much salt. You know, I mean, but there's nothing there nutritious. Maybe the cheese and their cheeses will process by now. It's gone but there's nothing fucking there. There ketchup is so loaded with fucking sugar. It's taken with any goddamn healthy properties of fucking tomato or tomato paste would have for you. So that's what I'm talking about. They fucking lie with that shit. They just say you should say cheeseburgers or just entertainment especially with McDonald's. Not like the local burger stand we have. There's are there is probably a little nutrition in those burgers. You know,

Doug Misicko  26:25

just within the last year they revised the food pyramid for the schools and just this last year, right but But you wouldn't be some you probably wouldn't be surprised how lobbies really pay for their, their placement on the food pyramid like the meat industry pays a good chunk of money to get meat and high placement on the pyramid. Tune

Shane Bugbee  26:46

in for the last five minutes or 10 minutes of the F show. And you'll hear more talk about this. This is the I show. Doug? We have three minutes. Talk about Italy in the start of fascism and where you visited. That was a very interesting story. And you have three minutes to do it.

Doug Misicko  27:01

Okay. Yeah. So I went to Italy. I got back about a couple months ago and I was there for a couple of months. And I went to a place in Northern Italy called gardone Riviera. And that's where Gabriel dnn Zeos house was most people don't know who Gabriel de Nunzio was, but he's like this Italian World War One war hero. He was a playwright and a poet, Italian I, yeah, Italy. So we went over that I went over there. And it was a beautiful place. He was he's a poet and a playwright. And he talked but he basically talked Italy into going into World War One because he thought Italy deserved more of the Balkan territory that they didn't have and everything else and the Allies told them that if they came into the war, that they would get those territories. Well, di Nunzio was considered a war hero because not only did he talk everybody into going to war, but he actually participated in the war, much unlike our Rumsfeld's colons dicks and bushes, but anyways, he lost an eye in World War One. But after World War One, they didn't give Italy these territories. So he took his volunteers the black shirts, they went unoccupied the territories for a while. And that was the original Blackshirts. Those were the original fascists, and Mussolini aligned themselves with him in them in when he was writing for a newspaper at the time and claiming that he was all about him. Do you Nunzio didn't like Mussolini, you saying you say you're going to support us but you haven't sent provisions? You haven't sent men. You're just a you're just a fucking idiot for AI. And so when Mussolini came to power, right? dnn zo was basically confined to his house because he was he was a liability to the fascists. He could make them look bad. So he spent fascist money like it was going out of style, basically on the agreement that he was exiled to his home. So anyways, I went to this home and being that he spent their money like it was going out of style. It was beautiful. It was a palace. He's a very eccentric man, too. He had a room that his rooms all had themes. One was like a funeral room. I was bad was like a car and

Shane Bugbee  29:12

love that I've always wanted. And it's funny. You say that I've always wanted to have themed rooms,

Doug Misicko  29:16

and he had one where the the theme was discovered hand there's hands all painted on the walls and everything is just he was into it. He was he was great.

Shane Bugbee  29:26

Well, I'll see you guys later. This was the I show of the ABCs next week, it's a que no J No. Que je evil now.com.

Amy Bugbee  29:38

TV is god.com

Doug Misicko  29:40

dis genex.com Only one.

Shane Bugbee  29:41

That's because of his addiction. A show addiction. See you later. All right, Amy.

Letter J

Unknown Speaker  01:00

Thank

Shane Bugbee  01:13

You? Right What was that Amy? What did you ask me Amy?

Amy Bugbee  02:56

Did you have another Jackson?

Shane Bugbee  02:58

Why do you ask that?

Amy Bugbee  03:00

Cuz I don't have anything for Joe

Shane Bugbee  03:03

nope I don't that was it. We can use that as our song about that. That was the Jacksons. Go ahead Amy do some talking to that microphone. Go ahead. You can do the introduction for the show.

Amy Bugbee  03:18

Okay, well, I guess you're listening to the alphabet show or a show about alphabets? Me, Shane from three ring radio and Doug from discogenic stat calm and

Shane Bugbee  03:35

a knee is Amy from the horror of horror.com. Not me, but that was who said me? Oh, yeah, me.

Amy Bugbee  03:40

Yeah. And it's a show about the alphabet, right? That's our one common thread each shows about a different letter from of the alphabet

Doug Misicko  03:50

sponsored by a different letter like Sesame Street,

Shane Bugbee  03:53

just like Sesame Street. Exactly like Sesame Street. What

Amy Bugbee  03:56

did you say before the top 26

Doug Misicko  03:59

Yeah, well Jays within the top 26 letters one of my favorite,

Shane Bugbee  04:03

really, so you can just talk the whole half hour and I could take a nap.

Doug Misicko  04:06

Go ahead. It's just i j is great. I've always loved Jays.

Shane Bugbee  04:11

I like Jay for what did I say when we weren't recording? Jack off and you fucky fucking jagoff or Jesus? Jesus Christ you the jean jagoff

Doug Misicko  04:25

we have a double J and Jim Jones. Oh,

Shane Bugbee  04:29

oh, I have the Jim Jones CD for sure. We can play Jim Jones music. Yeah, Jim Jones rules. I love Jim Jones.

Doug Misicko  04:36

I've heard the CD but

Shane Bugbee  04:39

you know, I have one here. That's no one's heard. So I'll pull that out. And we'll flip through it real quick.

Doug Misicko  04:43

Is it their music? Again?

Shane Bugbee  04:44

It's different stuff. Yeah. More of that. More of that. Yeah. If you've heard you can say with Jim Jones. If you've heard one, you've heard them all. Okay. Did they record them on the island? Is that yes, this is recorded on the island. The one you heard was recorded in San Francisco.

Doug Misicko  04:59

Okay. Okay, so CDs,

Shane Bugbee  05:03

I have it. Okay, only me.

Doug Misicko  05:06

I like the speech at the end though. Jim Jones. I will fight speech

Shane Bugbee  05:11

while you do the speech for us now we have the manuscript right here if you want to read it.

Doug Misicko  05:16

Do Yeah, I think so hopeless. No, I think I can.

Shane Bugbee  05:21

When you typed it, you typed the whole thing. Yeah. And we typed it up for something that we did.

Doug Misicko  05:26

I got my cross. I got my compass. I got guns. I've got dynamite. And I will fight.

Amy Bugbee  05:35

Yeah, no, no, what I did was I think the last speech

Doug Misicko  05:39

I'm talking the one he says they're gonna have to come and take all of us if they want any one of us.

Shane Bugbee  05:46

Is this the end the last speech? I don't know

Doug Misicko  05:48

if it was the last one. But it's the one where he screamed and I will fight I will fight.

Shane Bugbee  05:52

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Amy type the last speech. That's, you know,

Amy Bugbee  05:56

yeah, there was no fighting left in that last one.

Shane Bugbee  06:01

So you're talking about something different? Me Right. Correct.

Doug Misicko  06:03

me when I'm talking about people, because

Amy Bugbee  06:06

it's sounding dogs talking about a different speech, then

Shane Bugbee  06:09

we have to spell it out. Right. So Doug, talk more about Jim Jones. I don't know enough about him. I know a lot more bitch. We fucking have a half hour to Phil.

Doug Misicko  06:21

Know what Island were they and I they drank the cyanide? I think there's a isn't there a helicopter view from overhead all the dead body science. That's

Amy Bugbee  06:35

what they say he was called. Some say they didn't drink Kool Aid.

Unknown Speaker  06:39

And according to some books I read, of course, you know, Jim Jones called before my time, but according to some sources, it was a turning point. Like, that's when the alternative religions were killed and everything else. A lot of people got the whole go back to church, you know, conventional church attitude after Jim Jones. And I think a lot of people were afraid of mind control and called so I think Jim Jones had a lot to do with that. Because it seems like in that, you know, it seems like is that timeframe, and a lot of the anti called stuff started off after Jim Jones. Ironically, anti satanic called after Jim Jones was very, he was Baptist, wasn't he? I think some form

Shane Bugbee  07:17

Yes, he was out of Indiana, home of the fucking Baptist. Well, maybe not the home of them. But the Klan almost had a spot in Indiana history has been the first state run by Klansmen and the Baptist. They at least Ron Hammond that we know. So Jim Jones was a Baptist. I've picked up a lot of my business practices from Jim Jones. How so? I just like to weigh ran an organization. I wouldn't a drink you want to read that first speech again. They come from one of us. They come from all of us.

Doug Misicko  07:52

And it's it's not bad. Exactly. He's he's a good speech.

Shane Bugbee  07:57

He's a master.

Doug Misicko  07:58 Oh, he said, Oh, this

Shane Bugbee  07:59 fucking cunt a Yahoo was killing me.

Doug Misicko  08:04

He said Love is the only weapon bullshit. Martin Luther King died with love. Kennedy died talking about something he couldn't even understand some kind of generalized love and he never even backed it up. He was shot down. Bullshit. Love is the only weapon with which I gotta fight. I got a whole lot of weapons with which I can fight. Yeah. I got my gun. I got dynamite and I will fight. I will fight. Damn, you know. I hit on my voicemail for a while and people start bitching because it was like really long for voicemail message, you know?

Unknown Speaker  08:39

Well, I like that.

Doug Misicko  08:40

I love it.

Amy Bugbee  08:41

Why the Green Berets all joined up. They said he had a bunch of Green Berets and like militant arm guards all around the camp. And they said, people you know, we're supposed to be able to come and go, but they couldn't really

Doug Misicko  08:54

well. What the fuck are they doing there? Then they didn't stop from committing suicide. They didn't stop from doing anything. They're just standing around. It was like an escort keeping people from getting in and talking with them. I don't know. What were they doing there? Well,

Amy Bugbee  09:07

they said there were so many found dead in the camp. And then there were like another 100 or so found shot or in the jungle around there. So anyone who tried to run out rather than die in the camp was shot

Doug Misicko  09:20

shot by Jim Jones or by Greenbrae by his Greenbrae troops. Oh, these were supposed to be his Greenbrae true. Yeah. Jones on people. Oh,

Shane Bugbee  09:30

I get j so what's your favorite word? Why? Because Jesus starts with A J. I'm

Doug Misicko  09:34

just saying it's one of my my. It's one of my top 26 favorite letters. Really? Why? Yeah, because because of Jesus. He changed my heart. I used to be a drunk fuck all the time. But now that I found Jesus, I'm gonna run for president,

Shane Bugbee  09:50

I believe. Jim Jones quarter. Yeah.

Amy Bugbee  09:55

That'll be as accepted speech.

Doug Misicko  09:57 J:ive as Jim Jones quoting I have jail written down, but I don't I've never been to jail.

Shane Bugbee  10:05

I told the jail story for I didn't I about the Irish writer.

Doug Misicko  10:10

I think it was. I don't know how it got there. Yeah.

Shane Bugbee  10:13

Breaking my pinky. And

Doug Misicko  10:15

is it the only time you're in jail?

Shane Bugbee  10:17

Yeah. Yeah, I've been arrested lot numerous times when I was young man for silly things. That was the only time anything stuck. Okay. Fucking nosy prick. Well, I

Doug Misicko  10:31

put down jobs too. And I got fired from a lot of jobs. Really? It's kind of interesting. I was working at a Burlington Coat Factory before. And I got fired for lacking a man in the fitting room

Amy Bugbee  10:46

on purpose or by accident.

Doug Misicko  10:49

No, it was on purpose. This rather Roatan fellow. It was, uh, I worked in the men's department, you know, and it was just my job to like, fold clothes and put them back. I didn't have much to do all day. But still, if I had anything to do, it pisses me off. You know, it's like, I was like, 17 or 18 This guy was coming in trying shit on me had signs on the fitting rooms that said, if you try shit on, hang it up, you know, put it away when you're done. This guy brings a pile of shit in the fitting room and walks out. I wonder what is he doing? You know, he's just got piles. You can't even be trying all this stuff on. So finally I told him I was like, Listen, if you're gonna take all this crap, put it back where you found it, you know. So he gets all pissed off and out of spite, he grabs a big load of stuff and walks in. I thought Fuck this. So we had padlocks for the fitting rooms. So if we left we could, because we were supposed to watch over things. People were stealing in the fitting rooms and stuff so we could lock them up. I went out on break. And I was sitting on this bench outside were cars to drive by and I'd always scratch my nuts and pretend I didn't notice because everybody looked at you and they're driving by but that's beside the point. Anyways, I'm out there talking to this girl. And she's smoking. We're about to go back in. I told her. I liked some guy in the fitting room. She said you did not. And I said I did too. And then when we walked in, I was told just to leave and wasn't even allowed to punch out. I didn't see the guy but the store manager just said just go just leave. That's awesome. And

Shane Bugbee  12:17

I'm playing a little Jim Jones music underneath right now.

Amy Bugbee  12:22

They set you packing,

Doug Misicko  12:23

I haven't made a lot of jobs. I worked at Target and I was the cart guy, you know, the thankless fucking job. And it was this target was uphill just slightly. But you notice the angle you you pile up like 50 carts, they're heavy, you know, you're pushing uphill. And it was just a crappy job. And I had this female manager always looking at you know, breathing down my neck. She didn't like me. And she started time and everything I was doing time and my brakes and everything like that making sure that they're only 10 minutes or whatever. My lunch break was only, you know, half an hour an hour. And their break room was upstairs ready to punch out for my lunch my mom came in to visit me. We're gonna go out to lunch. Just irritated. This irritated me this woman walking behind me to see what time I go to check what time I come back and everything because I'm getting paid hourly, and I'm getting paid jack shit, you know? So if I'm gonna come back late, who gives a shit? You know, cards don't pile up that much, at least not that time of year. So she's walking right behind me. And luckily, I was flatulent, and I just let one guy you know, right. And she's like, as level, like, at its level, you know, and I just got one go, and it's loud enough. And she's mortified. And I look back and I look at her. And she says to me, she says, you know, she's all flustered. And she's like, she's like, What do you say? And I said, I say you better look out or I'll shit on you. And I punched out. And I went downstairs and I was really worked up about this. And they had a whole roll of carts at the side of the building, you know, and I pushed them out into the street. I got in my mom's car and she was confused. You know, she's like, don't you collect those carts? Aren't you supposed to put them there rather than put them out in the lot? And I said, Yeah, I don't think I'm going back to work. And that was it for that job.

Shane Bugbee  14:14

I've had some pretty interesting jobs. You've had a lot of jobs. I had over 25 jobs in a year. And I felt really bad about having a lot of jobs until I live with a Italian woman. And she had told me that it's good for young kids to have a lot of jobs because that way you figure out what you don't want to do. I think so too. I felt really good about it. Then, coming from my family, though they made me feel bad if you lose one job, you know, there was a great guilt to losing a job that was bad. And so I felt like I was a bad person at the time when this woman had told me you know, you're just figuring out what you don't want to do. And I said you know you're absolutely right. The coolest, the coolest job well, not the coolest. But, but a job I had is was I was a security guard.

Doug Misicko  15:00

Oh really for where a bar concert? No, no,

Shane Bugbee  15:03

no, no I security guy with the hat the cop hat.

Unknown Speaker  15:06

Like for an office building? Yeah, for Office bills.

Shane Bugbee  15:09

I was a security guard for a an auto yard where all of the cars came in for like Toyota for Illinois. So it was a huge like acres and acres of cars and the trains would pull in, they would train cars and unload them. And there'd be like a pile of cars in the back where the train cars would fall over when they were unloading the damaged cars. And they'd have like 100 of their piled on top of each other when they were damaged. They just send them back, whatever. But it was wild working for them. One time I worked at an office building and I would go through everyone's desk. I'd use the keys open up everyone's desk. I'd look through everything other personal stuff, anything that locked up I get in. So it's sort of fun. Yeah, I started doing a zine. There. photocopying stuff, too. I started I did some sort of Beanie Baby like your beanie baby thing. I remember doing a flyer where I put all these bands on there. Van Halen, Black Sabbath, all these crazy bands are gonna fit these woods. Big mega concert and put them all around and stuff. I heard people talking about it at school. Yeah, yeah. Somewhere. You know, we go swimming, cycling, skating like that. But you know, heard people talk around in crowds, whatever, hanging out the Dairy Queen. And we weren't that Dairy Queen.

Amy Bugbee  16:23

Oh, yeah. That was my Well, one of my first jobs working with Dairy Queen. And it was in Harvey, Illinois, and it was all black. It's like the kind of town it looks like. All the buildings are crumbling, and it's really horrible. And it was all of us a bunch of white kids working there. It was weird. Did you get fired? I did get fired. For what?

Shane Bugbee  16:50

Give it up. Amy. Go ahead.

Amy Bugbee  16:52

You know, they were really bad managers.

Shane Bugbee  16:56

She's laying down the excuses. Oh, how are they been? Amy give the story. This is a good story. And you're holding back you're, you know, you haven't? Maybe you need some liquor.

Amy Bugbee  17:07

Yeah. I got fired for stealing.

Unknown Speaker  17:13

Money, money. Okay, well, I was gonna say, better than money rather than product. That stuff is crap, I think. But I think it's good for people get fired from jobs. So for stealing. I don't know any young person. You got to see your limits. You know, like, when I was young and getting fired from every job. I really think I did feel bad about it a lot. But I was also learning my limits. I dealt with a lot of assholes. And I was glad I didn't put up with them. You know what I mean? I felt better for not putting up with assholes for minimum wage job. I worked for Office Max for a while and I worked overnights and that was wild because I worked with a ghetto crew. They used to have people who had to present their paycheck to a parole officer the next day. And then they had me supervising this one crew that didn't like the other crew just because I didn't like the other guy supervising them and one guy stabbed another guy with a screwdriver like crap,

Shane Bugbee  18:07

you know, it's a shame that jobs not only take up, take five days that we trade five of our days, for two days of freedom. It's so much jobs take up so much of our life. And now they've taken up our whole alphabet of J show. Yeah, kill a horrible fucking deal. Trading five days for two and I know what that's inspired me to try to do anything I can not to work for someone else. I assume that me and Amy both we seem to work. Double the hours we'd normally work for someone else. But we work 80 hours now. For a lot less money just so we could work for ourselves and not have a j ob. In the J side of things.

Amy Bugbee  18:47

It's rough work in a job you know.

Shane Bugbee  18:50

What else is for j? I have Johnny rebel. And I'm playing Jim Jones right now underneath was talking Johnny rebels fun.

Doug Misicko  19:01

I don't know Johnny rebel.

Shane Bugbee  19:02

You've never heard Johnny rebel.

Doug Misicko  19:03 No. Is he like

Shane Bugbee  19:04 y:ou've never heard from the great Johnny rebels CD for segregationists only number track number one some niggers never die. tract number two. Stay away from Dixie. Number three. Amy's favorite nigger hate me. Number four. Who likes a nigger? Ooh, this is Johnny Robbo, the J becomes the J train. All right. Track number four truck number five. Nigar Nigar. truck number six moved on knickers north. Number seven caging. Klu Klux Klan.

Amy Bugbee  19:41

He's got kind of a theme going there.

Shane Bugbee  19:43

I think he got the idea.

Doug Misicko  19:44

Now get it? Want to hear some of it? Yeah, definitely. Really? Yeah, I guess I just need to know what he's all about.

Amy Bugbee  19:51

Do you know now do you feel you are

Doug Misicko  19:53

getting to hear him to know what he's all about? I didn't know I might be ANNA political though we also have Jews for J

Unknown Speaker  20:13

The other day I took a fishing trip just me and my boat and obey and your manual was my guys

Shane Bugbee  20:23

ship. No.

Unknown Speaker  20:25

He wasn't very dark. He was a high stamp in yellow. So we lost Stephen yeller. And I cranked my motor in up to my nose came up terrible odor. I looked all around trying to find something did but it was manual with his arm up scratching his head. Some Nigar never die. They just smell way

Unknown Speaker  20:58

a more heat sweat and you don't get to say he was a choking I just couldn't go on all the way home when I dropped the mall. I was next.

Doug Misicko  21:14

Show some respect.

Unknown Speaker  21:18

In my eyes, the smells gorgeous. Out of my nose.

Amy Bugbee  21:24

It doesn't feel right to talk with some beggars you just

Doug Misicko  21:35

kind of like kind of like some of the David Allan COE I used to hear

Shane Bugbee  21:40

I have some of that too.

Doug Misicko  21:44

It's funny because he still has a mainstream market. I was up to see him in the music store as it didn't seem to stain him as much as I don't think Johnny rebel could release an album now and get on mainstream country so

Shane Bugbee  21:57

they should be able to that because I love Johnny you're

Doug Misicko  22:01

forgiven forget to hate behind.

Shane Bugbee  22:04

I've actually got some Johnny rebels CDs sent to me that no one has from Johnny Bravo. Yes. Johnny rebels, friends and family.

Doug Misicko  22:13

Why is easy dad? No. 80s 90s

Shane Bugbee  22:20

boy, he looks about 60 In this photo 50 or 60? I don't know the history of John Rambo. But someone can look at that guy up there for the Jays and the alphabet show here. Yeah, I don't know anything about it. Well, I'm working with this guy and evil now yahoo group trying to release a box set for January. And he'll educate your insurance.

Doug Misicko  22:41

And I only married them sounds like an Entertaining. Entertaining piece of work.

Shane Bugbee  22:48

Exactly. Exactly. What do you have for Jamie?

Amy Bugbee  22:56

Yeah, I got Jodorowsky

Shane Bugbee  23:00

Oh, that's great. When you talked about that's not that's great. Right there that say awesome subject.

Doug Misicko  23:05

I don't know it at all.

Amy Bugbee  23:07

Satisfying grade school. I'll

Shane Bugbee  23:08

say. School us.

Amy Bugbee  23:10

Yeah. He's a filmmaker. You know, I was trying to get some info on him because I really don't know anything about him. I just have seen his film. But he was born in Chile and raised in Mexico. And he's like this filmmaker, he did el Topo. you've ever seen that?

Doug Misicko  23:24

Okay. Yeah, I know what you're talking about now. And then

Amy Bugbee  23:27

he did Santa Sangren his son and his grandson and stuff are all in it

Doug Misicko  23:32

in something called the Holy Mountain. Right? Yeah. Holy

Amy Bugbee  23:34

Mountain. Okay. And he was supposed to be the director for dune. But it I think in pre production or something his

Doug Misicko  23:43

somebody watched all Topo

Amy Bugbee  23:47

he had Salvador Dali in it and stuff like that. And it never made it past pre production. They fired him because he went so over budget when they hired David Lynch.

Doug Misicko  23:56

Oh, see, that's called like, I think el Topo was supposed to be like Zen Gore films on Western Gore film. It's like I saw it once. I actually fell asleep when I saw it. But it looked interesting, but it looked like it went on too much guy walking through the desert. And then yeah, he's killing weird kung fu masters and shit.

Amy Bugbee  24:15

He has to fight the four gunfighters of the desert. So he travels in a circle

Doug Misicko  24:20

and one of them's popping out of the sand. They all have weird like a call it powers or whatever. Yeah, because this dude No, this is all Topo Topo

Amy Bugbee  24:29

it's like three movies in one though because after all that then he gets like left behind any and then it's like a whole other movie when he lives with all the like freaks and you know deformed people and stuff and he really I mean we're I don't know where he digs up these deform people. But

Doug Misicko  24:47

yeah. I don't know where you get those films. I mean, we're, I don't know if anybody sells those. You

Shane Bugbee  24:55

can get them on eBay.

Amy Bugbee  24:56

Yeah, I'll Topo and holy mountain are banned in America. So anytime. You get a copy of it. It has Japanese subtitles on the bottom because it's from Japan. Look for it and Italy. Yeah. And then walked up to sangria. I have

Shane Bugbee  25:10

tell you what have you seen Santa San gray? No. That loses us friends, man. Maybe we should watch it while we're on doing some of these shows tonight.

Doug Misicko  25:18

Why? What happens? Give me the gist.

Shane Bugbee  25:19

Is there there is no just you can't have just a just all right, dude. That movie

Amy Bugbee  25:26

we just watched circus family.

Shane Bugbee  25:30

I guess give them a just you want to watch it while we're doing this?

Amy Bugbee  25:33

Sure, do that. We've got a bunch of good lines in it.

Doug Misicko  25:39

In Japanese and

Amy Bugbee  25:42

English subtitles.

Doug Misicko  25:45

Oh, I see. I see. Okay, now I'll tell you what DVDs cost a lot in Italy because most of them were even Italian films like Dario Argento and Mario Bava they're great Italian directors in the Italians respect the gore film over there, they really do. But uh, I went over there and I thought I'd be able to get these great DVDs probably cheap over there. Went over there like deep red and Tenebrae and stuff like that by Argento they're like 40 bucks. And I asked the guy at the shop why? And he said well, because they're being imported from America. I said, Why? Why is it Italian films? And he said, Well, they're owned by American production companies or studios or whatever, you know, or can distribution so that's where I know. So you couldn't get Argento film. They're getting the American version. You know, they're getting Oh,

Amy Bugbee  26:34

that's disappointing because they are edited differently. It from America to Italy to

Doug Misicko  26:40

their crap used to be on TV over there. When I was there. I turned it on, like middle of the day you'd see some slaughter films. It's pretty cool.

Amy Bugbee  26:47

That is cool. They're not so uptight about gore and stuff. No or two.

Doug Misicko  26:51

It's an S you'd see tits and ass on posters out there for weight loss formulas and stuff like that. Once we break that, and you could tell it's always been that way because they didn't it wasn't on everything. You know, if we broke that boundary here, you'd see tits and ass on absolutely every fucking thing. Like as soon as they break that, you know, soon as they like Something About Mary or whatever that movie they show a Jewish shot you know, you know now every movies got some come wide on somebody like that. Once a barrier is broken, it's the cool thing to do and they just don't get enough of it makes you sick.

Shane Bugbee  27:26

Well with Bush in the office and what's happening now we're going backwards. We're back to the 50s Yeah, yeah, he's propelled us back 50 years.

Doug Misicko  27:34

Right. You know, you know, well, they've got a stronghold on radio. We know that

Shane Bugbee  27:41

then TV everyone's censored their stuff cut things out. chop things up we've we've seen shows that make almost absolutely no sense on TV No.

Amy Bugbee  27:50

And look at all these shows that are like religious that around Seventh Heaven and Touched by an Angel all these like weird religious shows.

Shane Bugbee  27:59

MJ for Jesus Yeah. Jesus.

Amy Bugbee  28:02

Now they have a new one Joan of Arcadia. I mean, come on. It's just disgusting. I don't know

Doug Misicko  28:09

any of these. Joan of Arcadia is supposed to be like modern times isn't it's not even Joan of Arc would

Amy Bugbee  28:15

like some girl Katie Holmes or somebody or no, it's some soap actress or something.

Shane Bugbee  28:21

Bush and Jesus, Jesus and bush. That was a good What was that call that show primetime or something like that. And

Doug Misicko  28:28

bush and religion you had labeled

Shane Bugbee  28:30 bush and religion but whatever it is, was great to see him hold up. This is the manual to raise our kids with hold up the Bible.

Doug Misicko  28:37

Yeah. The handbook. Jesus's bush.

Shane Bugbee  28:42

Well, we have one minute anymore, J's, J, the alphabet show J jagoff. jagoff. Jerky jerky go. Anything else?

Doug Misicko  28:51

junky?

Shane Bugbee  28:52

Junk, the junk smack heroin horse? Man, I bet you can do a show each time about heroin probably have a different name for each letter.

Doug Misicko  29:00

We've all known junkies.

Shane Bugbee  29:02

Yeah, well, yeah. We have 44 seconds. That's what about what they're worth is three.

Doug Misicko  29:08

All right, well, I cleaned a an overdose and a heroin junkie with a prosthetic leg off up off the floor of the fucking bathroom where

Shane Bugbee  29:15 “I work once. That's awesome dog dis genex.com dis genex.com Amy,

Amy Bugbee  29:21 “horror of horror.com and tv.com TV's

Shane Bugbee  29:25 “guide.com And I'm Shane. Evil now.com This is the alphabet. Yeah, and next time it's okay. K, K K K. I can only think of one thing with the K and that's three K's

Doug Misicko  29:43

Wow, there's always Contin cake. Yeah, pick

Shane Bugbee  29:54

all right, Amy. Should I start it right away? Well bang in

Letter K

Unknown Speaker  00:00

because it sure has been a long day. But there's

Unknown Speaker  00:06

still one thing I have to do before I fall asleep.

Unknown Speaker  00:09

What is that?

Unknown Speaker  00:10

I have to sing my ABCs so I won't forget them. A B C, D, E, F G, hey, Jai i j k, l m n o p, q r s, t, u v, w x, y and z. Now I know my ABCs Next time won't you sing with me the

Unknown Speaker  00:38

very nice big bed

Unknown Speaker  00:43

of you get to sleep

Unknown Speaker  00:45

last night I know that you can

Unknown Speaker  00:48

actually be but I don't count. I count their bags of war. Listen. Bah bah black sheep. Have you any? Yes sir. Yes sir. Three bags. One for the master. That's one bag of wool. And one for the Dane. One plus one is two that's two bags of wool. And one for the little girl who lives in the lane. Two plus one is three that three bags of war Baa baa black sheep have you any bird? Yes sir. Yes sir three bags

Unknown Speaker  01:29

myself about you how do you get to sleep

Unknown Speaker  01:36

I just look at all the little stars through my window and wonder what?

Unknown Speaker  02:15

Prairie that was beautiful yes let's all sing

Unknown Speaker  02:28

tiny bit see which way to

Unknown Speaker  02:41

tween playing golf

Unknown Speaker  02:58

well Good night everybody

Shane Bugbee  03:15

Amy How you doing?

Amy Bugbee  03:17

I’m doing just fine. am I introducing the show?

Shane Bugbee  03:21

I hope so.

Amy Bugbee  03:24

The alphabet show and I'm here with Shane from three ring radio and from dis genex.com

Doug Misicko  03:35

Not here

Amy Bugbee  03:37

and the great artists from Midas write to that stock thank you

Shane Bugbee  03:42

not really from my knees ready really attached himself to something that was already moved and grabbed on to the coattails and somehow he's getting mentioned was such a great book. I still can't figure it out soon

Amy Bugbee  03:52

to be a great artist for more than just soon to be exactly known just for minus right. And Shane got what? How many websites? No no evil now club. Hey, my icons on fire. Pogo the Clown. Three Ring radio. What else?

Shane Bugbee  04:13

Pogo the clown.com I don't know what I'll say me if you don't know. Nobody knows. But that's good enough. You know,

Amy Bugbee  04:23

don't want to overlook any you know,

Doug Misicko  04:24

check his signature on your emails. I think they're all there. Sometimes. Yeah.

Amy Bugbee  04:31

And then I do TV is God and the horror of horror or horror of horror.

Shane Bugbee  04:38

We better get the horror of horror. Some prick out there tonight probably listening they're gonna get your fucking us your fucking us

Amy Bugbee  04:45

alphabet show and today's letters what?

Doug Misicko  04:48

By the letter K?

Shane Bugbee  04:49

I think it's k. That was three Ks, K, K K.

Doug Misicko  04:53

We're all three here and we're all three on K K K.

Shane Bugbee  04:56

K K and you know we played some chahti rebel, but now we have an excuse to play caging Klu Klux Klan if we wanted to excellent Do you have any k songs and Avi?

Amy Bugbee  05:09

I got karma to burn, but I think we could hear some. Some more Johnny ribelle

Doug Misicko  05:16

more of the trip. Okay. Yeah. What about Special K? Isn't that ketamine? Isn't that better veterinarian drug? I thought it's like a veterinarian anesthesia.

Shane Bugbee  05:26

Well, that's just PCP that they've just renamed it. That's all PCP is,

Amy Bugbee  05:30

like a new version. Like they have Prozac and then they have Zoloft. You know, it's probably the similar

Shane Bugbee  05:35

Yeah, it's just got to be PCP because that's what PCP is is an animal tranquilizer?

Doug Misicko  05:41

I’m pretty special. Okay,

Shane Bugbee  05:43

I love peas. I don't know. I've never done like I said, I'm an old man. But I like PCP. PCP is for me. Okay, I stay away from it though. It's so deadly. It'll fuck you up making it really schizophrenic bad.

Doug Misicko  05:57

Oh, that's that's where I think it's the police legends. A guy who gets

Shane Bugbee  06:02

bites the bumper leaves his teeth barking it

Doug Misicko  06:05

gets shot five times and runs out a guy and rips his hat off his bare hands. Was there a PCP?

Shane Bugbee  06:10

I have a good PCP story it was funny I remember I smoked pick PCP for like three weeks in a row. Oh man did the first time was like heaven I thought it was in heaven. Snowflakes are trailing floating around this car. We're doing donuts in this in this court,

Unknown Speaker  06:29

you know Gee, I see this this well directed scene with little snowflakes and a car going around in circles and some like some I don't know some suburban Yeah. So easy listening to and playing and slugging or smiling

Shane Bugbee  06:42

something like fucking eyes, the eyes board or something like that, you know, crazy train or something naughty, and maybe not. It couldn't have been that because

Amy Bugbee  06:49

it carefully guys with their eyes like wide open just to

Shane Bugbee  06:54

go up to get beer. He's driving around. I'm freaking out. And I remember smoking like three weeks. And I know there was a big right everyone know, PCP was in town. So everyone was on it. And we're gonna go into this beer party. And we pull up and there's a huge riot going on. And, you know, I think we're all getting scared and we're starting to walk up to it and see this big riot breakout. Next thing I know I'm holding hands with the guy next to me we're walking up there real scared. And you know, there's my PC.

Amy Bugbee  07:26

Are you walking up to a riot? Shouldn't you be walking away?

Shane Bugbee  07:30

I think I feel like it was our duty to not we couldn't run away. I think it was we were walking towards it. We were walking right into the eye of the storm. I don't know why I guess because I was on PCB.

Doug Misicko  07:41

I guess the real scary power this guy we're holding hands. Yes. Yeah. Well, it's a horror horror story.

Shane Bugbee  07:47

That was the horror story. Because I remember we weren't so high that we didn't go you know, like I know some we look at each other's hands go. Oh, it didn't scare us the right didn't scares as much as the holding hands. You're right. There you go. There's my humiliating story

Doug Misicko  08:02

for K. Well, I was PCP. Similar different to crystal meth.

Shane Bugbee  08:07

Oh, math is an upper math is fucking make. You know, when I was on crystal meth. It's horrible. I met all these drug users. But I went to see a psychotherapist one time and he asked me the list of drugs I've done. And I'm like, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And he looked at me like, you know, it's over for you. Forget it. I cannot forget it. You are done. It's over for your brain. I was like, you know, I can see the look in his eyes. You know, like, it's, I don't think I can do anything for you. But recommended institution.

Doug Misicko  08:35

I thought PCP was an

Amy Bugbee  08:36

upper. No, no, no, no, like a hallucinate.

Shane Bugbee  08:39

It's a mind altering thing. So if you get someone someone gets mad at you, you know if you're mad at them, I can see the police saying I shot him five times because you'll have an extra adrenaline. Okay, but it's a downer. It's a tranquilizer. As you say it animal tranquilizer. Okay, Crystal Meth is an upper like the highest upper you can get like I thought of stringing Mike Diana's intestines throughout my house. A violent upper. Amy enjoyed it. I think she did. Maybe she didn't ever do it. It's up to her. It was fun. She enjoys uppers though because Amy's a mellow kind of person in real life. So I think that's why she enjoys you know, uppers. Me I enjoy downers because I'm so amped I need something to fucking you know, relax me. It's just sort of a natural you know, you're in chemical imbalance or you're really your food. What you ingest makes you have this imbalance and so I'm naturally attracted to downers because I'm trying to do your opposite Yeah, I'm an AMI is attracted to uppers. So it's wild between us. It's funny, she's she's down with the crystal meth. She's like, God do that shit again. I'm like, fucking never I was so up. I will kill.

Doug Misicko  09:49

I remember you told me once we drove to Indiana, from Chicago. We're on the way back and you told me never to touch crystal meth because you were positive a murder somebody

Shane Bugbee  10:00

Yeah, I'm positive I almost murdered someone and I know that thought passed through my mind. And I was clicking up and I was like, oh, and I don't know what you know just something that I had that one piece I've been cowed up enough where I'm so tamed and I can't kill you know it's it's not in me I don't think.

Doug Misicko  10:19

I don't know I think about I think about murder a lot

Shane Bugbee  10:21

Amy tell us your crystal meth story. Which one I don't know you were saying how nice it was before Duggan or rupt but it's not murder it's que Conte for Kill Kill HiLine killing with an AI n not n ing. Tell us your crystal meth lover story. We're gonna spell crystal with K today.

Amy Bugbee  10:39

Um, I feel I've had fun on it a number of times, you know,

Shane Bugbee  10:44

but driving home from Austin on it.

Amy Bugbee  10:46

Yeah, that was funny. We were driving me Shane and Mike Diana and Mike was driving. Because we had to get back to Chicago really fast. We were on TV. We were driving along the Mississippi river bank, and it was super foggy. You couldn't see five feet in front of you. And we were on this road that went like every second you had to turn the wheel turn, turn turn the wheel. And Mike was driving and he was doing 95 on this pitch black road that you couldn't see five feet in front of you. And you had to turn the wheel every second you were driving. I thought we were gone. Or as for sure. But we survived and made it and they were on the TV.

Shane Bugbee  11:31

And now I did say you would kill on crystal meth kill and K ABC show.

Doug Misicko  11:37

Right? I think I would. I don't know. I think about I think about killing a lot. And that's why I don't like to lose control. I don't like to take too many drugs.

Shane Bugbee  11:48

That's what I said earlier. I think when we were talking about addictions, or maybe we were on the couch or we weren't on the radio. But I did tell you I think you don't see it when we're in there. We're watching Saturday matinee. I said I don't think you I think you stay away from drugs and alcohol because you know you'd fuck you you'd lose it.

Doug Misicko  12:05

I might know might

Shane Bugbee  12:06

I think so. We gotta close scary yourself.

Doug Misicko  12:08

Sometimes you're afraid of yourself.

Shane Bugbee  12:12

Admit it. You have personnel. I

Doug Misicko  12:13

remember one time I was just at a I was just in Tennessee visiting Joel. And for we were walking around at night, Paul. Yeah,

Shane Bugbee  12:21

there comes the hall. Joe. That comes the whole Joe. Oh, here comes

Doug Misicko  12:28

we're walking around this jewel. Here's the cemetery and there was all this open space and there's these big piles of hay. And all I could think about was murdering somebody out. Did you ever it's just something about the whole atmosphere just screamed for murder.

Shane Bugbee  12:42

Did you ever think about Joel's Hall?

Doug Misicko  12:44

No, I never thought about it.

Shane Bugbee  12:48

I can get old Joe.

Amy Bugbee  12:50

If you were gonna kill someone, how would you do it?

Doug Misicko  12:53

Well, it depends on how hypothetical Are we are we talking like no law? Are we talking like just what I'd want to do or what I could know.

Shane Bugbee  13:03

Right now what would you do you think would be the

Amy Bugbee  13:05

most enjoyable doing something

Unknown Speaker  13:07

with my bare hands is bludgeoning somebody until they're just a flesh sack you know, just to the bones are fucking crushed and they're just a wide of skin and you know, crushed bone. It's a good

Amy Bugbee  13:19

Yeah, I think that's bludgeoning is definitely the way to go. Yeah,

Shane Bugbee  13:22

but there's laws you're saying Did she say most fun that's what you do.

Doug Misicko  13:27

Well, most fun that's what I do. In respect to the law I would use poison Yeah.

Shane Bugbee  13:35

And I would enjoy poison kill anyone I think about killing myself and I think poison would be it wouldn't be so bad because they'd have you know if you know they have to choke.

Doug Misicko  13:45

Oh, no poison, poison can be the worst way to go. It might not be the most gratifying because you don't get to crush somebody under your own hand.

Shane Bugbee  13:53

I don't know if I want to touch them. They're so disgusting to me. It's true. I don't want Why do I want to touch someone I hate so bad. I don't I mean, I don't I you know, I wouldn't want to touch him.

Doug Misicko  14:04

But a lot of poisons are easy to manufacture hard to detect. You know, they talk all about rice and now is a terrible tool. But inside

Shane Bugbee  14:12

and North South Carolina. Their their their Bush their state Bush is a leaf that's poison and if you dried it out and made it duty it we could kill you with no trace. That's what they tell us on the tour. What tour? We went, we got married. We got married in South Carolina and

Unknown Speaker  14:30

Oh, okay.

Amy Bugbee  14:33

We went on a tour with a guy dressed like a Civil War soldier and a horse drew the carriage you know?

Unknown Speaker  14:40

Oh, that's cool. Racing comes from just from Castor beans. It's not hard. It's like you know, it's a it's a castor bean oil, but it'll kill you. Well,

Amy Bugbee  14:52

where do you pick it up at?

Doug Misicko  14:54

You can buy a castor bean plant and you can make your own rice and

Shane Bugbee  14:57

then what do you do with rice and beans? Rice and

Doug Misicko  15:00

you put it in some ways food or you make content it's one of the it's one of the most potent poisons What do you do with it Doug? I don't do anything with it tell

Shane Bugbee  15:07

us again how you put it in food.

Doug Misicko  15:10

People people could do that. And you know people talk about arsenic but the problem with arsenic is it's it's a hard measurement you give somebody too much they'll just puke it out. You give somebody too little well it won't kill them either gotta strike a happy medium with arsenic and started to do to prolong death and it's stupid. Because you can give people carcinogenic and they die. coroner says it's cancer you know, I think there's a lot more poisoning going on and people like to acknowledge you know, oh yeah, I think it happens a lot

Amy Bugbee  15:41

if it's a slow poison it's perfectly okay or

Shane Bugbee  15:45

basically I think Amy has been trying to kill me through poisoning plenty. And I think the times I go to the hospital I think there's something going on

Doug Misicko  15:52

oh my god told me about that.

Shane Bugbee  15:53

I've told people to check into it.

Amy Bugbee  15:57

Oh really? Yes. Watch back

Shane Bugbee  16:03

well, well you can is character flaw with a K now that's a C

Doug Misicko  16:10

that's fine. But botulinum spores you can make put your own botulism people's food. There's Klebold from Columbine.

Shane Bugbee  16:20

Columbine?

Doug Misicko  16:21

I don't even know which one Klebold was though. I don't I'm not very Columbine savvy. Klebold which one was he? Was he the one with the longer hair? No,

Shane Bugbee  16:30

they really were like married and they became one, didn't they?

Doug Misicko  16:33

I guess so. I know what they look like just like one

Shane Bugbee  16:36

entity doesn't really matter which is which? Without one you don't have the other.

Doug Misicko  16:42

That's true. They probably neither of them probably would have killed without the other.

Shane Bugbee  16:46

Yeah, out of the two I have. I think Amy's favorite is clay bald.

Amy Bugbee  16:51

Yeah, he's my favorite. Why? I don't know. There's just something so nice about him. You know, it looks like such a nice person.

Shane Bugbee  16:59

Okay. Okay.

Unknown Speaker  17:02

Okay, I get it. Yeah, I

Shane Bugbee  17:04

can't figure out I don't think either of them are my favorite. I think I just look at them as one unit. One efficient killing machine.

Doug Misicko  17:11

You're looking at their unit.

Shane Bugbee  17:13

I look at them as a unit.

The KKK and killing Jewish people

17:15 Doug Misicko 

Alright. So weren't we talking about kiddie porn earlier?

17:21 Shane Bugbee 

No, we were talking about the Ku Klux Klan. (Doug Misicko: Oh, okay.) my was talking about kikes during the… you know, when we were off the air, for k.

17:30 Amy Bugbee 

I was just mentioning it was a K-word.

17:32 Shane Bugbee 

I think you said, "Fucking kill the kikes".

17:35 Doug Misicko 

What does "kike" mean to you, Amy?

17:39 Shane Bugbee 

Go fly a kike.

17:40 Amy Bugbee

Yeah, exactly.

17:41 Doug Misicko 

Kike-y tennis shoes.

17:44 Amy Bugbee 

Yes. "Just do it."

17:50 Doug Misicko 

I don't have any good KKK stories. I- (Shane Bugbee: No?) I gotta say I've never met anybody in the KKK.

17:55 Shane Bugbee 

We just the other night had a gentleman. A friend of mine. Maybe even though I'm getting worried he's gonna end up killing me. Friend of mine came over. Andy.

18:07 Doug Misicko 

Isn't that a good friend?

18:08 Shane Bugbee 

He's in the Klu Klux Klan. That's gonna kill me? I guess, so as long as you let me live through my miserable life, that might be a good friend.

18:17 Amy Bugbee 

And his wife were over. They're both active members in the Klan.

Shane Bugbee  18:21

Yeah, and they were cool. We watched what do we watch with them? We're watching the movies or do we just hang out? And watch bumfights? Oh, that's right here we went it bumfights and they discussed it or the wife looked disgusted by it but they weren't you know he's our you know Andy was a good guy he was listen I'm talking past tense was a good guy. He wasn't into all this religious shit at least in the client seems that you know Christians in the clan I part ways with a lot of that their beliefs you know, Jesus Christ.

Doug Misicko  18:50

What the fuck do they do anymore? Um, what's the Klan do?

Shane Bugbee  18:54

What does any group do? What does any any group matter? Really? What does it matter to really anyone who's not living for themselves and going at their own personal goals is a waste of fucking time and breath. Any groups that's from the ACLU to pee to the fucking voting? All that shit is a waste of fucking time and air and space. shouldn't be doing anything but trying to get your fucking shit together and be able to survive with all the shit hitting the fan even with George Bush. You know? Most people I know can't even escape this fucking country.

Doug Misicko  19:26

I tried fucking tried.

Shane Bugbee  19:29

Why can't you get over you could have got over there.

Doug Misicko  19:31

I was there I guess you can't get a job over there now. Oh,

Shane Bugbee  19:35

I could get a job over there though. See? That's a good thing about being me. Sorry software. I get over 30 Fucking I'll be over there bed.

Doug Misicko  19:42

I was I couldn't even apply.

Shane Bugbee  19:44

I got enough friends over there. I'd get over there in a second. Yeah, I don't have any friends over there. Tried to talk Amy to move into Amsterdam. I don't even have to talk Amy into it though. She's up for anything.

Doug Misicko  19:54

I say go for it. It's great.

Opposition to religions in public

19:57 Shane Bugbee 

I'm thinking about it, man. I'm thinking about getting the fuck I can't handle these kinds of politics Kerry, Bush, Skull and Bones bullshit mother fuck this place, man. It's really lame. I mean a lot of the freedoms we have, they don't matter to me. I don't give a fuck about most of them. The freedoms we don't have are the ones I want and that seems to be what has what's going on in Europe. You know, in France I when I spoke with Peter Gilmore, the Church of Satan guy in Three Ring Radio, we had spoke about the in France going to France and he said there was blasphemy laws. So that sort of scared me away. This other jamoke emailed me and told me about the blasphemy laws are a lie. I don't know who's telling me what, I don't really care if I moved to France and not really going to run down the street with a fucking upside down cross yelling, "Kill Christians". I ain't gonna give a fuck I don't give a fuck now about Christians or fucking satanists or any Buddhists or anyone. I don't really care about fucking jack shit about that.

20:58 Doug Misicko 

Oh, I know recently in France, they were talking- they were trying to pass a law that nobody could wear any religious apparel at a school. No- no turbans, no goddamn little Jewish… (Shane Bugbee: Where was this at?) In France! No goddamn Jewish little frisbee caps on their heads.

21:11 Shane Bugbee 

Well, I like that as long as it’s no religious stuff. Fucking no-

21:14 Doug Misicko

I'm with you. I'm all for it. I'm all for it.

21:16 Shane Bugbee 

It's like like smoking in public- it's like smoking in restaurants wearing religious garb all over. It's offensive to me. I want to see that shit and smell your stinky fucking incense ass. Fucking take that shit to your house man and what you're smoking cigarettes and everything else. Smoking in restaurants. I don't like religion in fucking public, either.

21:33 Doug Misicko 

God damn right. I would like to slap everybody's fucking turban off their head, every goddamn Jewish frisbee off the back of somebody's fucking skull.

21:42 Shane Bugbee 

Rip the crosses off their necks. Stick it in their fuckin' eye.

Doug Misicko  21:46

In their fuckin eye, right.

Amy Bugbee  21:48

It's like, the start of school uniforms was to, you know, eliminate the differences between kids. So they've learned better maybe if we did that with everybody.

Shane Bugbee  21:59

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. There. It should be a little stricter out there.

Amy Bugbee  22:04

Like, oh, like the cubicle came for cubicle.

Shane Bugbee  22:07

Hey, isn't that see? Well, today it's okay.

Amy Bugbee  22:10

It was character flaw worked. Why not cubicle? You're right.

Doug Misicko  22:14

Got a point cliche theory

Amy Bugbee  22:17

about cubicles because we had this office where we live before. And we've all everyone who worked there. We were all back to back. You know, I mean, Shane would be back to back. Anyone else would be I'll be back to back. And it would keep I felt it was hindering us from getting stuff done. And I theorized that the cubicle is the reason the cubicle is used is because it makes people more efficient because they can't talk. You know, they'd have the little room around them sort of a cubicle.

Shane Bugbee  22:45

Yeah, we were both in desperate need of an office just to get the fuck away from each other. I was like, I'd be fucking your fucking type and fucking loud. You know? Jesus Christ. You type in loud.

Doug Misicko  22:57

No, no, I let go. Somebody's watching the TV and I'm trying to type or anything like that. I started getting busy. Real pissy.

Shane Bugbee  23:05

What do you say? My turn down the fucking soul? Yeah. All right. All right, clan. What are you good joining you know me and Amy went to the cloud Museum and we got married. You see what kind of wonderful woman I got married. on our honeymoon. She picked she goes pick whatever you want. Pick these three places. These are the places I want to go to beautiful spot South Carolina, Seattle and somewhere in Canada, Toronto,

Amy Bugbee  23:32

Montreal, Toronto, wherever we'd was legal or something. Yeah, right.

Shane Bugbee  23:35

So so Amy picks these three great spots and I go you know, and South Carolina is the last place to fly the rubber flag let's go there. So we go there to get married and we go to the clan museum on our honeymoon. And the client guy like I call a newspaper and asked him where it was and they direct gave me his home phone and recall them so we're on my honeymoon and he goes well I'm close but I'm gonna open that place up for you kids. Kids K any k k k Museum and so it takes us that we got out there we meet them down there opens a store and we're letting it was great because I'm buying a bunch of souvenirs cladding is Honey Don't let him cheat you get something free so so Amy goes runs over gets a t shirt the night time is the white time. Tell him what else tell him all the shows the backroom was was like Raiders of the Lost Ark this back room.

Amy Bugbee  24:27

The guy who ran it his son he's like what a sacred Cyclops

Doug Misicko  24:36

that's me I'm the sacred Cyclops.

Shane Bugbee  24:38

talk into the microphone though.

Amy Bugbee  24:41

From the movie that Klansmen you know what they say. What is that an ordained Cyclops or something? He says

Shane Bugbee  24:47

Doug is the Cyclops folly yesterday or the other day we're talking I II for AI we're talking about dogs with an eye I'm not a bucket Cyclops I have to realize just one's broken

Doug Misicko  25:05

so anyways, Raiders of Lost Ark Neph

Shane Bugbee  25:08

the back room was like Raiders of the Lost Ark when they open that door. It was fucked up. I'm sorry, go ahead.

Amy Bugbee  25:14

Well, that's alright. You got it. Go ahead. Well, the guy's son gave us a tour and we got there at like 1030 in the morning. And his son's walk around with a cup with one of those like foam things to keep it cold. And it was Jack and Coke. You could smell it on him. It was like, you know 10am

Doug Misicko  25:34

Yeah, I think their political movement is getting some momentum this year. Oh,

Shane Bugbee  25:38

with Bush in office. I mean, Bush is the client as fuck and people are just sucking each other's dicks fucking over bush. I hate I gotta hate that guy. Fucking driving me nuts. He's a retired it was a speaking of the client. Yeah, yeah, it was a good Museum. It was it was fun to go on our on our wedding. It was pretty cool. I'm gonna play this lovely clan song by Johnny rebel I think we can actually dedicate this on Amy. What was the Andy's wife's name? Cindy, this is for Andy and Cindy.

Unknown Speaker  26:26

And oh man.

Unknown Speaker  26:40

neggers listen now. I'm going to tell you keep from getting towards the when the clan is on the prowl. Stay at home at night and lock your doors a time. Don't go outside or else you find those poses a burden. Now I know you will believe me. So I'm going to to you by the Kagan's because Panasonic G five. I'm warning you when I'm through. You're gonna change your tune. This store is found a nigga. His name was Ilieva he walked into a cafe he thought he'd get a bite. A thought that they would serve him since they passed the civil rights. A waitress told him no. And that he better go he said No ma'am my Uncle Sam say I don't have to go so he sat there in may be and stubborn as a mule no matter what she said he would get up all that's do. He sat there like a jackass said I'm gonna demonstrate. Talk came in here leaving till the hallway just heard and she said I told you. She said if we can treat you right we'll have to treat your phone was in her hands. She gave him one more chance he would go and so she called the pages to close play. When he saw them patients come in leave. I knew it was too late. His eyes popped out his head and his kinky hair got straight. He said oh lousy white folks. I didn't mean a thing. Why did I have to listen to that demonstrated ping. Now niggers understand the tide of pull his hands. He was at the mercy of and cage and Ku Klux Klan. I knew just want to be buy new with two new ones or just say with the Nygard. Now the moral of the story if pain is it in the niggers Mind your business and let us like it better heed my warning and try to understand don't do Doom on the straight around the page and cookbooks plan

Shane Bugbee  29:30

all right, three ring radio.com Evil now.com horror of horror.com dis genex.com And this is k in the ABCs of well, the alphabet show. Listen next time for

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Oh, h i j k, l m n o p, q r s, N T U V, W X, N Y and Z. I've just said my ABCs now it's your turn. Follow me. A B, C, D E, G, H, i j, k, l m n o p, q r s, n t, v, w x and y and z have had be all our way. Now we learn ABC

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see

Doug Misicko  01:19

all right, Doug. All right. This is the ABCs we're devoting a half hour segment each letter the alphabet.

Unknown Speaker  01:28

Right now we're on the letter L, which means we're almost halfway through the alphabet and we've had an interesting topic. The local locomotive locomotive correct. We can hear a locomotive in the background

Shane Bugbee  01:43

here that locomotive it was good. We're broadcasting from beautiful downtown Hammond, Indiana.

Amy Bugbee  01:59

Home of the most train tracks in the world.

Shane Bugbee  02:02

And I don't know if that's true. But Amy, I'll throw those facts out there and promote wrong information any chance she gets

Amy Bugbee  02:09

it's close enough.

Doug Misicko  02:11

Is that supposed to be true?

Amy Bugbee  02:13

That's what I hear at least in the United States. Hammond has the most feet or whatever of train track.

Doug Misicko  02:20

I would have guessed Tennessee because they're like the biggest distribution center in the United States

Amy Bugbee  02:25

as far as local state Hammonds the city.

Doug Misicko  02:29

Oh, yeah, right. Right. Right.

Shane Bugbee  02:30

Amy will fuck you up, man. I know. She pulled a knife and now she's got an attitude. I

Doug Misicko  02:35

know. She's next to me not you.

Shane Bugbee  02:37

That's why That's how I like it. When TVs everything got a chance to run that way. Every chance I can get large L I'm living large and I am because my poncho and under my shirt is expensive to get this way. large and in charge. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't get this way. Eating cheap food. Okay.

Doug Misicko  03:01

Oh, you earned it right?

Shane Bugbee  03:03

Before I can write if you aren't for our love. Lies Love of minus food. But locomotives. We we live between we live about 1010 feet from I guess we should save this for trains. T T did you give out our websites? I have evil now.com I'm Shane. This is Amy.

Amy Bugbee  03:26

Oh, I have horror of horror.com and TV is guide.com

Doug Misicko  03:31

and I'm Doug from the half defunct dis genex.com Yeah, it's

Shane Bugbee  03:35

just jetix.tumbleweed.com And you know what we're all going to be selling and we should start doing this for the rest of the alphabet telling people we're all going to be selling fuck John Ashcroft shirts on each website. We're going to be selling T shirts through the election.

Doug Misicko  03:54

What it's a pretty picture right? It's

Amy Bugbee  03:56

a beautiful design.

Shane Bugbee  03:57

And then Doug here drew the design you'll be able to see that on the web. When you're hearing this show broadcast you'll hear you'll see these on the on the web evil now.com Three Ring radio.com Horror horror.com TV has got well maybe not TV has got that it says

Amy Bugbee  04:13

defunct as dis Genex and this jetix.com

Shane Bugbee  04:17

So go go find the fuck John Ashcroft shirt.

Doug Misicko  04:21

It's It's sweet. It's a cute image. He's got a crosses in his eyes and he's a rag doll pinned up like Jesus and it says fuck John Ashcroft and nobody can disagree with that sentiment when you wear it. Motherfuckers will know where you're coming from

Unknown Speaker  04:35

anyone even people will say

Doug Misicko  04:39

good work. I can see your your thoughtful citizen.

Shane Bugbee  04:42

And anyone who would be on like the George Bush side would say who's John Ashcroft?

Amy Bugbee  04:46

Exactly.

Doug Misicko  04:48

That's right. patriotic. What? Never heard of it.

Amy Bugbee  04:51

Jesus was a white man.

Shane Bugbee  04:55

Hey, and that brings up L for losers.

Doug Misicko  04:58

Right right Jesus You can right up there. George Bush

Shane Bugbee  05:01

George W. John Ashcroft. Losers losers losers losers l lippie. Losers.

Amy Bugbee  05:07

Lot of losers a

Shane Bugbee  05:09

lot of losers L

Doug Misicko  05:12

A lot of losers like Lollapalooza.

Shane Bugbee  05:15

He didn't like Lollapalooza.

Doug Misicko  05:18

I you know, I went to one of them, I think when like the Smashing Pumpkins were with them, which is probably one of the stupidest ones in the early days. But it was it was stupid. I never really liked the Smashing Pumpkins either.

Shane Bugbee  05:33

I've got a Lollapalooza story. Alright, let's get the first Lollapalooza. Funny. Did it did help out with it. Okay. Yeah. I, they used it, they started. They wanted to do booths there. And I sent in, I did a zine naked aggression in the day. And I sent in the zine and they invited me to do a table. And I did that with rock out censorship, John Woods. And so we toured a good chunk of the Lollapalooza, especially the Midwest, did the booths. And it was a good time. And we helped, we really, we took charge that we got all these people to join up and do the booths. And I did this thing called the underground Press Syndicate at the time, and that was the firt It was when ziens were just happening. And in each town, we'd have someone else come from a zine and distribute ziens there and stuff like that. The coolest thing about it was, we had free we had free reign of Lollapalooza, so we get to pull our cars in and unload them. At these booths, we just bring big coolers of beer and whiskey and stuff and drink them at the tables and get donations. You know, it's funny, I never thought of getting a donation, we put an empty cup out there. And we're giving away stuff for free. And I'm stealing flyers from Kinkos and shit and just making it happen. And we put a cup out there. And people start putting dollar bills in it like crazy. And all of a sudden the cups full of dollar bills. And we're like, Holy fuck, this is great. You know, so we're putting in our pockets, and we got a good, you know, two 300 bucks the first day out of donations, just people walking by. And all we would do is in every area, we'd call up all the alternative papers and ziens and they just drop off a bunch of resumes and we just stand there and hand out their

Doug Misicko  07:16

their stuff, right Cami,

Shane Bugbee  07:18

you know, Nazi we didn't give a shit. And so we had people throwing stuff back at us, you know, Nazi magazines, fuck, you know, like, I go get magazines from the Klan and Nazis or the gay papers or, you know, every single thing you could think of when we were handing it out. And we got refused and resist involved in Lollapalooza. And the thing, the reason I never did two or three, I sort of quit after the number, the first one, when they called me to do number two, I didn't help them out with that. But that because refusal resist was, was invited. And they refused and resisted every single rule. And Lollapalooza was mad and wanted to kick them off the tour. And we're all like, what do you expect when you invite refuse and resist? They refuse and resist? You know, they're like, Fuck your rules. Fuck this. They were all great. You know, they were hostile people, but they were cool people unless you started laying down a lot of rules. They just weren't rule kind of people.

Doug Misicko  08:13

But you said you got people to help out at the tables. You just get people to do the work for you to

Shane Bugbee  08:20

win in certain two cities. I couldn't afford to travel so we just let other people take it over. Oh, we did the Midwest but do what work. It was fun. We just hung out and did that shit like oh, you know how I got on the Lollapalooza was ministry Ministry had taken a liking to liking L to naked aggression. I was doing a zine back in the day before the home computer explosion. So we'd literally like break into offices to use the computers and use photocopy machines and stuff. And ministry took a liking to naked aggression. This guy that owns a star 99 floor Mickey Levine L. And his brother Ted Levine, the guy who starred in Silence of the Lambs. Well, Mickey took a liking to me and my zine and that introduced me to like people in ministry and they took they actually like Al Jourgensen. And these guys carried magazines onto their bus parked in front of the thing and put them on there and handed them out on some of their tours. So they gave them out to the right people. And I started getting attention from the right people.

Doug Misicko  09:20

That sounds like the good Lollapalooza I went to a shitty while Dude, it was

Shane Bugbee  09:23

the one where they had that one display with the flag where you had to walk on the flag to sign a book at every stop on the tour, man, someone got their face busted open, there'd be a guy standing there and you step on the flag and it was like a line it was funny. There was a line of fucking guys with shirts off you know, bait you know, football guys jock mentality, guys, and there'd be a line of fucking other people, you know, like my kind of people and they'd stand in line walk on the flag to sign the book and some guide fucking hit him back. You know, they'd fight and there'd be blood drips off from this flag. It was beautiful. It was so fucking cool, because people would fistfight over this display and It's all fucking day, like every 15 minutes on the hour, it was like every 15 minutes on the 15 minute it was like, bam and other fight by that flag fucking display. And then by the end of the show, there was just drips of blood leading away from this flag. So the really the end result, there are some photos of that. I'm sure they're out there somewhere. I saw people taking pictures of it. The end result was this nice drip of blood. And it was really like that fights all the time. But that display was cool.

Amy Bugbee  10:26

Was that the first level? Yeah, Jane's Addiction. Yeah,

Shane Bugbee  10:29

yeah. And iced tea and all that stuff. And it wasn't ministry number two.

Amy Bugbee  10:34

Yeah. And iced tea couldn't play cop killer because all of a sudden, like four years after this CD came out, it was a big deal. And so every other band on that show to play saying, Yeah,

Shane Bugbee  10:46

Pearl Jam, Soundgarden. They all did. Everyone did a version of cop killer. But

Doug Misicko  10:51

that's all right. Oh,

Shane Bugbee  10:52

it was great. Because this rise to copula. You have to love that song. You have to, I guess unless you're a cop.

Doug Misicko  11:00

I think there's a lot of Palooza this year.

Amy Bugbee  11:04

It's so super commercial now, though.

Shane Bugbee  11:07

Oh, yeah. You know what Lollapalooza this year got canceled. Oh, no. One bought tickets rule just got cancelled? Yeah.

Doug Misicko  11:14

That's embarrassing. I think it was Jay. I think Jane's Addiction was coming back to and playing with him and everything else. The old farts are coming back even if Guns and Roses not well, not goes and Rose Velvet Revolver or whatever.

Shane Bugbee  11:26

That's always a it's usually a bad thing. Ministry. Skinny puppy. You want to talk about old timers coming back? Just getting puppies coming back. You like them. So they're not old timers, but they are 20 years in the making or something like that they belong. They're eligible almost for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at this point.

Doug Misicko  11:42

It's true. First out was like 84, I think was 8284 Skinny puppy.

Amy Bugbee  11:48

Oh, yeah. They when they played assimilate. When we saw him, they said, we recorded this song. 20 years ago, I mean, skinny

Shane Bugbee  11:55

puppies eligible for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And you don't look at him like that, because they still somewhat do some cutting edge stuff. And they're still hit, but you got to think about it. I 15 years later, I'm just hearing getting hip to the shit through Ami. So they're just I'm just understanding their relevance on the whole community. And how they started the trend of Goth, industrial, that whole movement that's going strong now. And it almost seems a shame they play such small venues. They should be in this fucking stadium being worshipped like Metallica. You know, like idol worship, because they're doing some fucking good stuff better than Metallica. Oh, for sure. God, I hate Metallica. I don't mean even compare skinny puppy that, but they sort of deserve that huge recognition that the same recognition that would make you and Amy skinny puppy fans probably hate them. But they sort of deserve that when I see and they deserve some commercial success. Probably no,

Unknown Speaker  12:45

I've gotten over that whole elitist music thing. You know, I actually want to see people who do good work be recognized for it. There was a time when I thought you know that this is my band. I don't want anybody else to hear it. You know what I mean? Well, then you go through with it. Anybody deserves that? Oh, for

Amy Bugbee  13:02

sure. For sure. Most of the people at the show when we saw him had never seen him before. It was their first

Doug Misicko  13:08

12 years. 12 I mean, last time they came through Detroit, I was too young to see him.

Amy Bugbee  13:12

Exactly. Well, they did two shows in Chicago and one was all ages. So it was all kids who would have never been able to see them before

Shane Bugbee  13:18

sort of skinny puppy have anything to do with L is it love lost.

Doug Misicko  13:24

Now we went from Lollapalooza to bands.

Shane Bugbee  13:28

I'm just kidding. I'm just saying. Amy loves skinny puppy. I know. She absolutely loves them. I've very rarely do I see her have such a good time at a show. So it was really cool to take her to skinny puppy.

Doug Misicko  13:38

I love lesbians. And that's an owl. Ooh, do

Shane Bugbee  13:40

I love lesbians and love watching girls kiss even if they're not lesbians just to watch girls kiss? I don't even need porno like blatant porn. Just to watch girls kiss would be very nice for me. That's all but you know what? We're gonna play another al LaVey right? You know your father. Yep.

Amy Bugbee  14:00

Love A we saw those girls kissing in a horror movie today though. They looked like they hated touching each other.

Shane Bugbee  14:08

Maybe what song Am I playing here?

Amy Bugbee  14:10

There's one here lies love. That's Oh, Here

Shane Bugbee  14:13

Lies Love. Which one is that? Trek 14 on this wonderful Anton LaVey Satan takes a holiday entitled a founder of The Church of Satan. And this this fine recording is put out by reptilian records. You should check out reptilian records.com Chris X is one hell of a guy.

Amy Bugbee  14:35

Yeah, and so no, um, you only know his name.

Shane Bugbee  14:37

Yeah, you don't know Chris X. You only know his name. You got it motherfucker. Chris sucks. Oh Fuck yo X stands for cutting the axe in your fucking windpipe and sucking the life out of you. I can't wait to meet them. Excellent Chris X reptilian records.com And this is Anton LaVey. And Here Lies Love. For the l show alphabet L A And we'll come back I mean Amy have a really cool and time of a story. We were the last people to interview so they're

Amy Bugbee  15:07

the last L

Shane Bugbee  15:09

yeah the last contract the old man who who tried to be relevant now 25 years later you know I'm talking to you Boyd rice or whoever is telling people that you did the last interview. All right. It's me and Amy and we know better so fans of Boyd rice just relaxed Am I right Amy it's true it's true and we have credit for that so so you losers

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when melancholy when finale for my tragedy, like very mad for only me while I linger weary NEPA WillowTree right here our romance was started here again we are when I said you free Oh my God everything is blue all the word has shattered

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in

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my heart is

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I can't believe

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you're gone

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guys daughter

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I hear a lot he sounds sad as in mournful Michael is so late

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last dreams is up

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to you gave you gave I gave all

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cry my eyes are dry

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there's only one thing I only know I can go

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darling and?

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I ought to cry my eyes are dry there's only one thing I'm conscious

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I only know I can go

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darling

Shane Bugbee  19:36

Well, that was Nick bogus singing and Anton LaVey. pounded on the libraries. The Calliope L the alphabet show the alphabet of ABCs. The ABCs of the alphabet. We don't really have a solid name for this concept. Dog.

Doug Misicko  19:57

Yes, this genex.com

Shane Bugbee  19:58

Correct AMI horrid horrid.com and Shane from evil now.com

Amy Bugbee  20:05

That's us. Yeah,

Shane Bugbee  20:06

you should pick up the fuck John Ashcroft shirt we're gonna sell on the websites while you can. It's cool. What else for law? L we have LaVey Anton LaVey. We have good story for that. Yes. What else do we have for Al? Anything else?

Doug Misicko  20:24

Oh, Ron Hubbard, who? L Ron

Shane Bugbee  20:25

Hubbard,

Doug Misicko  20:26

but none of us ever interviewed him? I don't believe

Shane Bugbee  20:29

no, but what else do we have for Al?

Amy Bugbee  20:33

LSD?

Shane Bugbee  20:34

Oh, yeah, let's do we have nine minutes. We got to have to fucking stick an LSD story in there. Well, the way stuff is old with me and Amy. Anyway, we did that we did the last interview with et al. last interview with

Amy Bugbee  20:46

Anton LaVey. People can read it online if they're interested. Yeah,

Shane Bugbee  20:49

it's on the Church of Satan website. And you can click that and find out that it is the last interview with Anton LaVey through the church of satan.com website. And you can read that online and we had a hell of a time hanging out with Anton LaVey. We ate double stuffed Korean cookies, Oreo cookies, and drank instant coffee and listened to him listened owl to tickle the ivories in his kitchen in his kitchen. It was real cool and hung out in his room got to see RAS Putin's a chair from Ras Putin's and Crowley's pipe relay and the coffin Susan Atkins. Oh, yeah, man, he had all that shit laid out they'd love a fucking the shit no shit in his parlor parlor. We hung out there and we saw the we saw the mantel like the fireplace the the altar altar, the altar, I'm sorry, the mantel, the altar, whatever, that that Jane Mansfield was bowing down in front of so it's real cool. It's a real cool experience at all. It was really and you know, you'll pick up go to Amy site or my site. And we'll we have stories about that. And, you know, links and whatnot. Yeah, we talked about this a lot. So it's not something we want to do on the oil show. You should just buy our book, Memoirs of a madman and available@amazon.com No, that's not our book. But you know, eventually it'll be there. If Doug has anything to do with it, we're going to be on amazon.com Two or three books faster. He's working on a book about Ami. That'll be out in October.

Doug Misicko  22:33

Right, right. I'm working on a cure to that we're gonna book for each you just compiling information.

Amy Bugbee  22:39

Have you ever done LSD? Dog? No, no,

Doug Misicko  22:42

I worked for the Homeland Security Department. You fucking have to be straight a loser. I have to collect information on you and turn it into John Ashcroft.

Amy Bugbee  22:50

Asshole. The first time I did LSD. I was a freshman in high school.

Shane Bugbee  22:55

LSD l Oh, yeah. Did you put lick Tottenville LSD? Okay, forget that.

Amy Bugbee  23:04

I would say it was liquid, but it wasn't a this friend of mine got this acid for me and a girlfriend of mine. And this other girl we knew wasn't going to take it in case anything bad happened because she had taken it before. So this guy takes us to his friend's house and Hammond and this house was so scary and it was in such a bad name. So

Shane Bugbee  23:26

in Hammond in Hammond, Sudan lived in Calumet City at the time. Right? Right. So it was over now, but

Amy Bugbee  23:31

yet I lived on the Illinois side of the border. And Hammond is just across on the Indiana side. And it was people from Calumet City in Illinois thought ill Hammond. So anyway, and they were right. Yeah. So we ended up with this weird little house. These people who had sold us the acid and they were friends of this, this guy knew. And we're hanging out with them. And it was like a couple of couples and they were real freaky, hippie looking people. And this girl came in and she was like, all freaking out. And she was showing the other girl she had blood on her knife. And I guess the two girls were prostitutes. And this guy had attack. slots, the guy had attacked this girl one of her jobs. And so she stabbed up and then got out of the car and ran over to these people's house. And so all this drama is going on the lady, the couple whose house it was the guy comes up to me and my girlfriend and we're both tripping. And he starts knocking on his leg and it sounds like I work freaking out because we're tripping our brains out. And we're like, oh my God, what's going on? And the guy's like, look at my leg and he had a wooden leg and he was knocking on it for us. We were totally free.

Shane Bugbee  24:43

Oh, that's fucking awesome.

Doug Misicko  24:45

Did you peek through the knothole and his wooden leg?

Amy Bugbee  24:47

No, no, I didn't see a knothole but it was quite an evening and lascivious.

Doug Misicko  24:53

That doesn't sound like the time to be high. l lewd No,

Amy Bugbee  24:57

it was really scary. And then all of those people threw us out out because the girl who had just stabbed the guy was freaking out. So this other couple was like, Oh, we live in the back house, come come back to our house. And we go in their house and it's not a house. It's a garage, like a one car garage. But they've built this little plywood floor. And they have this twin bed in the corner. And this like really likes cricket couch on the other wall. And then they just had this weird like shower with like a plastic bag, you know, like with no drainage. Like they must have had to go empty the bag after they took a shower. And that was their house. It was freaky

Doug Misicko  25:38

in somebody's backyard in the other garage. Oh, boy. I

Shane Bugbee  25:42

can't remember the first time I took acid. I may be that burnt out.

Amy Bugbee  25:48

Unfortunately, I can't forget. Yeah, right. I

Shane Bugbee  25:51

wish I could remember the first time I took acid I'm sure it was a beautiful experience. I really like LSD. I liked it. I find my old age and I prefer just mushrooms because it's something more I can control. LSD, you can lose control, you know you can have, you might poop your pants maybe.

Doug Misicko  26:10

So you have lost control on LSD. You know

Shane Bugbee  26:13

what you do lose control I did you get more emotional, you can have a bad trip on mushrooms I can cannot see having a bad trip ever. I mean, I am a person who if I could. And when I get older in my retirement, if I made a lot of money I would want to, you know, eat mushrooms every fucking day. Like in my 50s or something if I'm retired, I just chew mushrooms for months on end and be on a fucking beach in Hawaii and chew mushrooms and hang out because it's it's something that it and alters your reality but not so bad that you're not in reality. It's just sort of, you know, it's fun. I don't know you'd giggle at shit that maybe most people wouldn't giggle at but I like mushrooms or LSD. L we have two minutes left.

Doug Misicko  27:02

I was gonna add though with LSD. This is for the kids. With LSD you're supposed to take in sugar with it. That's why they used to put it on sugar cubes. It opens your capillaries helps the blood flow to your head better. And they say when you get that because sometimes that's what a bad trip is it gets you don't have as much blood going your head and people start tripping tripping out big.

Amy Bugbee  27:25

No, but you know how you get rid of a bad trip?

Doug Misicko  27:28

How's that dairy,

Amy Bugbee  27:30

eat it milkshake? Or you could you know, snort some coke. But that's how you get rid of okay, cocaine will get rid of an acid trip and so will dairy products acid

Shane Bugbee  27:40

right now I'd give you a try. We give you some of this cocaine we have here and see if it would get rid of your bad trip or a trip. We could do the Serbian experiment if anyone's listening and we have the cocaine we want to do an experiment normally, this is not to ingest drugs. It's true.

Doug Misicko  27:59

You take one it cancels the other and you say Amy will

Unknown Speaker  28:02

know Amy will go dear, you're wrong,

Shane Bugbee  28:04

bro. If Amy cuts a line of cocaine, it's gonna be like a fucking cigar. Amy does not fudge she does not do dainty drugs. That's all I'm saying. She's not the dainty drug user.

Doug Misicko  28:15

And if you're gonna do it, you might as well do it right.

Shane Bugbee  28:18

But she'll fucking fuck up a guy. I mean, you know there's there's certain things it's like you don't think holy motherfucker it'd be if you're gonna party with him and be ready. So I'm saying that'd be prepared.

Doug Misicko  28:30

Ready for the fucking heart attack. We're

Shane Bugbee  28:32

talking about lines now. Lines. Okay, and I've seen her dump out a whole goddamn thing and put a line on it. Is that it? What the fuck?

Amy Bugbee  28:43

The first one's the best one. Why not just make the first one to remember the kind

Shane Bugbee  28:47

of ladies that put you in the grave early. That's it.

Doug Misicko  28:51

Now this is a lesson to me.

Shane Bugbee  28:53

You know how to have lady killers. She's a man killer. Heartbreaker. Heartbreaker soul taker. Line maker.

Doug Misicko  29:01

She's a maniac. Whoa. Well, I

Amy Bugbee  29:05

like war. I felt like I do drugs and you love lines.

Shane Bugbee  29:09

lol Oh, I

Amy Bugbee  29:11

haven't done lines in 20 years.

Shane Bugbee  29:12

But you have some here to do. Don't you know comment?

Amy Bugbee  29:15

Oh,

Doug Misicko  29:18

well, we got to no comment. You can't come.

Shane Bugbee  29:21

But she's not doing it for the show. That's the good thing. It's only for you know,

Doug Misicko  29:24

for recreation. Other time not for experimental headaches. She has migraines. It's not for your entertainment you Fox.

Shane Bugbee  29:32

Yeah, that was it. That was the alphabet show. L M is next week. Shane evil now.com Doug dysgenesis.com Amy Horeb horror.com See you later. Bye. Say goodbye Amy.

Doug Misicko  29:47

Goodbye. See your for em.

Shane Bugbee  29:52

Can I start the other one up right away? Yeah. Cool. We shall

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Unknown Speaker  01:25

you

Doug Misicko  01:49

don't not even sure which what the track is called but it's got a real cool like Calliope type loop, you know?

Unknown Speaker  02:00

What are you talking about that

Unknown Speaker  02:01

skinny puppy used to play guinea pig to in the background at some of their shows in one of their songs makes reference to it that he says something about the samurai Doctor dismembering.

Amy Bugbee  02:16

While it's cool, I'll have to listen to that. Yeah, that was a crazy movie that was really gross. Which one companion to the pig.

Shane Bugbee  02:25

Okay, what do we do you know what? Who's going to introduce this this segment? This letter sponsored by the letter Q.

Amy Bugbee  02:33

I'll do Q.

Unknown Speaker  02:34

Q. What up? It's a Q What up? Hey, wow.

Amy Bugbee  02:38

You ended up for Q? It's the alphabet show. Or as Doug says the ABCs of Phil. Shane, what are you calling it?

Shane Bugbee  02:50

I really haven't heard anything that sounds good. At all. It sounds quiere que I have to be honest. I mean,

Doug Misicko  02:56

nothing is quality. Quite clear what nothing of quality.

Shane Bugbee  03:01

Exactly. But it's the concept that counts.

Amy Bugbee  03:04

Every every episode of the show is another letter of the alphabet. And we're at Q so we're more than half I thought

Unknown Speaker  03:11

this was W so I have some weed. Oh, by all means,

Amy Bugbee  03:16

and it's Shane bugby. Doug Messner. And me. I'm Amy.

Shane Bugbee  03:23

I thought this was W for weed.

Amy Bugbee  03:28

Q for

Doug Misicko  03:30

Q and so, control No, I

Shane Bugbee  03:32

like to think of when I think of weed I like to think of quitter. Because weed reminds me to just quit. Why? Why play the game? When there's no fucking possibility of winning? The fucking quitter.

Doug Misicko  03:49

gotta quit. gotta quit anger

Unknown Speaker  03:53

to quit refusing the weed.

Amy Bugbee  03:55

No, no, none for me. Are you quitting? I'm quitting for now.

Doug Misicko  04:03

Now in the spirit of Jay, when you describe to me what a Jehovah's Witnesses are all about, perhaps somebody can fill me in on what the Quakers are all

Shane Bugbee  04:09

about. Quakers about sucking and fucking.

Doug Misicko  04:13

They're like Amish people, aren't they? Except they're not Amish.

Amy Bugbee  04:17

They're kind of like a cross between Amish and Masonic or something because they have their weird kind of

Shane Bugbee  04:22

religion. They do a good oatmeal.

Amy Bugbee  04:26

William Penn. I remember doing a book report on him in third grade.

Shane Bugbee  04:30

That's fucking P not q.

Amy Bugbee  04:33

Well, he was a Quaker Penn stations named after him, but I'm not quite sure what he did.

Doug Misicko  04:43

So Quakers they have secret handshakes?

Amy Bugbee  04:45

I believe so. And they have funny beards. They've got the Cambo going on.

Doug Misicko  04:51

But they don't have like the Jewish curls at this on their sideburns. Do they

Amy Bugbee  04:56

think they're more of the powdered wig people

Doug Misicko  05:00

Are they queers?

Amy Bugbee  05:04

I don't know. I think a lot of those secret societies have some weird gay sex rituals going on. Fucking A spell working. I didn't talk about that for pee. The Paris working in Crowley called rally we'll figure Paris working and it was just about him. You know, doing his assistant in the butt.

Doug Misicko  05:31

Well, you got Queen Latifah

Shane Bugbee  05:34

cleanly TV. You know what Amy has a good CD to play. There's a lot of two minutes songs. So you want to just play like five of those two minutes songs. Amy? Yeah,

Amy Bugbee  05:43

that'll be fun. You know,

Shane Bugbee  05:44

they're like one and a half. I'll just find the shorter songs and go in order. Yeah, that sounds okay. Well, why don't you introduce this first song, we'll do it. And I'll talk about Queen Latif when we come back

Amy Bugbee  05:55

all right, we'll just say hey, we just got

Doug Misicko  05:59

Shane and Queen Latifah match made in heaven or something

Amy Bugbee  06:14

World Peace world peace from the kromaggs from the agent?

Unknown Speaker  06:45

again?

Unknown Speaker  07:51

Got

Amy Bugbee  08:01

it kromaggs And you know I was thinking that the kromaggs are Harry Krishna was the Harry cruiser hardcore mother Q.

Doug Misicko  08:36

My mother, Harry Krishna hardcore ban. The market is saturated with them.

Amy Bugbee  08:46

I saw him live one time and they were telling everybody between each song Don't forget to buy our vegetarian cookbook $5 at the table.

Unknown Speaker  08:54

Amy,

Shane Bugbee  08:55

can you explain why you're talking about the kromaggs on the letter Q of the letters show or alphabet show or

Amy Bugbee  09:03

cuz I'm really stretching it and the name of the CD is called the age of quarrel. That's a cue.

Shane Bugbee  09:10

And it is one of the best Olds old school albums or CDs.

Amy Bugbee  09:15

Absolutely. It's funny. I always thought these guys were like walking with your mic, dog and talk really holy, you know, because they were Harry Krishnas and stuff. And they were vegetarians, and they live like these clean lives. And I remember they were in Chicago when the or at least the singer was John Joseph. He was in Chicago when the mentors were in town. And he made a trek all the way across town to come and meet the mentors because he loved the mentors. And I thought that was the oddest thing that this holy guy this Harry Krishna would want to meet the mentors.

Doug Misicko  09:51

Your mom like their album cover.

Amy Bugbee  09:53

It's true.

Unknown Speaker  09:54

Cliff or not to

Doug Misicko  09:56

Cliff. Sure, when you gotta you got Yeah, sometimes you really pumped some air into there too.

Shane Bugbee  10:04

Well, I wouldn't know. I think Doug is admitting to have a vagina and a penis right now.

Doug Misicko  10:10

I'm admitting to pumping some air into some vagina.

Amy Bugbee  10:12

Do you have a cloth? What is it? Are you a hermit for quite? What is the cloth?

Doug Misicko  10:20

I think it was off is like some type of hair. Do you know something less than 30 is

Unknown Speaker  10:25

good. Is that the kind of hair to Penn Jillette as does he have a cloth?

Amy Bugbee  10:30

Because Quakers have a cloth

Doug Misicko  10:33

or hair slicked back at the sides but really poofy at the top guy

Unknown Speaker  10:37

that's pendula isn't a cloth. That's Foley, the cue cloth. That's funny. What a funny word. I love funny words like schmuck. And what else do we put Putin? Because your Putin Putin,

Doug Misicko  10:52

Putin never heard it as your Putin. Sorry. Okay, is

Shane Bugbee  11:00

your Putin hanging? How's your Putin hanging? Right? Putin is funny smock is funny if you think say smart three times. Do it. Dog smack smack

Doug Misicko  11:09

smack

Shane Bugbee  11:10

that doesn't start with Q.

Doug Misicko  11:12

I don't think so.

Amy Bugbee  11:13

I always liked Qaddafi. And you know, that's a cue. Yeah, they spell it with a cute

Shane Bugbee  11:19

dog you should do a fuck Qaddafi shirt.

Amy Bugbee  11:22

I love Qaddafi he's

Doug Misicko  11:23

old he's kids don't even know

Amy Bugbee  11:28

it to a Metallica concert

Shane Bugbee  11:29

Paris Hilton. I love wearing that shirt because it's so retro. Qaddafi retro retro right it's retro what leaves me with Well, let's well it's retro wore

Amy Bugbee  11:44

the crucifix have a song about Gaddafi.

Doug Misicko  11:48

glorifying Him or otherwise

Amy Bugbee  11:50

saying they're sorry that we bombed that his house and killed his children. I guess they're on his side.

Doug Misicko  12:02

Maybe ya know a lot about it.

Shane Bugbee  12:06

Quiet riot. que

Doug Misicko  12:09

nada. No.

Shane Bugbee  12:11

You know what I thought when I said Q is a quiet riot. And then I remembered I had a story for quiet, right? It's quite simply there. The reason I dropped out of high school. I remember going to some sort of assembly or something. And they played quiet riot. And it drove me nuts.

Doug Misicko  12:27

It does it we're gonna ban all heavy metal music.

Shane Bugbee  12:30

No, it was just quiet riot. It was so clear. It's an odd I drove me like I was embarrassed to be anywhere around there. And it was really clear. And I couldn't handle it. And I ran far away from it. And it was quiet riot pumping through the sound system. In high school that I think drove me it was one of the reasons crucial reasons and that's no joke.

Amy Bugbee  12:52

I'm surprised you didn't hang yourself in the bathroom. I know. Is that what tonight? No after hearing quiet riot

Doug Misicko  13:00

night's not over yet.

Shane Bugbee  13:04

You're surprised I didn't hang myself in the bathroom myself specific.

Amy Bugbee  13:09

I don't know in school, you go to the bathroom. I would think if you're going to commit suicide, I would think

Doug Misicko  13:15

Yeah, you never you never skipped class to hang yourself in the bedroom. Like a rite of passage.

Amy Bugbee  13:21

Somehow I just imagined students being tortured with quiet right running into the school washrooms and committing suicide. Not specifically you I just means

Doug Misicko  13:32

I might have committed suicide my high school bathroom but my body would have been sodomized and I can can deal with it.

Shane Bugbee  13:39

You have committed suicide. Because you're right. I think we should play another kromagg So

Amy Bugbee  13:45

yeah, let's have it

Unknown Speaker  14:05

Wow

Amy Bugbee  15:37

Oh, al Qaeda,

Shane Bugbee  15:39

you got talking to the mic the al Qaeda

Amy Bugbee  15:41

network, you know, home of angry Hispanics

Doug Misicko  15:45

are they banned

Unknown Speaker  15:48

queef qui force dog?

Doug Misicko  15:51

I'm trying I've been fine.

Unknown Speaker  15:53

If you go to dis jewish.com Doug has photos of his posi and his dick.

Doug Misicko  16:00

I'm trying to queef out of either one of them.

Unknown Speaker  16:02

They call dog the queef Master General

Amy Bugbee  16:07

that's lucky you know if you're going to be a hermaphrodite you want to just be a hermaphrodite. Rather than have your parents or a physician decide which sex you should be.

Doug Misicko  16:15

I want to be able to fuck yourself.

Shane Bugbee  16:17

You think that's what Chuck Schneider meant by the with the song pull the plug.

Doug Misicko  16:26

Maybe what is that slang for fucking yourself? On the blog?

Amy Bugbee  16:31

hermaphrodite? Zach says you

Unknown Speaker  16:33

could you add that? Could you add that to the Urban Dictionary? Please duck that, you know, the guy from death does this great song. Oh, that blog. It gets listed in the urban dictionary is fucking yourself. Ruin ruins his song. He's like Chuck Berry. Or was that guy? Little Richard

Shane Bugbee  16:55

or whoever else? Barry Hasselhoff? Yeah, right, David?

Doug Misicko  16:59

He's just a pussy.

Shane Bugbee  17:00

Is there a q&a that?

Amy Bugbee  17:02

I didn't realize that was the scientific term for that? What? queef No. pulling the plug when you when hermaphrodites have sex with themselves?

Unknown Speaker  17:12

You pull a plug.

Doug Misicko  17:15

It's better than giving yourself a blow job. I'd imagine.

Amy Bugbee  17:19

queef I've only seen pictures of that. Yeah, me

Doug Misicko  17:24

too. I sent Shane those pictures to

Shane Bugbee  17:30

dude, what was wrong with you? I want to know what's wrong with you say? Hey,

Doug Misicko  17:36

I thought we should interview this guy who can suck his dick and put it on the internet. And you don't want to talk to this man.

Shane Bugbee  17:44

Doug's admitting that while the things running on tape.

Amy Bugbee  17:46

I wonder if it's the same guy from the no nothing circus who used to do that?

Shane Bugbee  17:51

It probably is.

Doug Misicko  17:53

The guy just goes around the country sucking his own. Does

Unknown Speaker  17:55

this have to do with a queue?

Doug Misicko  17:57

I don't. It's we're

Unknown Speaker  18:00

okay, there you go.

Amy Bugbee  18:04

I was bummed when that circus stayed at our house because the guy we saw him in the in this little magazine that they sent before they came pictures of him sucking his own deck but then when he was over, he just sat there quietly watching television politely.

Doug Misicko  18:20

Quietly What did you want from him in your own house?

Amy Bugbee  18:25

Well, I would have put down a towel quiet for a demonstration Quiet

Doug Misicko  18:33

quiet some quality and

Shane Bugbee  18:34

if you come to my house be prepared to serve and our protect.

Amy Bugbee  18:39

That was crazy.

Doug Misicko  18:41

I don't sleep belly down. That's right. I wake up I can steal my mud.

Unknown Speaker  18:49

He's way you know it was after Amy and the B and the B show he told a little story about butter fist at Doug's afraid, likes real afraid.

Doug Misicko  18:58

We're chesty belt.

Amy Bugbee  19:00

I do have a pair of rubber gloves unused in my in the rooms.

Unknown Speaker  19:04

boudoir. Yes. And the boudoir, rubber gloves.

Doug Misicko  19:09

Rubber gloves in the boudoir.

Unknown Speaker  19:14

What's next letter R as our ream ream

Amy Bugbee  19:24

rim job.

Doug Misicko  19:26

You can't skip ahead. You can't skip ahead. Yeah, that's true. What about Queen

Amy Bugbee  19:30

Latifah? Shane. You were on Queen Latifah before I don't

Shane Bugbee  19:33

feel like telling any stories don't know why

Amy Bugbee  19:38

I guess it's time to take a break

Doug Misicko  19:40

I'll be getting people aren't going to infer anything from your facial expression

Shane Bugbee  19:44

I'm getting what so silly and stone I'm getting quiet you know quiet cue this is this. This is what I think

Amy Bugbee  19:51

quiet sure, but I guess let's play another song. It's quiet.

Shane Bugbee  19:55

Oh yeah, we will play another song right

Doug Misicko  19:56

or will that people feel are

Shane Bugbee  20:24

there. coro age of Korra Amy?

Amy Bugbee  21:35

Yeah, Doug. Yep.

Shane Bugbee  21:40

I'm just making sure everyone's awake still. You're not quitters?

Amy Bugbee  21:44

Right? No quitters here. You've got quality

Shane Bugbee  21:55

What were we talking about? Quality? That was age coral. Coral que Queen Latifah. I was telling Doug yesterday, Doug had never heard that I was on Queen Latifah. So it's a story fresh in my mind. Sort of fresh, Queen Le t for those. They asked me to go out to the on the show for internet. Bad stuff on the internet, what was in unsavory stuff on the internet? And so I was like, fine, no problem. I would love to get a plug for some of the websites. And it was for a website called Dana Plato. cult.com. I used to have. And so I go out there and find out right after I get some makeup on that. Dana planos Plato's family's there and not wanting to get lynched.

Amy Bugbee  22:56

And they wanted to confront you, right? Yeah. They

Shane Bugbee  22:59

wanted to confront me and I, the show wasn't live. And I didn't want to get edited down and I wanted, you know, I knew anything could happen. It was it was in their control. So, boy, this is a this is a hard story to tell. I mean, I feel like talking anymore.

Amy Bugbee  23:23

You've had it with the queen Latif.

Shane Bugbee  23:25

Tell Doug this this fucking story. Last night I tie these stories get old

Amy Bugbee  23:30

quandary about the queen.

Shane Bugbee  23:33

Yeah, they get old after a while. I've told the story 100 times probably people have already heard it anyway. But they fucking lied to me. And I wanted to leave the show. I didn't want to be on there. I wasn't gonna get stuck on a segment with Dana, Plato's family by myself. And I tried to leave they had these two big black cards that like are from Rikers Island, the prison. They brought me back down to my room and locked me in it. I used my cell phone called 911 got the New York Police Department there. The producer of the show comes down threatens to sue me for $100,000 for the cost of the show that I'm destroying. long and the short of it, I tell him, he's got to he had to pay to get me on the show. And I made him pay out of his pocket like a parking ticket, you know, for lying to me because he said he wouldn't pay. He wouldn't pay. They couldn't pay for me to be on the show. So I said, you know, empty out your pockets. Because I was going to leave and I guess the show would have been ruined and he would look bad. So he paid me the money. We went I went out there was funny. They sent these big black guys to stand around me to take me out there and all these people had heard what happened and had gotten riled up the whole crowd. So they started spitting on at me, but these big black guys were all around me so they were getting hit by the spit. So it's sort of funny. It was black spitting on blacks because the whole crowd was Black was like all these really degenerate people like all on welfare it look like it was just a real smelly fucking crowd.

Amy Bugbee  25:13

You were on there after the Dana Plato's x in laws or whatever was I after? I think, yeah, you were after. So they were all angered up because you did the segment's separately. You had your own

Shane Bugbee  25:24

set. Yeah. And they tried to accuse me not wanting to face off with them, which is not true. And we later did live on Court TV, me and Amy, but that I'll tell you about that in a second. So I go out there and they're yelling and screaming about making money and I say what do you know about making money? You're on fucking welfare. Fuck you. Queen Latifah comes out tells me I'm exploiting Dana, Plato's death. And I said no more. The only thing that's different about me and you as you're making hundreds of 1000s of dollars off exploiting Dana, Plato's death off of the show here. I'll be lucky to make a couple $1,000 You know, and I had embarrassed Queen Latif and with the first couple of questions, I saw her turn red, she'd left the show for a little bit and came back on and had said, and you'll see if you ever see a videotape of it, it says she says, uh, you know, This show isn't live. And they edit me down. They blur my face. I don't get to say anything. But it's fun. It looks cool. I've always wanted to be someone like that. So it's like I was on spring or something like, fuck you fuck you was like, and Jimmy Kimmel does this bit every Friday called Unnecessary Censorship. And it's real funny. You got to see I can't describe it. But it was similar like they were blurred my blurring me where it looked like I was probably yelling obscenities. But I was and I was just talking, and they blurred all my answers. And it was an interesting experience. Because we were yelling at each other. I was yelling at Queen Latifah. I was yelling at the crowd. I was telling them, they're on welfare. They smoke crack, and they're losers and quitters. Cue. And at the end of the show, Queen Latifah came up and shook my hand and said, thanks for being on the show. Everything was cool. And I was shocked. They wouldn't she wouldn't take a picture of me with me. And that's the only thing that's the only thing I didn't tell you yesterday dog was what was the only thing I wanted? Was her to take a picture with me. And she wouldn't. What? Why?

Doug Misicko  27:20

Why did you want that?

Shane Bugbee  27:21

Um, it because she was she's famous. It's good for PR. I mean, I plan on doing a book stuff like that. So I wanted to document me being on Queen Latifah. And you know, I'd had I've met Oprah, Oprah Winfrey, Winfrey. You know, I've met people like that. And it's nice to have a photo. I have a photo of Jerry Springer. Why? one more photo with Oprah. No, but I would love to have it. See, that's why we're clean the teeth. And now look, she's won an Oscar award or whatever. Yeah, so. So I mean, if I would have that, and there's a reason she wouldn't let me because she was protecting her, her,

Doug Misicko  28:00

her image investment or whatever image.

Shane Bugbee  28:03

And so that's, I want it for that for that because I'm in this in this kind of business where I want something that promote some of the things I do and sell. So that's just a way to promote things I do as a person. I've shied away from things like that. Well, I guess I did stand in line and meet Ozzy Osbourne and do but I guess I like meeting famous people want to know, but quality if it was business, but she wouldn't take a photo with me. And that was that. And this is the ABC show. And I'm Shane. Evil now.com That's Doug from dis genex.com Until stage right, that's Amy from horror of horror.com. Look for the fuck John Ashcroft shirt on all those lovely websites and you're gonna get a free one inch pin that says Pope's nose. That comes straight from Amy's Pope's nose tears.

Amy Bugbee  28:54

You gotta have the Pope's nose.

Shane Bugbee  28:56

Yeah. And this show is going to be the last for the night. I think you guys want to try to do our I'll take that as a no done. So this is the last show and this was this has been two days now. We've been going through the alphabet, just thrown out letters and the first thing that first things that come to our mind. Boy, it's like 3am So it's pretty late. Yeah, well check out evil now.com Three Ring, three ring radio.com dis genex.com horror of horror.com and TV is god.com and tune in next time for our our

Amy Bugbee  29:39

hires an exciting letter.

Shane Bugbee  29:43

Our robot are like a pirate fucking redundant.

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